People You’ll See In Hell

As those of you who are “in the know” know, 54-year-old Gillian Gibbons, an English schoolteacher working in Sudan, has been jailed for 15 days.

Her crime? Allowing her students to name a teddy bear “Mohammed” after a poll taken of the students in her class showed that they wanted to name the bear “Mohammed.”

INFIDEL!

Well, after hearing that Gillian Gibbons had been jailed for a mere 15 days (even though jails in Sudan, as you can imagine, are no picnic) thousands of practitioners of the “religion of peace” marched in the streets of Sudan’s capital with knives and clubs, denouncing the “lenient verdict” and calling for Gillian’s death.

Here’s 24-year-old Lamar Platt.

Ladies: he’s available.

From Lamar Platt’s MySpace page:

About me:
23 Male,bronx ny, 6′-2″ tall, braids for about a year and a half, sheo size “12″, dating

Who I’d like to meet:
Female, slim, smart, sexy.

Do you fit the bill?

If so, you might want to get moving, as Lamar Platt has been arrested and charged with one count of first-degree murder and two counts of second-degree murder. And a weapons possession charge. Can’t forget about that.

So you’ll have to get used to conjugal visits.

Jeanette Hawes is sad.

She has any number of reasons to be sad.

One reason she’s sad might be that her brother’s pit bull was killed.

If you’ll take a look at this story here, Jeanette Hawes in Augusta, Georgia tells the press that her neighbor didn’t have to stab her brother’s dog.

She didn’t have to go that far. She could’ve ran and called police, got help, or whatever.

I certainly agree, Jeanette Hawes.

There are more than a few ways to get yourself a ticket to Hell.

40-year-old Kenneth Monroe Owens has definitely earned his.

Early in the morning on the 11th of November, 2007, he showed up at the door of his ex-girlfriend, 54-year-old Carolyn Barnette.

Carolyn Barnette, a grandmother with numerous health problems, had her grandson, 11-year-old Troy Conn, spending the night at her house on the morning of the 11th of November, 2007. While school was out, Troy was taking the opportunity to spend a little time with grandma.

The comments were overwhelmingly negative.

Please stop throwing rocks at my door.

Back to the drawing board.

Now, since I’m going back to design mode, what about this current theme do you all like? What would like to see go?

What features would you, the reader, enjoy? What would help the readability?

I’m a fan of white space and black text - do you all want a darker background with lighter text?

I find it hard to believe people coming to a site called “People You’ll See In Hell” would enjoy reading about the evil people do to each other on a pastel orange background with floral accents.

A few bugs here and there, which will be squashed.

If you notice anything wrong with the new theme, please let us know.

Comment here, or contact us.

Let us know what you think.

After being convicted of two counts of capital sexual battery in June of 2007, Kelly Lumadue, one of the first people featured on People You’ll See In Hell, is going to be re-tried.

Circuit Judge Clayton Simmons decided that because of “overly aggressive” questioning by a prosecutor, the fact that the victim doesn’t remember his abuse and because she claimed to have been forced by her husband into having sex with a five-year-old, that Kelly Lumadue was entitled to a new trial.

According to the Judge:

Future holiday get-togethers are going to be a little awkward for this family.

27-year-old Joseph Miller and 24-year-old Nikki Reed lived with their five boys, all of whom were younger than five years of age.

Well, that was what they reported to the State Department of Human Services, at least.

Relatives of the family hadn’t seen the youngest, one-year-old Deuntay Miller, for a while.

Two years, in fact.

They were beginning to wonder if the little guy was dead. While Miller and Reed told family members that the boy was being taken care of by relatives, Tammy Johnson, Joseph Miller’s sister, told relatives: