This here fella is John Riems, a 49-year-old night-side nurse who has worked at over 10 nursing homes in the state of Ohio in the last 20 or so years – most recently at the Concord Care and Rehabilitation Center.

According to 47-year-old Cynthia Wilson, a nursing aide who has worked with John Riems for most of those years at many of the same nursing homes that John Riems worked at, John isn’t a very good nurse at all.

John Riems is a pretty bad nurse, actually.

Good nurse – patients enjoy their visits and want the nurse in their room to deliver medications.

Bad nurse (John Riems) – patients really don’t want to see the nurse at all, and wish someone – anyone – else would take their place

This is 27-year-old Tyrone Spellman.

He is also known as Anwar Salahuddin.

Tyrone Spellman likes to do two things –

• Doing drugs
• Playing Xbox games

On the 7th of September, 2006, Tyrone Spellman had spent the day sitting in a front bedroom, playing Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon on his older brother’s Xbox system. This is understandable, as Ghost Recon is an excellent game worthy of long playtime.

For a while, Tyrone Spellman let his daughter, 17-month-old Alayiah Turman, play with one of the Xbox controllers. She did that happily, sitting next to her daddy, until Tyrone Spellman put her on the bed next to him in order to concentrate more fully on the 3-dimensional gaming goodness.

In November 2007, 27-year-old Melissa Arrington was found guilty of two counts of aggravated DUI and one count of negligent homicide.

These charges stemmed from her actions on the night of the first of December, 2006, when Melissa Arrington was driving around Pima County in Arizona with her blood-alcohol level at .156 – twice Arizona’s legal limit.

On that night, while driving around drunk, Melissa Arrington hit 45-year-old bicyclist Paul L’Ecuyer with her car. Paul L’Ecuyer wasn’t even on the road when Melissa Arrington hit him – she swerved off the road, hit the guy, then kept driving for 800 feet before stopping.

That’s pretty bad.

Driving drunk wasn’t a one-time thing for Melissa Arrington, either, who was driving that night on a suspended license for a prior DUI.

The jury didn’t quite believe Nicola Clunies-Ross, her crocodile tears and her story that Peter Gurdulic forced her to anally rape the soldier that the pair enacted their revenge on.

After about six hours of deliberations, the jury that heard the story of Nicola Clunies-Ross and Peter Gurdulic decided that Nicola was indeed guilty of depriving the soldier of his liberty, attempted sexual penetration and common assault.

These are much less serious charges than kidnapping, sexual assault, and assault causing bodily harm, and any sentence that is handed down to Nicola Clunies-Ross will reflect that.

From the looks of it, the jury decided that Nicola Clunies-Ross had planned this fun little time out in advance and didn’t believe that Peter Gurdulic forced Nicola to do everything via threat of violence towards her.

Sometimes, you want to slap the hell out of all parties involved.

According to Camden County Prosecutor Joshua M. Ottenberg, who cuts a striking figure on his Camden County profile page:

There seems to have been a serious breakdown in the rules of humanity.

Yeah, you could say that.

Christopher Mikels is a special guy.

The 27-year-old Christopher Mikels owns Chris’ Demolition Company, a business that specializes in clearing out properties for real estate agents and landlords. From all accounts, the business was doing well, and Christopher Mikels was employing several of his relatives.

Christopher Mikels was also having sex with one of his relatives, 17-year-old Felicia Mikels, who apparently, when she wasn’t having sex with her uncle, liked to take risque pictures of herself from a variety of angles while lying about her age.

This is 27-year-old Kristina Fuelling.

On the 12th of January, 2008, Kristina Fuelling delivered a beautiful baby girl, which she and her husband, Nicholas Fuelling, decided would be named Faith Evelyn Fuelling.

Kristina Fuelling was looking forward to Faith Evelyn Fuelling’s arrival, having stopped work several months ago to focus on her first pregnancy.

According to relatives and friends, Kristina Fuelling, whose MySpace account can be found here, was dedicated to the idea of caring for the new arrival, calling her doctor several times to ask about small concerns she had regarding Faith Evelyn.

So what happened next is particularly surprising.

At about 6 in the morning on the 20th of January, 2008, Kristina Fuelling’s husband, Nicholas Fuelling, found his 8-day-old baby girl – unresponsive – in the bathroom sink.

19-year-old Kyle Bormann is a perfectly well-adjusted, normal, quiet Midwestern kid.

Originally from Dell Rapids, South Dakota, Kyle Bormann was nearly a straight-A student who nobody had any bad feelings about. Kyle Bormann spent three and a half years at Dell Rapids High School before transferring to Wessington Springs High School (also in South Dakota) in the middle of his senior year.

Not widely known was that Kyle Bormann had been charged with a few crimes back home. According to our criminal background check, South Dakota criminal records show that Kyle Bormann has been charged with crimes ranging from traffic violations to minor in possession to drug possession, although the drug possession charge was reduced.

This is 21-year-old Nicola Clunies-Ross.

Nicola Clunies-Ross is cute and politically well-connected.

The Clunies-Ross family, of which Nicola is a member, is a famous West Australian dynasty that settled the remote Cocos-Keeling Islands in the Indian Ocean in 1886 and have since played a dominant role in the island’s history.

Nicola Clunies-Ross likes walks on the beach, long nights in front of the fire with her boyfriend, 19-year-old Peter Gurdulic, and periodic trysts with her lover, another 19-year-old soldier from the same unit she was in.

Dislikes? Cheaters, guys who lie and hepatitis C.

On the 28th of October, 2006, Nicola Clunies-Ross asked her lover over to play around for a bit. She told him that she had something “special” in mind for them.