This is 23-year-old Dustin Patterson.
On the 26th of July, 2008, early that Saturday morning, Dustin Patterson decided to sneak up to the window of a home belonging to a family that he knew. The window he chose happened to be the bedroom window of a 6-year-old girl.
After opening the window, Dustin Patterson crawled into the bedroom and woke the little girl up. Holding a knife to her, he threatened to stab her with it if she screamed.
Let’s be honest, though. Haven’t you ever felt like stabbing a 6-year-old, like in a restaurant or in a movie theater?
So don’t judge.
Dustin Patterson managed to get the little girl out the window without alerting anyone in the house. Once she was out of the house, it was easy for the fully-grown man with a knife to get her into his vehicle and onto his lap.
Dustin drove around for a while with his stolen 6-year-old on his lap for a while.
While we can’t be too sure about what exactly was going on in his head, eventually Mr. Patterson decided that maybe he shouldn’t be driving around with a stolen 6-year-old on his lap - that it might look a little weird. So Mr. Patterson pulled over, dumped the girl out of his vehicle and drove off, leaving a 6-year-old sprawled on the ground on the side of the road at 3:30 in the morning.
Someone driving by saw the girl walking on the side of the road, crying, and called the police. The police talked to the little girl, who was able to tell them that the guy who had grabbed her had sounded like “Dustin.” She was also nice enough to describe the vehicle that Dustin was driving. The girl’s description led the police to Dustin Patterson’s door, and with Dustin in custody a fingerprint match was made with prints that investigators took from the little girl’s bedroom.
Dustin Patterson was arrested and charged with burglary and kidnapping.
While the medical examination did not show any signs of sexual assault on the little girl, she did have a number of bruises, cuts and scrapes that resulted in her being dumped out of Dustin’s vehicle.
The child’s grandmother was interviewed by the local news. She was, understandably, upset with Dustin Patterson:
Why would you do this?. Why would you take this little girl out of her home and abuse her in the manner you abused her?
While she’s relieved her granddaughter is OK, the fact that someone just came up to her window and took her granddaughter has sort of made them think about their home security:
This can happen anywhere, anywhere. Put alarms on your house, put alarms on your windows. Do everything you can do, because you’ll be just like we are. This can’t happen to us, this happens to somebody else.
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Totally forget about lifting the plasma TV, DVD stereo system, jewelry, car keys, laptop and etc.
The loot you could sell to grab a shower, shave and a get a legal(age wise) piece of ass.
NO NO NO forget about that plan, Turtle. I’d rather take the little girl instead…brilliant idea.
Oh and to the family: get a fucking alarm system - you got that?
Next time you might not be so lucky.
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This is exactly why everybody should move from bad neighborhoods to nice neighborhoods. Then this kind of crap wouldn’t happen.
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Fred reply on August 2nd, 2008:
Google “Petit Cheshire” the whole town is “nice” and look at what happened.
POS are everywhere and can travel everywhere, it’s just that simple.
That’s why I like older houses with the bedrooms on the second floor or houses with high first floors. Not fools proof, but the odds are more in my favor.
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Belle reply on August 29th, 2008:
That would be great except bad things happen every where, and not everyone can afford the median home cost of $250,000 in a decent neighborhood. If you look, most of the time the victims are as poor as the attackers. There’s a reason for that. Actually there are a lot of reasons, but that’s another conversation. No one cares what happens to the poor… until it becomes tragic. Then it’s used for exploitation purposes to gain revenue. See, that’s what a capitalist society does, it takes advantage, and it teaches it’s citizens to do the same. I’m just relieved to know the little girl wasn’t raped, or worse. Almost makes this story easier to read, compared to some of the others on here.
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String the shitbag up by his nect and leave the body to rot.
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Nissa reply on July 29th, 2008:
*claps*
As the mom to a little girl, I have to agree.
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I did not, nor shall I. finish this story. I read all this I needed to know from with the first 5 sentences….yes FIVE.
enuff said….death in the longest, most profain possible way for this turd nugget. No defense is even possible. This hillbilly belong with a 1st class greyhound ticket to hell
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Syyd reply on July 31st, 2008:
I would finish it if I were you… your imagination is worse than what happened, but he still deserves hell.
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wew, at least he didn’t rape the poor little girl, that’s a plus.
fire and brimstone for the likes of him!
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It takes a rare breed of retard to do something like this.
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Yeah.. one less death for the fact that he didn’t rape or kill her.
Get this fucktard off the streets now - forever! If this is not a warning sign that he is “gonna” do something, I don’t know what is. And. I am tired of giving the breaks to the guys who didn’t quite commit the ultimate atrocities. His next target wont be so lucky.
Mr. Pea-Brain is likely going to remember that the last little girl “told on him”, and slit the throat of the next 6 year old.
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How you going to steal a girl that KNOWS YOU?? “His voice sounded like Dustin’s” what the hell? The dude broke into a house of a family he knew and kidnapped a girl that knew him ad then booted her out of his car to tell teh world? Class A Idiot, but this idiot (because stupid doesn’t automatically equal hell) gets a ticket to hell.
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At least he didn’t kill her. I wonder what the point was of taking her in the first place? If he didn’t sexually abuse her, then maybe he was thinking about a ransom kidnapping?
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TurtleMania reply on July 29th, 2008:
Meaghan,
She was on his lap and I think he spilled one in his pants. Then he decided to just dump her.
Yeah he is a pedophile and this particular one is called a “Friction” pedophile.
JMHO
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SlimPickins reply on July 29th, 2008:
Turtle, you’re killing me LOL
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This has been a bad week to be a 6 year old girl
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I don’t know if he should go to hell for it (assuming he has NEVER done ANYTHING wrong before), but someone should, at least, kick his ass.
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SlimPickins reply on July 29th, 2008:
I’m kind of on the fence as well. This seems more like a bad acid trip than some pedophile shit.
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oupioneer reply on July 31st, 2008:
Getting high off your ass, getting the munchies, run out to taco bell, and abduct a six yr old that knows you. i dont think genious could find his way into hell. im for a severe beating in some third world shit hole prison.
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Yeah I’m all confuse-y too, because it’s very common for 22 year old men to enjoy having 6 year old girls sitting in their laps. At 2-3am, while driving around in their cars. After having kidnapped them.
It all probably has a perfectly innocent explanation- even the part where he dumped her ass out of his car. Having injuries implies the vehicle was moving.
Riding around at 2am with a stuffed animal you stole riding shotgun on your groin—probably drugs/acid. 6 year old girls? Um, pedophile it is.
And Turtle called it. Once he prematurely tossed, and the blood rushed back to whatever he’s calling a brain, panic set in and he decided to risk the $1000 fine for littering by booting the girl out.
GPS implants and forehead tattoos— the only solution to the release of any convicted pedo. Well, other than my choice- me-thanasia…. putting POS to sleep to put them out of my misery.
c
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I say sex offenders get to choose between castration or a lobotomy.
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TurtleMania reply on August 5th, 2008:
Hey Man,
The GPS tracking device would be great for Mr. Patterson. He didn’t go as far as rape his victim but if we can track him down, his every move, after he is released. Believe you me; the cops etc. will have a beat on him regardless if the GPS is presented to him.
You know, I saw a tracking device as small as a grain of rice that can be injected underneath the skin. Scary.
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This is why i have a BIG dog and plant BIG cacti under my kids windows. And then if that doesnt deter someone then the alarm shreiking should scare them off. If they still want to pursue climbing into the window…then they deserve a beating with the tire iron i keep for such purposes.
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TurtleMania reply on August 16th, 2008:
Oh my, what a big dog you have? :)
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Rottweiler…
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Dustin is my best friend and well i can not understand why he did this and this is no excuse but he had taken and extrem ammount of xanax and like i said thats no excuse, as i know the girl he kidnaped and to matt her father im sorry that this happen but none the less he is in prison now but i do not believe that he deserves life without paroll thats harsh 20 years maybe but hey he did what he did and this just adds to the reason why i no longer eat xanax but to burn in hell nah he shouldnt be allowed in heven thats for sure but where he is now is hell so sounds like he is where he needs to be i just hope its not for the rest of his life. Get mad at me if you want.
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Amy reply on October 1st, 2008:
Im not mad at you…i think you need to get better friends tho. Preferably ones who dont do drugs and kidnap little girls in the middle of the night at knife point.
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Mulch reply on October 2nd, 2008:
Sean go away. He was ready willing and able to cut the throat of a human being the mother of his child. He needs to fry for this. If I had my way he would get the chair over a 3 day period. He would then know the fear he instilled in his wife. He would know the pain he caused the mother of his child.
Even better give this “man” to me for a week. He will beg me to cut his throat and end it for him. Would I? No but I’de give him the knife so he could do it himself insuring his place in hell.
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Amy reply on October 2nd, 2008:
Erm…Mulch, i thought he just abducted a little girl….are we reading the same post matey?
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Mulch reply on October 2nd, 2008:
Sorry got the posts mixed up. Long day with no coffe or end in sight.
Amy reply on October 2nd, 2008:
LOL, I know that feeling well.
he was bard out not an excuse but the truth
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dustin is also my riend and to all of you that want to assume the worst from him needs to know matt (the lil girls dad) ripped dustin off in a drug deal for alot if matt did that to me she would have been found on riverside floating in the water he didnt have it in him to hurt her if he would have called me i would have helped him getn his stuff back without all this bs thats going on now
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Amy reply on October 16th, 2008:
Did i just read you right? He kidnapped a little girl because of a drug deal gone wrong?
And if you had been in Dusitins position you would have killed the child?
Class all the way.
What the fuck did the child do again? Why was she involved at all? Oh…your too much of a pussy assed shit head to have a go at the dad. Cause he being a grown man and all might fight back. So insted you think it would be easier to KILL HIS CHILD!
Fucking scum like you need to go off and die somewhere. Slowly and painfully if possible.
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Taz reply on October 16th, 2008:
WTF is wrong with you Big Joe. I guess its ok in your book to kidnapped and murder a little girl, all because Matt may or may not have ripped dustin off in a drug deal. You need to stop smoking your drug of choice and seek some profesional help.
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the child would be just the begining im not scared of matt and i am one of dustins close friends and the child is envolved just becuse its his kid same with his mom sister dad wife ect ect so all of you can fuck off thats the rules of the game matt knew the risk when he ripped dustin off and matt was a bigger pussy for calling the cops and having dustin arrested he should have handled it himself like a real man all of you can eat a dick
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WTFIsWrongWithPeople reply on October 17th, 2008:
Are you fucking CRAZY??? “Rules of the game,” my ASS! I can’t believe what I’m reading here!!! If ANYONE needs to be found floating face down, it’s *YOU*, with two bullet holes in the base of your skull…
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The Danger Zone reply on October 17th, 2008:
Yo Little Joe… Let me get dis straight… You sayin dat Matt dis’d Dustin… So Dustin took da ltl one da teach Matt his schoolin all prop?
Dat all be kewl. Matter a fact, I be ready to handle you and the bitch Dustin like a man. See, I got these here cousins… They like to party, and they like to party real hard… So do me a favor…
First look real hard at the keyboard, and locate the “SHIFT” key, it’s the one that makes letters do “THIS”. Yeah, get big, something your castrated ass can’t do since Loretta Bobbet chopped ya down smaller than a new born kitten. If you can’t find the “SHIFT” key then just ask your teacher, yeah, the one that sits at the big desk at the front of the room.
Next, go get a job and move out of the government trailer park your living in. If you call it a game and Matt knew the risk, and the 6 year old was the risk, then you definitely don’t have a job. He crossed way over the lines. What did this little girl do to deserve being kidnapped, having a knife held to her throat and then beaten and thrown from a moving truck? Come on semen crust, answer the fucking question.
Moving on… Take that knife… Yeah, that’s the long shiny thing with a real sharp edge… Now shove it up your ass, handle too.. Get some real good depth and maybe it’ll be able to disect your brain which is shoved so far up your ass it would take a Gulf of Mexico Oil rig to reach it.
Now, for the party… I’ll bring the cousins… You and Dustin come on down… Like I said they each bring a lot of bang to the party… 13 bangs each to be specific…
Cousins:
Rueger
Berretta
Smith & Wesson (Okay, S&W gets tired after 8 bangs, but he gets the job done quite well.)
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sean parnell reply on October 29th, 2008:
yall both are idiots and she wasnt beaten it was wrong what happen but she is ok in Joe’s case she would be dead and thats sad this is a reason people shouldnt do drugs well the hard ones one love Sean Parnell
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Amy reply on October 17th, 2008:
“Eat dick”…now thats something you would know all about aint it “little” Jo.
A thing i have learned about men with tiny dicks is that they always claim to be “big” at something. You are in denial about you penis size “little” jo.
I know this because if you actually had some form of testicles…and i dont mean the tiny things that crawl back up your ass at the first sign of trouble…you would have taken up your beef with the person you had a problem with. But we all understand that you are a weak as all piss coward who is too scared to take on someone as big as you are, thats why you’d pick on a child instead.
Maybe you should check on your kids, wife, mother, father…seems you dont play by the rules either.
Kids are not fucking pawns in a game. Or are you such a low life, sack of shit that you just dont get that.
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Max The Cat reply on October 17th, 2008:
Oh my god, what an asshole. I’d like to deal with you like a real man, you wuss. Looks like our friend Taz here has your fucking number though, tough guy. Pussy.
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Ohh my, my bad , I missed looking at Dustin’s buddy, Dale Pratter’s rap sheet. :
2nd Degree Murder charge.
PETITION FOR WRIT OF HABEAS CORPUS ???
AGGRAVATED ASSAULT AND BATTERY
DISMISSED, 09/22/2006. Dismissed- Prosecution Witness Failed to Appear.
**Gee I wonder if there was any cohersion on this one ??? ***
EMERGENCY PROTECTIVE ORDER(EPO)
** BITTING ????**
Dale was a prime canidate for Big joe but Vine says he is currently behind bars:
Offender Record
Offender ID: 186914
Offender Name: DALE EDWARD PRATER
Date of Birth: 08/14/1966
Age: 42
Custody Status: In Custody
Location of Offender: Howard McLeod Correctional Center
Race: White
Gender: Male
Considering all things, I am going to allow the possibility that Dustin might not have kidnapped a little girl for sexual reasons , but a possible kidnapping for ransom scenario gone bad. I am not saying that’s what happened , only that it is one of the possible reasons for his dumbass behavior that night. As for Big Joe’s allegations for ” ripped Dustin off in a drug deal for alot ”
Dustins myspace blog referencing the failed copper theft did mention this :
“already been in trouble with the law this year: “jail,$1500,3 days,court,cops, $137got stolen.but the worst most stressfull part of it all is not being able 2 be with my girlfriend & her cool lil boy all because i was being a dumbass!!!!”
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Max The Cat reply on October 17th, 2008:
Big Joe is a 12 year old girl Dustin was trying to “make sweet love too” who snuck onto her Daddy’s computer. Dustin seem to be a closet pedophile (well, not so much anymore).
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sean parnell reply on October 29th, 2008:
hes no fuckin petitfile he didnt touch her that way still not right though
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Amy reply on October 18th, 2008:
Well at least he got one thing right…he sure is a dumbass. No wonder he and “little” jo belong to the same club. I think they call it “club loser.”
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Ha ha ha u fuckers think i care what yall thing taz id love to meet you i can be found all over north tulsa come meet me punk bitch
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Amy reply on October 21st, 2008:
Now its my turn to laugh “little jo”…
you say you dont care, but you keep logging in to check and see what we have to say…hmmm…me thinks you care VERY much.
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Mulch reply on October 22nd, 2008:
Just another keyboard cowboy thinking he’s bigger than he really is.
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sean parnell reply on October 29th, 2008:
ah i know joe hes kind of a big dude still dont kill anybody joe
The Danger Zone reply on October 28th, 2008:
Guys we should take it easy on Tiny Jewels here… He lives in North Tulsa… You never know, he just might throw a corn cob at us… After all, we all know the real gang bangers are in Oklahoma…
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Hey Joe, Want me to bring some copper and aluminum cans to recycle? Or were you just looking for some man on man luvin?
Sorry , I dont swing that way.
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Amy reply on October 22nd, 2008:
LMAO….Taz, i think you just broke the mans heart hahaha
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Ohh My , it looks like the 6-year-old girl parents , Matt and Joanna have upgraded there home security.
Any more sicko pervets, come crawling through there little girls window, gonna get a cap busted up there ass.
Taurus PT92 AFS 9mm with two 17 round clips, not sure what Joanna’s gun is, but that pink pearl handle is a nice touch. That Taurus is sure going to leave a big stain on the carpet though.
http://a858.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_f89820a740234895e2623f508f698df1.jpg
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i dont do the copper thing bitch i work for a living a real job
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Max The Cat reply on October 25th, 2008:
Giving blow jobs in the bus station men’s room doesn’t really qualify as a “real job” joe.
Pussy
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sean parnell reply on October 29th, 2008:
i love you guys
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Taz reply on October 25th, 2008:
Ohh , my bad Joe. If it was’nt for recycleing copper than it must be you were looking for some man on man luv gravy . I still respectufully decline your offer, not that theres anything wrong with your homosexual life style. To each his own I say. Hopefully the bus station men’s room will keep you busy till Dustin gets out.
(that was a good one Max)
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sean parnell reply on October 29th, 2008:
but if to each his own what if his own is to break in and kill a kid think about that mother fucker
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The Danger Zone reply on October 29th, 2008:
Well then we give him a little Arkansas fence post justice…
The Danger Zone reply on October 25th, 2008:
Hey Little Blow… I mean Little Job… I mean… Oh you know who the fuck I’m talking to…
What kind of real job you got? Hate to inform you, crack ho is not a real job. I’m sorry but you gotta pay taxes for it to be real and blowing the cops doesn’t count as paying taxes… Though it is a public service…
Seriously though… The cousins are upset you haven’t showed up to their party yet… It’s gonna be one big bang after another as soon as you get here…
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Amy reply on October 25th, 2008:
lmao @ ” Little Blow.”
You guys are seriously funny…..
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hey danger zone you aint shit but a bitch oh i got cousins that i wanna shoot you with dude ur not scary some lil wigger on his computer playing around so take ur bb guns and stick them up ur ass and taz what is it with u and this man on man luvin ur obssesed with the cock and the cock gravy dude ur a closet fagget so come out already im sure ur mommy and daddy will still love there lil girl the same and for max the cat u seem to know alot about blow jobs at the bus station maybe you and taz can hook up and danger can bring his blank shooting cousins and you 3 can have a fuck fest fucking faggets
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Max The Cat reply on October 27th, 2008:
Dude, what is wrong with you? Don’t you know how ridiculous you sound every time you make a threat on a message board. And how stupid it is. Say I was the real deal, not the punk wannabe, tells all his friends he’s a Crip, 5 foot 3, 120lb loser you really are. I get your IP, with that , it a simple deal to get your name and address. I go to DMV, and with my connections, get a picture of you. Then I stake out your house until I get a positive ID. I follow you around for a while, learn your habits, where you hang out, who your friend are. I’d know what you look like, but you wouldn’t know me from Adam. Then, one day, hell, you probably wouldn’t even know what hit you, I’ll follow you out to a parking lot, or catch you in the men’s room alone, or maybe pull up next to your car at a stop light. I like a shotguns myself, they don’t leave any question of whether or not the job got done. Do I need to go on joe? Do you understand joe?
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Max The Cat reply on October 28th, 2008:
oh yeah, I almost forgot.
Pussy
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Amy reply on October 28th, 2008:
hahahaha
Max The Cat reply on October 28th, 2008:
You’re just having the time of your life here, and at poor big joe blow-me’s expense, aren’t you Amy? Well I think you should just be ashamed of yourself, giggling and guffawing at his posts. This man is serious! Serious as a heart attack by God!. Hmm, that might be a bit too strong. Wait, I’ve got it. How about this? He’s as serious as a hemorrhoid. Yeah, I like that, it suits him, what with him being such an incredible asshole and all. Now where was I. Oh yes. Amy! Stop making blow job joe an endless source of amusement. How would you like it if you all of a sudden out of the blue had a 180 degree shift in your personality and became a lame, childish, ranting jackass. Would you want people laughing at you and making up names for you like LIttle Blow, big toe, Little Job, little jo, and “the guy in the bus station men’s room who gives $2 blow jobs”. Think about it…
;>)
Amy reply on October 28th, 2008:
Ok, i thought about it….and i still wanna laugh!!!
This dude just lines himself up for insult after insult. Its kinda sad really ( the more they big note,you know the smaller the penis size. Poor little blows must be smaller than my clit!)….but im STILL laughing!!!
sean parnell reply on October 29th, 2008:
hahahahhah damn
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Amy reply on November 1st, 2008:
What is this sean? Did you just laugh and through through this girls struggle just give birth to more hate in the world? Is that possible?
Pot, kettle, black!!!
sean parnell reply on November 1st, 2008:
theoretically speaking that was just fuckin funny
The Danger Zone reply on October 27th, 2008:
ROFLMAO… I guess it’s time for LIttle Blow to go back to school… Okay Little Blow please read carefully…
First of all, a screen name is a proper noun and as such it should be Capitalized (Only Make The First Letter Upper Case Like This Example has. Please do not capitalize each word in a sentence.)
Next, fagget is spelled F-A-G-G-O-T (That’s without the hypens “-” in between the letters.)
Moving on: The shift key is on your computer, it’s located directly below the enter key on the right side and below the CAPS LOCK key on the left side. Please become friends with them.
Now we come to this: My Screen Name is “The Danger Zone” not “danger zone” or “danger”.
As we continue we come across the word “wigger”. This one is simply hilarious, if I was a wigger I would type like you, using text type, all lower cases and severe misspelling and grammar errors to demonstrate my severe lack of education coupled with the inability to type while being the pivot man for my gang. I know, it’s hard being the Little Blow and having to work all this dicks at once, you’ll learn bitch.
Now, if 9’s and a .38 are BB guns, then the cousins take you up on your offer to party. Tell you what, just give me the address and I’ll be happy to cover the travel expenses for the party.
Now here we will decipher your post:
wanna => “Wigger term for” Want to….
ain’t =>”Trailer Park term for” You are not…
dude => “White Trash term for…” Actually it’s the spanish word for a dingleberry hanging from an elephants ass…. I wish I was a dude and you were standing right below me as I fell Little Job…
ur => “Wigger term for” your
lil => “Gangbanger term to” describe the size of the speakers penis.
u => “11 year old word” for you when they haven’t learned how to spell yet.
So, after we review it all, this is what Little Blow Job meant to say….
Hey Danger Zone, you are not shit, but rather a bitch. Oh, I have cousins that I want to shoot you with. Dude you are not scary. Some little wigger on his computer playing around. So take your bb guns and stick them up your ass.
And Taz, what is it with you and this man on man loving. Are you obsessed with the cock and sperm? Your a closet faggot, so come out already, I’m sure your parents will still love their little girl.
The same for Max The Cat, you seem to know a lot about blow jobs at the bus station. Maybe you and Taz can hook-up, and Danger can bring his blank shooting cousins, then you 3 can have a fuck fest fucking faggots.
Now please note how I used paragraphs, proper punctuation, capitalization and spelling rules to create a post that is much more reader friendly. As soon as you get that scrotum out of your mouth and type a decent post using this lesson then I’ll be happy to respond to it.
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Max The Cat reply on October 27th, 2008:
lmao! This is funny as shit bro.
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sean parnell reply on October 29th, 2008:
You got too much time on your hands, but i guess i do to cause i found your grammar error.
O yeah i sure hope every one could spell you before they were eleven
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Taz reply on October 27th, 2008:
The only wigger we know is your home boy Dustin and thus by association you are as well. I guess your just sorry we outed your ” homie-sexual ” life style. But I am sure even a fucktard like you can find some gangstas friends to play with.
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Mulch reply on October 28th, 2008:
Well big toe bring your counsins. Bring em all. I’ll be here waiting. But we both know you’ll never show. You are a little coward bitch. You name the place and time and I’ll be there. You have nothing becasue you are nothing.
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Thankyou guys….your a blessing. I havent laughed that hard in a while and really needed to.:)
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The Danger Zone reply on October 29th, 2008:
We’re always happy to use our quick tongues… I mean quick wit… Yeah, that’s what I meant… to bring a smile to your face Amy….
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TurtleMania reply on October 29th, 2008:
:)
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im actually glad that i read all this but the sad thing is that a girl is scared a man is in prison and lives have been changed. I’m sure yall will write about me to so i dont realy but amy im glad threw this girls struggle you have had a laugh and because of her yall all have gave birth to more hatred on this god forsaken plannet and it all proves one thing.
We all deserve to die and that’s why we will.
Sean Parnell
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Max The Cat reply on October 29th, 2008:
You won’t get any argument from me Sean. I admire loyalty, and if you choose to stand by Dustin out of friendship, all it mean to me is that you’re the kind of friend I try to be. What gets me going is when someone take the “he’s my friend so he can do know wrong, and fuck anyone who thinks differently. big joe is an extreme example of this, but you can easily see what I’m talking about.
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Amy reply on October 29th, 2008:
” I’m actually glad that i read all this, but the sad thing is that a girl is scared. A man is in prison and lives have been changed. I’m sure you all will write about me too. But Amy, i’m glad through this girls struggle you have had a laugh and because of her you all gave birth to more hatred on this God forsaken planet and it all proves one thing.
We all deserve to die and thats why we will.”
Much easier to read when you user Capitals and such.
I not once laughed at this childs struggle. I not once made fun at what happened to her.
Little Blow come on here all macho and big noting himself and THAT and THAT alone is what i laughed at. Its not because of the child that more hatred was born into the world. It was Dustin who took an innocent child from her home. The hatred started with his actions.
If you choose to befriend Dustin, that is your business, i dont really care either way. I dont hate you or Dustin. I think you show bad judgement…but thats just my opinion.
Yes we all deserve to die, and one day my time will come. Im cool with that.
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sean parnell reply on October 31st, 2008:
well every one’s opinion matters
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sean parnell reply on October 31st, 2008:
Thankyou guys….your a blessing. I havent laughed that hard in a while and really needed to.:)
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Amy reply on November 1st, 2008:
Yeah but you notice i was not and never would laugh at what happened to the child. I was laughing at little blow.
You show me one comment where i laughed at or made fun of a little girl being kidnapped from her home, and thrown from a car?
sean parnell reply on November 1st, 2008:
amy what i ment was that because of this tragic event it has you all on here laughing at each other which you would not be if this did not happen to her. never did i say you laughed at her. just know because of her you got a laugh
Amy reply on November 1st, 2008:
Yeah ok, im hearing ya…but what happened didnt start with this site. It started, where a lot of problems start…DRUGS.
You say that Dustin is a good man, but his actions were not the actions of a good man. They were the actions of a foolish man.
Thank God he was not the same sort of man as little blow who claims he would have killed the child.
I hope..really…that Dustin realizes how stupid he was and takes his time in prison to get clean and stay clean. I hope he proves us all wrong. Maybe prison will rehabilitate him. But that process cant start until he makes the decision to change.
He is truely lucky to have a friend like you who is willing to stand by him dispite his fuck ups. I hope he appreciates it enough to be a better person because of it.
sean parnell reply on November 3rd, 2008:
im truely sorry to you i apologise you are smarter and more humane than i thought you speak more truely than most
Amy reply on November 3rd, 2008:
You should check out some of the other stories on this site. I think you’d have much to contribute.
Taz reply on October 29th, 2008:
No one was laughing about Matt’s daughter Sean. We were laughing about Big Joes insane post’s. The anger was towards Little Joes lack of human worth and values.
You excuse Dustin’s behavior with “extreme amount of xanax” and others talk about his drugs and alcohol problems. None of you can say what was in his mind that night. (And your guess is just as good as mine.)
He kidnapped her and drove around in a car high as a kite, with a knife at her throat, putting her life in danger and to top it off, he TOSSED her out of his car at 3:30 in the fucking morning on the side of the road.
Excuse us all for giving a shit because he is your friend and buddy pal. Its to bad you didn’t care so much, to do a intervention or what ever before it got this far. You all knew he was out of control and even Joanna blogged about it.
Please , I am begging you to take the time to help Dustin while he is in prison. Take the time to help him when he gets out. Prove us all wrong and that he is a good person. Then come back and rub it all in our face. I would like nothing better than that to happen.
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sean parnell reply on November 3rd, 2008:
ok look man no one coulda seen this comming not from him i mean that whole heartedly not a word i know but i mean it i hung out with him the day before and he called me looking for xanax the day of. Like i said its not an excuse
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Sean you know Dustin better then that and you call yourself a friend you are supposed to be his best friend but you are just like your brother quick to turn on a friend when shit gets bad Dustin considered you to be his best friend as well but hey i guess you are no diffrent from charlie
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Amy reply on October 29th, 2008:
I actually think that dispite his bad judgment and choice of friends, sean did an admiral job of backing up his friend without all the macho, testosterone laden crap that you are so good at spouting little blow.
Your just sad that he laughed when you were being verbally bitch slapped.
I know the cure for that sadness tho blow…go get a little more of that man on man loving that you enjoy so much. Its sure to make you smile again.
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Max The Cat reply on October 30th, 2008:
He’s a better man than you are lil’ shmoe. There’s more to being a friend than pounding your chest & making empty threats. BTW, have you noticed any strange cars in your neighborhood lately? LoL
Pussy
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The Danger Zone reply on October 30th, 2008:
Shhh Max… I’ twying to be wery wery qwiet…. I’m hunting Mini Load….
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The Danger Zone reply on October 30th, 2008:
Mini Load… We need to explain a few things to your brain cell… I know it’s damaged from all those drugs… Just try to follow me…
Friends stand beside friends through good and bad…
Friends have the courage to tell a friend when they fuck up without being scared of the fall out…
Friends cover your back when your in trouble…
Friends Little Blow Slap you (I couldn’t resist renaming Bitch Slap….) when you fuck up….
Notice that Sean is still standing by his friend, but he is also pointing out to this piece of cow crud that he fucked up….
***And thanks for getting your Shift Key fixed… When your next check comes from welfare could you please get the punctuations keys fixed too…
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sean parnell reply on October 31st, 2008:
ah joe go fuck yourself your a dumb fucking Okie ok you know that your crackheaded ass got to go to jail for stealing shit from wall mart your a fucking idiot and i feel stupider for knowing you and i know thats a word you’ll understand you come online talking shit man talkin shit on the internet is like running in the special Olympic’s even if you win your still retarded. Go fuck a cow or something better yet just die. Dont kill yourself just fall over and stop breathing dont judge others cause all friends turned their backs on you if you cant do this for the world than get a life and stop blogging see me joe this is like the last thing i do after i go out and talk hang out drink fuck and play music Joe the things real men do Just quit man just quit life.
Sean Parnell
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Hey look i really do not care if he did or did not do it all i know is dustin is my friend and i really do not belive he did it iv known him for many years and its just not his m.o now i feel bad for the lil girl i really do no child should have to endore that abuse but i belive that matt fabricated the story thats all im saying i will not be returning to fight anymore im tired of arguing with you people over some dumb shit so best wishes to you all and i think its time to find a new subject so peace out to you all
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Max The Cat reply on October 30th, 2008:
Now see, that’s an intelligent, mature response. I’ll be honest man, I didn’t think you had it in you, but there it is. I’m a big fan of the French philosopher Voltaire, and his most famous quotation may be, “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” That isn’t just words to me; it’s one of the principles I try to live my life by. Now I don’t know where all that earlier madness was coming from, but I suppose I can chalk it up to emotion and a touch of immaturity.
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you know what sean first off im not an okie second im sorry for what i said third you can think what you want of me i do not care sean tell me this do you really belive in all the years you have known dustin that he is capable of such a hateful crime honestly and for the record iv been clean for over a year now so you can chill with the crackhead remarks and your right all my friends have ditched me and another thing never been to jail for stealing from walmart so check your facts cause there wrong but thats besides the point my point is do you belive dustin could have done this iv known him for many years as well and i just find it hard that he could have done this the way there saying he done this sean your an ok guy iv always thought that about you i really am sorry for my remarks towards you earlier just trying to defend the only friend i have left
Joseph
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Miwist reply on November 1st, 2008:
Hey JoJo - it’s looks pretty obvious that your buddy was driving around with a 6 year old - pretty hard to defend that. If I were your friend, I think I’d ditch you too. I don’t care much for people that kidnap little kids.
If you’re not a crackhead, you might as well be. You seem fairly stupid. If Dustin is your only friend, you may want to re-evaluate your position in life. It appears to be a pretty pathetic existence - suicide is a viable option. I may gain a modicum of respect for you if you kill yourself - probably not, but it’s worth a shot.
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The Danger Zone reply on November 1st, 2008:
Welcome to another episode of…. “As the brain cell turns…” Today, we have the unrare opportunity to disect a single celled cerebrum. Please pay close attention as we only have a single cell and therefore we will not be repeating any of the steps.
1. you know what sean first off im not an okie (Please note in this statement, the single celled cerebrum, claims to not be an “okie” [spelled Okie], yet it resides in Tulsa. Single celled cerebrums are often confused as to their location. Moving on, a single celled cerebrum does not have the ability to hold a shift key and press a letter while typing, this is multi-tasking and beyond it’s abilities.)
second im sorry for what i said (single celled cerebrums will often fail to recall the truth, thereby they immediately apologize for everything.)
third you can think what you want of me i do not care (To care would require emotional thought processes, single celled cerebrums like Mini Load lack the emotional brain cells to show caring. Also note, the heavy use of single syllable words by the single celled cerebrum. This is due to the inability to educate the cell.)
sean tell me this do you really belive in all the years you have known dustin that he is capable of such a hateful crime honestly (single celled cerebrums often seek answers from others due to their inabiltiy to make a conclusion on their own. This is due to their inability to create a synapses between cerebrum cells, that would take 2 cells.)
and for the record iv been clean for over a year now so you can chill with the crackhead remarks (What does “crackhead remarks” have to do with you taking a shower a year ago? This confuses even the analysis.)
and your right all my friends have ditched me (This sense of being ditched by all friends is due to the fact it is the only cerebrum cell remaining.)
and another thing never been to jail for stealing from walmart (This fact is true, the cerebrum cell was to small to cuff and stuff. Besides, how could it steal, it has no hands)
so check your facts cause there wrong but thats besides the point (Glad it’s besides the point, a point could kill a single cell.)
my point (this is where the single cell forgets what it already mentioned and repeats itself.)
is do you belive dustin could have done this (notice the repetitious question asked by the single cell cerebrum, seeking an answer that will probably overload it.)
iv known him for many years as well (yes, this single cell knew Dustin for years, Dustin is the source of all other single cell cerebrums, in fact, this single cell cerebrum used to reside in Dustin’s Scrotum)
and i just find it hard (This thought shows how the single cell cerebrum last remembers Dustin before being launched out of the Scrotum)
that he could have done this the way there saying he done this (This would be a good time to show the single celled cerebrum the copy of adjudication that Dustin signed)
sean your an ok guy iv always thought that about you (This is the single cell cerebrums way of requesting a chance to reside inside of Sean’s scrotum.)
i really am sorry for my remarks towards you (a romantic attempt at kissing up to find a new home)
earlier just trying to defend the only friend i have left (This is again a reference to the testacle that the single cell cerebrum was born from)
Thank you for joining us in this analysis of the single cell cerebrum. Further analysis will be done shortly.
Joseph
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sean parnell reply on November 1st, 2008:
There will be nothing residing in Sean’s scrotum except maybe cancer who knows!
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The Danger Zone reply on November 2nd, 2008:
Aw Sean, I thnink you hurt Mini Loads feelings… He left… And he tried so diligently to make up to you… Welcome to PYSIH BTW….