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    James Walter Scott

    James Walter ScottThis is 26-year-old James Walter Scott.

    James Scott is a sexual offender who has served time in prison as recently as…the 4th of February, 2008.

    On the 4th of February, James Walter Scott was released from prison and walked out among the rest of us as a free man.

    At about 2:30 in the morning on the 8th of February, 2008, James Walter Scott casually walked into someone’s home through an unlocked door.

    Then, James Scott entered the bedroom of a teenage girl living in the residence.

    Then, James Scott took off his clothes and got into bed with her.

    This surprised the girl, who woke up as James Scott tried to have sex with her.

    We here at PYSIH.com would like to take this moment to ask why it’s always guys sneaking into people’s homes and trying to rape them. Seriously, why do we never read about supermodels or extremely cute actresses sneaking into random people’s houses and trying to rape them?

    Anyways, the teenager was able to fight James Walter Scott off, hitting and kicking him until he ran from the house, leaving several pieces of clothing behind.

    He was arrested, of course, and during his interview with police detectives, he admitted that yes, he did walk into the house uninvited, but that he never, ever did anything sexual to the girl.

    And you believe him, right?

    James Walter Scott has been charged with one count burglary of an occupied residence and another count of lewdness. He will undoubtedly serve very little time in jail and will, in all likelihood, soon be free to try, try again.

    Does James Walter Scott deserve Hell?

    • Yes (78%, 162 Votes)
    • No (22%, 47 Votes)

    Total Voters: 209

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    82 Responses to “James Walter Scott”

    1. trace says:

      Good for the girl, glad she could fight back!

      Christina Ricci and Winona Ryder?

      I’d rather Keira Knightley and Evangeline Lilly?

      Ricci is ok, but extremely cute?

    2. admin says:

      Yes. She is. Especially when wearing low-cut bodices and period-piece costumes and serving me steak.

    3. trace says:

      I just can’t beleive she is 27 now.
      Man I’m getting old

    4. Kim says:

      hahahaha serving you steak, admin? You are sure easy to please with just steak. LOL. This guy is a serious loser. He needs to be put away for life now since he just can’t keep it in his pants. For crying out loud, he ain’t even been out that long and he’s up to his old tricks. See, you can’t get a leopard to change his spots. This is proof. What more do we need? Lock him up and throw away the key. Oh, and admin, I never had Orlando Bloom or Taylor Kitsch sneaking in my room and if they had, I would NEVER have cried rape. hahahhaha. One can only wish. :)

    5. darkmarcsun says:

      Lewdness?!?!? That’s the best they can come up with for a naked ex-con crawling into bed with a teenage girl in the middle of the night?

      This fucking country…

      Lock him in a batting cage with her father for ten minutes. Guess who gets to hold the bat?

    6. Jayni says:

      Sounds like a pervert to me. Once you get out of jail or prison you don’t do something so stupid to get sent back. Sounds like he needs some kind of help.

    7. Kim says:

      He needs help alright. The big end of that baseball bat. hahahhaha. That would set his dumbass straight for a little while anyway. And I bet it would make that girl’s dad feel a WHOLE lot better.

    8. Brittany says:

      ok lewdness is what Jim Morrison was charged with in Miami in 1969 or 1970 when he falsely showed his “privates” at a concert.

      When you’re a sex offender and you break into some chicks house and have sex with her, I would say that qualifies for much much more…

      As far as the Christina Ricci…the only time that girl was EVER sexy was in Prozac Nation when they showed a full frontal nude shot.

      Winonna Ryder…never ever slightly attractive. Not even when she’s covered in snow in Edward Scissorhands.

      admin – Oh dear GOD, you’ve never seen Heathers? You must be HIGH.

      Admin, I’m ashamed. If anything you could’ve done Jessica Alba, or Sandra Bullock, or whatever. Ok even Naomi Watts. But not them. They’re so plain, nothing special about the two you chose.

      admin – NEGATIVE! Sandra Bullock has never been my cup of tea, although I am ashamed that I forgot about Jessica Alba. This would be Jessica Alba in Sin City, you understand. And different people like different things, dammit! You stick with Sandra Bullock and I’ll take Winona Ryder, and we’ll both be happy, capishe?

    9. Jayni says:

      Haha, Brittany you crack me up! =0) I think I am in love..Hehe, just kidding..I don’t think Ricci is that attractive either. Yeah, I would love to show my privates at a concert for once too! Maybe I could get laid..Haha, I am just kidding..

    10. Brittany says:

      I’ve seen Heathers and love that movie….”corn nuts!!”

      Jessica Alba is totally hot in Awake. Sin City works too.

      Speaking of Sin City Rosaro Dawson is pretty sexy too. Man I think I’m going to watch that movie.

      Oh and I mainly write on here from work (except now) and I don’t get high when I’m at work. I’d be laughing at all the sales reps complaining about shit instead of being in the field. Tried it once and it didn’t work.

      Jayni…well thank you. I have to say I’ve never showed privates at a concert, but in the parking lot. That was quite interesting. I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many people get out of an SUV like they did. Ha ha.
      AS for getting laid, I wore a shirt to my other job (the one with the strippers) that worked pretty damn well.

    11. Kim says:

      I thought Ricci was pretty cute in Casper. That’s the only one I remember. I can’t get high at work either so I’m home now laughing at all this crazy stuff. I was really pissed off after reading some of this crap at work today. But I’m better now, so I can chill. :)

    12. Kim says:

      Oh yeah, and that Heathers movie was awesome!! Very sexy. hahahah.

    13. Brittany says:

      DUDE I FUCKING LOVE THIS SITE!!!!!

      I love the stories.

      I love the people.

      and I love the religous disputes.

      oh, and can’t forget the people who try to defend the POS’ that are written on here.

      and Glory always has me laughing.

      Kim – right there with ya.

    14. angrier citizen says:

      Heathers was good, but Jawbreaker was much more macabre.

    15. Brittany says:

      I agree. Jawbreaker was fucking auh-mazing.

    16. angrier citizen says:

      Rose McGowan is one of my little “female” crushes. Her and Angelina Jolie. Wow. I am really off topic tonight. Sorry.

    17. Brittany says:

      ok no and no. Angelina Jolie in Gone in 60 Seconds and Gia, but not now. I don’t want all bone. Uck.

      All I think of is that god awful dress she wore to that awards show and then her thong was showing and she was all pale and white and eck.

      If you want to go that route you gotta Evan Rachel Wood, who’s dating Rose’s ex now. He has good taste nowadays.

      Damn, we really off topic. ha ha.

    18. Jayni says:

      Hmmmm…I think Eva Longoria Parker is soooo amazing!

    19. Brittany says:

      ok no! Way too People Magazine there!

    20. Brittany says:

      I have to admit…I’m pretty fucking sexy too, just not famous yet. Almost, on my way up! ha ha just kidding!!!

    21. Kim says:

      hahahah. y’all are so funny! I have a female crush on Kate Hudson. Although she has no boobs. hahahha. I also like Reese Witherspoon. I can’t believe I’m telling y’all that. hahahah.

    22. Brittany says:

      ok what about Jennifer Aniston?

    23. Jayni says:

      Jennifer is pretty damn hott too!

    24. angrier citizen says:

      No, Jennifer Aniston is like the girl who works at the local Great Clips. Blah.
      Yeah, Angelina is a little too bony now, but that face is gorgeous.

    25. DualDenz says:

      i certainly wouldn’t kick Jennifer Aniston out of my bed, none of the female “friends” cast for that matter. Cameron Diaz will do just fine as well.
      Hell, i’d hit Paris Hilton if the oppertunity presented itself.
      actually, since it’s been so long since i had any, i’d probably also hit Rosie O’Donnell would the oppertunity present itself.
      oh the shame.

    26. Michael says:

      These people are animals that won’t ever learn, and that’s why they keep destroying lives.
      As for the supermodels, I guess a nice fantasy for the Admin, but rape is rape.

      I guess I’m still cranky.

      And if we’re going to talk about movies and stars, can we discuss stuff I’ve seen and people I know about? Last movie I saw in a theatre was some Star Wars movie. The one with the stupid talking lizard, JarJar, I think. And I would leave my wife for Goldie Hawn. Well, maybe not, but I threaten her with that when she gets all uppity and thinks her opinions count or something.
      Suppose I better go get her a card and a new vacuum cleaner or something. After all, it is Valentine’s Day

    27. Kim says:

      LOL Michael. And OMG, Dual…Rosie O’Donnell?!? Jiminy Christmas. And Paris Hilton? EW. Skanky, bony ho. hahahha. Anyway, Happy Valentine’s Day to you all. Hopefully the guy in this article is in jail getting some Valentine’s “stuff” as we speak. hahahahha. One can only hope. :)

    28. Brittany says:

      Ok Paris would probably smell a mile away. I wouldn’t want to get ANY body part near that girl!!

    29. Brittany says:

      ok Dual…I’m sorry but you have HORRIBLE taste ha ha.

      Hey, yeah Happy Valentines Day. I shall spend the day at work and the night at work with the dancers because I have no love life *sigh* :(

    30. DualDenz says:

      @Brittany and Kim,

      i’ve come to a point where i’ll nail anything with a heartbeat (and over 18, don’t want to be a registered sex offender :D)
      ok ok, in all seriousness then.
      i’ve always though Sandra Bullock was very attractive, even though she’s not necesarilly pretty, she just has that “something” I was serious when i mentioned Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston. Paris Hilton is pretty on the surface, but dead inside, i’m no necrophile mind you!
      i also like Jenna Elfman from Dharma and Greg. she’s not really all that pretty either, but has the same “something” i see in Sandra Bullock.

    31. DualDenz says:

      adding to the previous post.
      the reason i like Jenna Elfman could also be because she’s got stunning boobs and a great ass……..

    32. Nebraska Mom says:

      Rosaro??? Isn’t she Karen’s maid on Will & Grace? Brittany, if that turns you on, I’d say you are as kinky as I imagined you to be.

    33. Kim says:

      Jenna Elfman is hot. Sorry, Brittany. It’s ok, my hubby has to work tonight too. I did get flowers though!! Dual, I’m glad you are a little bit discriminative. hahahah.

    34. Brittany says:

      Rosario Dawson…she was in Sin City, she was in Rent, she was in a few other movies. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0206257/ when she’s all strung out and on a stripper pole in rent or all badass in Sin City, something about her is so fucking sexy!! Oh..maybe cause she’s talented.

      Hey admin…see, I’m not the ONLY one who likes Sandra Bullock.

      Dual…you gotta be careful when it comes to nailing anything in a heartbeat.

      I have to say I think I’m rubbing off on you guys, we’re talking about women after all. ha ha

    35. Brittany says:

      Ok, we’ve left off Scarlett Johanson (sp)

    36. Nebraska Mom says:

      Brittany,
      I know, I was just yanking your chain. Angelina Jolie..she’s sexy, she actually looks like the human form of the hot comic strip women. her lips are so attractive because they make us think of sex. It’s a fact that when humans are having an orgasim their lips get fuller and redder. That’s why full lips are considered sexy and lipsticks are usually shades of red. this my expain a few things.

    37. Brittany says:

      I have some pretty great lips though. Naturally pouty, so I’m told. I can be pretty kinky given the right situation, you were right on that. I don’t wear lipstick though.

    38. DualDenz says:

      Too bad you’re gay, you sound like my kind of woman :D

    39. Nebraska Mom says:

      watch yourself Brittany or I’ll FORCE you to put on a sexy cop outfit…and FORCE you to do horrible things….hahahaha (referring to another post) %)

    40. Brittany says:

      LMAO. You guys are so funny. Dual..I’m sorry.

      Nebraska Mom, hell if you’re going to sit in a thong, I could possibly get into a cop outfit, but I don’t know. You can’t really force the willing, but I dont’ know if it’d be a pretty site.

    41. Kim says:

      Ok, I’m lost. Who’s gay? hahahha. I think I’m part lesbian sometimes. LOL. Sandra Bullock has always been one of my favorite actresses. I just LOVED the movie Speed. Of course, what’s his name was in it so, yeah, it was pretty good. LOL. I can’t believe I can’t remember that guy’s name. Lots of dead brain cells I suppose. :)

    42. Nebraska Mom says:

      Keano Reeves. They were together in The Lake House too. BTW-Brittany is a lesbian livin it up in California

    43. Kim says:

      YEAH that’s him!! I can’t believe I couldn’t remember his name. I really like that guy, but most of his movies were crap. hahahha. I never saw The Lake House. Guess I’ll have to add that one to my Netflix list. Woohoooo you go Brittany!! :)

    44. Kim says:

      Oh, wait, that movie he was in with Patrick Swayze wasn’t crap. That was an awesome movie. Patrick Swayze is HOT!!

      We have gotten so off topic in this posting. hahahhaha.

    45. Nebraska Mom says:

      Patrick Swayze, yeah he’s alright. Now Sam Elliot, that’s my kinda man. Turn out the lights and order room service for a week (girls gotta eat) I love his “Beef, it’s what for dinner’ comercials and the UPRail Road one too! MMMMM, He makes me hungry!

    46. Brittany says:

      Whose Sam Elliot?

      Yay for me. the lonely lesbian in south cali… ha ha.

      Have you seen Premonition (sp) with Sandra? Really good movie!

      Keanu Reeves was only good in Bill & Ted’s Excellent adventure movies.

    47. Nebraska Mom says:

      Sam Elliott. yummy. He was Mask opposite Cher, Roadhouse, the old school bouncer, Tombstone, Wyatt Erps brother.. Excellent ..Party on… I haven’t thought of that movie is so long.

      NOW, we are way off topic. but oh well.

    48. Fred says:

      This guy is why we should recycle our asylums – there are plenty of them which could be holding such offenders – not quite jail material but definately not society material.

      We should lock him up with rosie o’donnell – that should kill his sex drive (and maybe lead him to commit suicide)

      Anyway Jennifer Nettles of Sugarland… she’d give me a heart attack and a smile that no corornor would be able to wipe off!
      Madonna when she was the “slut next door”

      Sandra Bullock or Kirstie Alley… no complaints – changethe or to and – that’d be cool.

      Jane March (from the “Color of Night”) I’d gladly shave my head if she was looking ofr Bruce Willis…..

      Christina Applegate dressed up as Kelly Bundy..

      Some of the actresses in Law & Order….

      But most importantly – my wife – she knows me well and still loves me anyway…

    49. Nebraska Mom says:

      OMG!!! 18 people were just shot at No. Illinois college. I think I’m gonna have my daughter transfer to all on-line classes! This sucks!

    50. Brittany says:

      sam elliot…sounds way before my time! I am only 18.

    51. Kim says:

      Sam Elliot is yummy!! I LOVE his voice. He could whisper sweet nothings to me forever. hahah.

      Premonition was a great movie.

      Fred, I also think Jennifer Nettles is beautiful. Her video for that new song, Stay, makes me cry every damn time. hahaha. You are right about asylums. If only WE, the taxpayers, didn’t have to pay for all this crap. I wish there was some other way to punish all these losers without it costing us an arm and a leg.

      Damn, Nebraska Mom, I need to go find out more on that crap. See, this is the madness that has taken hold of our good country. I don’t get it. :(

    52. Nebraska Mom says:

      Brittany, on the podeo post you said you just turned 21 and can legally drink vodka and kool-aid. Come on girl. What’s up. I’m here to judge the asses the admin post about, not you.

      That campus is hugh! 40,000 people, 750 acres. That’s a big school. death toll of 2 plus the shooter who killed him/herself. SAD ASSED SHIT!

      I love Sam. I saw him at sturgis rally once, I froze. I so wanted to be able to talk and ask him if I could lick him. (anywhere he wanted)But, NO I just stood there, I can be a dubass sometimes.

    53. GloryBug says:

      Since we’re all putting in our requests,
      can I put my dibs in?

      How about Steve Buscemi, David Bowie, Liam Neeson, or one of the Fiennes brothers? That would be Bowie BEFORE he got his teeth fixed. I have a thing for people without perfect teeth. Perfect teeth turn my off. If I can’t have any of those people sneak into my bedroom at night and molest me, I’ll settle for anyone else who is somewhat tallish, not too muscularly built, preferably with brown eyes and long brown hair. They CANNOT have any kind of athlete’s foot or fungus going on.

      Or, maybe Rita Hayworth? Yeah, I know she’s dead, but none of the current movie starlets turn me on. They don’t look so hot without their makeup on, and their bodies don’t look very friendly. I prefer women who look more realistic, and who I’d recognize without all their warpaint on. I used to like Jodie Foster (pre-’The Accused’), but have since found out that she is mean to animals, so she’s off the list. Oh, Julianna Moore would be ok… as would the first wife on the show ‘Big Love’. Or Bjork, or Linda Fioratino(sp?).

      Gee, I wonder why nobody’s requesting a late-nite booty call from Brittany Spears? It would be dark, right? I understand the aversion to Hilton. You can just SEE her smelliness, and she’s got the second-ugliest huge troll feet besides Uma Thurman. And man-hands, to boot.

      Whoever you decide to send over for me…. no funky feet crap, K? I’d be able to tell even in the dark.

      c

    54. Michael says:

      Haven’t seen much on the Illinois shooting. What I have seen is fucked up.

      Don’t really know of anybody that anyone’s speaking of. I’m not big into pop culture.

      I know who Jim Morrison is. Never wanted to see his privates, though. I’m a lesbian trapped in a male body, I guess. Goldie Hawn, I’m tellin, ya!!

      Rosie O’Donnell? No accounting for taste.

      I’m a little surprised. I can’t think of any chicks that I think are hot except my wife and Goldie Hawn(who isn’t my wife, but she could be).

      Gawd, what the fuck is wrong with me???

    55. Michael says:

      Oh, shit, I just figured what’s wrong with me. I’m fucking DEAD!!! I should’ve known this would happen. Goddammit. Well, maybe my wife will bury this stiff tonight.

    56. GloryBug says:

      Michael, I think you are dead! The last movie I saw with Goldie Hawn that I liked was ‘Butterflies are Free’. She was also funny on ‘Laugh-In’. I should be embarrassed to remember that long ago.

      I’m willing to bet that your wife is actually hotter than Goldie Hawn in real life. Less smoke and mirrors, y’know? Google ‘celebrities without makeup’, if you dare.

      c

    57. GloryBug says:

      And, sorry, I do have to say… I see so many men describe themselves as ‘lesbians in a male body’. I’m not sure I understand that. Isn’t it possible that you are a normal, healthy male who actually LIKES women? Men are allowed to like women too- lesbians don’t have a patent on that, do they?

      c

    58. Brittany says:

      Nebraska mom..ha ha ha ha. OMG you’re so right. that was an ass remark. ha ha. I’m so not used to the whole 21 thing. I think I got distracted at work and just typed away. sorry…

    59. Brittany says:

      I would have sex with Jim Morrison in a heart beat. Without the facial hair though. Yes I said it. I would have sex with that man…

      Glory, sorry but you have horrible taste!!

      If it compensates for anything I feel like a man trapped inside a lesbians body…oh wait, I don’t. I’m good at sex! ha ha, sorry guys!

    60. Michael says:

      Lesbians are cool. Gay men are very, very scary.Shudder.

    61. GloryBug says:

      Most lesbians are cool. Most gay men are cool. There’s creepy people in every demographic.

      But, you forgot one. Straight men. Some of them are pretty cool, too. And equally as fun to have sex with, to boot!
      ___________________

      Brittany- I agree with you, I have bad taste. That’s a good thing, I guess. It means even the icky people get a chance once in a while, lol!

      But, you can’t be a man trapped in a lesbian’s body…. if that were true, you’d be busy fucking yourself and trying to get another hot lesbian to get in on it so that you could watch. Oh, wait.

      That made my brain hurt.

      c

    62. Brittany says:

      LOL that’s a good one. True true. And I tend to stick with one girl at a time when I actually get them.

      You know what’s really scary?!? Watching a guy transform into a drag queen from being male to complete female. That’s some scary shit…

      I’d like to think I was cool even if I wasn’t a Lesbian, but being a lesbian would just enhance my coolness.

    63. Brittany says:

      Michael must’ve had some bad times with a gay man… ha ha.

    64. Brittany says:

      you’re not suppose to respond to the tapping under the stall….

    65. GloryBug says:

      LOL. Michael, just back away from the penis!

      Brittany- if there’s one thing men in drag DON’T look like to me, it’s women. They look ‘different’, ‘interesting’, but not female. Kind of more like men wearing women’s clothes and makeup! Liza Minnelli-ish. And she doesn’t look very female.

      c

    66. DualDenz says:

      Why are gay men scary Michael? the guy sitting at the desk right in front of me is gay and he’s a perfect gentleman. we joke a lot about him being gay, makes for great comedy. Gay men are as uninterested in us as we are in them, don’t sweat it (also, they can tell we’re straight as much as wel can tell they’re gay, i’d say about an 80% success rate in guessing).

    67. Michael says:

      It’s not just gay men that are scary. Anybody that’s different than me. That goes for people that think differently, act differently, look different, have different backgrounds, and different beliefs. Having a closed mind has served me well. I don’t have to think much.

    68. Nebraska Mom says:

      Ha ha Michael, You sound like my old man.

    69. Brittany says:

      Ok well I’ve seen some pretty damn good looking queens. I’ve even hit on them before….ha ha…not knowing they were dudes.

      they just looked at me and said “aww, thanks hunny” ha ha.

    70. Kim says:

      Wow, I missed a lot of conversation yesterday. Ok so here goes.

      Glory, ew. hahahha.

      Michael, I have to agree with you about Goldie Hawn. I loved her in Bird on a Wire with Mel. She’s hot but her daughter is hotter!! Oh yeah, and gay guys are a lot of fun. But I do agree with you when you say anything different is scary. It’s the world we live in. hahah.

      Dual, they are great for comedic relief. hahah. I was at a bar one night and had a scarf because it was pretty cold outside. This gay guy came by and threw it around his neck and was doing all the hand gestures and talking SO gay. I was drunk so of course I was laughing my ass off. He got a kick out of me laughing at him so we both had a good ol’ time. hahahha.

    71. Brittany says:

      yes! Kate Hudson is so sexy. Dorky sexy. Almost Famous, beyond sexy ha ha.

    72. Fred says:

      Kim –
      I like that video Stay as well
      I saw Sugarland up in Springfield MA not too long ago (I am from Springfield) The concert was the best one I have been to (I have not been to many). Jennifer really knows how to control a room.
      I also really like Settlen’, Believe…

      Sometimes a trip to Lower Manhatten is a trip to the candy store! Because many have to walk alot, many city dwellers stay in better shape than us Connecticows! (Myself included)

      If this gut was so desperate, there’s always a crack whore close by in almost any city. Plenty of free porn on the ‘net – and no right hand is going to turn a guy in.

      In short plenty of options available.

      Besides I would imagine sex is much more fun if your partner is willing (The most forceful thing I’ve done is begging and reminding that *we* are in bed together and unless you put on 150 lbs, I will continue to nag).

      Oh well in a few years, POS like this may argue that such is his sexual orientation and SHE may become the criminal – Hate Crime!

    73. Kim says:

      Brittany, I can’t wait to see her new movie with my favorite leading man, fellow Texan Matthew McCon…I can’t spell his last name. hahah. I love their movies together. How To Lose a Man in 10 Days…classic!!

      LOL Fred. I have not been out of Texas much and I HATE big cities, so I don’t get much entertainment around here “people watching”. I do enjoy going to bars and watching people. Pretty funny stuff. Talk about a trip to the candy store. hahahah.

      Personally, I have never had to force anybody. Hmmm…can women force men to have sex?!? :)

    74. Brittany says:

      I dont’ think they can force an erection, but you sure can sit on their face….

    75. GloryBug says:

      Fred- You know that saying…’Beggars can’t be choosers’?

      Well, stop being a beggar! Be a chooser!

      Get a strategy. Here’s my suggestions…

      Don’t talk about sex. Don’t act like you want any. However, do a lot of touching, talking, ‘out-of-nowhere’ kissing. But don’t do any of that for more than 30 seconds at a time. Walk up behind your partner, give them a little squeeze and say ‘mmmmmm’. Then walk away. When you get ready to go to bed, give them a lookover, or a sniff, and say something positive. Something you like about them, and then something like- you smell gooood. Then, just go to bed.

      If this does not end up with you getting laid the first night, do it all over again the next day. The key being that you are making positive advances with no connotation of wanting sex. It sounds weird, but it works. Instead of making it that YOU want to have sex, you’re setting it up for THEM to want to have sex with you.

      Think about it. When you were dating, did you flat-out tell them that you were horny and wanted to get laid? Probably not. Because that would likely get you a ‘no’, unless you were both into one-night=stands.But, more than likely you were subconsciously sending them all those same signals without even knowing it. And obviously, since they’re with you now, they responded with a ‘yes’.

      I hear a lot of people thinking that they have to buy their partner something, take them to dinner, things supposedly that will re-spark your love-life. I don’t think any of those things work well. Making the other person want it, making it their idea, is much better. And cheaper.

      All this advice is absolutely free from me. You should, however, proceed with caution and not assume I know jack-shit about any of it, LOL. In other words, don’t sue me if it doesn’t work!!!

      c

    76. Brittany says:

      Damn Glory, that begining there was getting kinda hot…

    77. Miwist says:

      GloryBug gives some good advice, Fred. But in addition to what she says, try this. Take your wife out on a date. Doesn’t have to be anything great. Lose the kids, forget about work, ignore the yard, and go out with no expectations. Just some time to be with her. Only her.

      We did that today. We just got in the ol’ Kia, slipped a little Ozzy into the CD player, and drove up I-29 to Missouri Valley. Hit an antique store and ate at Burger King. We made goo-goo eyes and held hands and fell in love. Don’t know if I’ll get laid, but I’m in love and that’s okay by me.

    78. Nebraska Mom says:

      Miwist that’s sooo damned funny…a date to Mo Valley… we went to the bird sanctuary (sp?) there once. I was cool but didn’t get me horned up. and I AM a cheap date. I like going to antique stores though. I always go the the Fremont ones. They have about a million of them.

      People have some of the weirdest sexual tendencies, I don’t really think he wanted someone who was willing. I heard a news story about some kid who kept getting caught screwing dead deer that he found on the roadside. They couldn’t charge him with animal cruelty because the deer were always dead. Never did hear what they finally figured out. Just saying it’s not about sex for the POS!

    79. Kim says:

      lol Brittany I’ve never had to force a guy. hhahaha. Not even to sit on his face. That shit is too damn funny.

    80. Brittany says:

      well I was just going by what someone said…it’s easier to force a girl. But if I was a guy I don’t think I would force head cause if someone did it to me I’d just bite really fucking hard.

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