This is 48-year-old Robert Britto (the second).
admin - Image removed until identity is verified.
Robert Britto is 6 feet tall and 240 pounds.
He looks fabulous.
And he wants to show you.
On the 10th of August, 2008, police received more than a few calls about some guy who was dancing around on a public bike trail, jumping up and down and waving his penis at everyone who would wander by.
After a search of the area, Robert Britto was found by police while prancing down the trail. He was wearing:
- A hat.
- Sneakers.
That is all.
Robert Britto (the second), who was obviously intoxicated, was taken into custody. It is unknown whether he waved his penis at the arresting officers.
Not as obvious as his intoxication, but less surprising than a sudden kick to the groin, police discovered that Robert Britto (the second) was a level three sex offender who hadn’t reported his new residency status to the police. Rhode Island’s loss was suddenly Massachusetts’s gain.
Robert Britto was convicted of statutory rape in 2003.
Sergeant Mike Bouvier of the Fairhaven Police Department, who has never worn a bear costume, felt the need to both support the public trail and to warn potentially vulnerable users of that trail :
We don’t want to discourage anyone from using the bike path but mothers with children should be aware of where they are at all times.
PYSIH.com recommends that mothers with children in the vicinity of Robert Britto II should wear steel-toed boots and fend off the irresistible sexiness of Robert Britto (the second) with well-placed kicks.
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DualDenz reply on August 13th, 2008:
no need, he looks like hell anyway.
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Max The Cat reply on August 13th, 2008:
*laugh* DD, you have a gift brother….
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Jason reply on August 13th, 2008:
Perhaps Level 3 Sexual predators should auto-magically receive 100 votes towards Hell?
Isn’t there a way to give weight to the poll?
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I agree. He looks fabulous.
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leatherface?
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hmm a sex offender is he?? who would have imagined…..
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Kenny reply on August 13th, 2008:
hey now…taht’s just stereot….ah hell, who am I kidding, you’re right!
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Statutory rape isn’t that bad in some cases. I’d have to know more about that before I could sentence him to hell. If his ‘boyfriend/girlfriend’ was a month away from 18 he’d still get in the same trouble as if they were 15. Sober this guy up and get him some counseling. He could still make it to the pearly gates.
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Mazzi reply on August 13th, 2008:
Nissa, sweetie. Level 3 sex offenders are the worst. The official designation says “high risk of repeat offense and a threat to public safety exists”.
They normally don’t give level 3 to the pee-in-the-park or banging-a slighly-underage-girlfriend offenders.
While I agree with your sentiment completely (and I think that some people are being unfairly registered) I think it’s safe to say that this twisted freak is hell-bound.
There is no counselling that will help him. A lobotomy and castration could possibly help, but only if he was then confined in a mental instituation for the rest of his life.
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Mulch reply on August 14th, 2008:
AHHHHHHHH Blistfull ignorance. Isn’t it grand Nissa? I mean no longer would I have to think, to make decisions or even remind myself to take a break form work.
How about we get you some counseling on how NOT to open your mouth and inserting your foot.
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That’s a guy?
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There need to be some edits here I think.
http://www.paroleboard.ri.gov/sexoffender/olist/listing.php?id=61&level=III
According to this, he’s a 1st degree offender and he assaulted an adult male who was known to him.
admin - That’s the same link as in the story, and you’re misreading the page. He was arrested for first degree sexual assault. He is a level 3 sexual offender. And he’s been arrested many, many times, including once for statutory rape.
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Jason reply on August 13th, 2008:
Bah, he is a Level 3 Offender, says so at the top, his offense was 1st degree though.
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Mazzi reply on August 14th, 2008:
Level 3 offender is the worst.
1st degree sexual offense is the worst.
It is stupid that the numbers go up in one, and down in the other. *sigh*
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I put on my shoes and pervet hat….
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SlimPickins reply on August 13th, 2008:
pervert even…..more coffee!
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He, and people like him, are the reason why the State Asylum system needs to make a comeback.
Many of the buildings have been torn down (Northampton) or reused (Danvers), but some stand and shoud be reopened (Worcester, Tweksbury) to house the obviously potential criminals.
I’ve been way drunk a few times, but I did not feel the need to break any laws.
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That’s awesome!
There’s nothing better than an abundance of weenie from a guy that looks like a chick while I take a stroll on my 10 speed down a bike trail.
Well done fag!
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This guy is terrifying in a turtlenech and sweater. I imagine that I would have vomited right then and there if I saw him nekkid and wagging his weenie.
(Frankly, I’m a bit surprised he even HAS a weenie - I would have guessed he had it hacked off at a cut-rate chop shop, in a bid to become a woman.)
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Fred reply on August 13th, 2008:
It kinda looks like a shemale, so I would not be surprised if it wears a bra as well..
It’s dance card at the prison will be quite full.
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Max The Cat reply on August 13th, 2008:
Yeah Fred, I was thinking Chicks with Dicks too, but now I see from user’s post that he may be the wrong Britto.
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I’d like to vote for “fabulous!” He’s lovely! >.< If every sex offender would go to parks and dance naked, that’d be better, honestly.
I’d rather my eyes hurt than anything else.
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looks like an ugly woman 2me
http://www.paroleboard.ri.gov/sexoffender/olist/listing.php?id=61&level=III
http://www.providencepolice.com/sexofflist.html#BRITTO
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Check your facts….. the story is true, wrong picture. Look at the DOB….
admin - I looked at that as well. This Robert Britto is 48. His father is 66 and was 18 at the time of his son’s birth. I have a feeling that the birthdate of Robert Britto senior was juxtaposed over his son’s sexual offender registry entry. If we’re wrong, and both Brittos have sexual offender histories, then the Britto family is even more screwed up than we thought.
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in my town we set fire to yor jewlry curl and make you swallow a tub of lard!
you monkey i got a rope and a pickup truck all i need is an oaktreek
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diana reply on August 13th, 2008:
I may be waaay off base here, but you appear to be a bit retarded. Back to subject. Anyone know what kind of shoes this fella was wearing when busted. I’d bet money that they were FAAABULOUS!
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maritaK reply on August 13th, 2008:
you must be a monkey like micheal jackson here and he had stacy adams on in his video
KISS OFF ASSHOLE!
go mouth another post quit fuckin with me
i voice mine like everyonelse on this site!!!
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Max The Cat reply on August 13th, 2008:
Oooh, is somebody getting angry? Maybe the tag team is getting too much for your rednecked ass? If you don’t like people fucking with you you probably shouldn’t be such an ignorant, racist cocksucker. Try growing up just a little bit or we’ll tear you a new one every time you poke your head out of the septic tank you call home. Fucking whining pussy.
diana reply on August 13th, 2008:
Everyone that thinks you are an idiot must be black? Good god, darlin, you must not get out much. Me, I’m white as the driven snow. I have my own predjuices as well. Against stupid people. Please don’t procreate.
Mazzi reply on August 14th, 2008:
Jewlry curl? Is that like a jew-fro? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jewfro&defid=1110577
I think you may be referring to a Jheri-curl. (pronounced “Jerry-curl”). That is named after the manufacturer of the hair product way back when - Jheri Redding.
It seems that your ignorance knows no bounds. =)
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Oh- and what’s a jewlry curl?
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FYI: there are two robert brittos that are sex offenders, this post is mixing up the two - the picture is the one from RI — someone else with the same name was on the bike path…
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Does it really matter which sex offender is which? The guy from the story, no matter what his photo looks like is a perverted sex offender.He definately gets my vote for HELL. And if the other Robert Britto is a sex offender too - then so does he.
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You do (did) have the wrong picture. This RB is actually really handsome. Though troubled, still a great guy. Be careful what you say, please.
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there’s a pic of this “guy” here:
http://www.paroleboard.ri.gov/sexoffender/olist/listing.php?id=61&level=III
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