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    John David Roy Atchison Takes The Easy Way Out

    You may remember John David Roy Atchison, the guy who was arrested by authorities after getting off his airplane with a Dora the Explorer doll and a jar of Vaseline after arranging to meet with what he thought was a mother who was going to turn her 5-year-old daughter over to him for a night of sexual perversity.

    You may remember that John Atchison tried to kill himself a few weeks ago, but an alert inmate called the correctional officers before Mr. Atchison was able to hang himself.

    Apparently John Atchison is one pedophile who was determined to make the world a better place.

    Mr. Atchison, being housed in the Federal Correctional Institution in Milan, Michigan, was found by correctional officers in his cell on the morning of the 5th of October, 2007.

    He was unresponsive, as people who hang themselves to death tend to be.

    His attorney has this to say:

    This is a man who has done a lot of good in his life. Unfortunately, he is going to be judged by his most recent charges and what we have read in the media, and not by the goodness, hard work or by the love of his family.

    Due to the fact that John David Roy Atchison is now dead, Justice Department spokeswoman Gina Balaya has announced that the case is now closed and the government will no longer pursue charges.


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    11 Responses to “John David Roy Atchison Takes The Easy Way Out”

    1. Lizzy says:

      “This is a man who has done a lot of good in his life. Unfortunately, he is going to be judged by his most recent charges and what we have read in the media, and not by the goodness, hard work or by the love of his family.”

      ahahahahahahahahahaha.
      whatever. maybe he shouldnt have sex with children then.

    2. Michelle says:

      Justice is served. Too bad they don’t all think alike.

    3. trace says:

      Hey, what the hell took you so long? BURN BABY BURN

      • Diane says:

        there is so much i want to say but unable to get it out. a 5 year old? Has done it plenty of times? How scary is that. So long sucker. If you hadn’t done it, i’m sure somebody else would have loved to choke your sorry ass!

    4. [...] Another public servant gone bad? Who would have thought? [...]

    5. WTFIsWrongWithPeople says:

      Good riddance; child-molesting POS.

    6. !!!!!!!!!! says:

      Thank GOD my husband and I weren’t the parents of the “5 year old child”. I sure
      would have loved to strip his ass but naked, shave his body with masking tape, chop off his nuts with wire cutters, then shoot him with our double barrell shot gun.

    7. alyxzandra says:

      One more scum gone, plenty more to go…at least he had the sense to try to make the world a cleaner place by killing himself.

    8. Lonny says:

      Good fucking riddance.

    9. AgJu says:

      “He was a good man!”

      Yeah, and he claimed to have had sex with underage girls plenty of times while discussing meeting a 5 year old for a hookup. Next!

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