People You’ll See In Hell

This is 39-year-old Lisa Anne Vantunan.

According to Lisa Anne Vantunan, she is a good mother.

This leads one to wonder as to who, exactly, would qualify as a bad mother in her eyes.

Lisa Anne Vantunan was arrested on the 23rd of June, 2008 after calling police and explaining that she didn’t know where her kids were. Her neighbors had sort of been screwing with her head, telling her that she had done a variety of things to her children, a 1-year-old boy and a 5-year-old girl, while on a four day crack smoking binge.

This is 41-year-old Patrick Kelly, also known as “Booger Red.”

Charming.

Increasing the sexual appeal of Patrick Kelly to eligible women everywhere is the fact that he has been charged with a few counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child for forcing two kids - brother and sister - to have sex with each other in 2004.

Patrick Kelly is also being charged with engaging in organized criminal activity, because Mr. Kelly was a member of the Mineola Swingers’ Club - a group of “swingers” who went past “swinging” and went right into “sexual exploitation of many, many children.”

On the 17th of May, 2008, 56-year-old grandmother, Mary Jane Donn, was enjoying the weather and her family, sitting on a plastic chair that had been placed on the driveway of the house that she and several other family members were gathered at.

It was a nice Saturday. The birds were chirping, the air was fresh and 40-year-old Lisa Ann Casteel, daughter of Mary Jane Donn, was in her Chevy Blazer, along with one of her children.

Lisa Ann Casteel had been drinking a little bit.

Being slightly intoxicated could possibly have been the reason why she thought her SUV was in “drive” instead of “reverse.”

This is 52-year-old David Workman, enjoying himself while supporting local girls trying to get through college.

Apparently, David Workman is a regular at this club.

A guy has to have a hobby, you know?

Most recently, David Workman has been one of three part-time investigators for the Jefferson County Coroner’s Office. David Workman has been an employee there for the past seven years.

Daniel Gabriel Watson ignored rule #2 in the “So You’re Getting Married - haha SUCKER!” handbook.

Rule #2 reads - Don’t ask your fiance to increase his or her life insurance. It could leave either your fiance or the authorities to believe that you are trying to kill your soon-to-be spouse.

And that’s just what happened to Daniel Gabriel Watson. Mr. Watson, who lost his wife, 26-year-old fashion model Christina Mae Watson, in a tragic scuba-diving accident 11 days after they were married, has been accused of helping along the incident - making it somewhat less accidental than it may have first appeared.

We’re not really being lazy.

We’re updating back posts, trying to fix pictures that were deleted back when the server we were on got hacked, trying to fix links that were screwed up when we moved last and adding sentencing information that we can find.

That, with all the overtime our lead writer is doing, is preventing us from updating with the intense, obsessive frequency to which some of our readers have become accustomed.

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This happy little family is that of 31-year-old Klara Mauerova and 34-year-old Barbara Skrlova.

Klara Mauerova and Barbara Skrlova are both totally sane. Absolutely. Completely.

They’re both members of a happy little cult called the Grail Movement.

The Grail Movement is an organization that started in Germany back in the late 1940’s. This German guy, Oskar Ernst Bernhardt, who preferred to be called Abd-ru-shin, wrote a book in 1926, called In the Light of Truth: The Grail Message. Apparently, a few people, who would otherwise get caught up in Amway, Scientology or Baptism really, really liked the ideas that this guy wrote about and started a happy little cult.