Lots of people ask us, “Hey, that Hitler guy was pretty evil, why don’t you have him on your site?”
To most of those people, we just give them some change and let them finish wiping off our windshield.
To others, we reply, “Hitler’s history has been done by scholars and journalists with lots of numbers and letters after their names. They’ve done it better than we ever would. If you don’t think so, just go watch the History Channel for three hours or so and see if they can avoid mentioning Hitler during that time. Bet they can’t!”
Yes, it’s true. While Hitler is undoubtedly someone you will see in Hell, we’ll probably never put an article about him up unless someone is nice (and bored) enough to write up a good quality guest post on him.
Here’s 26-year-old Lester Musterman.
He’s actually the third Lester Musterman…and probably the last.
“How can you be so sure,” you ask?
Well, Lester here is a MOlester who likes young boys.
Since the first half of October, 2007, Lester Musterman has been under investigation, with undercover officers chatting him up on the internet, through e-mails and in chat rooms.
Evidently Lester Musterman enjoyed going online while posing as a 14-year-old boy and enticing younger boys to send him naked pictures of themselves.
Lester ignored the fact that there are tons of undercover cops out there on the Internet, just itching to get their next molester off the street, and started talking to the wrong people.
We’re going through some of our older stories, cleaning up dead links and replacing pictures that were deleted when People You’ll See In Hell was hacked a few months ago.
Yes, we should have done this earlier, but we’re lazy and stupid.
And we like pancakes.
This is Heather Trujillo.
This here is NOT Heather Trujillo’s MySpace account. It’s Heather Stotelmyre’s MySpace account, who, to the best of our knowledge, hasn’t killed anyone.
To the best of our knowledge.
Heather Trujillo and her boyfriend, 17-year-old Lamar Roberts, were babysitting Zoe Garcia and her younger 3-year-old twin sisters on the afternoon of the 6th of December, 2007 while Heather and Zoe’s mother was working at the “Corral Bar,” which was about five blocks away.
Zoe Garcia, who has been described as a “beautiful little girl,” had moved with her family into the house last April. The family didn’t really get along well with neighbors, who have described them as “combative.”
26-year-old Yvonne Bustamante died at about 10 at night on the 18th of December, 2007.
She left behind a husband and two children, one 8 and one 4.
The other victim of Leon Davis Jr.’s wrath, 23-year-old Juanita Luciano, is married to Yvonne Bustamante’s brother.
As People You’ll See In Hell told you before, she was about six months’ pregnant.
Michael Bustamante Jr. was delivered via Caesarean section, but did not survive, passing away on the 16th of December, 2007.
We’re going off-topic here for a moment to let People You’ll See In Hell readers know about a new website that we’re sure will be very popular shortly. That site is AdveRich, and from what we’ve seen, it’s just about the easiest way to make money online that we’ve ever come across.
The guy who created AdveRich is a friend of ours who has been very helpful with People You’ll See In Hell.
To return the favor and help him out, we’d like to let People You’ll See In Hell readers know about AdveRich and invite you all to sign up and start clicking.
In a nutshell, the way AdveRich works is that you get paid to Digg posts that people pay you to digg.
At around 7 in the evening on the 15th of December, 2007, 44-year-old Joseph Vincent Giongo started an argument with his wife, 42-year-old Bernadette Giongo, over her ordering of a takeout meal for their 7-year-old son.
Bernadette Giongo had decided to order the food for her son after he returned from a play that night. It was a special night, she felt, and the boy deserved something special.
Fair enough. She’s looking out for her boy. The Giongos were both unemployed, so she was probably going without something that she wanted so that her child can have something to remember a special night. A noble, selfless gesture that is typical of good mothers everywhere.
But this “flagrant” waste of money annoyed Joseph Giongo.
We have seen the light, which has been shown to us by anonymous, from firstname.lastname@example.org
This web site is a waste of time for two primary reasons and a myriad of secondary reasons:
1. If you, the owner of this web site, are religious, then you seem to be playing the role of your god by determining who will be sent to Hell based on absolutely no evidence other than “[Person] committed a negative act by society’s standards.” (Yes, I understand that this is most likely a humor web site, but it’s really not humorous at all.)