This is 39-year-old Lisa Anne Vantunan.

According to Lisa Anne Vantunan, she is a good mother.

This leads one to wonder as to who, exactly, would qualify as a bad mother in her eyes.

Lisa Anne Vantunan was arrested on the 23rd of June, 2008 after calling police and explaining that she didn’t know where her kids were. Her neighbors had sort of been screwing with her head, telling her that she had done a variety of things to her children, a 1-year-old boy and a 5-year-old girl, while on a four day crack smoking binge.

Some of the creativity that the neighbors of Lisa Anne Vantunan offered up included that she had thrown her children out of a moving vehicle, or that she had suffocated them and dumped their bodies somewhere.

On the 17th of May, 2008, 56-year-old grandmother, Mary Jane Donn, was enjoying the weather and her family, sitting on a plastic chair that had been placed on the driveway of the house that she and several other family members were gathered at.

It was a nice Saturday. The birds were chirping, the air was fresh and 40-year-old Lisa Ann Casteel, daughter of Mary Jane Donn, was in her Chevy Blazer, along with one of her children.

Lisa Ann Casteel had been drinking a little bit.

Being slightly intoxicated could possibly have been the reason why she thought her SUV was in “drive” instead of “reverse.”

Inebriation was the reason that Lisa Ann Casteel backed the Chevy Blazer over her mother.

This is 52-year-old David Workman, enjoying himself while supporting local girls trying to get through college.

Apparently, David Workman is a regular at this club.

A guy has to have a hobby, you know?

Most recently, David Workman has been one of three part-time investigators for the Jefferson County Coroner’s Office. David Workman has been an employee there for the past seven years.

On the 2nd of June, 2008, a 51-year-old man named Joseph VerStraten was riding his motorcycle when a pickup truck went over the center line and hit Mr. VerStraten head-on. This collision killed Joseph VerStraten and, because the county coroner’s office has to get blood samples from anyone killed in a vehicle collision in order to find out if there’s any alcohol or drugs in the victim’s blood, Joseph VerStraten was brought to David Workman.

David Gabriel Watson ignored rule #2 in the “So You’re Getting Married – haha SUCKER!” handbook.

Rule #2 reads – Don’t ask your fiance to increase his or her life insurance. It could leave either your fiance or the authorities to believe that you are trying to kill your soon-to-be spouse.

And that’s just what happened to David Gabriel Watson. Mr. Watson, who lost his wife, 26-year-old fashion model Christina Mae Watson, in a tragic scuba-diving accident 11 days after they were married, has been accused of helping along the incident – making it somewhat less accidental than it may have first appeared.

This happy little family is that of 31-year-old Klara Mauerova and 34-year-old Barbara Skrlova.

Klara Mauerova and Barbara Skrlova are both totally sane. Absolutely. Completely.

They’re both members of a happy little cult called the Grail Movement.

The Grail Movement is an organization that started in Germany back in the late 1940′s. This German guy, Oskar Ernst Bernhardt, who preferred to be called Abd-ru-shin, wrote a book in 1926, called In the Light of Truth: The Grail Message. Apparently, a few people, who would otherwise get caught up in Amway, Scientology or Baptism really, really liked the ideas that this guy wrote about and started a happy little cult.

According to Wikipedia’s Grail Movement entry:

This used to be Sergio Casian Aguiar.

Sergio Aguiar used to be a 27-year-old employee of a 24-hour grocery store called FoodMaxx. According to his co-workers, Sergio was a good employee who worked hard.

Sergio Aguiar is dead now.

He died about thirty minutes too late.

Late on the night of the 14th of June, 2008, on a dark street, a man named Dan Robinson was driving home with his girlfriend, Deborah McKain, and his two grown children when the headlights of the vehicle he was in shined on a man standing behind a parked, gold, 2002 Toyota pickup who looked like he was kicking something. Deborah McKain thought that the guy was kicking some trash or garbage or something and was going to keep going until Dan Robinson told her to stop and back up. Something looked “weird” about the guy, who Dan Robinson said at first looked like a hunter with a dead animal.