What’s the best way to impress a date you find on Match.com?
Any veteran internet dater knows - claim to be something you’re not.
How about a doctor? That’s good.
A spy? Even better.
An astronaut? Jackpot!
Jeffrey J. Marsalis, an advanced Match.com user, had his routine down.
He showed the women realistic badges.
He had pictures created that showed him in different workplaces, working with important people.
One of Mr. Marsalis’ dates said that on every single date they had, he wore emergency room scrubs.
Another one said Jeffrey Marsalis had explained to her over dinner that he was trying to get into astronaut-training school because he wanted to have something to do after he was done killing people in the CIA.
Everything was going fine. Lots of “I’ll call you” sex for Mr. Marsalis.
He even beat seven counts of rape on June 13th! Woot!
The women who accused him testified that because of some unknown drug Marsalis slipped them, they were knocked out, lost memories, were incredibly disoriented when they were conscious, and were confused about what had happened afterward because he treated them as if nothing was amiss.
He’s been accused of this kind of thing before…he was found not guilty in January 2006 of drugging and raping three other women.
The jury, after five days of yelling at each other and accusing each other of sexism, aquitted Mr. Marsalis of 7 counts of rape.
All was going well for Mr. Marsalis until he was convicted of two counts of sexual assault for drugging several women and raping them while they lay unconscious.
He’ll serve up to 20 years for that, but wait! There’s more!
He also faces a drugging and rape case in Idaho and a federal investigation of Marsalis is ongoing.
Slippery little guy.
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I dated this jerk for 5.5 years and let me tell you what you saw in the media only stratches the surface. Burn baby burn….may you rot in jail and make real good friends with your fellow rapists……..before either entering hell early or waiting your turn like the rest of the pychopaths who are waiting their turn.
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What a crock. If these women didn’t want to get raped in their sleep, they shouldn’t have gotten drugged by a practiced, woman-hating sociopath. I’m sure Camille Paglia would have something sharp to say about all this.
He’s got a nice long jail stint to get raped in his sleep, and for once we can be grateful for the near-total lack of order and civil rights within America’s prison system.
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