Robert Echeverria
Live by the Del Taco, die by the Del Taco, Mr. Robert Echeverria.
32-year-old Robert Echeverria is a Southern Californian gang member and petty criminal who loves his Del Taco.
You would imagine that it would cost a lot of money and take a lot of food to satisfy Robert Echeverria, who stands 6’5″ and weighs 500 pounds.
Considering that Robert Echeverria worked most recently at a Stater Brothers, he might not have made enough money at that supermarket job to fully satisfy the craving for hot greasy food to stuff into his pie-hole.
According to Robert Echeverria’s MySpace page, Mr. Califero makes over $250,000 a year, but don’t you get the feeling he’s another “fake it until you make it” kind of rapper?
That may be the reason why Robert Echeverria regularly supplemented his regular wages with stolen food from local restaurants.
On the 19th of February, 2008, Robert Echeverria and his two teenage accomplices, Ian Anthony Roman and Brian Fawcett, made a video.
On that video, Robert bragged that he was going to get some free food at a Rialto Del Taco. Finding the number to the Del Taco, Robert Echeverria pretended to be a CEO named Robert Kennedy, who regularly patronized that Del Taco and who had recently received a screwed-up lunch order during a shift change.
Well, here. Watch the video for yourself.
After reviewing that video on YouTube, Deputy District Attorney Sully Moore decided that he was very happy with Robert Echeverria’s efforts towards creating a complete, nicely-edited but informational self-confession video:
I’ve been a prosecutor for 17 years and I’ve never seen a self-contained confession video by a defendant. It laid out all the legal elements of the crime that we needed.
According to Sully Moore, Robert Echeverria’s video has everything needed to support the charge of commercial burglary, a crime which could result in a seven-year prison sentence. Ian Anthony Roman, Brian Fawcett and Robert Echeverria have been charged with carrying out the burglary to benefit an organized gang.
Hey, if the criminals get silly, why can’t the prosecutors?
Laughs all around, Mr. Robert Echeverria.
Juanita Gracia, Robert Echeverria’s girlfriend, predictably feels that the man is being too hard on Mr. Califero, as Robert Echeverria likes to be called. Juanita believes that because of other videos Robert Echeverria has made, including videos which feature negative opinions about police and one video in particular that questions the death of a Rialto Policeman in 2007, the man is just out to get her man. Man, that’s bogus!
They’re trying to make an example out of him. I think they’re trying to stick anything on him that they can.
Considering how many square inches of flesh cover Robert Echeverria, you can bet that there can be a sizable amount of anything stuck onto him.
Does Robert Echeverria deserve Hell?
- No (74%, 207 Votes)
- Yes (26%, 74 Votes)
Total Voters: 281
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22 Comments »
people aren’t oft sent to hell for stupidity…but ….he does deserve some jail time for those stupid gaaangstaa names he came up with for his buddies…
He probably deserves hell, but not for this. This was just ridiculously funny.
Not only is he stupid, but can you imagine the embarrassment when he has to explain WHY he was sent to jail? I’m giggling just thinking about it…
Do all fat people go to hell? I should make an animated movie in the vein of “All dogs go to heaven” called “All fatties go to hell”. Instead of cute, talking dogs it would be 2 hours of fat people crying….
Don’t think this is really hell-worthy. Wrong, yes, and stupid, but they were only tacos people.
i second that. and dont forget it was bloody hilarious. I thought he was gonna be a cannibal after reading the preview rofl
Haha, this is just fucking funny. I think the punishment should be working at Del Taco for a month without pay, see THEN if he wants to fuck with the underpaid workers there.
I think the punishment should be eating Del Taco buck naked with your ass hovering over a bunsen burner.
Mr. Robert Kennedy mentoring Isaih and Cody – who is more foolish? The fool or the one that follows the fool?
They should choose their role models a little more carefully.
Nah, can’t see hell for this. Unless it’s a hell for stupid people. Then, he’s in like flint.
Lordy, I’m all flippity-floppity today. Yeah, he has purposefully broken the law. Yeah, he thinks he’s all hot shit. Hell? Yeah. People who think crime doesn’t affect anyone unless someone dies is stupid.
In general, I just don’t tend to like criminals who weigh more than 300 lbs, any more than I like fat-assed foster-moms who starve their children. Bring on the hate- I’m all ready for it.
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he made me laugh, can’t send someone who makes me laugh to hell now can i?
He should just be deported then he can have all the tacos he wants to make himself.
I don’t know about “Mr. Califero” but there’s a special place in hell for whoever taught gangbangers how to build myspace pages.
admin – This made me laugh. A lot. You rock, sir. You rock.
Thats alot of work going into some free food. I don’t think this particular incident will be sending him to hell, but there is probably something he’s done that will.
OK WTH? His MAN boobs are bigger than mine!! Yes, funny, yes, jail time, no hell, except for being a pure glutton.
What an idiot. Scamming a restaurant and then making a video about it. If you’re going to be greedy enough to lie and get something for free, don’t go advertising it. I believe he deserves jail time, a hefty (pun intended–I’m sorry; it was too easy not to take a shot) fine and to be banned from all locations of that restaurant chain in the future. (I read in another article that they tried to do that, but could only ban him from the specific one he scammed. Pity.) But I do not believe this is deserving of hell. That is for pedophiles, rapists and murderers, not greedy, gluttonous and arrogant, morons. A purgatory with an “ironic punishment” department where he is forced to eat tacos 24/7, perhaps?
I wonder if it ever crossed his mind that getting food or other services for free by complaining about bad service is NOT a victimless crime! It can actually cause a hardworking employee his/her job. All businesses are about making money. That’s why they’re here. If they have to shell something out for free because an employee messed up an order, was rude to a customer or otherwise did something wrong, they will get rid of that employee. I’m willing to bet he didn’t realize this. Lots of customers don’t. I know about it because my mother works at a local luxury resort that prides itself on 100% customer satisfaction. All someone has to do is register a complaint about any given employee and not only do they get their money back for whatever that employee was doing, but they get additional free stuff. Problem is, that money has to come from somewhere and it happens to come from the “offending” employee. (The employee, of course, gets no chance to refute any of the accusations against him/her. The customer is always right, even if the customer is lying.) If the resort loses money due to complaints about a specific employee three times, that employee is fired. So far, in the past five years, there have been two complaints against my mother, both from people who complimented her to her face and then complained behind her back to get free stuff. They don’t deserve hell, but they are still greedy human scum, just like the guy in this segment.
Hell? No way.
Jail time. Uh uh.
Satan has much more important things to do and so should the DA in Cali.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The fat butt guy is 32 years old and no real job in just a few years he’ll soon realize that he nothing but a two-bit loser and has no job and no real savings for the future. He’ll get what he deserves in just a few years when he’s sitting in jail or sitting on the curb homeless. Who gets the last laugh then? He’s a pathetic moron.
Tubba Lardo should have a permit before he takes his shirt off in public. His tits are bigger than mine!!!!! I feel self concious now :(
rialto police are funny….fuck police.rasict ppl hiding behind badges…califero keep your head up..
Nickel % Dime Productions is a perfect name, a fucking chicken quesadilla, 7 tacos, some fries and a few drinks and this fucker thinks he came up? HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA…. wow, nickel and dime…