Eliot Laurence Spitzer
There’s a certain amount of trust that the public hands over to their elected officials, like 48-year-old Eliot Spitzer here.
Oh, the people know they’re all corrupt. A person such as Eliot Spitzer can’t really get elected to high levels of government without having their hands in some pretty unsavory pockets – but that’s just politics and, as much as people don’t like it, we do understand the game Eliot Spitzer and people like him play. To a point.
Eliot Spitzer has had a good life, a very nice life.
Eliot Spitzer’s parents and family are wealthy, with a ton of New York real estate in their name worth about $300 million. Eliot Spitzer grew up in a wealthy part of the Bronx, and never wanted for a thing.
Eliot Spitzer scored 1590 on the SAT exam, back when that meant something. As a result of his good SAT scores and grades and family wealth, Eliot Spitzer attended Princeton University, the school he graduated from back in 1981.
After scoring a perfect LSAT score, Eliot Spitzer was accepted into Harvard Law School.
That’s where Eliot Spitzer met his wife, Silda Wall. Cute, Harvard-educated Silda Wall is the founder and current leader of the non-profit Children for Children, an organization that promotes youth volunteering and programs that benefit the community.
Eliot Spitzer and his wife had sex and produced three children – all of whom were girls. All three girls go to Horace Mann, The three girls attend Horace Mann, a very expensive private school in New York. The oldest girl, Elyssa, is the editor of the school newspaper.
Hey, here’s an unpleasant thought – do you think Elyssa will be reporting in the school newspaper on her dad’s involvement with hookers?
It is news, after all, when your dad, the governor of your state, is having sex with hookers instead of your mom. High-priced, 20-year-old, beautiful hookers.
And on the day before Valentine’s day, no less!
Yes, Eliot Spitzer, the man once referred to as “Mr. Clean” had dirty, dirty sex with hookers. Eliot Spitzer, the man who was elected to the office of New York State Attorney General, had sex with hookers. Eliiot Spitzer, the man who prosecuted hundreds of companies, who ran roughshod over thousands of people who he believed were corrupt, who accused the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange of receiving excessive compensation…yeah, he had sex with hookers.
Oh yeah, don’t forget that Eliot Spitzer prosecuted a whole slew of prostitution rings during his career in law and once said:
I have always stated that I want ethics and integrity to be the hallmarks of my administration.
As long as it doesn’t interfere with you having a lot of sex with hookers, right Eliot? Or should we just call you client-9 from now on?
These hookers were made available to Eliot Spitzer through a call-girl ring called “The Emperors Club VIP.” They had a website up until the 11th of March, 2008, the day after the news broke that Eliot Spitzer was having sex with one or more of their girls.
According to the Emperors Club website, they had 50 call girls who were available for appointments in New York, Washington, Miami, London and Paris. The girls were all quite good-looking, although the website did rate each individual girl on a scale of 3 to 7, using diamonds instead of stars, or smiley faces.
These obviously weren’t your typical “I’ll suck you off in the alley for a rock of crack” type hookers. No, these hookers would cost someone like Eliot Spitzer between $1000 and $5500 per hour, to be paid by cash, credit card, wire transfer or money order.
Somehow, it seems silly that someone would pay $5500 an hour for sex with a woman when you could be putting that money to better use. Like spending that money to fly a MIG.
A girl who was rated at the seven diamond level cost as much as $31,000 per day, which is money that I’m sure Silda Wall would have enjoyed knowing was going from her pockets to a hooker’s pockets. The hooker that Eliot Spitzer had flown into Washington from New York on the 13th of February went by the moniker “Kristen.” Kristen was an American, petite, very pretty brunette, who stood about 5 feet 5 inches and weighed about 105 pounds. Her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre doesn’t have a Harvard Law Degree, like Silda Wall, Eliot’s wife (who is not a hooker), but she was probably pretty good at whatever it is you want Ashley Alexandra Dupre to do.
According to reports, Eliot Spitzer met with girls from the Emperors Club about 8 times, spending about $80,000 on sex with hookers.
Everything went to pot after Eliot Spitzer’s bank reported to the IRS that Eliot had made a few suspicious transactions, like the ones he used to prosecute. Eliot Spitzer wanted to transfer more than $10,000 to the prostitution ring, but didn’t want to alert the IRS about it – so he broke up the transactions into smaller pieces to get past the Bank Secrecy Act regulations. Once he realized that the bank was going to report the transactions, Eliot Spitzer tried to get his name taken off the wire transfers, which the bank refused to do. The IRS, receiving the report from the bank, started up a probe of Eliot Spitzer, thinking that he might have been being blackmailed or that someone had stolen his identity.
Nope. The governor was just having sex with hookers. Nothing to see here, please move along.
A cheer went up on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange after first reports hit the wire, a reflection of the resentment that still lingers for the punitive “Sheriff of Wall Street.” After all, if people on Wall Street know anything, they know about expensive hookers and money laundering as well as the federal charges that usually result from paying for expensive hookers and money laundering.
Don’t worry about Eliot Spitzer, though! He’s going to head over to rehab. That’s what public figures do when they get caught doing what they love to do, but what they know they shouldn’t do. It’s the booze after all, the demon rum, that made Eliot Spitzer have sex with hookers.
Here’s the speech Eliot Spitzer made, with his non-hooker, Harvard-educated wife standing next to him:
Good afternoon.
For the past nine years, eight years as attorney general, and one as governor, I have tried to uphold a vision of progressive politics that would rebuild New York and create opportunity for all. We sought to bring real change to New York and that will continue.
Today I want to briefly address a private matter. I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong. I apologize first and most importantly to my family. I apologize to the public, whom I promised better.
I do not believe that politics in the long run is about individuals. It is about ideas, the public good, and doing what is best for the state of New York. But I have disappointed and failed to live up to the standard I expected of myself. I must now dedicate some time to regain the trust of my family.
I will not be taking questions. Thank you very much. I will report back to you in short order. Thank you very much.
No, thank you very much, Governor Eliot Spitzer. We appreciate you setting a fine example for our young people. We’re sure your wife appreciates the fact that you’ve exposed her and her children to danger and disease, and that your career is now swirling around the toilet.
We appreciate you showing that once again, people who pursue powerful public offices are not to be trusted.
Try not to have sex with a hooker on your way to the parking lot.
And thanks for your resignation announcement, Eliot Spitzer. We look forward to the 17th of March, 2008, when New York will have it’s first blind governor and you will go somewhere else.
Will we see Eliot Laurence Spitzer in Hell?
- No (65%, 120 Votes)
- Yes (35%, 66 Votes)
Total Voters: 186
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$1,000 – $5,500 per hour for sex?
Even at the low end of the pay scale, someone will make more in 2 weeks than I will make in a year!
He paid $80,000 for high class hookers? And then people expect him to handle a budget?
For $400 take a trip into the City and a few blocks from Ground Zero one can be taken very good care of for an hour – legally! Maybe it may cost a few extra $$ in tips for a few extras, but $80,000 would go much further if he kept his dollars at home!
At his age he may be looking to live or relive a wild youth before his abilities only become a memory (In short he wants a final good fuck before mother nature removes him from the game), but to piss $80,000 away shows how differently the royal class lives than the rest of us.
I would expect this behavior from Donald Trump – a man who earned his money and wants the best for it, but a public official should be less like Donald and more like the average American – someone who will still blow a few hundred stupidly every once and a while, but be mindful of the thousands.
IMO, most people will blow a few hundred on many different vices – weather it be lap dances, drinks, food, clothes, entertainment, gambling or toys it’s something we all do and a good part of our economy depends on stupid spending. When was the last time someone needed a rubber chicken? Yet such is sold at most malls!
I define toys as
1. Outright stupid not needed items Happy Bunny Vodoo kit
2. Outright stupid things added to a needed item – heated seats in a car,
3. An item with capacity beyond the most extreme need – like a computer with over 1GB RAM, Multi-megabyte video card, processor over 2 GHz with a hard drive larger than 30 GB used for surfing the Web.
4. A large number of ornatmants for any holiday…
Most of us have such toys. A porsche is just such a toy as well…
To me it’s not the girls, it’s the $80,000, it’s the fact that he tried to squeak something pas the IRS. While many of us may not report our bank accounts interest of less than $10 on our 1040′s, or the fact that we may have made money cashing in cans that were not ours, Eliot’s doings involved amounts of money that takes most of us years to earn after taxes!
Being that I live in lower NY I have been following this story since news broke on Monday. I cannot believe the hipocracy of these people, this man who said he was “appaulled” and “outraged” by a prostituion ring he cracked down on in Long Island a few years ago and now hes gotten caught with his hands in the cookie jar… I am very surprised by this as I can never quite understand why a man with power who isn’t bad looking has to go and pay some little hooker $5500 when he could have gotten sex for free from his wife who is pretty and atleast he knows wheres she been plus she is intelligent. This hooker was interviewed briefly by one of our local news stations and she sounds like a f*ckin idiot… I just don’t get it… I feel horrible for his wife and almost threw up when I saw her standing next to him during his speech on Monday night… If I was her, I would be looking for a good divorce lawyer right now…
Big deal ! So do we really beleive that other politicians are not doing this! Dont get me wrong I think this type of thing is not something any man should be involved in, but give me a break, he’s just the one that got caught so far. Lets not all act amazed that someone taking so much money from us could possibly spend it on sex. Kick him out and move on to the next! How sick was it that his wife was standing next to him when he gave his little speech! Hey but some of you are going to vote for one of those as your next president! That’s a good message to send our daughters!
No, he shouldn’t have cheated on his wife and he’s a complete idiot for wasting 80 grand. I don’t understand why it’s so wrong to pay someone for sex. As long as all parties involved are adults, who cares?
What’s wrong is the hypocrisy. Spitzer made a huge deal out of prosecuting people who patronized prostitutes. He dragged the johns’ names into the public press and made all sorts of remarks as to how immoral prostitution is and how it is exploitation of women and so on. Yet here he is, doing the same thing himself.
Oh, and I don’t think prostitution is wrong either. But I think going to prostitutes while at the same time talking about how wrong it is and hunting down and prosecuting other people who go to them, is wrong.
I understand the hypocrisy, but did anyone really expect honesty from a politician?
Hypocrisy is wrong in anyone, including politicians, and this was hypocrisy on a pretty grand, public scale.
Well, done, sir.
BTW- how much joy could you possibly get for $31000 per day- aside from knowing you could afford to pay $31000 per day?
just another hyprocritical politcian. It is refreshing to see one get nailed for it.
lol. “Nailed” huh?
If I could get even the low end of $1000 / day I’d get a sex change right now….. Computer programming, unless one is Bill Gates or in that class just does not pay that well. And I would not have to go to night school anymore!!!!
Wow, that is just way too funny. Gotta love what we call America.
voted no and again making an earlier used comment.
if stupidity was a crime………..
so he had sex with hookers, big deal, i’ll admit to having done that too while intoxicated, so have friends of mine (ours where cheaper though). i do feel sorry for his wife though. second “crime” is lying, well there’s something new, i politician that lies.
admin – It’s not just the hooker. It’s the fact that he did it over a lengthy period of time, that he prosecuted hookers on numerous occasions, that he announced that his governorship would be clean, that his wife and kids are now going to be humiliated beyond belief. Not so much what he did to himself, but how his actions affected other people while he could only think of his expensive hooker.
that does put things into perspective a bit more, but i still say it’s not hell worthy. the man’s incredibly stupid and a hypocrit, but nobody died from his actions, so the public humiliation should serve as punishment.
Again, i do feel very sorry for his wife, she certainly didn’t ask for all of this.
I hate politics. Y’all know as well as I do that most politicians are crooked as HELL. I don’t really think this idiot should go to hell, but his wife should make wish he had gone. hahhahah. How can she stand there and look at him so lovingly?!? I bet in private she is reaming him good. And probably not in the way he really likes it. hahahah. Stupid people.
Wow! The only one I would pay that kind of money (if I had it) would be Queen Elizabeth, but I would require that I get to wear her crown while we scissored. I think she would give me a full refund when we were done. Cuz’ I bet I could do things that Phillip doesn’t. LOL!
By the way, I was only kidding guys!
Oh my god, my wife has the same fantasy but since we’re always broke I have to play the part of Queen Elizabeth. She gets mad if I don’t moan with a British accent
Thanks a lot. I’m going to a shrink to get treated for post traumatic stress.
Who should go to Hell?
The sleazy politician who spent $80K on hookers while prosecuting others;
or
the ones above who are complaining “What do you expect of politicians?” but presumably are not getting involved in politics to try and change things? We should expect more of our politicians and if we dont we should take their place.
What he did was not Hell-worthy.
He should be put back on Earth to live again (this time without rich mum and dad and see how he fares). But not Hell – he’d probably just end up working his way up the system there.
From what I recall from the investigation, there was a wiretap of the hooker discussing client-9, after the sex. She tells her pimp Lewis that she liked him. Then, “Lewis continued that from what she had been told, “he” (believed to be a reference to ‘client-9) would ask you to do things, that, like, you might not think are safe…you know..”
I’m guessing we can all only imagine what a hooker could be asked to do, that she might not want to. And guess that whatever the unmentionable things might be, that client-9 would want them done ‘bareback’ (meaning sans condom).
ICK. No wonder his wife didn’t want to fuck him. Maybe she didn’t like his freakiness.
There’s lots of pix up on her all over- she looks ok, but nothing to write home about, and certainly nothing to pay thousands for. (One of the photos disturbingly has her making the stupid lip-pucker thing that Felicia uncle-fucker was so fond of being photographed doing.) I can’t see how she could be worth more than a hundred bucks an hour, tops. But then, how would I know? I’ve been idiotically giving it away for free for years.
The only justification I can see for having such high rates is the ego-factor- that they are important enough to have been admitted to the ‘club’, and for privacy protection. Looks like that anonymity guarantee needed tweaking, no? You can look at it like he’s this rich, powerful guy who expects only the best, including hookers, or you can look at it as him being a total pathetic loser who has to PAY people to fuck him. I choose the latter.
As in- Brad Pitt gets to fuck Angelina Jolie. If you were rich enough to be able to pay Angelina Jolie to fuck you, would that put you on Brad’s level? Nope. Even after fucking Angelina Jolie, you’d still only be the guy that has to pay people to fuck him.
With the amount of money involved, I think it would be smart to be checking every government official’s passports for anyone making trips to Thailand or the Phillipines.
For that much money, you’d think you’d be getting more than just an ordinary run-of-the-mill prostitute who secretly desires to be a rich and famous star. But no. She’s got her own myspace, with two singles showcasing her other talent. Not very good. I would suggest to her not to quit her night-job. For when her 15 seconds of fame ends. It’s serving her well now, though. The last two days, anyway, because of all the traffic to her site.
According to The Village Voice, “The Daily Intelligencer blog is reporting that her two songs, priced at 98 cents each, have been downloaded more than two million times. Since she gets 70% of that money, she is caking hard right now.”
I’d like to be caking hard right now, too. I just don’t want to have to fuck some creepy immoral geezer politician to get it.
She has supposedly had a hard-knock life. (aw..) It just goes to show, that when life gives you lemons— cut one up, put the wedge in your cocktail, and get back to sucking that politician’s dick. Ah…. classy all ’round.
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admin – Actually if I remember correctly, her “hard knock life” was a pretty good one. She ran away from home after her stepdad wouldn’t buy her a car or something.
So she had sex with the guy and he gave her money afterwards? That shit happens all the time. Shit, whenever I want to go shopping, I give the hubby some and he gives me some and we are both happy.
Yeah, funny how her hard-luck story changed once the press got involved- not as ‘sad’ as when she was being quoted anonymously.
I am curious, the way the ‘club’ tooted their own horn on their website, exactly what qualified this woman as being so ‘exclusive’. It also claimed that it’s ‘girls’ all had successful careers. I guess she’d qualify, if being a prostitute is a career, since her old pimp has come out of the woodwork for his 5 seconds of fame. What do I know? Maybe she crooked her pinky when she drank tea and gave blowjobs? Now that’s quality.
So What?- “Shit, whenever I want to go shopping, I give the hubby some and he gives me some and we are both happy”.
Ick. I find this creepy, too. Why can’t you just have sex when you want to have sex, and go shopping when you want to go shopping? Why does it have to be a transaction? It sounds more like a chore. In CA, where I live, marriage means community property, meaning that you don’t have to ask your husband for access to community funds.
Am I only one of the few people left that actually have sex when I’m horny and feel like it, instead of using it for barter?
Weird.
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He should repent… not for a religious cause, but for his country, and moreso the women of his country. WTF is he doing promoting prostitution, and worse off using tax payer’s money. Pure people work hard for that and it’s taken from them to be used on a waste of worthless bucket-pussy whore who seems to think that she’s something special. No matter how much you’re paid, you’re still a whore, bitch. You’re going to hell too.
Ashley Dupre was on Girls Gone Wild when she was 17. I dont think she was getting paid then, though. lol
I don’t see prostitution as an awful thing either. It is only illegal because it can’t be taxed. They don’t know when you are having sex. Do I think that it is moral? NO! I don’t know I am a pretty moral person but someone told me that I could earn 31,000 a day, I might consider doing that. I mean seriously, if you worked only 5 days a week like the rest of us and only did it for a year you would be cashing in about 8 million dollars that year tax free. I do think that I would have to seriously consider that.