Quick Trips To Hell

Dude, you killed a nun!

31-year-old Martin Rondeau is accused of killing an 81-year-old nun who worked in a community center connected to her convent.

She helped people who suffered from drug and alcohol problems.

Martin Rondeau lived in the community center for a little less than a year and is believed to suffer from psychiatric problems.

Like the desire to kill a nun.

Dude, he had Alzheimer’s!

Crystal Gordon, a waitress in Florida, was lucky enough to make friends with a 76-year-old man with Alzheimers who liked to eat alone in the Denny’s that she worked at.

Crystal says that she and the old guy were friends and that he willingly gave her over $100,000 of his life savings in less than 4 months.

Ms. Gordon isn’t the only person who worked at the Denny’s who took advantage of his senility.

Several employees got a few thousand dollars each and a manager was given $10,000.

Crystal Gordon claimed that she helped the old guy out on a daily basis.

“I took care of him. I handled everything that he needed, anything he needed, anything at all.”

Of course she handled everything. She handled his credit cards, she handled his purchasing of six cars, she handled the purchase of a trailer and she handled the purchase of a dune buggy.

Wow, a dune buggy. (You can’t fault her for wanting a dune buggy)

Six cars might be a bit much for a man in a wheelchair with no driver’s license.

While authorities would like to keep Crystal Gordon in jail with no bond, the old guy has already asked police how much it would take to bond her out of jail.

Dude you took your kid to the Mustang Ranch!

Lucien Hoffman, a divorced resident of Bend, Oregon, left his 2-year-old daughter in his car while he was in Las Vegas’ infamous Mustang Ranch for over two hours, doing whatever it is that people do in the Mustang Ranch.

The little girl endured 2 hours of torture in the 95-degree Nevada sun, which ended when a security guard for the brothel heard her crying, let her out of the car and took her inside the building.

She was treated for dehydration and given over to Child Services. Lucien Hoffman was arrested and put in jail with child neglect charges.

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