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    Earl Glenn Carter

    Earl Glenn CarterHmm.

    Earl Carter certainly looks like scum.

    But in this era of multiculturalism, without a criminal background check, it’s important that we look past outward appearances and examine the details of a man’s life before we condemn him to Hell.

    A few points in his favor: 52-year-old Earl Glenn Carter was known throughout his neighborhood as a “nice guy” and “someone to drink beer with.”

    Another neighbor, Monique, had this to say about her good friend Earl Glenn Carter, who she has known (in the biblical sense) for seven years:

    He’s a good guy, and he never tried to hurt me. He’s always been kind to me.

    Mr. Carter would seem to be such an outstanding member of society!

    So why would this kind and gentle man beat and rape a woman at knife point for seven hours?

    I don’t understand it either.

    Do you think that if society asked him nicely, that he would tell us?

    Earl Carter was arrested on the 10th of November, 2007 after a 30-year-old woman went to the police claiming that Earl had choked, beaten and threatened to kill her with a knife during the course of a seven-hour rapefest at his home.

    After Earl told the woman that he was going to kill her, she begged him to allow her to say goodbye to her children before he killed her. In his little pea-sized mind, Earl Carter figured, “Hey, what would it hurt?” and drove her back to her house.

    Once back home, she was taken to a hospital by a relative and the police were summoned.

    Police were able to find enough physical evidence to get a search warrant, which was immediately served. After Carter made some incriminating statements, he was arrested.

    Earl Glenn Carter has had issues with staying on the right side of the law for a while now. Here’s a list of some of the offenses he’s been convicted of:

    1. Check deception
    2. Intimidation
    3. False informing
    4. Receiving stolen property
    5. Burglary
    6. Criminal Confinement
    7. Battery
    8. Possession of a handgun with obliterated marks
    9. Multiple seat belt infractions

    So maybe outward appearances weren’t too far off after all?

    Earl Carter has been charged with rape. Is that enough for a Hell vote? You decide!

    Does Earl Glenn Carter deserve Hell?

    • Yes (93%, 99 Votes)
    • No (7%, 8 Votes)

    Total Voters: 107

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    7 Responses to “Earl Glenn Carter”

    1. Brittany says:

      He looks like a walking STD.

    2. DualDenz says:

      i still say rapists should get their equipment cut off. just leave enough for them to pee and that’s it.

    3. Anon. says:

      Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Or a rapist by his hygiene apparently…

    4. Brittany says:

      ok ok…but I’m sure he smells like one

    5. fRED says:

      I am sure that his hygiene played a part in the tourture of his victim.

    6. Anon. says:

      Ha! I didn’t know rapists had a particular scent… the more you know!

    7. AgJu says:

      lol @ the term, “Seven Hour Rapefest.” It’s horrible, but somehow the usage of this particular term made me chuckle.

      Anyways, he looks absolutely hideous, like a walking turd or something. He would actually have to rape someone because that’s the only way he’ll get any….unless the woman is incredibly stupid. Bleh.

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