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  • Randy P. Aaser

    A fight with his wife over her smoking a cigarette led Mr. Randy Aaser to slash Meg Lundeen’s throat with a knife, severing her tongue and windpipe.

    A neighbor found her bleeding all over her driveway at three in the morning.

    The neighbor called the paramedics and saved her life.

    Doctors were later able to reattach Meg Lundeen’s tongue.

    I’d imagine that it will take some time and lots of speech therapy for her to speak intelligibly again.

    The couple, married for three years, were out on a Friday night to celebrate her 30th birthday with co-workers at two suburban bars.

    Meg Lundeen told a friend at Blondies bar in Brooklyn Park that she wanted to buy cigarettes, but that she had quit smoking and that her husband would be mad if he found out. After Lundeen and Randy Aaser left the bar at about 2 in the morning, she called the friend about the argument.

    Between 2:30 and 2:45 in the morning, a neighbor heard the front door bang at the couple’s home.

    After hearing gurgling and moaning, the neighbor found Lundeen sprawled out on the driveway.

    Concerned about Randy Aaser, the neighbor checked inside the house, found a lot of blood, came back outside and asked Lundeen if her husband had cut her.

    Lundeen, who couldn’t speak, gave the thumbs up signal and police were called.

    Aaser was found twenty minutes later and is being charged with second-degree attempted murder.
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    10 Responses to “Randy P. Aaser”

    1. comment number 1 by: Questionable Poon

      Smoking is a filthy habit. She KNEW her husband would be upset..

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    2. comment number 2 by: Bender-Over

      Well, that is one way to shut a ho up… :)

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    3. comment number 3 by: Anonymous

      So, it’s okay to cut your ears and hands off for driving on your cellphone?

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    4. comment number 4 by: admin

      As long as you’re cutting your own ears off, I don’t see why that would be a terrible crime.

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    5. comment number 5 by: Poonarific

      Anon brings with their post a strong point. You’d have to cut your ears off first. It’d be impossible to do otherwise.

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    6. comment number 6 by: Tay

      How can so many people think the husband isn’t guilty? There is no reason to slash a person’s throat. None.

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    7. comment number 7 by: Os

      Questionable Poon you sound like a prick. I bet you beat women because you cant get laid you pathetic excuse for a man.

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    8. comment number 8 by: volumetric poon

      I’m a gay hermaphrodite. It’s quite confusing. So if you count masterbation, beating the meat if you will, I suppose you are correct.

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    9. comment number 9 by: Bender-Over

      People sure have their egos crammed up their asses…

      Poon may be a prick but he’s the kind of prick you want to shove into the nearest orifice. :) Not the kind you cut off and throw out the window of a moving vehicle.

      GO POON!

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    10. comment number 10 by: Brittany

      poon is really funny though. he brings humor to shitty situations.

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