125x125 Costumes under $30
Get updates by e-mail. Free!
Why subscribe?

PYSIH twitter
Follow Us on Twitter

  • Top Commentators

    • Max The Cat
    • vcbecky
    • hellofafuckingstatepolice
    • Mulch
    • justjaney
    • Jason
    • deedeebug95
    • Fred
    • sof
    • dani
  • More information on why subscribing to an online background check service is a good idea:

  • Special thanks to BeeMedia, who have never killed anyone, as far as we know.

    Check out the excellent guide to building your own website here at ContentedlyMaladaptive.com



    Angel Jones

    It’s always the bad guys that seem to get all the hot chicks.

    Take Angel Jones, for example.

    The day he paroled out of prison, his hot model girlfriend was waiting for him in her car.

    She picked Angel Jones up and took him to her place, where she made him a home-cooked meal and then had sex with him.

    Apparently Jones thought the sex was too good and thought she had learned new techniques cheating on him while he was in the joint.

    Felon logic dictated that he should savagely bite her nose, which then popped off as Jones pulled his head back.

    That’s right, he bit his girlfriend’s nose off because the sex was too good.

    Her screams and cries alerted someone in the area, who called police while Angel Jones tortured his girlfriend, biting and slapping her.

    Police said that Angel Jones’ girlfriend (probably now his ex-girlfriend) was trying to hold her face together when they arrived. To the officers, Angel Jones looked like some kind of predator chewing on the body of a dead animal.

    Her nose was found but was too mangled to be reattached.

    She’s had to undergo countless reconstructive surgeries, to the point where, when she comes across people she knows while walking on the street, she has to tell them who she is.

    Forensic psychiatrist Dr. Philip Klassen and Dr. Julian Goger both agreed in testimony – Angel Jones is a psycho who has no feelings whatsoever for his victims and is very likely to do something like this again.

    A good Hell candidate.

    Does Christopher Swiridowsky Deserve Hell?

    View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...


    5 Comments »

    Similar Posts:

    5 Responses to “Angel Jones”

    1. cthulhu rabbit says:

      so did she cheat on him or not?

    2. MBA-Ms.BadAss says:

      Wow, I wonder what he would have done if the sex had been bad?

      • Amy says:

        Bought her flowers maybe…….
        Look the guy is a psycho and should have been kept in prison. Its good to see how prison rehablilitation pragrams work. And yes, i was being sarcastic.

    3. entitled says:

      Hot girls are so stupid….Should have picked a better man. Lie down with dogs and get up without a nose…No sympathy for a pig who gives sex to a monster. Sounds like everybody got what they deserved.

    Leave a Reply