David Diesburg
Hey, how about a rousing game of “Humping Tag?”
Never heard of it?
Well, neither had the parents of four girls who had been in the care of 22-year-old David Diesburg – a “family friend.”
The couple had, in October of 2007, moved from Iowa to Grand Junction, Colorado and needed a regular babysitter.
Out of the goodness of his heart, and because he was unemployed and didn’t have anything else to do, “family friend” David Diesburg volunteered to babysit the couple’s daughters every now and then, taking care of the girls – who were all under 11 years of age – while their parents were at work.
Now, at one point, the older girl told her mom about a game she’d played with “Davey” called humping tag. The girl described how the game was played – someone jumped on another person and rubbed up against them.
While this sounds like just another Saturday night while you’re at college, this should have raised at least an eyebrow with this little girl’s mom – but it didn’t.
“Ok,” thought the mom, “that’s weird.” She didn’t think much of it then, believing “humping tag” was some idea or game that maybe the older girls had brought home with them from school, no doubt.
Well, no.
David Diesburg had been playing the humping game with the girls since before the couple moved from Iowa. Back in Iowa, David Diesburg had started molesting the girls a while back, both touching them and encouraging them to touch him.
Then David Diesburg had ramped it up a bit when the girls and their parents moved to Grand Junction, playing “humping tag” on a regular basis, holding down the oldest girl while having sex with her.
After a brief trip to Iowa with the family, during which one of the girls described to their parents the “sexes” and other things (including the humping game) that all four girls had been playing with David Diesburg, the couple returned to Colorado and notified the authorities of a possible sex crime.
David Diesburg was arrested on the 7th of January, 2008, charged with four counts of sexual assault on a child with a pattern of abuse, four counts of sexual assault on a child by a person in a position of trust, then four counts of sexual assault on a child without force and one count of sexual assault on a child with force.
While being questioned by the police, David Diesburg admitted that he had played “humping tag” with the girls at least 50 times, and that he and the oldest child had engaged in sexual intercourse on the 5th of January, 2008.
So David Diesburg was a busy guy.
Hope he stays busy in prison.
Does David Diesburg deserve Hell?
- Yes (93%, 250 Votes)
- No (7%, 20 Votes)
Total Voters: 270
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38 Comments »
Wow, he even LOOKS like a winner! At least we know he won at something…hump tag
His lawyer will use the fact that his client called it a game as to prove that he is “sick” as opposed to the criminal that he really is.
With all the free porn on line, why didn’t Davey just go on line and take matters into his own hand? Some sites even take cash in te mail – none of that grown up crap like checking accounts, charge cards or money orders needed!
I am sure that where Davey is going, there will be many people who will be glad to play with him, just that he may be the humped rather than the humper!
lol take matters into his own “hand”
yeah he’ll get humped. and the shit beat out of him. he won’t have to worry about crooked glasses any more. I’m sure there won’t be much of them left.
Ok No one seemed to note on the fact that the whole full intercourse rape thing could’ve and would’ve and SHOULD’VE been prevented if the mom got her head out of the sand when her daughter first mentioned the “humping tag”.
I think the parents are at some fault in situations like these unfortunately. It could’ve been completely preventable to an extent.
when you don’t know the reasons behind things like the non-reporting or the length of time that it took to report things, then you should not have anything to say about the actions of that person. the way it sounds they could have waited longer if he was a “family Friend” but instead took their kids word and reported it. So if you want to comment on something like that study all the facts.
Comon dak, are you saying that if it was your child that mentioned the gme of “humping tag” that you would not act straight away?
That term would set alarm bells ringing for any switched on parent.
Family friend or not, id have kicked the fuckers head in and THEN called the cops.
My parents were 13 years apart, but my father did *NOT* take my mother to the senior prom!
My mother first met my father when she was about 10 or 12, and never saw hinm again until she was 22 or 23.
Fred…
I’m not sure I understand what that has to do with anything…
Maybe Davey shoud have played Hump Tag with Lori Drew – then she may have enough of a satisfying life that she would not feel the need to medal in her daugher’s affairs!
I’ll gladly supply the needed bags!
Britney – not much but to mention the point that he should ahve waited to play hump tag or find a 33 year old woman to do so with!
oh well yeah. He probably couldn’t get one.
Thats it. I’ve had a relevation! These fucking pervs can’t get it from people their age, or of legal age that they decide to inflict upon children. Maybe if they tried and cleaned up a bit it would be fine.
here’s hoping he can play hump tag with a cattle prod
Also it’s about control, and maybe the fact that most people by the age of 20 have an idea of what is a good vs. bad performance!
And maybe to “have” a virgin…..
It will never cease to amaze me how some parents will simply hand their children off to anyone! You’d better believe the first time I heard the words “humping” and “Davey” in the same sentence would be the last time my children were ever subjected to this creep. What was the mother thinking? There are folks out there that actually want their children. They want to look out for the wellbeing and health of their children. Perhaps these kids should be removed from a home where this clearly isn’t the case. Of course, the way our CPS run these days, it would likely be an equally bad situation. I guess the best you can hope for is that this guy is out of commission for a good long time.
@Fred,
No doubt he is indeed sick, i say we treat him like a sick animal that cannot be cured and humanely euthanise him.
no wait, scrtatch the humanely from that please.
Why waste the time, money and drugs to euthanise this POS and just the the general population have their way with him.
I am sure that that they’ll all love his new game of “hump tag” to death – litterally on the death part!
Maybe they’ll also include him on their game of “Poopshoot Poker”
can’t wait til he goes to prison and some big muscle guy parks his beef bus in turd town!
:)
Humping tag should have been a red flag!
geez, parents are fricking lazy today.
Trace
No shit. Humping TAG? OMG what losers.
WTF?
The word ‘humping’ should not be used in the same sentence with ‘children’.
Right about now, I’m feeling like playing some ‘knife’ tag with a certain pedo.
Give me a break. How many parents would not put a stop to their children playing ‘Humping tag’ with the family dog… and because of frisky dogs everywhere, what moran does not know what ‘humping’ means? Is there really anyone who has not witnessed this gross but innocent dog behaviour?
But it’s ok with friends of the family?
Not to worry. With the amount of attention these parents were obviously NOT giving to their children, it would only have been a matter of time before they met some creepy old pedo on the internet and would up in a garbage bag somewhere.
Some people seem completely bereft of average parental insticts. I’ll bet they wish they’d done a doubletake when they first heard about the joys of ‘humping tag’. I’ll bet the daughter that got raped because they couldn’t be bothered to take a look at what their dear friend was doing to their children.
When people ADMIT that they were told something this obvious, they should also be punished as being negligent parents. Slap a little law on them, too.
Arghhh.
c
Ack. Should read:
‘I’ll bet the daughter that got raped because they couldn’t be bothered to take a look at what their dear friend was doing to their children’ wishes they had, also.
c
“Knifing” someone is never the answer. If you feel someone deserves to die for something they did and you kill them, then people will question whether or not you deserve to go to hell.
The best thing you can do is educate your kids about these kind of things and make them aware that they are allowed to cause a fuss with a grown up if that grown up has done, is doing or saying something wrong. Kids will always be around grown ups, teachers, bus drivers, friends parents house.. you can’t keep people away from them, but you can set them up to be aware and not let these things happen.
While I agree with you Samantha, I agree with others that beieve that the parents were negligent.
Possibly the children knew what sexual intercouese was, and until the daugher was actually raped, they may have felt that “hump tag” was not right, but also not wrong because it was NOT the sex thing that Mom and Dad said *IT* was!
– OR –
The parents were all set to deal with and were on the lookout for certain events like the “sexes” the Roaring Lion to act upon, and let the little cockroach, “hump tag” right on by.
No matter how much we educate our children, some pedo is going to come in at another angle beyond our child’s ability to apply what we taught them, beyond their ability to judge right from wrong, beyond their ability to understand and explain it to us in our terms!
How do we explain oral sex to a 4 year old?
How does a 4 year old explain oral sex to us?
Davey said that I had a booboo on my peepee and he kissed it to make it all better.
Davey said that if I really loved him, I’d kick his special lolipop.
Davey said that this is what boys and girls do when they really love eachother.
Davey says that I am his special friend…
Davey makes me feel like a grown up…
Or less obvious
I don’t like the way Davey makes me feel.
He plays the strangest games with us.
How come you’re not like Davey?
Note to all parents:
Games that should raise a high fucking “RED FLAGâ€:
Humping Tag
Screwing Tag
Ring around the Penis
Suck Suck Goose
Jump Grope
Dick Ball
and many more to follow I am sure…
Also a big red flag for any situation that requires kids to drink “jesus juiceâ€.
Hotmichelle- AMEN. You forgot the teacher ‘Taste the banana and guess what’s on it’ (blindfolded) game.
Samantha- are you incapable of recognizing sarcasm? To wit-
“Right about now, I’m feeling like playing some ‘knife’ tag with a certain pedo.”
Tag. That’s the keyword. “Hump-tag”, “Knife tag”… get it?
And, I’m all onto that ‘educate your children’ thing, since I have 2 boys. They are very aware of what parts of their bodies are not to be touched by anyone besides themselves. They are also very aware that if someone attempts to touch those ‘non-touch’ areas, tries to play ‘hump-tag’ they are certainly justified in playing ‘knife-tag’ back.
Children rarely feel comfortable telling adults about abuse if they have no relationship they feel safe in communicating within. Add an abusive boyfriend/stepdad into the equation and that’s a recipe for disaster. I stress, stress, stress that my boys can talk to me about anything, and that I will not get overly mad, and that I will answer any of their questions.
These parents have no excuse. My dog would understand what ‘Hump-tag’ means. They knew, did nothing about it until too late (for the daughter that was raped) and so they should be punished also for not keeping their children safe.
I’d be interested in what events the parents were going to that led to the POS watching their kids.
Or what reasoning was behind choosing a homeless person for a babysitter. And, I am going to sickly propose that I’ll bet the parents actually paid the poor homeless guy for babysitting (read: abusing) thier children.
I could be mistaken, but I thought I read that this person was allowed to babysit in different states. Meaning that he followed or was brought with this family to begin with.
There is no point in teaching your children to be okay with ratting on anyone who abuses them if the parents aren’t even going to take it seriously when they do.
Fry the perp. Fry the parents. JMO
c
It takes a pretty sick and twisted individual to think that knifing someone to deaf is sarcasm.
Really? Well, it’s pretty stupid to think anyone could be ‘knifed to DEAF’, anyway.
I keep forgetting that you’re the person who hates irony and sarcasm. Probably not the best website for you, considering.
Maybe I should just sarcasm-tag you to deaf?
c
he he yay for sarcasm-tag. it sounds like it could be sexy though depending on whos playing. Maybe you could combined sarcasm-tag and twister. that could be interesting.
hotmichelle,
I think you may have a best-selling, Dr. Spock-type child rearing book on your hands. Sad isn’t it, that there are some folks who actually need to be told that something called “humping tag” may not be entirely wholesome?
HOTMICHELLE
PARENTS SHOULD TAKE NOTE OF YOUR ADVICE!!
sometimes I dont know who’s more disturbed on this site…the people you’ll see in hell or the ones submitting their comments
“Ring around the Penis
Suck Suck Goose
Jump Grope
Dick Ball”
what the fuck?! drinking ‘jesus juice’? LOL! hey,HOTMICHELLE u can cum over my house & play ANY of those games with daddy!
and wtf is ‘davey’ wearing in his mugshot? shoulderpads? Let me find out in order for him to REALLY get into character when he’s playing humping tag he has to put on his football gear.I suppose he forgot to wear his cup in these cirCUMstances
anycase, he’s DEFINTELY ‘IT’ now @ the booty house
I am sure that some of the guys in there have not had such a tight butthole in quite some time. The “virginity” that most men will take to their grave will be taken from this one!
well ever one has alot of the info wrong…. the mother is not the mother of all the kids three of the kids belong to him and two to her they are not even married…. and the mother to the three kids tried to help them befor he even started babysitting them cause she told the father she didn’t like him and didn’t want them around the kids and he didn’t care what she had to say….
At the end of the day, does it matter who’s kids were who’s? The children were molested and raped. And please, please use punctuation and grammer in the correct way. It was painful reading your writing.
He must have a teeny tiny penis.
Another example of a worthless scumbag who is going to get free medical care, free food, free housing, and free clothing courtesy of the taxpayers. As much as this guy deserves to be the victim of some inmate playing “Humping Tag” while he is on the bottom, it won’t happen. He’ll be locked up in protective custody so no one can harm him. He’ll serve his little sentence and then get out feeling that he has paid his debt to society. He should be locked up for the rest of his life because his victims were given a life sentence of their own that they did not ask for. Thank goodness one of the little girls told on this bastard and he was put away. I hope this family and these girls can move forward and try to put this horrific situation behind them. My thoughts are with you all.
It won’t happen if he stays on the guards’ good sides… The minute he pisses one of them off, he is up shit creek without a paddle. When a chi-mo ticks off a guard bad enough, that inmate is secretly outed as a pedo to the general population. From then on, it is no-holds-barred, come-to-papa, Bubba-in-the-house, you-got-a-purty mouth sex all day, every day, until he gets out or dies. I love the American Correction System.