Anthony Merino Pleads Guilty To Desecration of Human Remains
Hey, do you remember that Anthony Merino guy?
Anthony Merino was that lab tech that was caught in the act by a security guard who came across Mr. Merino having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman in a hospital morgue.
Well, he’s cut a deal with the prosecutors and pled guilty to desecration of human remains.
While Anthony Merino faces a possible seven year prison sentence, due to the plea bargain he’ll probably just be placed on probation.
As a condition of his plea bargain, Anthony Merino has agreed to be psychologically evaluated and will never again be allowed to work with hot, sexy, dead grandmothers – or any other dead people for that matter.
Anthony Merino will still be allowed to take pictures of himself without a shirt with camera phones, so all you ladies out there can breathe a sigh of relief.
Oh yeah, baby.
You just can’t get enough can you?
You know you want some of that necrophiliac football bodybuilder action.
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Oh, but why did Tony Merino do such a thing?
Merino loved to “play” with corpses because they’d never argue. The corpses would never reject him.
Hell, there were so many advantages.
Merino loved to manipulate the corpses in such a manner that he’d believe the corpses were imbued with life. He’d talk to them, sing to them, and hold them externally; flexing their limbs allowing them to be positioned in a variety of positions for display and for sexual acts.
Some of the heftier corpses he’d position them and take them down with a football tackle. They would never complain about the pain of the thumping he gave them.
Among the congregation of dead stiffs, Merino was in charge. The spotlight was on him and all the dead stiffs wanted him. He promised that each cold, dead beaver would get a taste of his manliness.
Here’s a possible script from the TV movie:
John Boy: “Hey Tony, let’s put the bodies on defrost and have an orgy.”
Tony: “Yeah man, but we gotta make it quick before they start to decay.”
And the biggest advantage: none of those dead bitches could tell anyone what a bad lay he is!
OMGoodness, that was gross ( but funny)
lol
are you serious? that’s crazy. what happened to good ol apples?
am i the only one who thinks that’s not that bad an idea? having a skull as a bong is cool?
ok, so i’d take a fake one and be just as happy, but that guy probably just didn’t have the money to buy one and found this to be a suitable alternative.
I’m about to bong your skull!
why is it ok for guys to take pictures with their shirts off but not women?
admin – Go right ahead. Nobody’s stopping you.
Hey, good question!\
It’s OK with me!
Brittany- I agree.
And then I’d like to know why certain people can’t be forced to take stupid-ass camera pictures of themselves with paper bags over their heads. And their bodies.
This puts a whole ‘nother spin on GGILFs. (great-grandmothers I’d like to fuck).. oh, wait- add a ‘D’ in there. For ‘dead’.
This guy is so many shades of sick I don’t even know what to say.
I’ve had more than a couple of partners who weren’t so keen on me hopping into bed with cold hands/feet. I’m guessing that the warmer parts of me helped them get over that little problem.
Maybe his little parole should have included a clause that he stay away from blocks of ice as well? He has to stay away from morgues? Will soon before he ends up killing someone so that he can enjoy his cold popsicle sex sans the whole pesky morgue thing?
Sick, MF.
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Most necrophiliacs, I’m told, are actually pretty harmless at least as far as the living are concerned. There are exceptions though. Ed Gein comes to mind. When he ran out of corpses he created his own.
GGGGDGILF = great-great-great-great-dead grandmothers I’d like to fuck
EEWwwwww
Ok, he’s hot…WHY would he have to have sex with a dead person? and an old one at that?!? LOL this shit just cracks me smoothe the hell up. LMAO
not sure why he picked a dead person, but he apparently wanted an older lady because she had more experience…..
Well, hey, I’m older and I DAMN sure ain’t dead!! LMAO He was just looking in the wrong damn place. hahahhahah. What a maroon.
IF dead people are frozen cold, wouldn’t his log freeze if he tried to put it inside?
this guy will do anything because he is tired of doing himself and posting it (check the pic w/o shirt… bathroom, hand lotion, the works… you know it) and grams was the (silent) available portal. i do no doubt he had that cameraphone out and was taking pictures, because, you know, any dude that spends all their nickels on nair is going to take pictures.
don’t be surprised that he has made love to animals… they can’t talk back, or report him, either.
you know this guy will put it into anything. believe it.
i think people that post out of topic posts should be sent to hell
I wonder if that sexy dead gramma smell is what really got him off?
How truly sad that this nice looking guy would do such a sick thing. I hope for his sake that he gets the help that he so obviously needs.
Motherof4,
You got me thinking about how we can save Tony. I have an idea. You know how they make chewing gum for habitual smokers? Well, let’s make a chewing gum for Tony.
We’ll make it out of road kill and offer a variety of flavors and strengths. All of the flavors would be laced with the stench and taste of road kill to appease Tony’s fetish. Better he chew our road kill gum than rape another corpse. What do you say?
Tony, we’re looking out for you man.
I have a BETTER idea: let’s hook him and my sister Margaret up! She’s a cold ass witch who will drive him totally insane, just like she did her other 2 husbands. MF’ers deserve each other!
But then we’d have to kill Margaret and Tony gets laid. What good does that do any of us?
We could hook her up with my cousin, Billy,………….. shit- what happens if they have babies?
Crap – maybe we should go with Tony.
I wanna hook him and my sister up; I hate her.
I’m telling ya… Those tight pants do something to the brain… All that ass swatting… Tight pants… Bending over in front of other guys… Showering together…
Is it true the football teams use powdered soap because it takes longer to pick up?
Hahahah…..I just had a mental image of that HUGE black dude singing in the shower in that Adam Sandler movie…the Chuck and Larry one.
u r too much…love the sense of humour though…lol
Looks like he’s on ‘roids… I hear that kinda shrinks a guy after a while. Maybe enough for a little too much rejection from the live ones don’tchaknow?
As I bounce from story to story here in hell, it surprises me how I can go from being completely enraged about someones actions to laughing at comments so hard that my eyes water.
There are just too many jokes for this one. Bravo you guys!
BTW dude is a sick fuck.
“Aequitas per populas” – Ghost
I know what you mean, I found this website week before last and I am on here everyday and there are things that piss me off and ready to kick ass and then I read a comment and I laugh.
Most of them on here are so frickng funny.
I only know one langauage so what does Aequitas per populas mean?
I am not gay or anything but he looks like a good looking guy. I would think he would have no problems getting a woman to screw him.. especially nowadays with women so easy. I do not know though … guess the younger corpses turned him down
WHAT A MENTAL CASE
Yes, Anthony did commit this crime….and yes, it was an awful thing to do….but for you people to JOKE about it? what is wrong with you?
Anthony confessed his crime like a man…..he served his time….and he is now a free man under the law…
what he did is obviously caused by a medical/mental problem….he probably felt an uncontrollable urge to do what he did…..do not judge another person until you have walked in their shoes, OK? he KNOWS what he did was wrong and he could not help it…..he deserves compassion and forgiveness, as he gets the help he needs….
please cut the stupid jokes and realize there are alot of people you are hurting here, not just Anthony……he has a loving family and I am sure the victim does as well….if you can’t cut Anthony some slack, how about you think of the innocent?
thank you,
Johnny
I’m wanderin if Anthony was cut? I mean, if the corpse was Jewish then she might have a problem with fornicatin with a cut penis…. Hmmm… I
What a mature answer thatswas such strech it wasn’t even funny.
Johnny, in subsequent posts I referred to you as “Larry”, for some unknown reason. I apologize lol. If ever there was a need for an edit button…
So i haveto fuck a corpse before i can understand his motives???? Oh, no. I dont think so pal. I dont need to walk in those shoes to know what he did was sick, perverted, tacky and just pain nasty!!!
Larry, it is people like you that make this world move forward. I see that you are one special man. A man who does not look to judge, but looks to understand.
It is easy for people to joke about this. It doesn’t take any effort or compassion to make cruel jokes and comments. Nor does it take character, either.
It does take character and compassion and understanding to see past the surface and delve into the underlying reasons as to why it happened. Like Larry said, does anybody really think Tony would this if he had self-control. This is the product of inexplicable urges that have an origin somewhere in this man’s life.
Unless you people have been with this man every step of his life, you have no right to judge and dismiss him so easily. Again, it takes a lot more character to take the high road….
Larry, I appreciate people like you. People like you are important in each of our lives, even those posting above.
We all have out times of need and times where we could be abandoned. If not for people like you, they might not carry on and choose the quick way out, so as to save themselves from further pain.
Anthony is lucky, BLESSED, to have someone like you. Going online and sticking up for him in steep uphill battles. Knowing it is going to be one against many. If not for you, who else would be doing this for Tony? You are a true friend. When the chips came down for Anthony, you didn’t desert him, you stepped up. Criticism be damned.
I would be honored to have a friend like you. You are the guy I would want to be with in the trenches. I cannot say that for anyone else one this board.
Your support of Anthony is so important at this moment. It is people like you who will make him feel that he is still a human being, with feelings. Stay in contact with him, invite him over for dinner, watch the game, whatever. Just you and him, if possible. Big gatherings might be hard at this point. But a one-on-one visit where he can enjoy being himself and enjoy things like watching football and talking shop. That will make him feel alright again.
You don’t have to go out your way to be overly-kind. He would probably sense it and misconstrue it as an act of pity. He does not need that, nor would he want it. Just treat him like a normal human being. I think more than anything, that’s what he wants.
I don’t know how many friends he has like you. I would really encourage you to visit him often or vice-versa and do things like normal people. He is weathering some very tough times right now and thinking many, many things. It is only through people like you that can push him on and make him hopeful.
This approach has to be consistent, and not one relegated every month or two or whatever. Constant support, week by week, is what he needs until he gets better. The worse thing to do is leave him alone for too long. It will be a sacrifice on your part, as you have your own things in life, but you know what, it is for a greater cause. And I know it is something you would really want to do, anyways.
Your support here on these forums and out there in the world is such a selfless act that is commendable and applaudable. Tony might not even know even the half of what you’re doing, but your good deed are not unnoticed and not in vain. You are spreading a message for Anthony that may impact and influence many others, and win Tony that much more support.
I know it’s hard to be the one doing all this, a lot of work typing, and enduring frustration. But the end result of all your positivity and hard work may pay off in the most important of ways:
You may well have helped saved Tony Merino’s life.
I would say, then, all of this is worth it.
Keep representin’ for your boy. If ever shit went down for me, I would feel so honored and so thankful that someone was out there battling for me. Going solo non-stop against the negative avalanche of hate that takes balls and convictions to do…all for my behalf. True friendship like that, whatever the case may be against you, is something that can be so important and special for a person struggling in society. Knowing that there is someone batting out there for me, the ones who truly know and understand me ,it makes things a lot better. Usually these are good people themselves.
It’s times like these when you know who your REAL friends are. And in the end, you’re going to find out you don’t need to many of them in this life.
Tony is a very lucky man, indeed, to have someone like you in his life. You might well have saved his…
Tell him I said “Hi. From California. There are those who support you and have your back, too. You are a normal person like anyone else, with a life.” Find the help you need and get to the source of the problem and exorcise it right there.
You are no better than anyone esle…no else is beter than yo…
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT1
Mr. Wizard, as I read your reply to Larry, I kept waiting for the punchline, when suddenly it occurred to me, “Oh shit, this guy is serious!” You see, the rerason you fooled me sor so long is that you’re were half right. If Anthony Merino had been my friend when he was arrested for – well…..oh hell, let’s be blunt, shall we – fucking a dead person, I would have stood by my friend too. Otherwise, I’m a pretty lousy friend, throwing everything away at the first rough patch.
However, and this is where your argument spirals into nonsense Mr. Wiz, when Anthony Merino, an adult of average intelligence, made the decision to sex it up with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman in a hospital morgue, he knew the consequences involved if he got caught. This board is one of those consequences. Tony just made a jackass out of himself in front of the whole world, and the price for that is strangers get to make fun of you. And the truth is the comments here are made for our amusement. Most of the people who make jokes about Anthony don’t expect he’ll ever see them. You say we have no character, that we are cruel, that we lack compassion. Well, a lot of these people are MY friends, and I know from their reactions to the serious stories on this blog that they have compassion and character in abundance, and Jag-offs like Anthony break the tension of commenting about rapists, babykillers and pedophiles.
And one thing bothers me about you Mr. Wiz. Why are you so concerned about Anthony’s wellbeing, and why do you seem to know so much more about necrophilia than the average bear? Johnny is obviously a friend of the family, or maybe Tony’s personal friend, but I think perhaps your interest in this case goes beyaond normal human nature. You’re a little bit too weird for my tastes Mr. Wiz. Let me ask you something, when you have sex with a real live girl, do you ask her to take a bath in ice water 1st? Do you like your women to move as little as possible?
Hmmmmm, curiouser and curiouser.
See, you’re just like the other people on this post that Larry has to defend himself against. I’m gonna back him up against all you fools. You know I shouldn’t even respond to your insipid comments. I’m a 35-year old grad student who has studied a lot of topics. For me to know the basics of necrophilia does not make something out to be more than what it is. Call me educated.
I am concerned when I see people in tough situations. It’s called empathy. You know when you read about something happening somewhere around the world and you feel bad and try understand the causes. I do not have to know Anthony.
At the same time I’m not going to dismiss him right away like all you all do and make fun of him. Just like you might see a woman who has a reputation that you would immediately call a hoe and make fun of. But a woman who might have been sexually abused over and over again as a helpless child.
You see it takes time to think and ask why and analyze. Apparently you don’t understand. And your last paragraph is so ridiculous that shows me that you are oblivious to such things.
I’m a little too weird, huh? Well you’re a little bit too much of an asshole for my taste.
When your time comes, and everyones making fun of you, for whatever it is, you’re gonna want people like Larry and myself standing up for you. Not us literally, but people like us.
And if all these people on this post all are your friends, then that makes perfect sense. You all deserve each other.
I’m very happy to call these people my friends, because they have one thing pseudointellectual jackasses like you never have, A fucking sense of humor.That’s why you don’t get my last paragraph. You see, when you insult the people on this board, and flaunt your so-called intelligence, it just like painting a big fat bullseye on your back. Now myself, while I feel strong compassion for the victims of the perpetrators we write about, don’t usually waste my time worrying about if the feelings of some twisted necrophiliac get hurt. I have to wonder why that would that even come to anyone’s mind, with all the TRUE victims on this blog.
One thing I am is fiercely loyal to my friends, and it was that loyalty that prompted me to respond to your original comment. Now it’s just because I don’t like you. You probably thought you could “educate” all us peons and members of the ‘great unwashed’, but I have to tell you that you underestimated this group. But you’ll find that out for yourself…..
Mr. Wizard,
You’re obviously not understanding this. It’s not like it’s an accusation here. He was CAUGHT by a security guard. Now imagine yourself in the family’s shoes. What if it your YOUR grandmother? Different then huh? Then I can almost guarantee you wouldn’t defend him as hastily would you? The joking we may do against him is nothing compared to the pain this prick has caused.
I stand by my words.
you’ll see that mines and Larry’s were all positive, yours were all negative.
Max- the reason I said educated is because you were wondering how could know so much about necrophilia and in the same vein implying that I was a necrophiliac in the process. All I said is that I am a grad school student so it is not out of reason to know of such things. Don’t put that shit on me. I didn’t go anywhere near where you did.
Tito- There was a family of 5 in me hometown who was killed. The son of the mother that was killed, the muderer’s mother-in-law, asked not for the death penatly, but forgiveness instead and a life sentence.
Yes I would reach out to this young man…
Fine, I guess it’s okay to fuck dead people – Mr. Wizard says so. Whatever 2 consenting adults want.
Who am I to judge.
Did I say it was fine you moronic word-twisting fuck? Highlight the sentence where I said that. I said we should have comapassion and understanding in this earth.
It’s not like I’m not defending the Manson clan or Ted Bundy or anything.
I have empathy, compassion and understanding…for the family who’s last memories of their wife, mother, sister, grandmother ( the victim would have been all those things ) are of her remains being defiled and her dignity stripped by some young jock who cant control his urges.
They say that pedophiles cannot control their urges either. Should i invite one of them over to watch the footy and shoot the breeze as a sign of my support? I dont think so.
Maybe he couldnt control his ‘urges’, but thats his problem. You ever hear the saying that we reap what we sow? The publics reaction to this is something he brought on himself. There are consequence for every action, he is reaping what he has sown.
Who… Who in the hell is Larry? I keep scrolling and re-scrolling, and I have not found one single comment by anyone named Larry. Who are you talking to Wiz? Johnny?
Regardless- not many folks on here are screaming that we should lock this guy up for life to protect a generation of future corpses, are they? No one is even really spewing any actual HATRED for this guy, there have just been some jokes made. By people who posess a sense of humor. When people commit crimes, they open themselves up to a world of scrutiny, and that is no one’s fault but their own. Also, when it comes to necrophilia… You are forgetting that some people will just stick their dicks in anything that happens to be laying around. Ask any paramedic. They wil have a story or two for you. It is perfectly possible that Anthony committed this crime because he wanted to get off a good one and there was no one around to stop him.
Yes I meant, Johnny, my bad. I’m sorry Johnny lol.
It is easy to joke and criticize and humiliate. It is harder to take the high road and understand.
I’m just saying one shouldn’t take things at surface value. The day will come when you’ll have to stick up for a friend or family member who everyone else is lambasting.
Stick up for a family member, sure. But when it’s something this heinous? There comes a point where common sense has to take over and you eventually have to say “As much as I might care for you, you did this to yourself, and I can’t help you anymore.”
Exactly what I was thinking, Tito. I could not just blindly support someone, especially after something like this, just because they happen to be related to me.
Wiz, I understand what you are saying. Being there for a person you care about is important… On that note, however- it isn’t okay to act like what ever offense they commited should just be let go. Although you are trying to understand what your friend has done- you have to understand that when people do bad things, others are going to joke, criticize, sometimes even make humiliating comments. People aren’t just going to say “It’s okay that _____ did ______. He has family and friends sticking up for him. We will no longer comment on his atrocities.” If you want to see family sticking up for their own, see the Michael Gagnon post. That was repulsive. Sometimes you just have to accept that someone you love did something awful, and people aren’t okay with that. To keep from being offended by other people’s opinions, the family/friends should certianly not come to a website called “People You’ll See In Hell” to read up on said opinions. It’s fairly easy to see what the general opinion is gonna be just from the name of the site.
TOny went to the judge and admitted his crime like a man. 9ª% of people caught in crimes would not do such a thing, especially something like this. Our presence is to let others know that there are people who care, and that there is another side to this. The thing is we accept it, as HE has accepted it, now we’re trying to move on. People should respect that. Not make cruel jokes about it ala
The Danger Zone, after Johnny’s response.
Sometimes it takes more character NOT to say something that to say something that take the mind of a 2-year could come up with.
You seem to be the only decent person on here, though, Diana. Thanks for your understanding.
Mr. Wizard:
Sweetie, i haven’t read the full case file but as a Forensic Sci/Criminal Justice Major to your Grad Student ( and so much younger and presumably hotter I might add ;D), I have to say that it was kind of a “no brainer” for him to man up, as you put it.
Let’s put this delicately: When you have sex with someone,consensual or not,there is a certain exchange of forensic information. Which is to say, skin cells, fibers and *cough* fluid. I’m pretty sure that witness information in conjunction with any other physical evidence would have quickly put shame to any denials of the accusations. Him pleading “not guilty” would have gotten him a stiffer sentence than whatever was levied.
What this gentleman did was sick, and hurtful to the family of the deceased. We all get that. Is it hellworthy? Probably not, the guy obviously is sick. I’m sure he is getting the help he needs, and that most of his friends are sticking by his side. Is it funny?
Yeah, it is. Have a chill pill.
And that’s where you misjudge me Mr. Wizard. I would lay down my life for my family or my good friend.If he got himself into a jam not of his own making, I would defend him to the end. But if he pulled a stunt like Anthony Marino, I’d be hid friend, I’d visit him in jail, I try to get him help for his problem, I’d even protect him if some clown tried to physically attack him. But you would never catch me in public like Johnny whining and telling people to stop picking on tony, or getting on a Blog like you have and trying to convince people like us why we’re so rotten for making fun of him. Tony made his bed, and he now has to lie in it. Like I said before, if you decide you’d like to sex up some 93-year-old dead lady, and you get caught in mid-hump, the consequences are public humiliation, embarrassment, and folks like us making fun of you until we’re tired of doing it. That the reality of the situation, and all your Pollyanna-ish reasoning can’t change it. So you, Johnny, and Anthony should man-up, shut up, grow up, and wait for everything quiet down..
“So you, Johnny, and Anthony should man-up, shut up, grow up, and wait for everything quiet down..”
How ’bout ya’ll do the same?
And everything will be alright.
*sigh* You’re just not getting the point, are you, Mr. Wiz? It’s comes close and then whoosh! It sails right over your head. We’re all fine, just acting as regular people do – Now can you and your friends say the same? honestly? alright, except for your stubbornness and tendensee to blow things out of proportion, you’re sort of OK. But the other two – No freeking way.
It’s easy to ‘man up’ after you’ve been caught. It’s easy to say “Yeah, I did it, my bad. Sorry, I won’t do it again, I promise” – Well, Mr. Wizard, Tony, and Johnny, it shouldn’t have happened in the first place. A real man doesn’t do something he knows damn well he shouldn’t do. And, try as I might, I cannot, on any level, justify what Tony Merino did.
Why should I have compassion for him? He put himself in the position he’s in – he made himself out to be the loser, the object of derision. – Tony Merino is wholly responsible for his actions and the consequences. I have no compassion for him. Mr. Wizard and Johnny have joined Tony – I have nothing but disgust for those two now.
I tried to call Johnny out to play, but he wouldn’t come. We got Mr. Wizard in his place – oh well, there’s an awful lot of sick people in the world.
I do have compassion for the family of the deceased. Tony raped someone that they love – he took someone they love and treated her like an object – he had no regard or compassion for their feelings. Yet Mr. Wizard and Johnny want me to have compassion and to empathize with Tony Merino. No rational, sane person could possibly empathize with Merino.
So – Mr. Wizard – do tell me a bit more about yourself. You empathize and identify with necrophiliacs – living vicariously? Or do you identify with the weak, pathetic, and obviously narcissistic Tony Merino – you do strike me as a bit of a narcissist. Being the grad student that you are, I’m sure you understand how I may have come to that conclusion.
But we both know that behind your little facade – the wise, kind, understanding 35 year old grad student – you, too, are as weak and pathetic as Tony Merino.
Do you still live with your mommy? I can see a 35 year old grad student living with mommy. But I don’t believe you are a grad student. I think you fancy yourself to be an intellectual, but you and I know the truth. And I think Mommy fits in quite nicely with that truth.
Are you waiting for Mommy to die? So you can come upstairs, out of the basement, and fuck Mommy?
Fuck Mommy good, Mr. Wizard – because that’s the only piece of ass a piece of shit like you will ever get. Fuck her real good, then put her upstairs in her rocker so she can see out the window – she’ll keep your secret. And she’ll never let anything bad happen to her little Mr. Wizard.
OMG LMFAO!!!!!
oh get over it wizard,cats right in every thing she has said.Your a poor sport ,my mother passed 2 years ago and i hope and pray a tony wasn’t taking care of her.So bugger off WIZARD leave cat alone, it’s the first time I was having a good laugh in two years.you asshole that is what this sight is for FUN!!!!!!!!GET IT.SHUT UP
My god, how come I never came across anything this nuts when I worked security??!! =(
What a freak!