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    Quick Trips To Hell

    Aaron Hunter

    Aaron HunterThis is 29-year-old Aaron Hunter.

    Aaron Hunter is a raging alcoholic, and like many alcoholics he has a problem realizing when he’s had enough to drink.

    On the 20th of April, 2008, Aaron Hunter had a few too many to drink while he was at the home of a woman that he knew. Aaron Hunter got a little belligerent, started throwing his weight around and generally made himself a bad house guest. When the woman asked him to leave, Aaron Hunter refused.

    The woman’s three-year-old son came out of his room to see what all the commotion was, which you’d expect. It’s hard to sleep when mommy’s arguing with a drunk idiot in your living room.

    And then, out of the blue, Aaron Hunter whipped out his penis and urinated on the woman’s 3-year-old son.

    The woman, sensibly, began to beat the living daylights out of Mr. Aaron Hunter until the police showed up and separated the two. After a brief interview with both combatants, Aaron Hunter admitted that he was drunk and that while he knew that he’d peed on the little boy, he didn’t remember anything else.

    Once officers heard about Aaron Hunter’s urinary activities, Mr. Hunter was arrested then first taken to the local hospital for stitches to his chin before being carted off to jail.

    Aaron Hunter has been charged with one count of child abuse and one count of battery by throwing fluids.

    Danny Parker

    Danny ParkerThis is 38-year-old Danny Parker.

    Danny Parker still lives with his parents.

    In this day and age, with all the economic turmoil and uncertainty…that’s not so bad.

    Danny Parker is a volunteer at Lake Acres Baptist Church, where he’s a Sunday school teacher. He also volunteers at the Lake Wales Care Center, he worked as a youth camp photographer.

    A little weird, but still OK.

    In his ample spare time, Danny Parker likes to take pictures of little girls, cut off their heads (from the pictures, not the little girls’ actual heads) and paste them onto adult female pornographic images.

    Uh.

    Someone looking through a trash bin found 90 pictures of young girls that had been thrown away after having the heads cut off. Thinking quickly, that person grabbed the trash and brought it to the local police department. The police looked through the trash and found the name and address of Mr. Danny Parker.

    After going to his house and talking to him for a bit, Danny Parker agreed to let police search his room.

    While going through Danny’s room, detectives found a homemade photo album that Danny Parker had put together. Inside that photo album were – surprise! – 90 pictures of little girls faces, little girls between the ages of 5 and 15, that had been pasted on top of naked, sexually explicit images of women’s bodies from adult magazines.

    According to Florida law:

    (5) It is unlawful for any person to knowingly possess a photograph, motion picture, exhibition, show, representation, or other presentation which, in whole or in part, he or she knows to include any sexual conduct by a child. The possession of each such photograph, motion picture, exhibition, show, representation, or presentation is a separate offense. Whoever violates this subsection is guilty of a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.

    While Danny Parker didn’t actually photograph children having sex, there was definitely some kind of representation of children in a sexual context in the photographs that he altered. Illegal, illegal, illegal!

    Other words that can be used to describe Danny Parker’s fixation are: bizarre, sick, twisted and creative.

    Danny Parker was arrested and charged with 90 counts of sexual performance by a child and one count of possession of images of child pornography.

    At least the charges will get him out of his parents’ house.


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    46 Responses to “Quick Trips To Hell”

    1. baddie76 says:

      Both of them are sick mofo’s. They both deserve hell.

      I find it funny that the mother of the little boy inflicted some stiches to Scumbag Hunter, however if someone peed on my kid the stitches would have been administered MUCH lower.

    2. Max The Cat says:

      I’m with you baddie76…I mean, he had it out and “handy” anyways.

      What a turd

    3. Rich says:

      Mr. Pisser gave me a laugh. I mean it sucks the kid getting peed on, but worse things could happen. A parent getting the chance to get medieval on a douche’s ass is pretty cool. Even if her aim was a bit off.

    4. RealityCheck says:

      Color me lost…What does Hunter have to do with Parker?

    5. RealityCheck says:

      I don’t know about looking through his trash.
      What I think about Danny Parker? That is, if you are not being facetious.
      Mr. Parker needs to be absent.
      Non-existent in our existence. His habit is far too disturbing to make heads or tails of.
      Of course, we can always find out what is wrong later and act like we already knew.
      The fact that Danny just used photographs and not real little girls is a sign that he has a conscience.
      Other than that, what do you think of Danny Parker?
      If it weren’t for your question, I wouldn’t.

      • just me says:

        i know this is old almost a year but this man is well on his way to being a child rapist he’s got one foot in hell and the other on thin ice. he better pray for quick help the 911 number for god is OUR FATHER WHO WATCHES IN HEAVEN ETC….

    6. DualDenz says:

      the guy who peed on the kid can go to hell, but i’m not too sure about Danny…. what he did is rather depraved, but a LOT better then him actually making or downloading real kiddie porn.
      oh btw, i’m 32 and live with my mom too! (ok, there’s a story to that, but i’ll refrain from boring you all with it).

      • TurtleMania says:

        I don’t know. I think someone had it out for Danny.
        Ok, so you do some dumpster diving on a Sunday morning and find normal pictures (not nude) of girls with their faces cut-out. Big deal.
        I’d think it was a teen doing a collage for school or a teen-bop creative photo album. But this dumpster diver must have had some curiosities about Mr. Danny. I think the person intentionally searched Danny’s trash hoping to find something suspicious.

        Sure I am glad they caught a perp – but was the dumpster diving a violation?
        That has got to suck being Danny right now knowing that your TRASH contributed to your prison stretch ha

        True, he didn’t actually go out and do kiddie porn or molest/rape a teen.
        Tough call I’d say.

        • The Danger Zone says:

          It’s actually legal to go through an individuals garbage once it has been set out for pick up. At that point it is considered abandoned property and fair game.

          But yes, this does seem a little strange to turn over to the cops. Don’t think they’d have gotten a search warrant just on the pics of bodies with heads decapitated.

          Unless they were pictures of decapitated bodies. To many could be’s to hold up.

          • Amy says:

            Maybe whoever it was that went looking through his trash, had suspicions that he was a pedophile in the making and decided to get some proof and stop him before he acted on his fantasy. Thank God they did.

    7. TurtleMania says:

      This one is for Aaron Hunter called:
      “Unwelcomed guest”

      I’ll pee on you to the rotten core.
      There’s a devil’s hangman waitin’ at the door.
      The horrible sicken flesh uprising game.
      Whose justice is fair enough to tame?
      I bode well enough to absolutely smash ‘em
      I’m gonna dice, slice, rip’em – kill him.

      Unwelcomed guest, go away.
      God damn loser get out.
      You overstayed.
      Can’t you take a hint?
      Get out – go home.
      You sorry POS, leave her alone.

      Gutting you the fowl fish in the sea.
      Wretched your kind you drink till empty.
      Abyss calling for your name a harrowed tale.
      Find comfort in your demon soul – a quick trip to hell.
      There’s no turning back the rage infernos deep inside.
      Give in to your anger until someone dies.

      Unwelcomed guest, go away.
      God damn loser get out.
      You overstayed.
      Can’t you take a hint?
      Get out – go home.
      You sorry POS, leave her alone.

      Payback is a motherfucker and a screaming whore.
      The onset of regrets overlooked your bruising sores.
      You tried to change but heaven don’t want ya.
      Painful dead miseries the fate of every hunter.
      There is no rehab for the twisted sick fucks.
      Insanities the driven darkness – Aaron’s out of luck.

      Unwelcomed guest, go away.
      God damn loser get out.
      You overstayed.
      Can’t you take a hint?
      Get out – go home.
      You sorry POS, leave her alone.

      TurtleMania gives the signal – a resounding gong.
      The hearts a wasteland of torment – a melancholy song.
      The days are numbered indubitable death’s edge.
      My grave promise is your wooden box – a solemn pledge.
      Shrill in delight to bury your evil dead remains.
      Message to the next POS – won’t a damn thing change.

      Unwelcomed guest, go away.
      God damn loser get out.
      You overstayed.
      Can’t you take a hint?
      Get out – go home.
      You sorry POS, leave her alone.

      END

    8. Miwist says:

      Awright, Hunter. Get wasted and piss on a kid, good fuckin’ way to impress a chick.
      Maybe you send her some threatening letters or stalk her. Chicks like that too.
      What a fuckin’ dumbass. They should lock him up to protect himself from himself.
      Parker is a goddam freak. He needs to be locked up too. He’s just one step away from doing the real thing. Maybe he has a little common sense, enough to keep himself from doing something really twisted, but why risk it?

    9. glorybug says:

      Couple of thoughts.

      I was quite surprised that TurtleMania didn’t have more to say about Mr. PissyPants- since he seems to delight so in imagining himself peeing on so many POSs. I can say that if anyone aimed their penis at one of my children, they would immediately be penis-less. Their new nickname would be ‘Mr Dribbles’. It’s not so much that it’s on par with physical violence, but the intent behind it is just as bad. I once had a drunk roommate who peed in my closet, on another roomate in bed sleeping, and into my record player… claiming he thought he was in the bathroom. Drunks are bad- drunk pissers are worse.

      In the case of Mr. church teaching child photographer…. perhaps the lucky dumpster-diver visits this website or the many like it. I know for a fact that if I found a lot of photos of children with their heads cut out, I’d think the police should be notified also. I’d notify them if I found any pix of adults with their heads cut out.

      At this point, I don’t think the story is developed enough to say that nothing else was found during the search, nor whether the POS is linkable to any molestations in the area.

      But, we should all relax. Because just because the POS had a photo album he created with pictures of children he’d actually met and photographed, pasted together with adult porn bodies/activities does not mean that he has any interest in having sex with children at all. We all know porn is a very healthy and safe hobby, and has never been linked in any way to any kinds of crime. Just because this guy likes looking pictures of the faces of children he’s met in a representation of them he created as appearing to be engaged in adult sexual activity in no way should make anyone think that he has any interest in having sex with children. In fact, I’m sure it’s very common, and most guys do that.

      And, in fact, while I enjoy looking at nude adult bodies sometimes, and while I’m not into porn, I also enjoy mainstream rated R movies that depict adult intimacy, in real life that doesn’t turn me on, and I’d never think of….. oh, wait. Yeah, I do like those things, and kind of like doing all those things in real life. So, never mind.

      I think there needs to be some real hard research done regarding pedophilia, because I think it’s massively more common than anyone wants to admit. It can’t be that easy to access or so prevalent if there isn’t a huge market for it. Big money involved.

      I have found it interesting how many child rape/murder stories initially have a POI (like a dad, family relative, stepdad, etc.) who when investigated turn up with purposefully downloaded child porn on their computers… even though it ends up that someone else committed the crime. How fractured of a psyche could you have to be interested in, download, view, and participate in child porn when you have a child in your own home of the same age as those victims? I like seeing little kids being forced to have sex with adults- but I’d NEVER want to do that with the kid sleeping in the next bedroom? That is hard to believe.

      Instead of people breathing a fairytale sigh of relief that this guy hasn’t yet been proven to have molested anyone, and believing for a second that his little hobby of creating his own child porn has somehow ’saved’ some child from being assaulted, think it through logically.

      I research/surf my interests on the computer a lot. I find vegetarian recipes that look good- and then I make them. I read how to start a fire with steel wool and a battery- and then my son and I tried it. How to balance a fork on a toothpick on the edge of a glass- and then we did it. My oldest son watches utube vids of pro skateboarders- then he goes outside and practices those tricks. In general, when people research and learn about hobbies/interests they like, they apply what they learn in real life.

      I frequent crime websites because I am against crime. My interest is not in crime, but in the punishments criminals receive for committing crime. That’s why when I’m done reading here I don’t go off and practice those crimes. I am going to guess that people who are interested in pedo things aren’t against it, and I have no doubt that anyone who is attracted to that will eventually try it in real life when given the chance. It’s not if, it’s when.

      I wish someone would research pedo interest/porn and gather some facts about its scope in the general public as well as it’s relationship within proven child rape crimes.

      c

      • Miwist says:

        Studies have shown that people that use porn don’t have a propensity to commit sex crimes, however, people that commit sex crimes do have a propensity to use porn.

    10. RealityCheck says:

      There is nothing wrong with pornography as long as it doesn’t include children(under 21), violence(rape) or murder(snuff).
      The fact is that these three things exist in pornography, usually for male satisfaction.
      The reason for all three is the loss of control, whether mother, girlfriend or wife.
      His manhood is being stripped and if a mother does such a thing to a boy it is unforgivable and creates a serious problem with future relations of the opposite sex.
      I won’t even get into the stats of mother- son connection with serial killers and child molesters.
      It is time we started looking toward the feminine side of abuse from day one.
      To find out who really creates the monster.

    11. Brittany says:

      so…my friend has got pretty drunk before….ended up in the kitchen at a gay bar (mind you…he’s straight, I’m the gay one) at new years and well, lost some jewlery from piercings that you can’t see other then if you remove clothing. I didn’t ask questions.

      He’s also got so drunk that he’s walked home and locked the door at his moms house which then forced me to sleep in my car for a night.

      He’s had alcohol poisioning and got the living daylight beated out of him by his mom in the front lawn at 2 in the morning 2 days before christmas.

      At most, he’s gone into his sisters room after drinking and peed in the corner on the floor.

      I guess I understand all of that….but peeing on a kid…or a person nonetheless…what the fuck?

    12. jessi says:

      As much as it sucks, i am not sure that they will be able to make the charges stick to the picture pasting guy. There is no law against “virtual” child pornography in the U.S. I know this because I researched it extensively for an essay arguing why it should be illegal. As long as the children weren’t actually being photographed in “sexual conduct” as the law states, it falls under free speech. At least that is the debate that is going on over it right now. Hopefully, they do convict him and establish some kind of precedent for this sort of thing. It makes me sick to think of his intentions when he was taking those “innocent” pictures.

    13. qatrhog says:

      PLEASE!! PLEASE!! can we just execute these people! Are they really worth putting in jail and spending 40k a year to watch and feed? It is costing all of our tax dollars just to take care of all of these useless people, it is time to make a change.

      • Amy says:

        Im with you qutrhog…id much rather my taxes went towards the victims of crime, and crime prevention than to housing and feeding perverts.

    14. Missy says:

      Bags of mud, both of them.Turn the hose on and wash them down the drain.

    15. Amanda says:

      One count of battery by throwing fluids. That is too funny. Sad he did this to a child, But had me giggling all the same. My initial reaction would have been grab his penis, Twist it off. But beating his ass works too.

      • Amy says:

        I thought along the same lines…if some dirty bastard pissed on my child, i would rip his dam dick off and shove it down his throat.
        How demeaning for that child.

    16. whiteiris says:

      I enjoyed “Quick Trips To Hell”, see Admin is gone but not forgotten.:o) I have not had a chance to explore the older stories. Hmmm, perhaps I shall…

      • TurtleMania says:

        Admin still lives on in the sites history files.
        It will take some time but let’s try to get used to what we have now. Ya know it’s better than having our beloved site cease to exist. I feel weird because I’m now for the first time minding what I type here just so that I won’t get banned.
        I throw my support behind the current administration.

    17. Ahithophel says:

      1. Why was the pisser given alcohol at this house?
      2. He was drunk for god’s sake.
      3. He probably did not remember doing it.
      4. That busy-body that snitched on the Danny probably has some nasty skeletons themselves.

    18. being drunk isnt an excuse…

      and what about the 2nd guy omg…. this world is slowy coming to an end…people are going completly nuts!!

    19. kathy says:

      Can they not upgrade the “piss” charge, who knows to like attempted homicide?? The guy could have aids or something!
      Sick bastard, put him in a room with all the BIG guys who love golden showers and let him get a TASTE of his own medicine!

    20. Lewbell says:

      For the first guy I would like to know whether he meant to pee on the child or did he just have to go and whip it out to go. Either way poor child and I am glad that the mother got some shots in.

    21. Tito says:

      What in the hell? Honestly, these two fuckers are……wierd. Ever see those “Flavor of Love” episodes where Flava Flav is ever looking at the girls wierd? He’d probably read this shit and give these two guys the same exact look.

    22. ughhh… they are both sick freaks… have fun in jail losers!

    23. Cassie says:

      I have to say I applaud the mother inflicting wounds that required stitches. Given that I’ve read so many cases of women (and men) not defending (or killing) their children on pysih, this girl deserves some applause for hitting him that hard in defense of her child.

    24. stormbringerr says:

      the first guy is a bum,the second one needs mental help….

    25. College Dean says:

      I find the Danny Parker case disturbing for several reasons, the first being the law used to charge him sounds unconstitutional. Parker is troubled, to be sure, but there was no intent proven he was going to distribute his ‘art’. As bizarre and disturbing as the ‘art’ is, it would seem to be protected by the 1st Amendment. Charging with him a crime is as absurd as someone finding a draft for a murder mystery in the trash, concluding the author is therefore a murderer and having him arrested.

      Putting all that aside for a moment, this website is rife with instances of law enforcement and courts (usually courts and govt. agencies) dropping the ball when monitoring ACTUAL convicted sex offenders. Do they really have time to pursue a case against a (so-far) innocent subnormal creep’s cutouts? Do we really have to spend the tens of thousands for a cell that is better filled with an ACTUAL convicted child molester?

      another angle: quite often stalkers threaten to kill their targets, usually women. When these women go to the police for help, even after filing a restraining order, they’re told, “Oh we can’t do anything unless he actually tries to kill you.” Oh, OK, thanks! How about applying some of that police “logic” to cases where, you know, it would really be logical, such as the potential pedo-creep?

      I’m the farthest you can imagine from a sympathetic ACLU lackey and in fact wouldn’t mind sending most of these (convicted) bastards and bastardesses to Hell myself. But convicting Parker-types who haven’t done anything illegal (says the 1st Amendment) is as wasteful as locking up potheads.

    26. imperial_presence says:

      I don’t try to say that i understand all of our laws, so the legallity of what Danny Parker did..is not for me to say. But i live in a neighboring town…and i find hin disgusting. A grown man clipping pictures of little girls and pasting them on adult bodies is creepy as hell no matter the state of dress… I live only a few miles from him…and what i find amusing is HOW he was caught…it seems he put the cut up remains of the pictures in the trash…and while looking for aluminum cans some of the ares homeless found these pics and turned them in.
      I don’t blame them for that at all….because who knows what was going on there.
      But, this was not solved by the efforts of police..this was solved by a handfull of bums.
      Perhaps what Danny should have said is”I would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for you meddling bums!”

    27. VCBecky says:

      Imagine being turned in by a homeless person for child porn. “I may have lost everything, I may be on the street and covered in my own filth, I may have absolutely NO dignity, but I’m a damn sight better than a pedophile like you!” Hehe.

      A friend of mine was walking to her car from a club I was playing at on Halloween night about 3 years ago. She was dressed as a pirate, complete with tricorn hat, walking next to a parking garage. She heard “Hey, Imma PISS on you!” being bellowed drunkenly from above. She looked up, and some random wasted guy on the top level was unzipping his pants, weaving back and forth and smiling at her.

      Figuring it was all just drunk-talk, she kept walking. He peed on her from 4 stories up, hit the hat, and it all trickled down like a 3 spout water fountain. NONE of it hit her clothes, just her cheap felt pirate hat, but DAMN! How gross!

      Luckily the parking attendant saw it, called the cops, and she had the satisfaction of watching him get arrested as she drove away. I wish she had stuck around, but at least they got him on public nudity for dangling his naked wang off a parking garage.

      Aren’t there rules for penis ownership? Like, don’t pee on hot chicks dressed as sexy pirates on Halloween no matter how fun it sounds, unless they’re paying you for it? Last I heard, a golden shower goes for $500 in Long Beach, CA. I’d say he owes her money…

    28. joanne j. says:

      I have many problems with my web browser The Other Browser-Emailer on your site. The chimpanzees are still in the system :(.

    29. matt says:

      I have to admit, I think, we are being very very hard on the second guy. This is a site about people who willfully or recklessly kill or permanently injure/damage other human beings.

      This guy, at least according to the facts laid out above, did not do anything that caused harm to any one else. Okay, so he has a fetish for young girls’ heads on porn bodies.. yeah, it’s weird, even fucked up, but I have a hard time condemning someone for doing something for themselves in the privacy of their own home. So he probably jerked off to the photos, that he hid in his room. He wasn’t doing anything to the girls, he wasn’t showing the photos to any body…

      Is it disturbing: Yes! Is it illegal? I highly doubt it. In fact, I’d be surprised if he was convicted based on that statute actually, and I think saying “he will be a child rapist in the future” is totally absurd, and a very very scary way of handling justice.

      I love this site, and this is the first time I am disgusted by the remarks here: “He should be executed????” Am I missing something? since when did weird become a ticket to hell?????

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