People You’ll See In Hell

This is 25-year-old Derrick Vaughn Nielsen.

Derrick Nielsen likes a little rape with his pizza.

Late at night on the 26th of April, 2008, Derrick Nielsen ordered a pizza from the local Papa Johns. When he called the pizza place, he specifically asked for a certain delivery driver by name.

That driver just happened to be an 18-year-old woman.

Gee. Can you guess what’s going to happen next?

You really have to hand it to 20-year-old Broderick Lloyd Laswell.

Mr. Laswell, a solid candidate for “The Biggest Loser,” thought that he’d figured out a way to make the system work for him, a way to make his life a tad bit easier while he waits for his capital trial for first-degree murder and arson. Instead, Broderick Lloyd Laswell came up with a scheme that will guarantee ridicule and mockery for years to come, much like his attempts to wash his back in the jail showers.

Oh, Rozlynn. Oh, Rozlynn Rodgers.

How could you?

You stupid, stupid whore.

Inflammatory words on the part of People You’ll See In Hell? Perhaps. Perhaps not.

19-year-old Rozlynn Rodgers, despite being a grown woman, epitomizes the adolescent self-centered attitude and tendency towards shortsighted behavior. A high school student at Las Casas Occupational High School, an “alternative” high school which, according to their website, serves students whose emotional needs cannot be met in a regular public school setting, Rozlynn Rodgers planned to graduate in June of 2008 with the rest of her class.

While they may be hell-bound, you can be sure at least a few of them will have fun playing poker before they get there.

While looking through our e-mail inbox this morning, we found an interesting message from a friend of ours over at DuplicatePoker.com. While we really, really, really suck at all forms of gambling, we do know that there are quite a few people out there who haven’t realized that they suck yet and are willing to spend large sums of money trying to prove that they don’t suck at poker, blackjack and UNO.

Things have been interesting in Omaha of late.

There’s a desperate push by the Mayor to spend 120 million dollars or so on a baseball stadium that will be used four weeks out of the year.

Shootings are going on all over the place, if you consider North Omaha all over the place. On the bright side, drive-by shootings are down because of gas hitting $3.50. The downside of that is that the high price of gas just means Omaha is getting more walk-by or jog-by shootings.

Reunions can be tough.

Really, just ask the 12-year-old son of 27-year-old Cedrick Brown, a felon with an extensive record who was released on the 17th of March, 2008 after serving three years in prison.

Cedrick Brown, who obviously didn’t take the parenting courses that are available for inmates staying in most prisons, settled back into his mom’s house and his son’s life upon his release from prison.

It takes a big person to beat up an 8-year-old girl.

In the case of 27-year-old Brandy Williams and her live-in boyfriend, 28-year-old Shaun Simpson, it took two big people to beat up a little girl - Brandy Williams’ 8-year-old daughter.

On the 16th of April, 2008, Brandy Williams was notified that her daughter had been suspended from school. Exactly what this girl had been suspended for, we don’t know. We do know that when we were 8, nobody got suspended. Maybe school is different now, a little rougher, but 8-year-olds still shouldn’t be getting into enough trouble to get suspended.

Aaron Hunter

This is 29-year-old Aaron Hunter.

Aaron Hunter is a raging alcoholic, and like many alcoholics he has a problem realizing when he’s had enough to drink.

On the 20th of April, 2008, Aaron Hunter had a few too many to drink while he was at the home of a woman that he knew. Aaron Hunter got a little belligerent, started throwing his weight around and generally made himself a bad house guest. When the woman asked him to leave, Aaron Hunter refused.