Danny Thomas Goldston
49-year-old Danny Thomas Goldston is a bad, bad man.
Men who abduct, beat on and rape women usually are.
A resident of a men’s shelter, Danny Thomas Goldston came across two people sleeping on the front steps of a church on the night of the 15th of September, 2007. One was a homeless man.
The other was a homeless woman that he’d had a relationship with and still wanted a piece of.
What else is a lonely homeless guy to do?
The homeless man that was sleeping beside the woman woke up to find Danny Thomas Goldston feeling a little stabby. Before he was able to get away, he had been stabbed near the center of his chest, cut on the chin and been slashed on the forehead and all over his right arm.
We don’t know what Danny Goldston said during the attack, but considering the types of things homeless people usually say to me, it probably went something along the line of, “I want my pickle! Gimme the pickle! French cheese! Catty-fish-pickle!”
Quite the surreal experience for the rudely-woken homeless guy, I’m sure.
The homeless guy was able to get away and find a friend, and together they called the police. One dialed the odd numbers and the other dialed the even ones. The police were told that there had been a female homeless person sleeping on the steps, but now there was not, and they didn’t know what happened to her. It was possible that a guy named “Danny” had taken her.
Take her Danny did. Danny Goldston took her to a wooded area near an Amtrak station just after midnight, and feeling the romance of the scene had just about climaxed, raped the poor woman at knifepoint for the next two days.
Evidently feeling that rape just wasn’t enough fun for him, Danny Goldston also beat his captive. He beat her so badly that when she was found at about 7 in the morning on the 17th of September, 2007, her teeth were shattered.
This isn’t the first time Danny Goldston had assaulted women, as he has a number of arrests on his record for that, as well as possession of stolen goods, breaking and entering, and probation violations. While he’d be completely qualified for the Mayor of Washington D.C., a law-abiding taxpayer he is not.
The woman was treated at a local hospital and a rape kit was completed.
Danny Thomas Goldston was found, identified by both the man who was stabbed and the woman who was raped.
A rape kit was compelted on him, with samples of DNA taken from him for comparison with the DNA taken from the woman.
Danny Goldston was charged with five counts of first-degree rape, two counts of first-degree sex offense and one count of first-degree kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon and assault inflicting serious injury.
His bail is three million dollars, so if you’re so inclined – get that second mortgage on your house and free Danny Goldston!
Does Danny Thomas Goldston deserve Hell?
- Yes (97%, 134 Votes)
- No (3%, 4 Votes)
Total Voters: 138
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One dialed the odd numbers and the other dialed the even ones … HILARIOUS!
Hahah i have to say, that made me laugh too. Good one.
I just have to say, if I were wearing a hat, I would undoubtedly tip it to admin for this write up. While the story itself is one that incites unspeakable loathing and disgust, the clever wit bestowed by the writer throughout was by all means, stellar. Well done, admin. Well done, indeed.
I KNEW i commented last year :D