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On the 8th of October, 2003, Vice Principal Kerry Wilson was visited by the school snitch, a guy named “Jordan.” Jordan walked into Kerry Wilson’s office and handed over a white pill, telling the Vice Principal that a girl named Marissa had given it to him and that a bunch of other kids were going to be taking these pills during lunch to get high.

Vice Principal Kerry Wilson jumped into action, first having the pill identified as a 400-mg Ibuprofen by the school nurse, and then going to Marissa’s classroom and telling her to gather her belongings and come with him…to the office!

Due to several factors beyond our control, posting has slowed down somewhat. Here’s some stories we found that were particularly interesting. We look forward to resuming our regularly scheduled broadcast.

Prison riot leads to two deaths – one child molester named Michael Gibbon was killed by other inmates and another inmate was killed when he overdosed on medications taken from the prison infirmary.

Read more about the riot

48-year-old Arlis May Guyer has been charged with unlawful sexual conduct with a minor after it came to the attention of authorities that she had been having sex with a 14-year-old boy.

Read more about the monster in this boy’s bed

First grader brings several loaded weapons to school. Motivation unknown, other than show-and-tell would probably have been very interesting that day.

Joshua Mauldin, who has been previously featured on People You’ll See In Hell, was sentenced on the 26th of March, 2008 to 25 years in prison. Joshua will also have to pay a $10,000 fine.

Hefty fine for microwaving your own baby.

The baby’s mother, Eva Mauldin, has decided to get out of Dodge and relinquish her parental rights to the child. For some reason, Joshua Mauldin has decided to try to keep his parental rights intact.

According to Sam Cammack III, Joshua Mauldin’s lawyer:

He loves his baby. He wants to be part of Ana’s life.

From reporter’s perspectives, it was impossible to ascertain whether or not Sam Cammack III was crossing his fingers at the time he made the statement.