Oh, well, that just changes everything. No wonder he killed his baby. He must have been dying of boredom, AND what loving, decent parent would want their child growing up in a town so small with no fast food? I mean, shit, she could have starved to death eventually. Are there any children in this small town, or is beating small children to death a mercy sport there? It all makes sense now. I’m sure glad I’m not unlucky enough to live there and to have squeezed little fast-food gobbling snot munchers out – I’m kind of partial to my kids, even when they were 3 years old and painting their walls in poo….my little poocausoes.

There was a block of instruction over 4 days complete with pictures and movies on torture. Lets just say many of us puked many times those days. Most of the footage came from the USSR, Afganistan, Iraq and Iran. You know those countries that the shithead of a president is sucking up to? Yah those.

Last year I was talking to a student who was completly convinced that the US was the worst in the history of man in the torture business. He couldn’t understand why I was laughing so damn hard.

Waterboarding? Please….

Simply saying he should be beaten over days is not enough informtion. Beaten where, with what and on what part(s) of his body.

Here is how I would party with the fellow:

Strip him with the ease of stripping a little baby. Using a razor make many small cuts all along his body. Not too deep but just enough to draw a little blood. Not to piss of the leftwing I would then clean his wounds with a bleach/ammonia combo. thatt’ll get rid of the dirt and other nasty little things that infect wounds.

Strap him to a very sturdy wooden chair. Taking roofing nails and a 3 lbs hammer I would then hammer a few nails in to his hands and knees. Just to make sure he is awake and can see what is coming his way.

Now like I have set up a decient play area for you. Please can you finish?