The family is, right now, driving in our minivan from Omaha to the Lake of the Ozarks, down in Missouri.
It will take a few hours.
We will be hot and cranky.
There are videos of Clifford (the big red dog) and Curious George. I’m sure there will be at least one episode of the Teletubbies, and some Dora the Explorer thrown into the mix.
It will be a lot like Hell.
You, however, will not suffer for my absence, as I have written several stories in advance!
Have a wonderful and safe weekend, free of evil people.






