Randy P. Aaser
A fight with his wife over her smoking a cigarette led Mr. Randy Aaser to slash Meg Lundeen’s throat with a knife, severing her tongue and windpipe.
A neighbor found her bleeding all over her driveway at three in the morning.
The neighbor called the paramedics and saved her life.
Doctors were later able to reattach Meg Lundeen’s tongue.
I’d imagine that it will take some time and lots of speech therapy for her to speak intelligibly again.
The couple, married for three years, were out on a Friday night to celebrate her 30th birthday with co-workers at two suburban bars.
Meg Lundeen told a friend at Blondies bar in Brooklyn Park that she wanted to buy cigarettes, but that she had quit smoking and that her husband would be mad if he found out. After Lundeen and Randy Aaser left the bar at about 2 in the morning, she called the friend about the argument.
Between 2:30 and 2:45 in the morning, a neighbor heard the front door bang at the couple’s home.
After hearing gurgling and moaning, the neighbor found Lundeen sprawled out on the driveway.
Concerned about Randy Aaser, the neighbor checked inside the house, found a lot of blood, came back outside and asked Lundeen if her husband had cut her.
Lundeen, who couldn’t speak, gave the thumbs up signal and police were called.
Aaser was found twenty minutes later and is being charged with second-degree attempted murder.
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Smoking is a filthy habit. She KNEW her husband would be upset..
Well, that is one way to shut a ho up… :)
So, it’s okay to cut your ears and hands off for driving on your cellphone?
As long as you’re cutting your own ears off, I don’t see why that would be a terrible crime.
Anon brings with their post a strong point. You’d have to cut your ears off first. It’d be impossible to do otherwise.
How can so many people think the husband isn’t guilty? There is no reason to slash a person’s throat. None.
Questionable Poon you sound like a prick. I bet you beat women because you cant get laid you pathetic excuse for a man.
I’m a gay hermaphrodite. It’s quite confusing. So if you count masterbation, beating the meat if you will, I suppose you are correct.
People sure have their egos crammed up their asses…
Poon may be a prick but he’s the kind of prick you want to shove into the nearest orifice. :) Not the kind you cut off and throw out the window of a moving vehicle.
GO POON!
poon is really funny though. he brings humor to shitty situations.
Hooray for Poon!
One question……….Was he trying to give her a tracheotomy? Maybe she had throat cancer… >:) He was just trying to help after all…. By the way, you guys are the greatest! Nobody gives me a hard time… That just adds to my belief that I can do or say no wrong >:)
I had a little ego
and then it grew and grew
And now it is so big,
It split into two.
My egos like to boast
about the things they do
all because of enablers
like you and you and you!
Oh…My…Gosh! I am disgusted by my own arrogance. Could such a thing be possible?
I know Randy personally. I’ve known him for 14 years. When we first heard what happened we thought the psycho bitch did it to herself! She is THAT crazy! I hope SHE rots in hell! This is NOT the whole story.
So please, enlighten us Carrie H. Explain to us how a woman can slash her own throat so badly she severs her tongue.
Because I gotta be honest, it’s not her I’m thinking is the psycho bitch right this minute.
From what I’ve found out, he admitted he did it. According to the official Criminal Complaint against him, Aaser called a friend around 3 a.m. and said Lundeen had pulled a knife on him. he said he grabbed and then cut her neck. He said he was sorry, the complaint said. Police arrested him around 3:20 a.m. Police found a bloody 8-inch knife in the couple’s kitchen.
BTW Carrie, have you seen you seen Randy lately? I have.
http://info.doc.state.mn.us/PublicViewer/Inmate.asp?OID=225586
And wait just a minute. It looks like Randy pled guilty to Assault in the First Degree. He got himself 12 and a half years.
Behold, Randy P. Aaser’s Court Records:
Register Of Actions
Case No. 27-CR-07-037701
State of Minnesota vs RANDY PAUL AASER
Case Type: Crim/Traf Mandatory
Date Filed: 06/12/2007
Location: Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Party Information
Lead Attorneys: NELSON, ERIC JOHN
BARRY, LEE W, III
Defendant: AASER, RANDY PAUL
BROOKLYN CENTER, MN 55429
Male
10/05/1973
Charge Information
1. Assault-1st Degree 609.221.1 Felony 06/09/2007
2. Attempted Murder in the Second Degree -Intentional (Attempt to Commit – GOC) 609.19.1(1) Felony 06/09/2007
Events & Orders of the Court
DISPOSITIONS
08/01/2007 – Plea (Judicial Officer: Oleisky, Allen)
1. Assault-1st Degree – Not guilty
2. Attempted Murder in the Second Degree -Intentional (Attempt to Commit – GOC) – Not guilty
01/08/2008 - Amended Plea (Judicial Officer: Oleisky, Allen)
Reason: Court Order, Plea agreement
1. Assault-1st Degree – Guilty
02/20/2008 - Disposition (Judicial Officer: Oleisky, Allen)
1. Assault-1st Degree – Convicted
2. Attempted Murder in the Second Degree -Intentional (Attempt to Commit – GOC) – Dismissed
02/20/2008 - Sentenced (Judicial Officer: Oleisky, Allen)
1. Assault-1st Degree – Commit to Commissioner of Corrections – Adult: MN Correctional Facility – St. Cloud 150 Mo
Report on 02/21/2008
Credit for Time Served for 28 Days
Departure: Dispositional
Status: Active 02/20/2008
Condition – Adult:
1. Restitution reserved, 02/20/2008, Active 02/20/2008
Trust me girlie, he’s guilty as hell. Now don’t you regret coming on this website and accusing the victim of faking the crime just to frame this asshole, without any proof whatsoever that things happened the way you say they did. People like you make me physically ill. Meg Lundeen has already suffered enough without some jackass like you starting rumors based in absolutely nothing about her sanity and her integrity.
Now shut the fuck up.
Call me curious here, and I really couldn’t give less of a damn, but his pleading guilty to assault doesn’t exacty remove the possibility that she’s still a crazy bitch who pulled a knife on him. I mean I get being pissed at anyone attacking the victim, but that doesn’t mean the victim’s pure as the driven snow either.
I mean she likes to smoke, can’t commit to quitting, and was shacking up with a knife wielding meathead … Sounds crazy to me.
He slit her throat. That’s not a defensive wound, that’s an attack. If he’d grabbed the knife and randomly stabbed her in self defense, his spin would be more believable. It’s pretty tough to slit someone’s throat in the middle of defensive panic after being attacked with a knife. It’s a move that strikes me as coming from behind. I hear it’s tough to slit a throat, that you really need the right leverage and pressure. Tough to get the right leverage and pressure from the front; it’s easier to pull and cut than push and cut. That’s just my speculation, as I’ve never slit a throat. Yay me!
It’s quite feasible she is a crazy bitch who pulled a knife on him. The rest just doesn’t fit, in my opinion.
I’ve been trying to quit smoking for years. It’s one of the toughest things I’ve ever struggled with, and that’s saying a lot. It’s not the type of chemical addiction to make someone murder when they’re detoxing.