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    Joe Horn

    Joe HornBehold the face of evil

    This is 61-year-old Joe Horn.

    Don’t let the smile fool you.

    And don’t let his respectable history fool you, either. A native of Houston, Texas, Joe Horn worked in the communication industry for decades, moving up the ladder slowly but surely before retiring as a computer program manager for AT&T in 1998.

    Later that year, Joe Horn moved in with his daughter and her husband in their house in Kentucky to help raise his grandchildren. When his daughter’s husband died, everyone moved back to Houston and Joe Horn went back to work to help support them. Eventually his daughter re-married, they bought a house in Houston, and invited Joe Horn to move in, which he did, again.

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    Maghen Duvala and Robert Ellingson

    Maghen DuvalaHere’s 25-year-old Maghen Duvala.

    She looks really tired, doesn’t she?

    Why do you think she’s so tired?

    Could it be because she had a 2-month-old baby girl?

    Infants are tiring. They keep you from doing things that you want to do. Like meth.

    Robert EllingsonHere’s 23-year-old Robert Ellingson, Maghen’s boyfriend and her baby’s daddy.

    Robert Ellingson had a warrant out for his arrest because of charges of driving with a suspended or revoked license, reckless driving and accidents involving death or personal injury.

    He’s obviously a winner in the game of life.

    Well, on the 21st of December, 2006, Robert Ellingson came up with the brilliant plan to get more meth by selling Maghen Duvala’s 2-month old baby.

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    Sean Nelson

    Sometimes justice comes a little too late, like in the case of 22-year-old Sean Nelson.

    Sean Nelson, his 20-year-old brother, Derrick Nelson, and 20-year-old Helen McKonnen, all piled into a black Honda at about 4 in the morning and drove to a neighbor’s house – which was about half a block away from the Nelson residence.

    In that house lived the Gonzalez family, which consisted of 17-year-old Ana Christina Gonzalez, her 1-year-old son, her father and her two brothers, one of which was 16 and the other 20.

    Well, Sean Nelson had a shotgun and wanted some of the stuff that was in Gonzalez family’s house, including a video game system. Probably an Xbox 360.

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    Samuel Chamberlain and Kankamon Sukchuen

    Samuel Chamberlain and Kankamon SukchuenThis is 19-year-old Samuel Chamberlain and his paramour, 19-year-old Kankamon Sukchuen.

    In June of 2006, Samuel Chamberlain and Kankamon Sukchuen became parents for the first time after discovering the joy of pre-marital sex together.

    Being the psychopathic individuals that they are, shortly after the delivery, Samuel Chamberlain and Kankamon Sukchuen also discovered the joy of torturing their newborn baby boy.

    Yes, while most mothers are learning how to breastfeed and most fathers are learning to change diapers, this pair was learning how to inflict an obscene amount of damage on a helpless baby.

    “Oh crap,” you’re saying.

    “What kind of damage did they do to this baby,” you ask?

    Well, how about both of the baby’s thigh bones being snapped?

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    Robert Hawkins And His Dialogues with A Judge

    Sarpy County Judge Robert O’Neal released a 200 page report of his courtroom encounters with Robert Hawkins in his courtroom in March of 2006, two months before Robert Hawkins turned 18.

    This was three months after Robert Hawkins had attempted to commit suicide by taking 30 Tylenol, which costs about $2.50 on e-Bay.

    According to a Nebraska Health and Human Services report, Robert Hawkins said he “wanted to die,” but knew it was a bad idea after he’d taken the drugs.

    Robert Hawkins’ medical records, which were also revealed to the general public, showed a diagnosis of “major depressive disorder” and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

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    John Stelmack

    John StelmackHere’s 60-year-old John Stelmack.

    John Stelmack has been in the education field for quite some time, most recently as a principal, going from school to school, being hired here and resigning there.

    He resigned from the Olean, NY school district on the 24th of November, 2004.

    From the minutes of the meeting where John Stelmack’s resignation was accepted:

    Moved by G. Zimmerman, seconded by M. Fay upon the recommendation of Mark J. Ward, Superintendent of Schools, to accept the resignation of JOHN STELMACK, with regret, as an Elementary Principal at East View, effective November 24, 2004.

    Ayes ___8__ Nays ___0___ Motion Carried

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    Victor Orlando Cruz-Garcia

    Victor CruzBecause of people like 29-year-old Victor Cruz, here, we here at People You’ll See In Hell don’t do two things:

    1) We don’t tell guests not to drink milk from the carton.

    2) We don’t invite homeless psychotic people to live with us.

    While the second one pretty much goes without saying, we’ve found that the first one can be avoided by putting a mixture of one part Elmer’s Glue to 10 parts water into a milk carton and leaving it there with a sign saying “admin’s milk – DO NOT DRINK!”

    This tends to slow down the unauthorized milk drinking somewhat, although our Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, is nearly impossible to resist.

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    Christmas Eve At People You’ll See In Hell

    Since nobody is even on the Internet on the 24th of December, I thought I’d waste some more of your time by putting up this video of a heroic correctional officer taking down a horrible, evil robber.

    Yay for correctional officers.

    Boo for robbers.

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