This is 37-year-old David Anthony Faboo.
David Faboo, whose MySpace page can be found here, is what you might end up with when you start to meet people off the Internet.
Perhaps instead of the worthlessness of the “No Child Left Behind” act, a federal program design designed to hammer some sense into teenagers about meeting people off the Internet would be a better way to spend our tax dollars.
After meeting with a 16-year-old girl with “diminished mental capacities” on MySpace, and after chatting with her for a while in Yahoo chat rooms, David Faboo drove about nine hours to meet her - driving from his house in Hillsboro, Oregon to the girl’s house in Wheatland, California.
While this girl entered David Faboo’s white 2000 Dodge R15 pickup voluntarily, once she got a good look at Sasquatch here, she realized that maybe she was in over her head.
Sometimes people lie about their appearance on the Internet. Imagine that.
Further conversation with David Faboo led the girl to believe that maybe, just maybe, she was gonna get raped.
In a remarkably clever move for a developmentally challenged girl, David Faboo’s new girlfriend started to text her friends, telling them what had happened, that she wanted to come home and that David Faboo didn’t seem to want to take her home.
The girl’s father had noticed that she was missing a few hours earlier - at about 7:30 in the morning on the 24th of September, and had called the police. The father let the cops know that his girl might try to contact one particular male friend of hers, which, of course, she had. Once the police contacted this male friend and saw the messages that she had been sending out, they worked with the phone company to get David Faboo’s location nailed down.
After alerting Oregon police as to what they were looking for, at about half-past noon some highway patrolmen saw David Faboo driving his pickup with the girl in the seat next to him. They stopped him and were able to get him in handcuffs and the girl back in the custody of people who aren’t out to kidnap and rape her.
They were 300 miles from the girl’s home.
David Faboo was charged with kidnapping with intent to rape and custodial interference. Because David crossed state lines, the FBI got involved and this may turn out to be a nice federal crime.
David Faboo’s mother has gone to the press and explained that David is really a nice person who doesn’t like younger women in a sexual way, he just wants to be helpful:
He’s a good Samaritan and he will help anybody who he feels need help. And if he got the feeling that she needed help, I’m afraid he would be there to help her.
Yes. Of course. Thank you for that input, Mrs. Psychomom.
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Did the man actually rape the girl or did he just pick her up and drive away away with her? I’m not real clear on this.
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admin reply on February 28, 2008:
He was charged with kidnapping with the intent to rape.
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Yay, I’m First! OK… I’m glad this guy was dumb enough to cross state lines because the Feds don’t play like state government does. This guy is gonna go away HOPEFULLY for a long, long time. Kudos to the girl for thinking on her toes… SHAME on the mother of this monster,,, was her HUSBAND a “good samiratan” too?
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UGH, i thought I was first :(
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He’s got a face that my mother and daugher would re-arrange!
Maybe mommy should have given her son a few bucks and sent him to the local titty bar -oh wait her boy is nice - he does not have male “needs”. Norman Bates loved his mother as well and I am sure that she thought he was a nice kid!
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Now that’s some major bed head!
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Miwist reply on February 28, 2008:
Sure that’s bedhead? Kinda looks like a racoon hat to me.
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Nebraska Mom reply on February 29, 2008:
I don’t know now. Maybe that’s just the shape of his head?
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Miwist reply on February 29, 2008:
Shape of his head, yeah. Interesting cowlick.
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when you say “diminished mental capacities” you mean “dumbass” right?
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trace reply on February 29, 2008:
I’m inclined to agree with that.
Does not excuse Mr Saskwatch, of course.
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LilMissSunshine, You’ll always be first with me.
Eeeww, that’s kinda creepy in a David Faboo kinda way. You’re not a dumbass though.
His mom seems to be a dumbass, why can’t he just go fuck her. She thinks he’s just Faboolous.
I’m a bit upset. Tom’s my myspace friend too.
I’m glad the cops got him before it got more serious. One more off the streets. Chemical castration would be good, lopping off his testicles would be better.
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Kim reply on February 29, 2008:
Aww man, you mean Tom is YOUR friend too?!? I thought he loved ME, ME!! hahahah j/k. This guy is as unattractive as they come eh? Gawdamighty he could have at least gotten a haircut and a shave before he went and picked up the kid. I’m glad this girl had enough wits about her to realize she was in trouble. Good for her!! She probably saved some other girl from getting raped. This guy’s mother seems like a real dumbass.
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Nebraska Mom reply on February 29, 2008:
Hey, back off! Tom is MY friend~! I’m a gonna have a talk with him, that cheaten’ ass!
Miwist- his momma probably wouldn’t put up a fight and that’s what he wants either/or she too loose for his little willie!
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Miwist reply on February 29, 2008:
AWRIGHT!!! Jus’ me, Kim, Nebraska Mom, and Tom, chillin’ and hangin’ with our friend, Dave.
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How come there’s no option to send Psychomom to hell too?
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That “Gonna Get Raped” pic is old as hell and still not amusing. It also serves no real purpose in the article. Big WTF on it’s inclusion. Use your words if you want to be funny, not stupid pictures.
admin - Thank you, Professor.
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trace reply on February 29, 2008:
It serverd a huge purpose, I laughed my ass off. Thanks though.
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Man, why do the child molesters have to ruin luxuriant facial hair for the rest of us?
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PROSECUTE. COLLECT EVIDENCE.
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