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    Derrick Vaughn Nielsen

    Derrick Vaughn NielsenThis is 25-year-old Derrick Vaughn Nielsen.

    Derrick Nielsen likes a little rape with his pizza.

    Late at night on the 26th of April, 2008, Derrick Nielsen ordered a pizza from the local Papa Johns. When he called the pizza place, he specifically asked for a certain delivery driver by name.

    That driver just happened to be an 18-year-old woman.

    Gee. Can you guess what’s going to happen next?

    The pizza delivery woman pulled up, got out of her car and walked the pizza up to Derrick Nielsen’s door on his side of the duplex. She rang the doorbell and Derrick Nielsen opened the door.

    Much like a Venus flytrap closing in on an insect, Derrick Nielsen sprang his trap on the unsuspecting girl, pulling her into his abode for a little rape.

    The neighbor on the other side of the duplex, who doesn’t want to be named to protect the identities of her children but doesn’t mind being identified as the neighbor on the other side of the duplex, heard what she described as a “commotion” coming through the wall separating the two dwellings:

    It kind of sounded like someone fell down some stairs or was just banging on the walls. It was heavy enough to make noises against the wall that jolted me and my kids.

    Once Derrick Nielsen finished out with what he set out to do to this girl, he let her leave and drive off. Once the girl was free, she returned to Papa John’s. Once there, she told everyone who worked there that she’d been raped as she called the police.

    Police arrived, interviewed her and sent her off to the hospital for medical treatment.

    Police arrested Derrick Vaughn Nielsen in his duplex at 2 AM that night. He was especially easy to find because he had ordered a pizza and had it delivered to his house.

    Derrick Nielsen has been charged with kidnapping and criminal sexual conduct. His neighbor is happy that Derrick is in jail, stating:

    It does make me feel safer just to know that he is put away and it won’t happen again, at least not from him, but it still kinda puts you on edge.

    We here at People You’ll See In Hell aren’t sure of whether or not someone has told her that Derrick Nielsen has just been taken to jail, that he hasn’t been scheduled for execution quite yet, and that he could possibly return to his side of the duplex when and if he posts his $100,000 bail.

    When asked by the local press, the manager of the Papa John’s has stated that the delivery woman has not yet been back to work.

    Apparently Sumter has been experimenting with putting IQ-lowering drugs into the local water supply. Nothing else explains this.

    Does Derrick Vaughn Nielsen deserve Hell?

    • Yes (89%, 320 Votes)
    • No (11%, 39 Votes)

    Total Voters: 359

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    53 Responses to “Derrick Vaughn Nielsen”

    1. Kenny says:

      People that do this or anything like this (ie beating up the delivery person) need to be removed. I like having my pizza delivered, it’s easy and I tend to tip well for the service, more people do this crap and I won’t blame people to stop delivering all together. I know some places already don’t allow deliveries to certain areas of town because of crime.

    2. TurtleMania says:

      He killed two birds with one stone…err phone call.

      Food for the hunger – Check
      Sex for Mr. Woody – Check

      Some questions:

      Did he eat the pizza first?
      Did he offer some pizza to Ms. Lady?
      After the melee, did he have to nuke the pizza because it was cold?
      Did he greet her at the door wearing nothing but a towel?
      Was he really hungry (for food)?

      Sick.

    3. Fred says:

      But I am sure that there is a lawyer out there who feel$ the need to give this Dumb Scum the be$t defen$e. (I am using dollar signs $, in place of the letter “S”)
      While some may feel that he is stupid, and I will NOT argue that, I will add that he’s also very bold and bolder criminals need harsher sentences.
      It’s because of scum like this that we will continue to loose such services. Many convenience stores lock their doors around here at certain times. Selection becomes limited or one has to wait forever for the clerk to do the shopping while freezing outside!
      This “good ole boy” needs to be dropped off in Harlem around 2 a.m. for a dose of “victim awareness”, I am sure that many of the locals will happily provide the therapy on a complimentary bases

      • Trace says:

        I doubt that will happen.

        I live in a very nice, quiet residential neighborhood in the Midwest, and we have these teenage girls that live on the block. One of their pastimes is to walk in the road, in the middle of the left hand lane, and do not move over when they see a car approaching them. Why should they? They want to walk right there, and if you want to drive down the road, you better get in the wrong lane, or just stop altogether while they continue alone their way, and they don’t even acknowledge you’re there. They do this at night, rush hour, whenever the mood suites them. Like last Sunday night, at 11:45. Yelling and laughing all the way. Their parents? They don’t care.

        My point is this: These kids are doing whatever the hell they want, and have absolutely no regard for rules or manners…

        • Fred says:

          Growing up in my neighborhood we had a boy that pulled similar crap. He liked to kick spokes on bikes.
          His nuts met one of my tires one day and i pulled the bike back, Needless to say he never felt the need to run infront of my bike again.

          Maybe a call to the State might help the parents care for their children….

      • davidbjammin1959 says:

        NO knucklehead it’s what we call a Justice system and while you may resent the fact that pieces of shit get to have it afforded to themselves ask yourself this…………… should we abolish it or do we all HAVE A RIGHT to defense in a criminal court of law?

        If you don’t think we should afford people then how do you account for all those who have been proven INNOCENT after DNA testing? Should we, as a society, just fry ‘em and hope we got it right?

        I would certainly hope not

    4. SC says:

      Ugh. What a bastard. I’m sorry, but that is just…I don’t know, I can’t think of a word for it right now.

      This stupid moron will probably get a slap on the wrist and then set free to rape someone else and maybe even commit a murder while he’s at it. Oh, they’ll care then, but it will be too late for that victim.

      I think the laws are much too lax on rapists. I know the whole drill about “cruel and unusual” punishment and all that jazz, but screw it. People who commit cruel and unusual acts deserve cruel and unusual punishment. All our “justice” system does is coddle these scumbags and effectively rape the victims a second time. In a just system, a rapist would be publically castrated with no anesthesia and then have “RAPIST” branded into his forehead. Also with no anesthesia and in public.

    5. TurtleMania says:

      In the crisp of the night, two burly men dressed in black, force their way into Mr. Derrick Nielsen’s apartment window.

      Man 1: (whispers) Where’s this fuck?
      Man 2: (whispers) …over there. His bedroom’s over there.

      The men enter the bedroom to find Nielsen asleep.

      Man1: (yells) Wake up you fuck!
      Nielsen: (startled) Wha… What are you doing here?! Who are you?
      Man 2: (to Nielsen) TurtleMania sent us here to offer exact punishment.
      Nielsen: (bewildered) Who? What are you talking about?!
      Man 2: (to Nielsen) Time for some pain, son.
      (Pulls out brass knuckles and glides it onto his fingers)
      Man 1: ::grins::

      Then – both men beat the crap out of Nielsen.

      Man 1: (to Man 2) Hold him down. I got some’ in for ‘em!
      (Brandishes an eight inch stainless steel bread knife)
      Man 1: (to Nielsen) This won’t hurt a bit.
      (Exposes Nielsen’s genitals and slices it counter-clockwise from the base of scrotum upward to below his navel)
      Nielsen: (screams) AHHHHHHH (crying and trembling) NO NO NO
      Man 2: (sinister laughter) Ha Ha Ha – you fuck.
      Man 1: (to Nielsen) Is that how she sounded when you raped her? HUH?!

      (Nielsen passes out)

      (Man 2 lights a cigarette – smokes)

      Man 2: (to Man 1) What do we do now?
      Man 1: (thinking) I have an idea.
      (Man 1 bags Nielsen’s penis, walks to the room with the open window and throws the bag out the window)

      Time lapses and both men revive Mr. Nielsen.

      Man 2: (smacks Nielsen’s face) Hey, sleeping beauty wake up.
      Nielsen: (groggy) Please don’t kill me…
      Man 1: ::smiles::
      (Looks at his watch and then removes a gun from his holster)
      Man 1: (to Nielsen) Ok, it’s time.
      Nielsen: (nervous) Oh please no. No please! I beg you!
      (Nielsen crawls on the floor wearing padded briefs, fasten to his body with duct tape)
      Nielsen: (wincing in pain)
      Man 2: (to Nielsen) Get up asshole! (Kicks him)
      (Grabs Nielsen’s arm and helps him to his feet)

      Suddenly – there’s a knock at the door – followed by the doorbell chime.

      Man 1: (looks at Man 2)
      Man 2: ::shrugs::
      Man 1: (to Nielsen) You’re gonna get the door!
      (Puts the gun to Nielsen’s head and pushes him toward the apartment door)

      Nielsen’s walks slowly to the door with the men trailing behind.
      Man 1: (to Nielsen) Answer the door.
      (Aiming the gun to Nielsen’s head)

      Nielsen reluctantly, unlocks and opens the door to find a third man dressed in black.
      Man 3: ::smiles:: Special delivery for Mr. Nielsen!
      (Holds a small cardboard box extended in front of him)
      Nielsen: (shocked and trembling) What’s in there, man?
      Man 2: (to Nielsen) Open the box, asshole.

      Nielsen takes the box, opens it to find his penis grilled to perfection, nestled on top of a bed of lettuce on a paper plate with his blood in a small plastic condiment container on the side.
      Nielsen: (screams) AHHHHHH!

      END

    6. Rich says:

      I thought for sure this was a dupe. Nope, http://pysih.com/2008/01/04/lawrence-garcia-and-daniel-garcia/

      admin – That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the story.

    7. Waldo says:

      My God. It must take years of genetic practice to get a generation of people this messed up. This is an example of why Papa John’s wouldn’t bring pizza to my apartment when I only lived 5 blocks away. Seems that crap like this happened a good bit in DC and they were scared *less to go outside.

      Thanks alot *hole for making yet another place in America fear. And so everyone knows, I’ve always been for the death penalty in sexual assualt cases.

      Leave innocent people alone. God forbid some of these kids want to make something out of themselves by working jobs like these.

    8. sadwoman says:

      This absolutely boggles the mind. What, he thought she wouldn’t tell? Did he think it was the TIP?? I comprehend “lonely”, but damn…TurtleMania always has a unique perspective that I’ve come to admire greatly. Too bad that “you get JUSTICE in the next world, in this world you have the law”. I hope he receives a little “justice” while he’s still in jail…

      Cause, after all, he sure does have a pretty mouth…..

    9. Cass says:

      Castrate him and send him to hell.

    10. Miwist says:

      I get the feeling she was nice to him delivering before and this stupid fuck figured she “wanted” it.
      Don’t you guys know when a girl is nice to you that means she digs you?

    11. sosad says:

      Know him. It is sad. He was a loving kid and wanted a real family connection. didn’t get it and turned to alcohol and drugs. What a loss for everyone.

      • Miwist says:

        So I should be sympathetic because this guy didn’t get to live the American Dream? Since he didn’t get to live the dream, he turned to alcohol and drugs?
        And because he wasn’t able to make a family connection and because he was a loving kid, he is the victim?
        Hokey, dokey. Ahem, Everybody, listen up.
        Derrick Vaughn Nielsen is not responsible for his actions. He was a loving kid. All he ever wanted was a family, someone to love, some children.
        Sadly, he was never able to achieve these modest goals, probably because, as so often happens, everybody in the whole world conspired against him.
        Unable to find love, the only solace poor Derrick was able to find was at the bottom of a bottle, or hitting on a pipe. Poor Derrick.
        We all, myself included, should have stopped to think about poor Derrick’s feelings, about how he may react, but no, we all got together and called him names. I can’t tell you how many times I told girls not to go out with him, don’t have a family with Derrick, don’t love him. Oh, how we laughed when Derrick would get drunk out of his mind.
        Maybe it’s too late, but I think we should all gather around Derrick and give him a hug. It is, after all, our fault, and our loss that Derrick had to resort to such extreme measures to get our attention.

        • TurtleMania says:

          He’ll get all the attention he needs in prison.
          I believe soon enough, he’ll begin to resent his new found attention.
          He will pray to be invisible for a day, to give his rectum time to heal.
          Nielson will begin to cut deals in prison – “no anal if he can oral you for a day.”
          It’s a trade off between the lips and the sphincter muscle.

    12. TheLastPrincess says:

      Why didn’t the pizza company think it was suspicious when he requested a certain delivery driver???? Especially if he requested a young female???? STUPID They delivered her to the lion’s mouth.

      • dark marcsun says:

        Those were my thoughts exactly. Pizza delivery is already a dangerous job that is poorly compensated compared to the robbery risk it entails. PJ’s has a history of fucking over their drivers as well – they fired one for pulling a weapon in self defense while he was being robbed.

    13. MarineSgt says:

      Great Story TurtleMania, He should also be chopped up bit by bit and made to eat parts of himself just for that.

    14. Brittany says:

      …extra sausage…that’s fucked up…

    15. Lisa says:

      I’mm wondering? Maybe he thought that could be her tip? You know times are hard…

    16. glorybug says:

      Lisa- I’m guessing that wasn’t the only thing that was hard.

      If the company really did allow someone to request a specific driver, I think I’m smelling a lawsuit, not just a veggie-deluxe.

      Perhaps the moran just thought that when they said ‘yes’, that she could deliver…. it meant that she could ‘deliver’.

      Miwist- ouch! I had no idea that being nice or polite to people meant that I was open to wanting sex in a particularly non-consentual way. Thanks for the heads up! and now, I shall certainly stop being nice or polite to anyone.

      To the idjit that said this- “Know him. It is sad. He was a loving kid and wanted a real family connection. didn’t get it and turned to alcohol and drugs. What a loss for everyone.”

      What part are you thinking is sad? ‘Cuz I’m getting the impression you think the sad part is that this loser is getting hit up for rape. Instead of it being sad that some poor fast-food minimum-wage worker got raped trying to make a buck.

      He was a loving kid and wanted a family connection? Well unless the girl he raped was his sister, I can see why he might have failed miserably at being able to do that. I tend to think I’d pass on a family connection with a weirdo rapist.

      Because his family didn’t, for whatever reason, want any connection with this future rapist, it makes it understandable that he’d go out and get a little rape with his extra napkins?

      It’s sad that he got into drugs because of his failed family life. But that’s not relevant here, because rape really isn’t one of the major symptoms of drug/alcohol abuse.

      “What a loss for everyone”.
      WTF? In the context of this rape, exactly what did the rapist lose? Having consequences for violent actions is not really losing anything- because it was purposeful. Perhaps you meant ‘throwing away’ vs ‘losing’ something? Because gambling with raping someone and not getting caught without killing them is hardly like ‘losing’ anything. I’m going to guess, on the other hand, that the victim most certainly does feel like she lost something. Like her dignity, her humanity, and her privacy.

      I would also like to have a ‘family connection’ that’s more fulfilling than the one I have. It never occured to me that this was a free pass to abuse drugs and alcohol, or that raping someone might fill that void.

      The truth is that very few people had the perfect childhood.
      And very few people haven’t wanted a ‘connection’ they didn’t get at one time or another.
      A lot of kids are loving in hopes that it will be reciprocated, but it never is.
      I think all of these things qualify for ’sad’.

      Problem is, that most people do not rape other people because of their less than perfect childhoods or relationships.

      My definition of ’sad’ is that you think that this alleged rapist is a victim.

      c

    17. Miwist says:

      Hey Glorybug, Thanks for saying thanks! Whatcha doin’ tonight??

    18. Rhiannon says:

      Uhh… how did he know this girl well enough to requst her by name??

      • Know facts says:

        Because he was seeing her…and tried to break it off to go back to his X girlfriend she got pissed……they did have sex before he told her HE WAS GETTING BACK WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND………..KNOW YOUR FACTS

    19. sosad says:

      Only reason I said sad for everyone is because not only has he affected this young girls life in a negative way but everyone that knows him or is a relation of his has got to be hurting. He did it and should pay, I just feel for everyone that cared for him. Her family is hurting too.

    20. Cass says:

      Who are the 22 idiots who believe rape is okay?

    21. David_E_Howell-Oak_Park-MI says:

      Who names their daughter Rhiannon?

    22. Trust No 1 says:

      I live in Sumter…and have know this piece of shit for 6 years. His ex girlfriend is a good friend of mine, and she was constantly abused by this bastard. To make things worse…charges of exploitation of a minor were also added to the cavalcade of offenses he’s facing. this guy has been in prison before…and with any luck, our dumbass court system here in SC will finally lock his ass up and throw away the key. god willing…I’ll be there for a big fat “I told you so”. sweet revenge…

    23. Trust No 1 says:

      Oh…and so everyone knows…he used to date this girl. that’s how he knew to request her. she had broken it off…and I’m guessing he disagreed.

    24. Darkest Maiden says:

      Who the fuck voted no?!

      • Know facts says:

        you need to read the paper about this case…………..

        • NavyCop says:

          You need to provide links for further information. So far, all I’ve been able to dig up is a hung jury. He would have been cleared if she admitted to accepting payment. A hung jury leads to a mistrial, which does not lead to acquittal. So, Know facts, give us the facts, or links so we can see the facts for ourselves.

    25. peanut says:

      I know of the family and his brother who is a great guy, as for derrick he was never punished if he got in trouble his parents would go buy him a new ride. his dad was a cop then they owned a club lived in a nice home. the good son lee would get yelled at or grounded, derrick was able to slide and they rewarded his bad behavior with anything he wanted. I pray for the young lady, i pray for the neilsons but you reep what you sow and he has to pay.

    26. Know facts says:

      You need to To do your homework on this case…The facts are if you know anyone that lives in Sumter you would know that he was seeing this girl…….He was going to break it off with her and go back to his X Dumb ass girlfriend (which is a trouble making bitch) know your facts about this case before u JUDGE…..The girl got $65,000 for accusing
      This guy of rape………..

      • NavyCop says:

        $65,000 sound like a number you pulled outta your ass

        • Know facts says:

          I was in the court room when she admitted it …..her lawyer got 22,000 she received 43,000 know your facts

          • NavyCop says:

            Really. So was this just a big scam job? Did she tell him to call and request her? Did she find a way to make herself look disheveled and damaged so that people would believe her story? And who gave her the $65,000 to call rape? You want us to know the facts, so spill.

            • Jason says:

              NavyCop, I have a response awaiting approval that should clean this up. I’m fairly certain this is his mother. His case ended in a mistrial on a hung jury, after his defense submitted some of this garbage she’s parroting. This guy’s a real “gem” he was arrested drunk, in violation of his house arrest earlier this month and is still facing other charges including child porn connected with files found on his computer.

            • Jason says:

              Sorry, not his case, his last trial. His case will resume in May.

            • NavyCop says:

              Yeah, I just found a link detailing the more recent charges against him, as well. I have a hard time believing that the delivery girl was in cahoots with anyone to get Nielsen in trouble for shits and giggles. 18 year olds don’t have much imagination.

            • Know facts says:

              THIS IS NOT HIS MOTHER JASON…..I HAVE AN IDEA WHO U ARE….BUT I KNOW I AM A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY AND KNOW MORE THEN YOU THINK I DO

            • Jason says:

              Know Facts,

              You don’t know me. I’m interested in this case from its presentation on this site. I live in Raleigh, NC, can read court cases to my heart’s content, but am not an attorney or member of the court. I’ve contributed a few articles here, but my real profession is as a software developer, and on the side, I’ve been developing a program based off of some skip tracer program that aggregates criminal proceedings, public filings, news filings and police records for websites like this one. I plan on providing the software and its attached back end for free with attribution if it ever works–in other words, I’m currently working on a personal project that I intend making open source that tracks information on accused and convicted criminals as they follow the justice system.

              To test this application, I let it track people based off the information Max and other authors on this site submit in these articles. More than merely news alerts, it can aggregate as soon as court records are publicly available. In Derrick’s case, I knew within 10 days when the mistrial was filed, that the prosecution had filed a variety of motions, and that Derrick was being prosecuted for other crimes. I know facts about this case. You seem to know one side of the case, one very personal, very tailored by his defense, and devoid of any acceptance of guilt. Perhaps what you should really do in this case, is consider that Derrick’s case keeps getting worse, every time he breaks his house arrest. Perhaps you should consider that it will be admissible at the next trial. The defense’s case will be weaker.

          • Jason says:

            “Fant said the state Attorney General’s office is expected to prosecute Nielsen on other pending charges – five counts of criminal solicitation of a minor – in connection with alleged child pornography found on his computer after it was seized following his April 27, 2008, arrest. She also said she is looking at May to once again try Nielsen on charges of first degree criminal sexual conduct and kidnapping, which carry a combined 60 years in prison.”

            http://www.theitem.com/news/article_deab4d36-91c8-5623-a39b-bb34022b0ca4.html

            Despite what you may believe, some people on this site are watching this case very closely. They know your son has violated his house arrest, they know he’s been charged with other crimes, and they’re waiting for the next case to see if that little song and dance his defense attorney pulled will fall apart under the next prosecution.

    27. Tigress says:

      Know Facts – Would the “facts” you know be he line of crap this deviant feeds you?
      Jason – Thank you.
      All – The truth will come out and eventually this delinquent will go to prison and eventually will have to answer to God. I’m confident in this.

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