Valerie Parashumti and Jessica Stasinowsky
For a lot of people, when they think of lesbians between the age of 18 and 24 or so, the idea is pretty hot.
Don’t believe me? Look at the sales of Girls Gone Wild DVD’s, then tell me that girl on girl sex isn’t popular with the kids nowadays.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
But then you get people like 19-year-old Valerie Parashumti into the scene, with their love of all things “vampire” and their weird little fetish for drinking blood and so on. According to her lawyer, Valerie Parashumti has been drinking blood since she was 10 years old. She first experimented with drinking her own blood, then graduated to sipping the blood of others.
Ok, yeah.
The appeal starts to dwindle a bit when blood-drinking vampire-lovers like Valerie Parashumti enter the picture. The sexual thrill starts to go away.
Then you hear how, in December of 2006, Valerie Parashumti and Jessica Stasinowsky – her 20-year-old lover – were living with 16-year-old Stacey Mitchell.
And we’re back to “Oh, interesting!” again.
Stacey Mitchell, who moved to Australia with her parents and brother in 2001 when she was 10, was sharing a house with Valerie Parashumti, Jessica Stasinowsky and 27-year-old David Haynes, who happened to be the son of the owner of the house.
Stacey Mitchell was your typicial 16-year-old girl, with a happy MySpace page that professed a love of alcohol, being pampered, and her friends. From her “about me” section:
My name is stacey, Im english, i love me alochol,im a party gurl, music is me life, i cant live with out my friends, im a very loud person, i talk 24/7, im a very down to earth person if you get to know me… x x x
And when we look at Stacey Mitchell’s picture, we’re fully brought back into a “The world is a more interesting place” kind of mood.
But then you hear about how Valerie Parashumti and Jessica Stasinowsky were increasingly becoming annoyed by Stacey Mitchell, after knowing her for three days.
And then you hear about how Valerie Parashumti and Jessica Stasinowsky became so annoyed by Stacey’s walking around in a bikini top that they plotted to kill their roommate.
And so we’re back to “not really sexy” again.
After giving Stacey Mitchell a drink of alcohol with a sleeping pill mixed into it, Valerie went and found a few things around the house that she thought would come in useful for the night’s activities.
Could be sexy…
And then you hear about how David Haynes saw Valerie Parashumti holding a concrete block, went to his bedroom and turned up some music to drown out the repeated thudding sounds (which led to the fighting sounds) and then the “screaming for help” sounds.
Yeah, that’s really not sexy at all.
Apparently David Haynes felt the same way, as once the thudding sounds stopped, he opened his bedroom door and told Jessica Stasinowsky that he wanted to leave. She tossed him a black t-shirt to wrap around his eyes, handed him a cellphone and told him that she would call when it was “all right to come back.”
A short time later, David Haynes called to check on the status of Valerie and Jessica’s little project. Jessica confirmed that Stacey Mitchell was dead, but to wait a little while they cleaned up a bit.
Shortly after that call, Jessica called David back to tell him that the house was “still a bit messy but come on in.”
Valerie Parashumti and Jessica Stasinowsky had some interesting video footage that they had made of what had happened after David Haynes left. They showed it to him when he came back. According to David Haynes, he saw footage of the pair making out over Stacey Mitchell’s half-naked body, which was covered with blood.
Stacey Mitchell’s body was gone, however, so everyone else in the house felt that the whole thing could be forgotten and life could go on. For them, at least.
Stacey Mitchell’s parents felt differently, however, reporting to the police that their daughter was missing on the 17th of December, 2006.
Police didn’t have to look very hard to find Stacey, as she had been tossed head-first into a wheeled trashcan that had been pushed into a shed in the backyard.
Valerie Parashumti and Jessica Stasinowsky had beaten Stacey’s head in with a concrete block for a while, then, when Stacey refused to die, they strangled her with a chain while slamming the concrete block onto her head some more.
Stacey Mitchell’s features were so disfigured as a result of the beating that she could only be positively identified through dental records.
Valerie Parashumti, Jessica Stasinowsky and David Haynes were arrested four days later. Why it took four days to arrest them, I don’t know, because Valerie and Jessica were kind of proud about their accomplishment.
A court-ordered psychologist found that Valerie Parashumti had very strong sexual sadistic tendencies and was sexually aroused by physical torture and violence. This explained the making out over the dead girl’s body, which was, by the way, not sexy at all.
During a court appearance, Valerie and Jessica grinned when the prosecutor told the judge that it had taken Stacey Mitchell over half an hour to die. They also laughed a bit when the judge pronounced their names wrong.
The girls’ behavior in his courtroom annoyed the judge a bit. He told them:
You have both been charged with willful murder. I don’t know what you are laughing about. You have very little chance of getting bail should you apply for it.
The pair sat in jail for a while, and were finally sentenced on the 7th of March, 2008 to life in prison. “Life” in Australia means that Valerie Parashumti and Jessica Stasinowsky will serve at least 24 years in prison, because Australians tend to die in their 40′s, largely as a result of intense alcohol abuse and kangaroo accidents. It’s a very silly country, really.
David Haynes pled guilty to being an accessory to murder and was sentenced to two years in prison.
Do Valerie Parashumti and Jessica Stasinowsky deserve Hell?
- Yes - they both do (92%, 731 Votes)
- No - neither do, as lesbians can do no wrong (7%, 55 Votes)
- Yes - but only Valerie Parashumti (1%, 7 Votes)
- Yes - but only Jessica Stasinowsky (0%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 798
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You’d think lesbian vampires could satisfy their OWN blood cravings, once a month at least.
Just throwin’ that out there.
eww no. I’m a lesbian. eww no.
yeah but brittany i’m guessing you’re not a vampire lesbian. that’s a whole other story…
still dr. Extreme…. this is a bit to extreme for me
Seriously. I heard jokes about vampire lesbians to this effect:
“What did one vampire lesbian say to the other vampire lesbian?”
“See you next month.”
That was the kind of joke I would tell to get people to go “eeeeew.” I never thought there were actual, living vampire lesbians to make fun of.
This opens up new avenues of disgusting humor!
Oh my God! lmao!
hahahahahahaa!!
LOL
Gross, but funny.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these people? First of all, wasn’t the whole vampire thing over with before it even started in the early 90′s? Second, I realize this is Australia, but what the hell was she doing living with a couple of lesbians of no relation to her and some random guy? Third, what guy is grossed out or disturbed enough to not want to hear what was going on or be around for it and doesn’t have the stones to go to the cops? Lastly, though I am not a proponent of the death penalty, can we not do any better than 24 years for these two sociopaths and two years for the nutless jackass that twiddled his thumbs while everything went down?
“gross but funny”? you stupid bitch. How the fuck is that at all funny. Imaging how horrific it would b3 to be bludgeoned and choked to death. You are a complete fucking retard
She’s talking about the lesbian vampire joke you fucking retard.
Sounds like “The Land Down Under” has it’s own version of the TV show “Charmed”!
Lesbian Vampires – sounds like something I’d find on VHS in the backroom of a video store.
Um, how come David isn’t in the vote? Doesn’t he deserve Hell for hiding his head in his ass while someone was being murdered?
pfft. you do realise some Australians read this site don’t you?
Life expectancy over here is around about 80. Unless you get knocked off by a lesbian vampire.
Or a vampire kangaroo.
Or a lesbian vampire kangaroo – although the breed is kind of dying out.
This is an extremely inaccurate and self-serving blog about what happened here in Perth.
And your comments about Australia are as accurate as the article. Complete and utter cr@p!
admin – Australia is a frightening continent which has poisonous mammals, some of the most dangerous snakes in the world and the indigenous people have been reduced to making their children suck on dog’s nipples in order to eat.
Do you know about this case? Details that are not given? If so, enlighten us.
Um, the part about Australians dying young was meant to be sarcastic. Admin was pointing out that 24 years isn’t really life in prison.
Not to mention killer spiders and those damned kangaroos.
I’m an Australian. Perth is a strange place. Look at a map of Australia, Perth is seperated from the rest of Australia by a gigantic desert. It’s the opposite side of the continent to Sydney and Melbourne. I live in Adelaide (serial killer capital of the world). People in Adelaide are strange enough, but nothing compared to Perth. Perth is populated by ‘fly in fly out’ miners, who get paid a lot of money to work 3 weeks on 1 week off in remote areas. A few miners are ‘salary miners’ – people who do it for the money. The rest of the people work on remote mining sites because they are complete psychos who cannot fit into society. This has made Perth a haven for complete misfits and disfuctional people. Combine that with a lot of income and you get a massive drug problem (which nobody will admit to). Vampire lesbians are just the tip of the iceberg. Most of the crap going on in Perth doesn’t make it into the media because the rest of Australia doesn’t care. Why would we? They’re so far away they should be in another country.
As for Aboriginal children being forced to suckle on dogs..there is probably a bit more to the story. Most Aboriginal people live in cities and are decent, normal hard working people just like everyone else. Of course, there are exceptions to this majority which ruin things for everyone. SOME remote Aboriginal communities, like Perth, could be another planet. I say some, because they are usually well governed and alcohol free and child abuse isn’t tollerated. Unfortunately, there have been a few instances where child abuse is rife. Suckling on dogs is actually light on to the other crap that happens, like 10 year old girls being gang raped and nobody raises an eyebrow because it is totally normal and socially accepted. I mean, WTF?!? This happens because these communities are so remote, they are self governing, and few people get in or out to let people know about it. The mad thing is that people CHOOSE to live there, you can’t just pack up and move to one of these communities and you’re not allowed to visit without invitation. I know, I did a teaching stint in one, but that was a good one.
The other stuff is entertaining but urban myth. Poisonous mammals? Hmmm, I don’t think so. But koalas aren’t cute, and they don’t like being held. There are poisonous snakes, but not in developed areas and very few people are bitten by redbacks, the only people who’d die from redback bites are people who are very young or sick anyway. Generally you only run into trouble with the wildlife if you go looking for it, then more fool you. The outback is not like Africa where you’d get mauled by a lion ha ha.
admin – Jane, you’re wrong about the poisonous mammals. The duckbilled platypus is poisonous. Mild venom.
a platypus can’t kill you.
I live in Perth and you are completely fucking misguided my friend
late to the story I know…but none in urban areas??? are you kidding me?? I live about 3 hours from adelaide and I’ve seen my fair share of browns, and have had mates bitten by numerous spiders not just redbacks, they didn’t die, but they were extremely sick…and these two aint the only “lesbian vampire killers” their’s two more sitting in a qld jail, sigh……
You also have to be on the lookout for a very dangerous and free-roaming Australian pedophile named Geoffrey Leonard. Geezum… what a fucked-up continent Australia is. From killer vampire lesbians to some of the deadliest animals alive, it’s one place i’ll never visit!
The vampires aren’t that hot compared to Stacey, so maybe jeliousy played a factor. These vampre loosers probably could not meet anyone decent, so they just settled for eachother, while Stacey could turn heads…
Anyway Valerie – I’d need about 3 beers before she’d look good, Jessica – about 2 Alabama Slammers and I’d be ready for her!
These girls don’t care about prison because a lot of women (esp doing long bids) are lesbians or atleast they are while in jail. If they really wanted to punish them they would put them in a men’s prison…
oh dear oh dear. the story started out so well (i can’t say i mind a little girl on girl action myself, don’t mind being the spectator there :D). it really went downhill though, what horrid people.
I’ll be eagerly awaiting their relatives to discover this blog and complain about how they’re “misunderstood” and “all the facts aren’t being reported”. Because, you know, some people LIKE being bludgeoned to death with a cinder block.
i guess it’s a good thing that i’m just a normal lesbian. i do like biting though. just no blood.
Whew Brittany. I’m glad you don’t do the vampire thing. hahahah. Biting I could handle. *wink wink
These girls make me sick. I would gladly whoop some Aussie ass if only I could get ahold of them. hahah. If that was my 16 year old daughter, I would have had to beat them to a pulp. 24 years in prison. pfffttt. what a joke.
Aussies are not too bad, throw in younger lesbian Aussies, and it gets pretty interesting.
Throw in some wolf creek things, and not so much
i was reading up on vampire stuff and vampires killing people. and trust me, this isnt the most sickening one. there are tons of freaks out there and you have to be careful because people do victimize you for dumb reasons. like for stacy they we annoyed that she would walk around the house in a bikini top all of the time and they did get jelous so they killed her. there was another case with this guy named Rod (i dont remember his last name)who was a vampire and he killed his x’s parents so he could steal their car
there are tons of typeos in my top comment sry. but there are strange cases aeverywhere about this stuff. and people in most vampire cults even mutilate animals as sacrifices. its sad. these people seek out to be different. some just grew up with a bad past. and i dont think that having disorders or whatever is an excuse to kill. cause both of those girls knew exactly what they were doing and they knew it was wrong. People in this world join groups like vampire cults to either to rebel, to be different, to be liked or comforted by a group, to feel cool, or they just want to change their lives to be something unique. watch out for people that you meet that are like that because they become obsessed with being accepted into vampirism or to be cool or just be known. im sure that they wouldnt have wanted to be murderd. and obviously they were drinking but still, i dont see how people can bring themselves to do somthing so psycotic. if you can torture an animal, you can torture a human. and if you do, get help cause you can be way better than that.
lesbian vampire wow this remind me of elizabeth bathory, these kind of thing really sick creepy disqusting eewww
It had nothing to do with vampirism…valerie was just a sicko, a pyscho weapon weilding time bomb that happened to go off on someone completely innocent, and it seems as though jessica turned out to be as well. Don’t blame the aussies is all i can say; Because i know these girls, and i happen to be australian, and i TOTALLY agree with the sentences they recieved (if anything i think they are FAR too light, and people like them should never be released). Whether it happened here or on the other side of the world there are sickos like this everywhere and it is becoming far too common. To me i don’t see any killing happening here to drink blood so i don’t think the vampire thing is even relevant, i just see people who killed for fun. Moral of this is never trust people just cause they have never seemed clincally insane to you.
“These girls don’t care about prison because a lot of women (esp doing long bids) are lesbians or atleast they are while in jail. If they really wanted to punish them they would put them in a men’s prison…”
and to this comment, i’m a lesbian and i sure as hell don’t want to go to jail no matter how many lesbians there are in there. I’m not keen on the whole being locked up thing, and sleeping with people who are likely to give me diseases.
Trust me being put in prison isn’t a relaxing spa retreat for anyone.
I enjoy showering without getting jumped thankyou.
What kind of court would accept the ‘Lesbian Nosferatu Disorder’ defense?
What kind of jury would find the defendants guilty and have them serve 24 years?
Only in Australia.
I am really wondering how you missed this one Turtle? It seems that these two, with their thirst for blood would be the perfect guinea pigs for us to to test out all our new execution tools on.
After all, they’d probably go ahead and suck up all the blood for us. Think of all we’d save on mops.
As they are vampires I’m thinking a vampires death.
Mojave Desert
A cross staked into the ground
Silver stakes holding their arms and legs in place.
Barbed wire necklace to keep head against cross.
A crown of electrical fence to keep them awake.
Ahhh… The good ‘ole days when we could just string ‘em up for all the people to see… I miss those days.
Australians tend to die in their 40′s due to intense alcahol abuse and accidents with kangaroos…hahahahahahahahahahaha.
I guess id better put down the bottle of Jacks, shoot the kangaroo and pray to god ive got more than six years left to live.
I laughed so much i had tears in my eyes.
As for the girls, they are sick, saddistic little bitches. The sad thing is that they will get out in roughly 30 years, and will still be young enough to do it all over again.
Jane is full of shit. I was born in Perth, live in Perth, and Perth has less murders than any other Eastern States capital. There’s more sick shit goes on in Sydney in one day, than goes on in Perth in a month.
Unfortunately, I ran across Parashumti one day on the beach, about 3-4 years ago. How do I recognise her? She was the one that screamed with fury and abuse at me and any other men that even looked at her, and her “conquest” girlfriend, as they lay their in their bikinis, and we walked past. She was out of her tree, even back then, and I have no doubt whe would have killed any of us, if she had a weapon right then. She is a total nutter, and deserves to never be released. Unfortunately, this POS will be released, thanks to our piss-weak laws, and she will no doubt kill again. I just hope some vigilante hunts her down as soon as she is released and blows her away.
I agree with you Ron. I was also born and raised in WA. And although i dont live in the city ( im down in the wheatbelt) and generally dont like cities, Perth is better than some ive visited.
I laughed like hell at the bit about Aussies dying in their forties.
Seriously i think the rest of the world see us Aussies as croc wrestling, kangaroo riding, snake taming Croc Dundee types. LOL.
On that note, i have to get the kids to school…were taking the kangaroo pouch today. ( doing our bit for the environment by minimizing greenhouse gas immissions and leaving the car at home.)
“Seriously i think the rest of the world see us Aussies as croc wrestling, kangaroo riding, snake taming Croc Dundee types.”
You mean you’re not? *sigh* Another useful stereotype shot to hell.
You don’t wrestle crocs and ride Roos? So how do you guys get around then?
Please tell me you all carry big knives at least. Please!!!
*lmao @ the thought of a whole family joyfully riding a kangaroo pouch*
well, do you all at least dress like steve irwin and share his zealous love of dangerous animals? or is that all wrong too?
Lets keep track of it and fuck them up when they are released. I live in Perth also. The guy who got 2 years gets out soon. He needs to be beaten too. He knew what was going on and did fuck all
Oh hell no. I steer clear of kakhi at all times. The snotty looking green does nothing for my complexion. LOL.
And while i personally love animals, there are those who dont. We are no different from anyone else, we just talk funny ( giday mate) have a lot of b-b-q’s and live on a smaller island.
And for the record, if a saw a croc…i would run screaming with my bum hole closed tight. No wrestling with crocs for this little Aussie!
Crikey though!!!! I do love Steve Irwin and little Bindi.
It’s a perfect spring afternoon in the swan valley in Perth Western Australia and two young lovers caress and giggle whilst whispering sweet nothings into each others ears under the shade of a gum tree, apparently, not a care in the world. Add a razor wire perimeter fence and the fact that these two lovers are the psychopaths mentioned in the previous blogs and we have another blight on the pathetic Justice system in WA. A system that has already, with good reason, completely lost the faith of the public. It has become one of the most controversial yet easily remidied problems for the incumbent government.
Back to the issue at hand. These two oxygen thieves openly laugh and mock the system that has provided for their every whim and protects the to the letter the human rights that in their minds are worthless. Their arrogance and total lack of remorse would make you feel sick. Couple that with the air of ‘celebrity’ with which they strut around Bandyup Womens Prison and the sentencing judge, who commented on their lack of remorse and the unlikely prospect of rehabilatation, would surely be infuriated. The same judge recommended that they be kept seperate whilst in custody. Whilst hese two low lives are not housed in the same unit they are frequently left to their own devices during free or ‘rec’ time, the situation that was described at the start of this letter, expose, rant, conscience clearer… I see it with my own eyes every day.
OMG! Your right, this is disgusting. While i understand that Bandyup is the only women facility available in WA, surely there can be something done to keep these girls seperated.
You say you see this every day…so im assuming that you work at the prison…or visit someone there.
Im a Perth girl and i think something should be done about the situation. Can the media be contacted? Can we lobby Jim McGinty? Where do we start? Any suggestions would be great. Im sure most people in Western Australia, as well as the rest of Australia would be behind a move to change the situation. I have a friend who works for the parole board in WA. Im gonna get on the phone to her and find out if and how something can be done.
youre a twat!
why would you say that about australians?
cynical fucks like you will end up joining girls like these nutbags in hell too
did i mention youre a twat?
oh….
and youre a twat by the way :)
Admin was joking….(i hope) its that thing people do sometimes to make others laugh.
Im an Aussie, born and bred and i wasnt offended at all, i laughed. But maybe that is because i have a sense of humor.
Anyways, back to the story….these two were in the news again over the weekend. The attempt is being made to seperate them as they are laughing at the judicial system and their ability to get around it.
You heard it first here Amy! I didn’t leak it but I’m glad someone did!! Was it you?;) I have to defend the “in the trenches” staff at Bandyup as we operate under extremely difficult and sensitive conditions. Not sure why we do it. That odd ray of sunshine in a winter warms the soul I guess. It ain’t for the money!!! Not soley anyway:)
Its been all over the news hey, but still they are together…or have they been seperated?
You guys do a top job in a working environment many would run from. My hats off to you guys.
Sucked in dykes, you get what you filthy perverts deserve. Wish you were all rounded up and sent to the gas chamber.
Are you against dykes, murderers or murdering dykes?
Im a ” each to their own,” kinda gal…as long as no one is being hurt.
The fact they are lesbian is not the issure here. If they were two straight girls would you give them a pass?
I dont think so.
I know a lot of gay men and women who would never act like these two little psychopaths.
They are the purest examples of psychopaths. If you added testosterone into their frightful makeup were they would be lethal individuals even in a secure prison environment. They are now separated but enjoying the attention that all the media hoo ha is giving them. Considering they cannot be considered for parole until 2030 I’m sure that it will all sink in one day for them. Although I’m sure they will, by then, have been living in the Self Care section of a prison for quite some time. The part where the prisoner’s quarters are called rooms, not cells, and officers do not have the ability to lock them in. (Can’t wait for the media to get hold of that one!)
You know before I started working in the area of corrections I had a very liberal view regarding these matters. I didn’t believe in the heavy penalties handed down by the US system and thought that we were more on the right track. I still think the US system is harsh, misdirected and following an agenda that is not so obvious to many of their citizens. (As is the case with the majority of US Government policy, and admittedly to some degree ours .) But I now believe that the vast majority of violent and sexual offenders cannot be rehabilatated and their removal from society for as long as possible is the way to go. I don’t agree with the death penalty though. It’s so primal. I would resign from “Corrective” Sevices should it ever be reintroduced.
They have rooms?????? Now that is so not what i pay taxes for.
My kids have ‘rooms.’ I have a ‘room.”
They should have a cell and only a cell.
I hate it that they are enjoying their celebrity status. Little bitches.
I must say the kind of comments I have looked over on here I find quite offensive. How old are you?. Before you start dumping your bullshit assumptions about Australia or even Perth why don’t you have a good look at your own little fucked up societies. Brittain hey!, Manchester united! I wonder whose going to get there head beaten into the concrete this week! (probably will be some 12 year old kid or something). How about America, You guys are considered to have the worst general living standards on the planet!. I live in Perth, and yes there’s lots of wierdo’s around but they are far more scarce in numbers than places in the likes of anywhere else. Jesus christ man, and you know I knew one of those killers very well. Its just funny to see how a bunch of hicks from all corners o the planet can ramble on about something they have no idea about and pretend to be so sagacious. Yes it was horrific, does it speak for perth in general (because of two outliars) absolutely not. So fuck off and diss someone elses country you stupid pretencious fucks.
ha ha your funny. Whats even more funny is kangaroos what the fuck is a kangaroo. A fuckin half rabbit what the fuck i mean really!
i agree with you… Australians are a lot smarter then people assume… and a kangaroo is a fucking animal, you stupid prick.
Oh and by the way… one correction about America when I said on the planet I meant in the western world. Finally a little thing I forgot to put in. This is for the Journalist who wrote this article. Your a fucking retard mate :).
Mystic, i grew up in Perth and apart from the idiot from over east ( a fellow Aussie) who bagged Perth i wasnt offended by anyones comments. The article was written “tounge in cheek.”
Most of the articles written by admin are the same. He has a warped sense of humour that most of us love. His really didnt mean it to piss us Perth people off.
Maybe you should check your sense of humour…do you even have one?
Yeah they are a pair of units. No doubt about it. Butter wouldn’t melt in Stasinowsky’s mouth. She is such a manipulator. Val’s just a meat axe. I feel sorry for her in some respects. Desperate for approval and popularity. Not too bright. In hindsight there is probably only one true psychopath in the partnership. Like the Birnies I guess. Catherine is just a simple old woman who has never given us any trouble at all, unlike her partner who was a constant security issue due to his predatory nature in Casuarina. I would love to get inside their heads. Who knows…
Just clarifying my comments on the US system. The majority of violent and sexual offenders are, in my opinion beyond salvation and the short sentences we give them here in WA just give them more opportunities to claim more victims. Whilst they deal effectively with some of these individuals (excepting capital punishment.) The US system seems to hand down heavy sentences to people commiting lesser crimes including simple possesion of illicit drugs as opposed to selling. Traffic offences are sometimes dealt with harshly. But the Corrective Services Industry is an viable part of the economy there and some country towns (cities by Aussie standards) exist purely on the back of the prison in their backyard. Their use of mandatory sentencing is also an issue for me as it does not consider circumstances. An example is the talk of mandatory sentencing for assalting WA Police. This may sound like a sound plan on the surface. But when you consider that the legal definition of assault can simply be touching without permission and that people must be jailed if convicted with no reference to circumstance. It gives the police some power hey? That’s the danger of mandatory sentencing. God I can crap on.
Yeah settle down a little Mysticnova. I think some people on this discussion have just been pulling a few chains. Looks like they got a winner with you. Hey look I’ll tell you what. I’ll tell you a joke that I got on email today that made me chuckle and then you can chill out a little and let us know what you think on the subject, you can even tell us which one of them you knew and why you think she may have did what she did. Oh yeah the joke.. hang on… A pair of jumper leads and a bra walk into a bar and the barman runs over and goes “Na! No way. You two OUT! The Bra and the set of jumper leads look at one other, thinking “what the f***?” and the bra says “What’s the problem mate? We’ve only just got here!” And the barman says, “Well. You’re off your tits and he looks like he’s going to start something!”
Ha de ha ha ha
Good night
LOL…cute joke;) And i agree with you about the sentencing laws…they need a major re vamp.
David should have gotten more than two years. He could have stopped it but he didn’t.
I assume you are talking about the other room mate. Morally and practically (being a fully grown male) he could and should have done something but legally he is obliged only to contact Police straight away but not to physically to intervene. The police are paid to be society’s guardians, not something we are obliged to do… it’s a tricky one but that is all he can be charged with. “David” is obviously a very weak individual who will probably, hopefully and deservedly serve his own life sentence, but he is no murderer. Anyway….. Valerie is in Greenough now. She got “shanghaid” yesterday morning. Good riddance. Their prison sentence can finally begin…
Yay! You mean they don’t have a love shack anymore! That’s great news. It makes me cringe that these bitches were getting to play house in there.
Yup, she has bee sent to Grenough Prison near Geraldton. There was a tiny write up about it in the West Australian yesterday. Also their appeal for a lighter sentence was denied. Yay all round.
Now we need to work on getting Urquhart and Wheeler seperated.
Jesus fucking Christ… Why the hell is it all the ones that would be the most fun to fuck up with a creative torture system get turned over to the guards? Just once, just one fucking time I’d like them to turn these pieces of shit crust bacteria over to me to handle…. Is this really to much to ask…
I am so pissed I could shit peanut sideways….
1.Is there not some way you could just tell the story without all that inane and stupid editorial.
2. hell? If you believe in hell then you should probably take more note of that “he who is without sin” thing. What a ridiculous concept for a website this is.
2.5.A friend of mine the other day came up with an idea for a website called boomerang.com – which just sends everything you send to it, right back to you. I suggested to him that that would be the most pointless annoying website in the world. But now I’m not so sure.
3. There are very few fatal Kangeroo related accidents… particularly in jails… you do have to watch those bloody wombats though.
1. Fuck you if you can’t take a few jokes
2. If you believe we think we’re actually sending people to hell with our votes, in a religious sense, you should look up the idea of irony. What a ridiculous concept for a critique.
3. I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, saying I thought I’d seen the most pointless and stupid comment I’d ever read on this website. Now I’m not so sure.
4. If you were to be raped by a wombat, no one would be more pleased about it than I. We’ve never sent a wombat to hell.
1. no.
2. I am a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. A Pastafarian. Does Hell come with Parmesan? If not, I have no interest in it.
2. I’d have to say fatchicksinpartyhats.com is the most annoying site on the web, but that really is a matter of opinion. Check it out. You might agree!
3. Is it true that Kangaroo pouches are full of mucous? How does Bugs Bunny stay so dry in that cartoon then?
1. ya’ll are dumb.
2. typical 16 yr old my ass
3. stop talking shit about other peoples countries.
4. the stry doesnt say anything about them drinking the girls blood.
High there, Dumb! Is it that you can’t speak, or is it that you are unaware of what the word ‘dumb’ means? I think the word you’re looking for is ‘idiots’, you idiot.
I read through your point 1 and had to stop. I can tolerate the word ‘y’all’ in a spoken sentence, just like I can tolerate the spoken words ‘bro’, ‘ain’t', ‘shizzle’, ‘yo’, ‘home-boy’, ‘Barbra Streisand’ and ‘fo’ty’. However, they should NEVER, EVER be typed out if you don’t want people to envision you as a hot water bottle filled with a vinegar mixture and attached to a handy spray nozzle for cleaning the nethermouth or mangina.
1.Is there not some way you could just tell the story without all that inane and stupid editorial.
This a commentary site, not a news site. There is something called using Google to search for news articles. USE IT!
2. hell? If you believe in hell then you should probably take more note of that “he who is without sin” thing. What a ridiculous concept for a website this is.
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Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi….. :)
I don’t get it, if people don’t want to read the amusing editorial…why not just read a damn newspaper instead?
My guess HQ, would be they can’t reply to the newspapers, well not without the editor making a cartoon out of it maybe :)
In my opinion the only thing the newspaper has over this is the crossword, but hell I cheat at that bastard anyway.
WTF… Y r u bagging Aus?
Is it because of these fucked up moles…have a look in your own backyard before you judge ours, as we aussies say . What about that 15 yr old american bitch whom killed that 9 year old so she could “know what it feels like”..majority of the fucked up unbeliveable shit comes out of America!! BAG AMERICA they deserve IT!!
Dear Australia:
Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, Amen! Everything negative that’s said here about Australia or Aussies is said with tongue firmly in cheek.
We’re fully aware of what asshats we are and wouldn’t dream of truly bagging on Australia. Your country was started with criminals. Ours is run by criminals. You have the Kangaroo, we have the mullet. Both are very strange, mucousy animals. You have what we consider to be a sexy accent. We have what the entire western world considers to be an ignorant lack of understanding of both the definition and use of the word ‘axe’. I could keep going, but you probably get the idea.
Both countries are full of extremely intelligent and sexy people who love beer, good music and good times. That’s really all that matters, no?
:)
Very fucking cool Becky!
bleh it comes from all races, religions, countries.. etc…
Instead of crying pissing moaning and slobbering why not educate? Why not let peopl ein on why your contintent/ country os so wonderful contrary to what was posted above. It takes a bigger many to remain calm and collected. It takes a little bitch to moan and whine.
Your choice.
I really hate the way lesbians – and young girls – get sexualised, even in this case of absolutely brutal murder. It would be nice to get to read this kind of a news without getting angry at that fact and instead perhaps getting angry of the murder itself. I really hate that even you did it.
VALERIA PRASHUMTI ! SHE`S NOT A VAMPIR OKAY OUUUUTTT I LOVE ITTTT (K) ! AND EVERDAY CRAY FOR HIM :@:@ !
You are the future of America.
Or Australia… and I’m not certain which is worse.
Or the world.
Admin, Jason, USS Yorktown… y’all are mean, k? EVERDAY CRAY FOR HIM! What’s so tough to understand?
Why do I sometimes hear Simpsons song lyrics when I read PYSIH? :
Students: Children, children, future, future!
Milhouse: Are you ready for the…
Students: …children, whoa whoa whoa!
Lisa: The future is a…
Students: …coming, hey hey hey!
Children, children, future, future!
Students: Children, children, children are the future!
Kids!
Yeesh.
I just personally think that’s a horrible waste of computing power. Do you realize how many petaflops are in a day? This trash just isn’t worth that sort of computing power.
I realize I am {fashionably}late to this party, but I ran across PYSIH by accident this morning~the Discovery I.D. Channel had a show that mentioned this case an hour ago, and since this particular program tends to sometimes take strange liberties with the facts (so I’ve noticed in the past), I decided to look into a few alternate views on the story.
The article and comments to follow were quite entertaining. I haven’t had such a great time reading a debate about virtually nothing that solved nothing since I don’t know when.
Just a little note to those that were genuinely offended by the supposed ‘anti-Austrailia/anti-Perth-specifically’ comments:
I should know better by this time than that I can explain irony or dark comedy or satire and whatnot to the slow-witted and quick-tempered. A sophisticated sense of humor is something people either have or don’t have for very complex reasons: trying to explain to someone who ‘just doesn’t get it’ why a certain thing is funny is like banging your head up against a concrete wall (ooh, or hitting someone with a piece of one) to try and get your point across. You know, in that your head will hurt and perhaps your brains will even fall out, or theirs will, but the aren’t going to walk away saying “Aha! I finally understand enough about the basic principles of humorous thought that I can appreciate funny concepts more complicated than the knock-knock joke, the Roadrunner cartoon, the Three Stooges, and that ‘You know you’re a redneck when…’ asshole.” I know that won’t happen, and yet here I am going to go ahead and say this:
To those of You Who Didn’t Get It:
The thing, you see, that those of us who found the ‘insults’ about Australia funny were laughing at was NOT about Australia or bagging on it. It was about stereotypes~people that stereotype large groups of other people, and the people who believe those stereotypes. It’s an unfortunate, stupid element of human nature, and therefore, you see, it’s FUNNY.
The notion of some guy seeing a news story about a horrible, brutal, disgusting crime such as this, but at the same time,{ because it’s about two young lesbians killing a good-looking teenage girl because she walked around the house in her bikini top} saying, ‘…but at the same time, it’s kinda hot!’ is funny, again because many people have become desensitized to the horror of the news, and the media does try to play up any sex angle they can to get people’s attention, and people {mostly men, but women also} react to that in predictable ways. It’s true, it’s ridiculous, and it’s FUNNY.
Sensational tabloid headlines have always been funny~in order to sell newspapers or get people to tune in to their show and forsake the competition, a certain level of the news has tried to come up with the most outrageous statement they can to reel people in. The phrase, ‘Lesbian Vampire Killers!’ sounds exactly like such a headline. And whether you know this approach to be a cheap, silly tactic or take it at face value without cynicism, it made you look, it’s nearly as old as newspapers themselves, and that’s FUNNY.
Yes, I know, I know. You still don’t get it. And that’s FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Sorry Your Mom Bonged So Much Vodka When She Was Pregnant,
DaisYa
You give me hope for the future of mankind.
God, thank you, thank you, thank you. Explaining irony and sarcasm to some people is harder than teaching them basic nuclear physics. Your comments were a breath of fresh air in this otherwise mostly putrid environment.
Reptilians.