If you’re like us here at People You’ll See In Hell, you’re probably feeling a bit “full” after all those big holiday meals.
In the interests of creative experimentation, we’ve gone out and looked into some of these weight-loss products.
2-Day Slimdown is claiming that their product will help you lose 12 pounds in two days. We tried it on one of our 12-pound cats, and found out that the claims are true - we haven’t seen the cat in days.
Nuphedrine isn’t really ephedrine, but has Hoodia in it instead. So why do they call the product Nuphedrine? Because you’re desperate for ephedrine!
Of course Hoodia hasn’t really been proven to make people lose weight - just rats. There’s been one published scientific study on the effects of Hoodia on weight loss, and even the guy who ran the study said that because it was easily broken down by the liver that it might be hard to ingest enough Hoodia to ensure that it had an effect.
I question whether there is really enough of the active ingredient in there to do much.
Give it a try if you want
to find out for yourself.
Miralene claims to offer a 3 part weight loss solution, with a colon cleanser, a thermogenic fat burner, and a natural digestive aid. There’s a free 14-day trial, but you have to pay $4.95 shipping and handling if you want your colon to be really, really clean.
MaxxFuel is back, but did it ever really leave? I didn’t notice.
Seen the VF Smoothy commercials? Well, for just $4.95 for shipping, you too can buy a piece of television history. Does the stuff work? Who knows?
Hell will be filled with people that sell weight-loss products.
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“Hell will be filled with people that sell weight-loss products.”
That’s kind of funny. When I viewed this via RSS feed, it was followed by “Get free information on degrees that can help your career.” Ahh, it’s at least semi-legitimate. At first I thought it was going to be “Send us $4.95 and we’ll send you a degree based on your ‘life experience’.”
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so clinics offer methadone and well diet pill manufacteurs offer free speed.
I know I know they say there’s none in it but the one time I tried it I swear I felt like I relasped. Not the tweaked out part but the whole feeling worse than shit sick to my stomach kinda shit. Oh well.
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