Lazaro Galindo
They say that anyone who defends himself has a fool for a client. Lazaro Galindo was no exception. Some gems from his trial include:
“What 19-year-old doesn’t have some type of skulls?”
“Let’s say the Church of Satan, some people don’t think it exists, it actually exists, it actually has members, but we don’t worship Satan, pray to Satan, sacrifice kids to Satan.”
”I feel that I am God and I am going to reestablish the whole Catholic religion and the whole Satanic religion as one religion.”
“I’ve converted to God, I found God”
“How many of you have ever been forced to do something, or manipulated by a higher authority than you?”
“At no time in this case will you hear that I said I kill for Satan.”
“The actual killer is still loose on the street.”
So now that we’ve determined what kind of attorney 20-year-old Lazaro Galindo is, what did he actually do?
Apparently, his girlfriend, Yosalyn Gonzalez, had an admirer, 42-year-old Argelio Gonzalez.
Argelio Gonzalez was a virtual Don Juan, driving by her trailer park home in his gray Cadillac, playing loud, romantic music as he cruised by at 2 miles per hour. Sometimes he would shout out how he loved Yosalyn. Argelio would even leave fruit on her trailer doorstep for her kids.
And really, what woman could resist such charms?
Lazaro Galindo felt he was being disrespected. After all, how can a satanist who keeps knives and axes in a cauldron, sacrifices animals and tells people their future compete with the gray Cadillac-driving 42-year-old guy with fruit?
Enough was enough, so when Lazaro Galindo saw Argelio driving his gray Cadillac through the trailer park during June of 2000, the 19-year-old went out and confronted his rival, asking Argelio to never come around his house any more.
Mr. Smooth, Argelio Gonzalez responded with a quick and witty, “Why should I leave if the street’s not yours?”
This made Lazaro Galindo cry. Seriously. He cried.
Then Lazaro Galindo pulled a switchblade out of his pocket and stabbed Gonzalez in the face, chest and back with the eight-inch blade.
After Gonzalez fell to the pavement, covered in his own vomit, Lazaro grabbed his now less-attractive victim and pulled him back into Lazaro’s trailer.
Argelio was still breathing, so Lazaro stabbed him in the lung, which solved that problem, then grabbed a hatchet from the cauldron and smashed Argelio’s head open. Lazaro claims that he then ate Argelio’s fingers and that he thought they were tasty.
After two days, Lazaro Galindo decided that he’d had enough fun with the corpseand disposed of the body. He wrapped the carcass of his rival in a garbage bag and some sheets and tied it all into a nice little package with some phone cord. With a white rose in Argelio’s hand, a slit throat and a note that said, “Italian mafia,” Lazaro hoped to throw off police and place the blame on the mob. Putting the pieces of the body into two trash cans, he loaded it all into the trunk of his girlfriend’s car and dumped the cans in a field near a middle school.
Back at the trailer, he poured water and bleach over all the surfaces he could, trying to dispose of the evidence. The bloody clothes were tossed into trashcans around the city. Argelio’s keys and one of the knives used to cut up his body were thrown out of the car by a factory. Finally, Lazaro sold his girlfriend’s car to a guy on the street for $100.
A lot of work for nothing, really.
Some children found the body in the trash cans while they were playing. Cops were called.
They headed to Lazaro Galindo’s trailer and found evidence all over. As the icing on the cake, Lazaro wrote a 40-page confession, explaining his desire to eat human flesh, detailing his killing of Argelio Gonzalez and how he had disposed of his remains. And, of course, he defended himself in court.
A jury thought about the case, really hard, for just over two hours before they came back and delivered a guilty verdict and convicting Galindo of second degree murder. Lazaro Galindo was already serving a 45-year sentence for molesting a 13-year-old girl. Once he serves that time, the life sentence will begin.
Does Lazaro Galindo Desere Hell?
- Yes, he murdered Argelio Gonzalez (50%, 5 Votes)
- Derserve Hell? He's betting on it! (50%, 5 Votes)
- No, he's just an innocent former satanist (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 10
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21 Comments »
That’s just sick… Real sick.
God and Satan have nothing to do with that. That’s just the perversions of a screwed up man. And by the sounds of it, a mentally ill one.
But ill or not, this dude deserves hell. Or something worse, since he’s a Satanic Catholic…
Look all that, that is said above is bull S***, he is a loving and caring person, besides of his religious believes.
Did your brother learn law where you learned grammar and spelling?
Trust me I am his sister, I know.
By NO means is this man a “saint”.
He does deserve to go to hell! Trust me, I’ve known him intimately. I am his toilet.
“Lazaro ate Argelio’s fingers. He thought they were tasty.”
[Gagging]..[Choking]…There goes my lunch. Thanks, admin for that added detail. I bet he sprinkled on a lil salt & pepper, maybe some ketchup, too. lol
HAHA, it already had ketchup(x
I was actually on Lazaro’s side until he pulled the guy inside and continued stabbing him. Geehs!! Don’t these idiots know that your supposed to plant a gun or knife on the person ya kill, not drag him in your house and plant evidence there? Trailers, trailers, trailers… Will their residents never learn?
To me it appears Lazaro is already in hell and he was there long before Argelio showed up that day…. Let’s just leave him in his trailer… Lock the doors… Bar the windows… Set a nice low flamed fire right below it so he can keep warm!!
I was, note i said, was, eating a nice tasty bowl of nacho’s for lunch when i started reading this post.
The nacho’s are now in the toilet and i just finished brushing my teeth.
Disgusting.
This guy is a serious loony. As for his sister trying to tell us that our young hannibal lecter here is a “good person….” bullshit!
Im a good person. I refrain from eating my rivals, i dont stab people in the face and lungs and i certainly dont keep a couldren.
But as crazy as what he did sounds, he had the mental ability to hide the body parts and try to get rid of the evidence. Oh, and the bit about the white rose and the mafia…fucking laughed…the guy is a fuckhead.
UPDATED: PHOTO & POLE added
Well, at least he has the perfect excuse, a time honored classic from every person’s childhood. Say it with me folks:
“The devil made me do it!”
Although, considering he worships Satan, he might enjoy going to Hell. Leave him on Earth to be raped and beaten by prison inmates. :)
Apparently, This case is old, But there is so much said about how corrupt the world is today. What this man deserves is not the concern of anyone. This man is a victim, A person who was pulled into the negativity of this crude and vulgar world. God, Who watches this in sadness, Still waits for him to ask for forgiveness. For even if He will be imprisoned, He will die and go straight to God’s arms. Because God, is a forgiving god. And There is so much that this world has going on. No one can say who this man is, Or what he felt, thought, or did. But He knows for himself. Its HIS decision to decide what he deserves, wants, and does. So I think its best that the people here, Insulting him, Just look at their own hands, and make sure they are clean, before they judge, and say what they think is right. When we are all mad here.
I agree with Cynthia!
But I kind of doubt he will turn to God.
Cynthia, hon, if I were God (I’m not), this fucking douchebag, Lazaro Galindo, wouldn’t even be on my fucking Christmas card list. Why in the fuck would I let someone that worships the competition, stabs people, and eats their goddamn fingers into heaven? It boggles the imagination.
And also, while we’re on the subject. If I were God (I’m still not), if someone were to punch you in the mouth for speaking for me, I’d be too busy thanking them to worry about forgiveness.
I’d probably make a pretty crappy God for people like you, but I’m sure someone would stick up for me. I’d have fun anyway.
I LOVE this response! I am so sick of people defending sick, twisted, demons. If you really want to defend these people? Go find a religious forum that is anti-retribution. BTW, I’m saying that about HER response, not yours..lol. I am very much in support of your stance on the matter and I love how you replied! =D Here’s the person sticking up for you..
Minor nitpick, but it was bugging me. The phrase is actually: “The man who defends himself has a fool for a client.”
im suprised that one of the worst creatures on Earth- A. Crowley- isnt mentioned on pysih.. this guy seems like a saint next to him!
Who, exactly, did Crowley kill again outside of all the fun fiction written invoking his name?
LOL
He deserves hell.
Satan put this SICK thought in his mind. And him being a satanic guy, he’ll very much want to go to hell. But when he gets there, he won’t. Satan isn’t on anyone’s side but his own.
I’m not saying what he did was not wrong, but that there is SO much wrong being done in this world. Even so, These kinds of websites do hurt alot of people. I happen to be young at mind, and I’m not the all seeing God, Or anything, I don’t know everything from a perfect view, But I know that although he’s a sick person, And something indeed was possessing him, or making him do what he Did, But that just means he’s another man sucked into the wrong, and hatred of the world. This man will not see his daughter grow, Or be with his sister, or mother. He chose to ruin the life he could have had. And, I know that this isn’t right to even think there is a speck of good, But there is. In everyone. That’s what I believe. Sorry, If you do not agree. But I am one of those people who does look past a sick mistake, because there was a drive that made them commit such a crime. And that is my point. Deal with it.