David J. Dalaia and James O’Hare
What most people would consider to be a problem, 65-year-old James O’Hare saw as an opportunity!
He’s a “glass is half-full” kind of guy.
The problem facing James O’Hare was that his roommate, 66-year-old Virgilio Cintron, had just died of natural causes.
That’s bad.
And Virgilio Cintron’s $355 Social Security check had just arrived in the mail!
That’s good!
But now that Virgilio was dead, he couldn’t pay the rent…or anything else really.
That’s bad.
But there was a check-cashing place just around the corner!
That’s good!
So James O’Hare got hold of his good buddy, 65-year-old David Dalaia, and called him over. David showed up, and James let him in on the plan.
They’d take Virgilio Cintron’s $355 Social Security check to the Pay-O-Matic check cashing store just down the block, cash the check and split the proceeds.
And, just in case the check-cashing guy got suspicious, they’d wheel Virgilio’s body along.
That plan sounded good to both David J. Dalaia and James O’Hare, so that’s just what they did.
After dressing Virgilio Cintron as best they could manage – pulling his pants halfway up, and covering his crotch with a jacket – the pair propped up Virgilio Cintron’s body on an office chair and pushing the chair down the block – with Virgilio’s obviously-dead body flopping around on it.
Witnesses to this unusual incident noticed that the two criminal masterminds were having a hard time keeping the body in a lifelike pose, as every time they pushed the chair in one direction, the body would go in another.
Yes, it was very much like a scene from “Weekend At Bernie’s.”
Upon arriving at the Pay-O-Matic, the pair decided to leave Virgilio Cintron’s body outside the store, sitting on the office chair, while they went into the store and tried to cash the dead man’s Social Security check. They ran into yet another problem when the clerk, who knew Virgilio, asked where he was and why David J. Dalaia and James O’Hare had his check.
“Hey, not a problem. He’s just outside, we’ll go get him,” they told the clerk.
By this point, a small crowd had gathered around Virgilio’s body, which was somewhat out of place, sitting as it was on an office chair on the middle of the sidewalk.
A police detective, who was eating at the restaurant next to the Pay-O-Matic, noticed the crowd forming around an obviously dead guy on an office chair and called 911.
Paramedics and cops arrived just as David Dalaia and James O’Hare had started to wheel Virgilio’s body into the check-cashing store.
David Dalaia and James O’Hare were arrested and charged with check fraud.
That’s bad.
Of course, since both Dalaia and O’Hare are heroin addicts and lifelong criminals who have arrests for a variety of offenses that date all the way back to the 60′s, it wasn’t that bad.
They’ve been through this before.
Do David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare deserve Hell?
- No (71%, 247 Votes)
- Yes (29%, 101 Votes)
Total Voters: 348
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26 Comments »
nah, thats just HILARIOUS.
wtf? this is too stupid to be true!
gotta lvoe stupid criminals. They help lighten the mood
now THAT’S comedy! not deserving of hell if you ask me, but dead funny (no pun intended)
Wow….. just wow.
if theres an idiots hell, yeah.
Wow… Just wow.
Jail – yes, Hell? Not for this….
This is comedy (sick though it is) at its best!
These guys make Beevis and Butthead look like scholars!
OH
MY
GOD!
yeah, that is pretty funny. It definitely helps lighten the mood around here, that’s for sure.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Nothing else to say.;)
STUPID!
I gave it some more thought.
Now I am SCARED – do these guys have good lawyers?
If so, they will get off as insane, be sent to a “hospital” and receive 3 hots and a cot at our expense while being considered a patient – someone to be pitied and pampered at our expense!
They probably won’t plead insanity. Probably “No Contest” and serve the absolute minimum due to their age.
funniest story in a long time! Why did anyone send these jerks to hell. They are opportunists but I don’t think they should go to hell over this.Come on guys, they are just really really stupid.
see this is just another reason I don’t want to get old. Old people lose their mind, these men obviously sooner than maybe most but nonetheless.
not really hell worthy though, just funny.
lmao…
WHAT!!?? That is the most RIDICULOUS thing I have ever read about!!
Of course they deserve hell, but then again, so do we all. The wonder of it all is that God does not want any of us to go there even though we deserve it, and these guys should be shown the same mercy that we are all in desperate need of.
On a lighter side, that was such a funny story. Those poor guys really need help.
wow- that is exactly what I thought when I began to read- very much Weekend at Bernie’s! They don’t deserve hell, they were only doing what thousands of Americans get away with everyday- cheating the government out of money… I do think its messed up they dragged a dead man to the check cashier though!!
That is so crazy…lol…I guess those drugs have really managed to chewed up their brain cells…lol…or they were probaly high on dope at the time and needed a fix.Give them a break, they old people who don’t have much time.
Wow, 1 out of every 3 persons that voted thought that these clowns deserve to go to hell. Doesn’t take much to be damned to hell these days.
This story sounds like it came straight from an off beat sitcom. Its absolutely priceless to think that this happened in real life, it’s like a real life comedy!
But again, wow with the voting for hell thing. Next thing you’d see is people being damned to hell for being overweight or being gay.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! what the hell is wrong with people?! holy crap..who would seriously think of that…”well gee bob if we put him in a sport coat and an office chair they’ll never know the difference!” …yanno tho, if they would have put him in a wheel chair then it probably would have worked until he started to smell or something…anyway, this made me laugh…really hard..and i feel like a jackass for laughing…but..still…I mean..come on..
This is hilarious! Sorry they didn’t kill anyone and they didn’t actually defraud anyone. This picture that I keep getting my head of these two keeps cracking me up.
Comic genius. I don’t know which is more funny, the one who came up with the plan and thought “I’ve got to share this” or the one who when told of the plan responded “fool proof, count me in”
I feel really bad, but I couldn’t help laughing as I read this story. Let me clarify that I was not laughing because a man had passed away. It is truly awful that this gentleman died and was treated in this manner by these two POS’s. I was laughing at the sheer stupidity and utter ignorance of these two jackasses. I also immediately pictured “Weekend at Bernie’s” before something was mentioned about it in the story. I can’t believe that they thought they could get away with this. I know where I live we see people pushing other people in rolling office chairs on the sidewalk all of the time….nothing suspicious about that….YEAH RIGHT! What a couple of fucknuts!! Dumbasses!!
Yes. They deserve hell. For being so dumb. Ahh, they couldn’t even follow through with the idea. They were supposed to pretend they’re the old man’s distant relatives who came to visit him for Christmas or whatever. Then when people actually discovered that he died, they needed to act all shocked and disturbed. But of course no planning ahead. Just a waste of time. And corpse.