Hey, do you remember that Anthony Merino guy?
Anthony Merino was that lab tech that was caught in the act by a security guard who came across Mr. Merino having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman in a hospital morgue.
Well, he’s cut a deal with the prosecutors and pled guilty to desecration of human remains.
While Anthony Merino faces a possible seven year prison sentence, due to the plea bargain he’ll probably just be placed on probation.
As a condition of his plea bargain, Anthony Merino has agreed to be psychologically evaluated and will never again be allowed to work with hot, sexy, dead grandmothers - or any other dead people for that matter.
Anthony Merino will still be allowed to take pictures of himself without a shirt with camera phones, so all you ladies out there can breathe a sigh of relief.
Oh yeah, baby.
You just can’t get enough can you?
You know you want some of that necrophiliac football bodybuilder action.
Oh, but why did Tony Merino do such a thing?
Merino loved to “play” with corpses because they’d never argue. The corpses would never reject him.
Hell, there were so many advantages.
Merino loved to manipulate the corpses in such a manner that he’d believe the corpses were imbued with life. He’d talk to them, sing to them, and hold them externally; flexing their limbs allowing them to be positioned in a variety of positions for display and for sexual acts.
Some of the heftier corpses he’d position them and take them down with a football tackle. They would never complain about the pain of the thumping he gave them.
Among the congregation of dead stiffs, Merino was in charge. The spotlight was on him and all the dead stiffs wanted him. He promised that each cold, dead beaver would get a taste of his manliness.
Here’s a possible script from the TV movie:
John Boy: “Hey Tony, let’s put the bodies on defrost and have an orgy.”
Tony: “Yeah man, but we gotta make it quick before they start to decay.”
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are you serious? that’s crazy. what happened to good ol apples?
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DualDenz reply on May 16, 2008:
am i the only one who thinks that’s not that bad an idea? having a skull as a bong is cool?
ok, so i’d take a fake one and be just as happy, but that guy probably just didn’t have the money to buy one and found this to be a suitable alternative.
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why is it ok for guys to take pictures with their shirts off but not women?
admin - Go right ahead. Nobody’s stopping you.
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Trace reply on May 15, 2008:
Hey, good question!\
It’s OK with me!
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Brittany- I agree.
And then I’d like to know why certain people can’t be forced to take stupid-ass camera pictures of themselves with paper bags over their heads. And their bodies.
This puts a whole ‘nother spin on GGILFs. (great-grandmothers I’d like to fuck).. oh, wait- add a ‘D’ in there. For ‘dead’.
This guy is so many shades of sick I don’t even know what to say.
I’ve had more than a couple of partners who weren’t so keen on me hopping into bed with cold hands/feet. I’m guessing that the warmer parts of me helped them get over that little problem.
Maybe his little parole should have included a clause that he stay away from blocks of ice as well? He has to stay away from morgues? Will soon before he ends up killing someone so that he can enjoy his cold popsicle sex sans the whole pesky morgue thing?
Sick, MF.
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Meaghan reply on May 16, 2008:
Most necrophiliacs, I’m told, are actually pretty harmless at least as far as the living are concerned. There are exceptions though. Ed Gein comes to mind. When he ran out of corpses he created his own.
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Ok, he’s hot…WHY would he have to have sex with a dead person? and an old one at that?!? LOL this shit just cracks me smoothe the hell up. LMAO
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SpaceElvis reply on May 15, 2008:
not sure why he picked a dead person, but he apparently wanted an older lady because she had more experience…..
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Kim reply on May 16, 2008:
Well, hey, I’m older and I DAMN sure ain’t dead!! LMAO He was just looking in the wrong damn place. hahahhahah. What a maroon.
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this guy will do anything because he is tired of doing himself and posting it (check the pic w/o shirt… bathroom, hand lotion, the works… you know it) and grams was the (silent) available portal. i do no doubt he had that cameraphone out and was taking pictures, because, you know, any dude that spends all their nickels on nair is going to take pictures.
don’t be surprised that he has made love to animals… they can’t talk back, or report him, either.
you know this guy will put it into anything. believe it.
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i think people that post out of topic posts should be sent to hell
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I wonder if that sexy dead gramma smell is what really got him off?
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How truly sad that this nice looking guy would do such a sick thing. I hope for his sake that he gets the help that he so obviously needs.
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TurtleMania reply on May 20, 2008:
Motherof4,
You got me thinking about how we can save Tony. I have an idea. You know how they make chewing gum for habitual smokers? Well, let’s make a chewing gum for Tony.
We’ll make it out of road kill and offer a variety of flavors and strengths. All of the flavors would be laced with the stench and taste of road kill to appease Tony’s fetish. Better he chew our road kill gum than rape another corpse. What do you say?
Tony, we’re looking out for you man.
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