PYSIH Readers Make PYSIH Admins Laugh

For those of you who don’t follow the comments in the sidebar, there’s one comment writer who has, shall we say, a certain eloquence about her responses.

Here’s a sample of her work:

fuck yall aint nobody go do shit to my people shontae gone thats unique fault even though she did it on a accident yall still want her to pay thats not right i mean if she did it on pourpose thats fucked up but she didnt so y yall mad because shoantae gone that was gods will or else she woulden have been there she should have been at home worried about her baby but she wasnt she was there so everything happens for a reason we could go at it back in forth but shontae not comeing back so dont you think if my nigga nikki did that on accident she should be granted some type of understanding because she woulden have ran no body over on pourpose it was a accident she didnt mean to do it she didnt go there to kill nobody it was a freak accident that caused shoantae her baby and unique to loose ther life all over some stupid shit everybody loose’s even anthony his moma gone to and all over a accident yall want to threatnin a baby thats not right

Then there’s Glorybug, who is exactly the kind of reader that any blog would love to have:

I’m just in awe.
Really.
I cannot imagine that there is ANY high school in the US that allows people to graduate with that apalling ignorance of the English Language. It might be understandable for someone from another country who just moved here. but these are “supposed” American Citizens?
Any High school that gives these people diplomas should be ashamed. Or do they go to special schools that allow them to pass algebra and science tests using the words “biotch” and “Nigga?

WTF? You are never going to remove yourselves from the LOSER “gangsta” lifestyle, which means you are never going to have a job higher than a Micky-D job, while you support the 3 kids you have by different “niggas” and “OG” who don’t sell enough drugs to support the kids they pop off before they can even legally vote.

You want sympathy? Crawl out of the gutter like every other successful underpriveledged person has, learn to speak proper English, finish school, get real jobs.. and stop trying to think that mainstream America will understand how it could ever be rationalized that some pathetic juvenile”tiff” should result in running someone over with their car.

I’ve been poor. Because of divorce, I am again. For some reason I was still able to finish high school, attend college, and I do not think it’s cool to speak “gangsta” and run around with men who use me, call me “biotch”, and leave me knocked up so that I can have some minor disagreement with another person that will result in me being run over by their (probably stolen) car.

But that’s a stereotype, right? Because I’m not black?
Hmm, I’ve still managed to do all that and take care of two children without living in a trailer home, shacking up with a nazi skinhead, or spending all day in a Meth induced fog, marrying my second cousin, or end up in jail for killing my abusive ex because we all have major alcohol problems, because I’m Native American.

I am so tired of all the teenaged gang-affiliations and gangsta-worship. It’s the biggest loser lifestyle you can ever have, whether it’s gangsta/gang/kkk and you will never, ever rise above it until you wake up someday and see how ridiculous, petty, juvenile and unintelligent it is to even associate with anyone like that.

But, I guess “axing” you to wake up to real life isn’t going to affect “wot u do”, eh?

Absolutely idiotic and unintelligent. PLEASE do not breed! Don’t get knocked up by some loser OG that’s knocked up 5 of your teenaged friends already because you are too stupid to use birth-control. Don’t move in with your new abusive boyfriend that will end up beating your little boy to death, or molesting and killing your little girl.

Wake up and take a good look around this website you are so pathetically uneducatedly posting on, because all of these people are YOU in a couple of years. It will be your drug-faced, “I killed my kids or let some loser guy kill them for me because I can’t be responsible and put my kids first” mugshot that we will all be laughing at and being disgusted by in just a few years.

Wake up and stop being so effin stupid. Reread how illiterate your posts here sound. And then do something about it. Normal people will never respect you for acting/talking that way. And it’s normal people that provide jobs, not unemployed drugpushers. It makes me sick reading the crap you write… but I don’t feel sorry for you in the least. I feel sorry for the children you are going to inevitably abuse in the future.

Here’s the eloquent response to Glorybug’s comment:

u stupid hoe 10 min in da hood you woulden last bitch you premature still wet behind the ears n shit hoe say what u wan’t i don’t care hoe im go keep prospering i got a job a car a house im never a dummy and im street smart so im the hole package bitch like i said before yall just hatein keep on im glad to know im on somebody mind cause i could give a fuck about u but u want 2 make stupid remarks i bet u coulden see me in the streets hoe this internet shit ain’t nothing we can meet up its nothing( bitch 103 grape st watts) hoe watts up little bitch move something !!!!!!!

And here’s Glorybug’s response to the response:

To: “fuck all u hoe’s yall dont won’t none on”

I’m guessing that’s the pathetic online name you chose? I have no clue what your half-assed moniker is supposed to mean, other than that you’ve failed your last English exam.

Umm, ok, I’ll bite! Here we go, word for word, and this will show why some losers think it’s ok to run over other people with their cars. My comments will be in brackets.

“u stupid hoe 10 min in da hood you woulden last”

(Umm, first of all I am not stupid because I finished high school, went to college, and got a job that is not fast-food, like you. And did it ever occur to you that not many people would ever WANT to live in something you call “da hood”? I live in what is called a “neighborhood”, and we don’t run our neighbors down when they piss us off. I wouldn’t last in “da hood” for the sole reason that I would never be in such a death-hole like that to begin with. Ever notice how all your gangsta idols move right out of “da hood” the second they make any real money, not just the normal daily drug run?)

“bitch you premature still wet behind the ears n shit”

(WTF? I was not born early, nor have I arrived early, which what the word “premature” means. Wet behind the ears is an old slang saying for teenagers who think they’re “all that” when in fact they are still babies. I would guess that describes you? I’m guessing from your poor grammar that you are about 12-13? Funny, I’m 44. So that would make me “not wet behind the ears”. “N shit”? WTF does that mean?)

“hoe say what u wan’t i don’t care hoe im go keep prospering i got a job a car a house”

(I would beg to differ. First off, I have not slept with a bunch of people, and my 2 children have the same father. So, I am no “whore”, if that’s what your “hoe” means. I seriously doubt you are older than 12-13, I doubt you have any job unless it’s cleaning bathrooms in some fast-food restaurant. I think if you do have a car, it’s one that has been stolen and you aren’t even old enough to drive it. And I will bet a million dollars you have no mortgage/house, because you have to be able to speak proper English for a bank to give you a loan. I’m guessing by “having a house”, you mean that you’re getting welfare subsidized housing- which means you don’t own it. I know these things because I actually do have a mortgage and a house, and Uncle Sam is not footing my bill.)

“im never a dummy and im street smart”

(Ok, you aren’t stupid because you have a high IQ, or you have a high school diploma, or are attending college? Thought not. “Street smart”? Is that a college? Is that what you put down as your “education” when you applied at the last fast-food restaurant? Did it ever occur to you that being “street smart” is actually a very stupid thing that most people would avoid? Because getting “college smart” allows you to earn more without all the naggy sleeping with drug dealers thing?)

“so im the hole package bitch”

(Really? I think then the question is, a package of what? I think it was a Freudian Slip that you said you were the “hole” package. I’m guessing that’s what the drug gangstas call you, too.)

“like i said before yall just hatein keep on im glad to know im on somebody mind cause i could give a fuck about u but u want 2 make stupid remarks”

(Actually, I don’t hate you. I feel sorry for you and your little friends that have no desire to have a better life than the suck life gangs provide. And I’m sad for the neglected and abused kids you no doubt will have if you do not change your lifestyle)

“i bet u coulden see me in the streets hoe this internet shit ain’t nothing we can meet up its nothing( bitch 103 grape st watts) hoe watts up little bitch move something !!!!!!!”

(I have no clue what this last sentence says. I’m guessing it’s some kind of challenge? Well, I won’t be seeing you in the streets, because unlike you, I do not hang around in streets. I’m too busy with my life, reading, gardening, cooking, playing with my kids, tweaking my pond, walking my non-pitbull dog, being a life model for a figure drawing class, drawing and painting, getting my poetry and prose published, playing my piano and guitar, writing and performing songs, following crime blogs that let me know who my children are going to have to be rubbing shoulders with. I don’t have the time or inclination to be “in the streets”, or to fight with anyone. Besides, everyone knows that physical fights are started by people who are not intelligent enough to solve their conflicts any other way. But you say you are smart. You are not smart, in any sense of the word. What you are, is either a criminal, or a pre-criminal. A future child abuser. I have no respect for that, and not many other people do, no matter what your “peeps” in the streets you run around on (instead of doing your homework) with say.)

You want to get ahead in life? Junk your loser, drug peddling friends. Don’t sleep with any old pimp that comes along. Don’t have multiple kids with different fathers who refuse to care for their children. Get an education. Get a hobby. Get not only a “job”, but a career.

I have been in foster care. I have been abandoned, then adopted, then abandoned. I have been in abusive homes. I started working fulltime at age 14, while I attended school. I held down 3 jobs while I paid for college. I have never been on the streets even though I was on my own after 17. I could have ended up on ceack or meth like so many people in the Valley have, but I don’t hang around with drug users or pimps. Instead of being bitter or violent against other people, even though my childhood could excuse that, I’m not. I’ve never been in a physical fight with anyone, because I have always wanted better for myself and my future children.

Instead of making lameass comments about this murder, you should take this as a wake-up call to get out of your loser lifestyle.

Either you or one of your drug-addled friends has made several comments about how it was meant to be for that girl to die, because otherwise she would not have been there. This is the ONLY thing we agree on. However, I think she was there for a reason, and I think those things happened as a wake-up call to all your homies to stop being so stupid. Somebody among you is able to understand that this horrible murder happened for a reason. And that reason is not payback, it’s about changing your life. You can either learn from this horrible event, or you can end even a bigger whore/gangsta/drug user than you were before.

I’d like to think that somebody will learn from this and junk the destructive lifestyle. That these things happened to help them decide to junk their teenage criminal lives and make something of themselves that their future children would be proud of. It’s up to you. I feel I was sent to these boards to specifically help other people get out of situations that will hurt their children or future children.

I came from a very abusive background, yet I’ve managed to not be abusive with my children. It is possible.

I do not know how this website works in general, but if you or your friends ever want advice or help in getting out of the destructive lifestyles you’re in, let me know here.

Couldn’t have said it better myself, Glorybug!