19-year-old Lauren Gash wanted a baby. She wanted one really, really bad.
She wanted a baby so bad that she told everyone that she was pregnant, that the dad had run out on her. As proof, she had sonogram pictures with her name in the corner.
To celebrate the imminent arrival of Lauren’s fictitious baby, her family threw her a baby shower.
Now she HAD to have a baby, and soon.
Why she couldn’t get one the old-fashioned way, I don’t know. She had posted online that she had been diagnosed with polycystic ovary syndrome. Maybe she was worried about that.
Taxi driver Doug Conley recently told the press in Austin about his encounter with Laura Ashley Hall when he picked her up from the courthouse and drove her home.
Since people will sometimes tell taxi drivers the most interesting things, I contacted Mr. Conley directly and talked with him for some time about his brief experience with Ms. Hall.
Currently, Doug is facing a charge of trespassing. That’s a minor charge, probably worth 30 days in jail - tops.
So, one mortician says to the other,”Hey, wanna stop at the office for a quick, cold one?”
I’ll say this about Roderick Jones: At least he wait until they’re dead to rape them.
The life of a funeral director can be a boring one. I’m sure you’d be tempted to take a lot of breaks.
Johnny Draper, the funeral director of the Draper Funeral home left his office, taking a break for awhile to talk with some friends across the street. Figuring he’d only be gone for a little bit, he didn’t engage the top-notch security system that he’d had installed.
On the 18th of June in 2007, at 9 in the evening, a 35-year-old woman came home to her apartment in the Dunbar Village housing project in West Palm Beach, Florida. She had just finished up a long day of delivering telephone books and she was tired.
She had immigrated to the United States in 2000 from Haiti with her then five-year-old son, hoping for a better life.
Before she went upstairs to bed, she and her son had started to make something downstairs in the kitchen for dinner when there was a knock at the door.
You’re watching the typical prison conflict with hispanics and blacks not getting along.
To capture the attention of the combatants, stinger grenades are used.
Stinger grenades are like flash-bangs, but they contain many little balls that are flung every which way when the stinger grenade is activated and tossed into a room full of uncooperative inmates.
John and Diane Shenfeld had a problem. Their 26-year-old drug-abusing, hard-drinking, hemophiliac son, Jason Shenfeld, was starting to act weird - well…weirder than normal.
He was locking the door to his room every time he left and staying out late. Things didn’t feel right.
When Jason Shenfeld refused to give his mother the complete set of his bedsheets to wash, suspicions were raised.
On the 20th of July, 2007, Jason Shenfeld’s father went into his room, looking for the missing bedsheets so that they could finally be washed..
Jack McClellan was arrested earlier this month by UCLA police near a campus child-care center. This was about a week after a restraining order had been issued for Jack, prohibiting him from going within 30 feet of any children in the state of California.
Mr. McClellan was released after spending five days in jail when the city attorney’s office claimed that the criminal case could not be prosecuted because the original court order had been written incorrectly. Evidently Judge Melvin Sandvig had failed to schedule and give McClellan proper notice of a hearing required to argue the restraining order’s merits.
Well. 
I’ll say this about Roderick Jones: At least he wait until they’re dead to rape them.
What do you do if your child goes bad?
Where will he be moving to? Only time will tell.