Alexander Pichushkin
The world according to Alexander Pichushkin:
For me, a life without murder is like a life without food for you. I felt like the father of all these people, since it was I who opened the door for them to another world.
Well.
Ok then.
Alexander Pichushkin grew up in a divorced household, raised by his mother after his dad left her alone shortly after Alexander was born.
He never really got along with other kids in his neighborhood and kept to himself most of the time.
In 1991, when he was 17, Mr. Pichushkin fell in love with 17-year-old Olga Maksheeva, a girl who lived in his neighborhood. They dated for a while, but Olga lost interest quickly and left him.
She then fell in love with a 20-year-old man named Sergei Kozyrev, which upset Mr. Pichushkin. In the spring of 1992, Sergei Kozyrev was found dead in his apartment. Pichushkin was questioned but never arrested.
In 2002, Olga Maksheeva herself was found dead in a pond.
Those two deaths were just the start for now 33-year-old Alexander Pichushkin, who was arrested in June of 2006 for murder after investigators found his name and phone number on a piece of paper. The paper had been written on by a woman who was killed in the park, and the message was for her son. Pichushkin was an acquaintance of the woman from his work as a shopkeeper’s assistant.
During questioning, unable to keep his pride in check, Alexander Pichushkin confessed to not only the murder of that woman, but 61 other murders over the last decade.
In response to media speculation that Alexander Pichushkin had been tortured into confessing, the Russian government allowed television crews to videotape and interview the Bitsevsky Maniac for themselves, which they did.
Alexander Pichushkin loved it, and related tons of details related to his murders.
Evidently, most of Alexander’s victims were killed when he threw them into a sewage pit after they were too drunk to understand what was happening to them. A few were killed with blows from a hammer to their skulls.
The majority of the people Alexander Pichushkin killed were middle-aged to elderly, and most were men. Alexander Pichushkin claimed that he didn’t like how they bitched about life’s problems, so he killed them to provide the ultimate solution.
Alexander Pichushkin also claims that he orgasmed every time he watched someone die in pain.
Despite all this, experts at Russia’s largest mental hospital have pronounced Alexander Pichushkin sane.
Alexander Pichushkin faces a possibility of life in prison if he is convicted. Russia, having gone soft in the last few years, has decided to stop executing criminals. Russia hasn’t officially killed anyone in years.
Update:
Alexander Pichushkin was sentenced to life in prison with the first 15 years to be spent in solitary confinement.
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yup…he’s sane. who orgasms during execution??? He must’ve been one of those guys who killed pets as a child and stuff. he’s pretty crazy.
That’s what always gets me. These dudes say fucked up shit like that and yet some how, they are found to be sane. It doesn’t make any sense.
The legal definition of “insane” is not knowing the difference between right and wrong. Someone getting sexual pleasure from someone’s death is simply a sadist.
What a freak. He needs a jacket and padded walls. Sounds like the movie Mr. Brooks. (Very good movie, watch it!)
I want to know what 7 freaks think this guy does not deserve hell. Bleeding hearts.
He loved animals.
That’s correct. If I remember correctly, the only sympathy he ever showed was when his dog died.
He looks like a vampire. I’m sure he thought he was in his mind.
Um, no, he didn’t.
15 years in solitary is Hell.
Minus the burning, the pitch darkness, and the total and complete isolation, then yeah, I suppose it is.
His murders would have been better if he raped the females and murdered more children. For now, Chikatilo is the best, regardless of body count.
Yeah rape!
You know, this reminds me of a joke. a terrible, terrible joke. Who wants to be offended?
Let’s hear it, Travis.
k. Granted, be aware it’s not my best material, but it did get ma mad at me, so I think it’s funny.
Backstory: It was during the election. We were watching Obama win (thankfully. lolliberal. though romney would have benn…screw it, side tracked) and at the Time, Todd Akin and the other one like whim who made the rape comments were winning, which spawned this little beauty
Q: You know why Akin has to define it as “legitimate” rape?
A: There’s no bed in the kitchen. ba dum tss
I love how even the Republican former adviser to Bush said the next time she heard some GOPer say rape was anything other than a horrific crime, she’d be tempted to cut their tongue out. A-fucking-men.
If you think you’re the first one to try to shock us with claims like this, you’re wrong, troll.
Have fun with your mediocre life.
I have a better life than any fool who doesn’t do what they want just because some shitheads told them to.