This is 25-year-old Derrick Vaughn Nielsen.
Derrick Nielsen likes a little rape with his pizza.
Late at night on the 26th of April, 2008, Derrick Nielsen ordered a pizza from the local Papa Johns. When he called the pizza place, he specifically asked for a certain delivery driver by name.
That driver just happened to be an 18-year-old woman.
Gee. Can you guess what’s going to happen next?
The pizza delivery woman pulled up, got out of her car and walked the pizza up to Derrick Nielsen’s door on his side of the duplex. She rang the doorbell and Derrick Nielsen opened the door.
Much like a Venus flytrap closing in on an insect, Derrick Nielsen sprang his trap on the unsuspecting girl, pulling her into his abode for a little rape.
The neighbor on the other side of the duplex, who doesn’t want to be named to protect the identities of her children but doesn’t mind being identified as the neighbor on the other side of the duplex, heard what she described as a “commotion” coming through the wall separating the two dwellings:
It kind of sounded like someone fell down some stairs or was just banging on the walls. It was heavy enough to make noises against the wall that jolted me and my kids.
Once Derrick Nielsen finished out with what he set out to do to this girl, he let her leave and drive off. Once the girl was free, she returned to Papa John’s. Once there, she told everyone who worked there that she’d been raped as she called the police.
Police arrived, interviewed her and sent her off to the hospital for medical treatment.
Police arrested Derrick Vaughn Nielsen in his duplex at 2 AM that night. He was especially easy to find because he had ordered a pizza and had it delivered to his house.
Derrick Nielsen has been charged with kidnapping and criminal sexual conduct. His neighbor is happy that Derrick is in jail, stating:
It does make me feel safer just to know that he is put away and it won’t happen again, at least not from him, but it still kinda puts you on edge.
We here at People You’ll See In Hell aren’t sure of whether or not someone has told her that Derrick Nielsen has just been taken to jail, that he hasn’t been scheduled for execution quite yet, and that he could possibly return to his side of the duplex when and if he posts his $100,000 bail.
When asked by the local press, the manager of the Papa John’s has stated that the delivery woman has not yet been back to work.
Apparently Sumter has been experimenting with putting IQ-lowering drugs into the local water supply. Nothing else explains this.
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People that do this or anything like this (ie beating up the delivery person) need to be removed. I like having my pizza delivered, it’s easy and I tend to tip well for the service, more people do this crap and I won’t blame people to stop delivering all together. I know some places already don’t allow deliveries to certain areas of town because of crime.
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He killed two birds with one stone…err phone call.
Food for the hunger – Check
Sex for Mr. Woody – Check
Some questions:
Did he eat the pizza first?
Did he offer some pizza to Ms. Lady?
After the melee, did he have to nuke the pizza because it was cold?
Did he greet her at the door wearing nothing but a towel?
Was he really hungry (for food)?
Sick.
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Sick Reply reply on May 3, 2008:
Extra sausage?
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But I am sure that there is a lawyer out there who feel$ the need to give this Dumb Scum the be$t defen$e. (I am using dollar signs $, in place of the letter “S”)
While some may feel that he is stupid, and I will NOT argue that, I will add that he’s also very bold and bolder criminals need harsher sentences.
It’s because of scum like this that we will continue to loose such services. Many convenience stores lock their doors around here at certain times. Selection becomes limited or one has to wait forever for the clerk to do the shopping while freezing outside!
This “good ole boy” needs to be dropped off in Harlem around 2 a.m. for a dose of “victim awareness”, I am sure that many of the locals will happily provide the therapy on a complimentary bases
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Trace reply on April 30, 2008:
I doubt that will happen.
I live in a very nice, quiet residential neighborhood in the Midwest, and we have these teenage girls that live on the block. One of their pastimes is to walk in the road, in the middle of the left hand lane, and do not move over when they see a car approaching them. Why should they? They want to walk right there, and if you want to drive down the road, you better get in the wrong lane, or just stop altogether while they continue alone their way, and they don’t even acknowledge you’re there. They do this at night, rush hour, whenever the mood suites them. Like last Sunday night, at 11:45. Yelling and laughing all the way. Their parents? They don’t care.
My point is this: These kids are doing whatever the hell they want, and have absolutely no regard for rules or manners…
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Fred reply on May 1, 2008:
Growing up in my neighborhood we had a boy that pulled similar crap. He liked to kick spokes on bikes.
His nuts met one of my tires one day and i pulled the bike back, Needless to say he never felt the need to run infront of my bike again.
Maybe a call to the State might help the parents care for their children….
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Ugh. What a bastard. I’m sorry, but that is just…I don’t know, I can’t think of a word for it right now.
This stupid moron will probably get a slap on the wrist and then set free to rape someone else and maybe even commit a murder while he’s at it. Oh, they’ll care then, but it will be too late for that victim.
I think the laws are much too lax on rapists. I know the whole drill about “cruel and unusual” punishment and all that jazz, but screw it. People who commit cruel and unusual acts deserve cruel and unusual punishment. All our “justice” system does is coddle these scumbags and effectively rape the victims a second time. In a just system, a rapist would be publically castrated with no anesthesia and then have “RAPIST” branded into his forehead. Also with no anesthesia and in public.
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In the crisp of the night, two burly men dressed in black, force their way into Mr. Derrick Nielsen’s apartment window.
Man 1: (whispers) Where’s this fuck?
Man 2: (whispers) …over there. His bedroom’s over there.
The men enter the bedroom to find Nielsen asleep.
Man1: (yells) Wake up you fuck!
Nielsen: (startled) Wha… What are you doing here?! Who are you?
Man 2: (to Nielsen) TurtleMania sent us here to offer exact punishment.
Nielsen: (bewildered) Who? What are you talking about?!
Man 2: (to Nielsen) Time for some pain, son.
(Pulls out brass knuckles and glides it onto his fingers)
Man 1: ::grins::
Then - both men beat the crap out of Nielsen.
Man 1: (to Man 2) Hold him down. I got some’ in for ‘em!
(Brandishes an eight inch stainless steel bread knife)
Man 1: (to Nielsen) This won’t hurt a bit.
(Exposes Nielsen’s genitals and slices it counter-clockwise from the base of scrotum upward to below his navel)
Nielsen: (screams) AHHHHHHH (crying and trembling) NO NO NO
Man 2: (sinister laughter) Ha Ha Ha – you fuck.
Man 1: (to Nielsen) Is that how she sounded when you raped her? HUH?!
(Nielsen passes out)
(Man 2 lights a cigarette - smokes)
Man 2: (to Man 1) What do we do now?
Man 1: (thinking) I have an idea.
(Man 1 bags Nielsen’s penis, walks to the room with the open window and throws the bag out the window)
Time lapses and both men revive Mr. Nielsen.
Man 2: (smacks Nielsen’s face) Hey, sleeping beauty wake up.
Nielsen: (groggy) Please don’t kill me…
Man 1: ::smiles::
(Looks at his watch and then removes a gun from his holster)
Man 1: (to Nielsen) Ok, it’s time.
Nielsen: (nervous) Oh please no. No please! I beg you!
(Nielsen crawls on the floor wearing padded briefs, fasten to his body with duct tape)
Nielsen: (wincing in pain)
Man 2: (to Nielsen) Get up asshole! (Kicks him)
(Grabs Nielsen’s arm and helps him to his feet)
Suddenly – there’s a knock at the door – followed by the doorbell chime.
Man 1: (looks at Man 2)
Man 2: ::shrugs::
Man 1: (to Nielsen) You’re gonna get the door!
(Puts the gun to Nielsen’s head and pushes him toward the apartment door)
Nielsen’s walks slowly to the door with the men trailing behind.
Man 1: (to Nielsen) Answer the door.
(Aiming the gun to Nielsen’s head)
Nielsen reluctantly, unlocks and opens the door to find a third man dressed in black.
Man 3: ::smiles:: Special delivery for Mr. Nielsen!
(Holds a small cardboard box extended in front of him)
Nielsen: (shocked and trembling) What’s in there, man?
Man 2: (to Nielsen) Open the box, asshole.
Nielsen takes the box, opens it to find his penis grilled to perfection, nestled on top of a bed of lettuce on a paper plate with his blood in a small plastic condiment container on the side.
Nielsen: (screams) AHHHHHH!
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ceecee reply on May 1, 2008:
lmao damn
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Rhonda Kay reply on May 3, 2008:
That story was intense…and I’m kinda afraid of you.
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I thought for sure this was a dupe. Nope, http://pysih.com/2008/01/04/lawrence-garcia-and-daniel-garcia/
admin - That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the story.
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My God. It must take years of genetic practice to get a generation of people this messed up. This is an example of why Papa John’s wouldn’t bring pizza to my apartment when I only lived 5 blocks away. Seems that crap like this happened a good bit in DC and they were scared *less to go outside.
Thanks alot *hole for making yet another place in America fear. And so everyone knows, I’ve always been for the death penalty in sexual assualt cases.
Leave innocent people alone. God forbid some of these kids want to make something out of themselves by working jobs like these.
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This absolutely boggles the mind. What, he thought she wouldn’t tell? Did he think it was the TIP?? I comprehend “lonely”, but damn…TurtleMania always has a unique perspective that I’ve come to admire greatly. Too bad that “you get JUSTICE in the next world, in this world you have the law”. I hope he receives a little “justice” while he’s still in jail…
Cause, after all, he sure does have a pretty mouth…..
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Castrate him and send him to hell.
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I get the feeling she was nice to him delivering before and this stupid fuck figured she “wanted” it.
Don’t you guys know when a girl is nice to you that means she digs you?
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Know him. It is sad. He was a loving kid and wanted a real family connection. didn’t get it and turned to alcohol and drugs. What a loss for everyone.
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Miwist reply on May 2, 2008:
So I should be sympathetic because this guy didn’t get to live the American Dream? Since he didn’t get to live the dream, he turned to alcohol and drugs?
And because he wasn’t able to make a family connection and because he was a loving kid, he is the victim?
Hokey, dokey. Ahem, Everybody, listen up.
Derrick Vaughn Nielsen is not responsible for his actions. He was a loving kid. All he ever wanted was a family, someone to love, some children.
Sadly, he was never able to achieve these modest goals, probably because, as so often happens, everybody in the whole world conspired against him.
Unable to find love, the only solace poor Derrick was able to find was at the bottom of a bottle, or hitting on a pipe. Poor Derrick.
We all, myself included, should have stopped to think about poor Derrick’s feelings, about how he may react, but no, we all got together and called him names. I can’t tell you how many times I told girls not to go out with him, don’t have a family with Derrick, don’t love him. Oh, how we laughed when Derrick would get drunk out of his mind.
Maybe it’s too late, but I think we should all gather around Derrick and give him a hug. It is, after all, our fault, and our loss that Derrick had to resort to such extreme measures to get our attention.
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TurtleMania reply on May 3, 2008:
He’ll get all the attention he needs in prison.
I believe soon enough, he’ll begin to resent his new found attention.
He will pray to be invisible for a day, to give his rectum time to heal.
Nielson will begin to cut deals in prison - “no anal if he can oral you for a day.”
It’s a trade off between the lips and the sphincter muscle.
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Why didn’t the pizza company think it was suspicious when he requested a certain delivery driver???? Especially if he requested a young female???? STUPID They delivered her to the lion’s mouth.
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dark marcsun reply on May 9, 2008:
Those were my thoughts exactly. Pizza delivery is already a dangerous job that is poorly compensated compared to the robbery risk it entails. PJ’s has a history of fucking over their drivers as well - they fired one for pulling a weapon in self defense while he was being robbed.
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Great Story TurtleMania, He should also be chopped up bit by bit and made to eat parts of himself just for that.
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…extra sausage…that’s fucked up…
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I’mm wondering? Maybe he thought that could be her tip? You know times are hard…
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