Angel Jones
It’s always the bad guys that seem to get all the hot chicks.
Take Angel Jones, for example.
The day he paroled out of prison, his hot model girlfriend was waiting for him in her car.
She picked Angel Jones up and took him to her place, where she made him a home-cooked meal and then had sex with him.
Apparently Jones thought the sex was too good and thought she had learned new techniques cheating on him while he was in the joint.
Felon logic dictated that he should savagely bite her nose, which then popped off as Jones pulled his head back.
That’s right, he bit his girlfriend’s nose off because the sex was too good.
Her screams and cries alerted someone in the area, who called police while Angel Jones tortured his girlfriend, biting and slapping her.
Police said that Angel Jones’ girlfriend (probably now his ex-girlfriend) was trying to hold her face together when they arrived. To the officers, Angel Jones looked like some kind of predator chewing on the body of a dead animal.
Her nose was found but was too mangled to be reattached.
She’s had to undergo countless reconstructive surgeries, to the point where, when she comes across people she knows while walking on the street, she has to tell them who she is.
Forensic psychiatrist Dr. Philip Klassen and Dr. Julian Goger both agreed in testimony – Angel Jones is a psycho who has no feelings whatsoever for his victims and is very likely to do something like this again.
A good Hell candidate.
Will we see Angel Jones in Hell?
- Yes (96%, 195 Votes)
- No (4%, 8 Votes)
Total Voters: 203
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19 Comments »
so did she cheat on him or not?
does it matter really?
Wow, I wonder what he would have done if the sex had been bad?
Bought her flowers maybe…….
Look the guy is a psycho and should have been kept in prison. Its good to see how prison rehablilitation pragrams work. And yes, i was being sarcastic.
What a fucking STUPID question! U dumb bitch
Clearly the guy is INSANE
And clearly you’re a shitball. What is it with you enablers, you supporters of monsters, and hypocrisy? You want us to believe you over police reports and tangible evidence? If you have proof that the story is wrong, then post it. Otherwise, go feltch yourself.
becky i enjoy your comments thank you
Hot girls are so stupid….Should have picked a better man. Lie down with dogs and get up without a nose…No sympathy for a pig who gives sex to a monster. Sounds like everybody got what they deserved.
WOW, WOW, WOWO
Clearly someone who has NEVER been laid!! Poor prick LIKE ANYONE deserves that shit, Thanks for bringing your DARKNESS to my earth, JERK
“Thanks for bringing your DARKNESS to my earth” What’s wrong, was ‘Poetry for Dummies” too challenging, so you took to reading Anne Rice for inspiration? You really are a stupid, confused person and I think you should talk to a therapist.
I went to School with Angel. By the way his name is not pronounced like in angel in the sky. ANG gale. I used o take his lunch money back then. Right now is Canada’s most dangerous prisoner. He has to be segregated from other inmates, while because he does the same thing to them as he did to that girl. I know the girl as well, she is a nice girl who made a bad decision .. not a pig. He was supposed to be on medicine, but was not. No worries time in segregation has made him even crazier, he will never see the sun again.,
Hahahahha OKAY Jason Keith you used to steal his lunch money in what grade 2?? You moron! I know both Angel (AN-GAIL) and the victim. This story is BULLSHIT, only thing they got right was that he bit her nose off. Model, try exotic dancer?
Gotta love the media and MIXING stories up to sound better!!
sooo… Instead of getting pissy at everyone..please… enlighten us to the “real” story.
Friend of the VICTIM? I can believe you’re a friend of the jailbird nose cannibal Angela, but of the VICTIM?
Do me a favor, Friend… slap yourself in the face for me.
About 1000 times.
Thanks, it’s all better now.
- I’m not sure slapping this moron in the face 3,000 times will cure this idiots despicable stupidity, nor will it make the teenage acne vanish.
Y’know…just saying is all.
Cure him? Fuck that. I just want him to slap himself. ;)
Not grade 2 grade grade 5 fairmount…Friend of victim which is a joke in itself…who are you? I’m not dissing him,,,he did what he did,,,should have been on his meds…we hung out on and off for years. A persons worse deeds don’t difine him…i guess. She got your nose taken off because while he was in jail another man was driving his car….Not defending just saying…im out
wow…it sounds like you are justifying his behavior. no matter what happened while he was in jail, it does not justify becoming violent with another person. regardless of what her sanction is in life, it does not justify having violence bestowed upon her.
That all sounds very nice Jen,, unfortunately thats not how it works in the real world. Are discisions and choices plus the God hated circumstance can find people in bad places. We can blame the world for where we are but fact is we put ourselves there…yes…