This fine gentleman here is 63-year-old Obie Robinson.
Doesn’t he look sad?
Obie Robinson is a grandfather.
Like most grandfathers, Obie Robinson will do just about anything for his grandchildren.
On the 13th of May, 2008, Obie Robinson got a call from his 19-year-old granddaughter. She needed a ride to visit her boyfriend, who lived a few towns over.
Good ol’ Obie Robinson told the dear girl that he’d be right over to pick her up.
Now, we’re not entirely sure how the drive over to Obie Robinson’s granddaughter’s boyfriend’s house went. We suspect that that the ride was a little quiet, possibly because Obie Robinson had been sexually molesting his granddaughter since she was 7 or 8. Sexual molestation tends to put a damper on most conversation between the involved parties.
Here’s a possible script from the TV movie:
Sexually Deviant Grandfather: “So how’s the weather?”
Molested granddaughter: “You’re my grandfather. You touched my vagina. Don’t talk to me.”
Well, the ride came to an end with Obie Robinson dropping his granddaughter off at her destination, but not without a parting comment that if he had to come back for her she would have to do a little something for him.
Yeah.
Nice comment pops. Way to really kill that romantic afternoon with the boyfriend.
Well, the girl’s day with her boyfriend eventually came to an end and, having nobody else to call to come pick her up, Obie Robinson’s granddaughter was forced to call….Obie Robinson.
Oh goody. That’s just great.
Obie Robinson showed up a little bit before 9:30 at night to pick up his granddaughter. He did not, of course, drive her directly home. No, Obie Robinson took a little pit stop.
He drove his granddaughter to an isolated road next to a church graveyard and parked.
Then Obie Robinson turned to his granddaughter and asked her if she wanted to have sex.
Being the sensible young woman that she was, she declined the offer and told her grandfather that she just wanted him to take her home.
In response, Obie Robinson got out of his car, walked over to the passenger side door, opened it, took his granddaughter by the arm and dragged her out of the car. Pushing his descendant so that she faced the car with her arms against it, Obie Robinson told her that he was “going to do it anyway,” before he pulled his pants down and raped her.
Once Obie Robinson finished, he pulled his pants back up and got back into the car. His granddaughter, not wanting to be stranded on the side of the road, got back into the car with her rapist, child molesting grandfather.
While the initial ride over to her boyfriend’s house was probably pretty quiet, the ride back to Obie Robinson’s granddaughter’s house was undoubtedly rather uncomfortable. Obie Robinson was nice enough to break the silence and tell his granddaughter that “he needed her help to stop.”
Fair enough.
Obie Robinson dropped his granddaughter off where she was staying, where she promptly told a relative what had happened. The relative called the police, who love to help people stop raping their granddaughters.
The police talked for a while with Obie and asked him what happened in the car. Obie told the nice officers that yeah, he touched the girl, but that she wanted to do it. No, he said, he didn’t have sex with her.
Obie Robinson was arrested and charged with domestic sexual battery.
Interestingly, in 2006, Obie was investigated for molesting this girl. Obie denied that it ever happened at the time, but the allegation was strong enough for officials to open an investigation. After communication delays, including a phone contact number for the victim going out of service, officers finally contacted the victim again - and she decided that she didn’t want to see him prosecuted after all.
Well, now she does. The girl told the police everything that happened that night and also mentioned to the police that Obie Robinson had been molesting her since she was 7 or 8 years old. That she can’t remember her precise age when Obie Robinson first forced himself onto her isn’t surprising.
The years just run together when you’re being raped by your grandfather, after all.
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What a sick sack of snot
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What a sick piece of shit…
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What a sick sack snotty piece of shit…
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sick sick bastard, piece of shit!
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This guy looks homeless living underneath a highway bridge.
He holds up a cardboard sign that reads:
HOMELESS
I be wantin’ some fresh young beaver –
I’ll pump yer gas in exchange fer yer daughters’ beaver…
Hahaha – What an asshole!
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eww…my grandpa would eat marshmallows with me and race cars and let me steer…yup that’s how you’re suppose to bond.
why do they call it beaver anyways?
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“The years just run together when you’re being raped by your grandfather, after all.”
Oh, ya think?
That freak should sue the Ugly Fairy for domestic violence, because it looks like she did a number on his face. Why can’t POS grandpa-rapists look more like like that John (Kowalsky? Eh, something Polish) actor from ‘ The Office”?
Why, why, why can’t people learn to be happy masturbating instead of raping?
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(Brittany- for the same reason some people like to say ‘trouser-snake’, et al. Because people seem to think it’s funny to call their private parts after animals. And, it’s soooo sexy, too- no? Snake, meet Beaver. Or, Beaver meet Beaver or Snake meet Snake. Doesn’t that just turn you on? I used to have a lesbian girl friend who used to call hers her ‘Petunia’. Flower references just seem to go over better.
I, on the other hand like to refer to my ‘friendly parts’- which is probably not completely accurate, since they aren’t very friendly when they don’t like someone.)
And I’m guessing they wouldn’t be very friendly towards my grandfather. Or anyone else’s.
c
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aww i’ve missed your humor
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Glory…”friendly parts”?!? LMAO!!! this is some great reading. hahahaha. i have sure missed reading y’all’s funny posts. Turtle, you make me laugh out loud fo’ sho’. hahahhah
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A wart on the rectum of society.
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Gonna go puke now.
I hope Bubba likes older ones.
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TurtleMania reply on May 15, 2008:
Baddie76-
Don’t worry, I’m sure Bubba will love Obie’s vintage asshole; it’ll provide a tighter fit.
Obie’s vintage asshole will be the lite snack that Bubba yearns for just before bedtime.
Bubba desires comfort sex and Obie will meet his every expectation and then some.
Vintage asshole is about being close, warm, loving, and together.
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Q&A with Obie-
Obie, what’s a night like sharing a cell with Bubba?
Obie: Well sometimes it’s full-penetration anal sex, sometimes it’s just snuggling, sometimes it’s manually stimulating each other, but for us it’s important. It makes you remember why you’re living in confinement so close together.
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Kim reply on May 16, 2008:
sick, just SICK I tell ya!!! LMAO
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If Bubba knocks the rest of Obie’s teeth out, Bubba will have a nice all day sucker!
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Why oh why didn’t she just get her drivers license?
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TheLastPrincess reply on May 16, 2008:
Why oh why wasn’t her grandfather a decent person and not a raping asshole.
I hope you are not saying it was her fault. That would be wrong.
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Lisa reply on May 16, 2008:
Never her fault! I hope he’s ass raped nightly!
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TurtleMania reply on May 16, 2008:
HEY! Show some respect. This guy is a living legend.
They don’t call him “Obie-Wan Kenobi” for nothing.
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Lisa reply on May 16, 2008:
Soon to be called obi-wan-big assholey
Hopefully I won’t get confused too much with the other Lisa. Wonder if I should change my name.
I think it’s tragic that this girl was abused so long by her grandfather and either nobody noticed or nobody stopped it from continuing to happen. I only hope that the victim can get therapy and if possible be able to have a normal life and that grandpa enjoys a nice stay in prison (minus teeth, as Fred suggested, and minus his ass virginity in order for more optimal pleasure for Bubba). I hope the “too old” defense doesn’t get through in court and the sick fuck lives long enough to be repeatedly raped and molested in prison everyday.
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Lordy, this makes me nostalgic.
Where’s the old Norman Rockwell days, where having a little bit of grandfatherly raping fun was the ‘normal’ thing to do before picnics?
What’s up with all these uppity grandaughters who have to rain on everyone’s parade?
These youths, with all their new-fangled ways- ttearing apart the family fabric, spitting on family values…they’re really just all going to hell in a handbasket!
c
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Who votes NO, for this piece of shit to not be seen in hell? Whoever you fuckers are, you should join him after he rapes you with his filthy dick! You sick FUCKS!
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james doswell simpson i never can forgive you ever cuz you know what you did to me NEVER
next time you cant hurt me again i will cut you off!!!
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