When you’re 18, you really have most of your whole life in front of you. The world is out there, waiting for you to make a difference.

If you put your best foot forward, you can go far. There’s a lot of opportunity out there for those of you with drive and ambition.

18-year-old Joshua James Cannon was arrested and convicted of sexually molesting a 5-year-old child a few years back, and since then he hasn’t exactly been putting his best foot forward.

Just after midnight on the morning of the 16th of May, 2008, Joshua Cannon found himself on the doorstep of a 63-year-old woman, a grandmother, who was home alone.

I don’t even know what to say about this one.

Try Sienghym, a mechanic in Cambodia, apparently watched one too many Looney Tunes cartoons in his day.

Try Sienghym’s son, 5-year-old Sok Sambo, was in the shop with his dear ol’ dad, playing and doing whatever 5-year-old’s do. A great father/son bonding place, car repair shops are.

I suppose playtime got a little rough.

At some point, Try Sienghym grabbed his son, pulled down his pants, inserted an air hose designed to fill car tires into his son’s anus and turned the air pressure up.

In a manner oddly similar to a cartoon, Sok Sambo’s belly blew up to maximum capacity. Interestingly, Try Sienghym had forced the air all the way past the rectum, past the colon, past the large and small intestines, into the kid’s stomach.

33-year-old Angela Gordon is the woman in full Muslim regalia that you see over there to the left, helping herself to some food.

Angela Gordon is a Jamaican-born mother of 6 who really got into the whole Islam thing about two years ago. Angela apparently decided that since she was in England she might as well do what everyone else is doing and seriously convert to Islam. Angela Gordon went all the way with the Muslim thing, wearing the clothes, eating the food, saying the prayers. She was happy with her new religion.

Her kids…not so much.

Despite going to Grove School in Handsworth, a multicultural school with a large Muslim contingent, Angela Gordon’s kids, especially 7-year-old Khyra Ishaq, didn’t really like being made to wear Islamic garb – especially the head wear – to school every day. It’s not like you can blame them, really.

This charming face belongs to that of 21-year-old Heaven Kristina Smith, who usually just goes by Heaven Smith. Heaven Smith is a sailor in the United States Navy, a ship’s serviceman.

Heaven Smith…is…well.

Really.

How do you…

OK.

Heaven Smith, up until the 8th of April, 2008 was the mother of twin girls. These twin girls, who were both 10 months old in April of 2008, were named Miracle Smith and Heaven Smith.

This is 21-year-old Corey Alan Bryant. Corey Bryant is Heaven Smith’s baby’s daddy twice over. Corey Bryant is also in the Navy, serving as a radar man on a guided missile cruiser, the USS Monterrey.

This is 51-year-old Hae Sook Roh, who owned and ran a t-shirt shop called Shirt 6 in Gardena, California for the last five years or so.

A mother of two, Hae Sook Roh is dead now, after being shot, killed and robbed on the 19th of May, 2008 by two masked men who got away with…

$10.

Ok thieves, robbers, etc – I get it.

You want fast, easy money and you don’t want to work for it. You’d rather live like a parasite, stealing from those who do work and want to better themselves.

People running their own small business like 51-year-old Hae Sook Roh have enough to worry about without people coming into their store with guns to rob and shoot them.

We have to admit, we’re a bit flummoxed about the situation involving 20-year-old Jeremiah Raymond Berry and his 42-year-old father, Jack Berry.

They both did things which, in other circumstances, would allow People You’ll See In Hell to put their name up in lights, detail their crimes and allow our readers to vote on whether or not they’re Hell-bound.

But when Jeremiah Berry, who did some admittedly grisly things to Jack Berry, was actually a victim of his father’s lust…

We’ll let you decide.

Matthew E. Puhl, web developer extraordinaire, has written to People You’ll See In Hell yet again. Apparently upset that we revealed his request for our removal of Brenda Thiel’s story from People You’ll See In Hell, Matthew Puhl (which, I hear, is Eskimo for “Bitch”) has again graced us with his thoughtful voice.

Hello,

I see you posted the email I had sent you on your website, including my business name and email address. I’m writing to request that at the very least you remove the business name and email address from your webpage. Interactive Web Design is my business; I started almost five years ago with just one client and have worked very hard to build it into a career with a diverse clientele.

Hey, do you remember Mark Goudeau, the serial killer who was found guilty of raping and killing those women in Maricopa County?

Well, it looks like Mark Goudeau and 38-year-old Trent Christopher Benson, pictured here to the left with a delicious cup of coffee in a decorative Warner Brothers mug, had something else in common other than the county that they lived in.

They both liked to kill and rape.

And really, who doesn’t? Come on, you know you want to live the life of a viking.

Trent Christopher Benson recently went into business with his brother Andrew, opening an ice cream, shaved ice and water store called “Water-N-Ice,” which is a decidedly non-viking-like occupation but obviously worked for him better than selling cars, which he did for some time.