Robert Britto
This is 48-year-old Robert Britto (the second).
admin – Image removed until identity is verified.
Robert Britto is 6 feet tall and 240 pounds.
He looks fabulous.
And he wants to show you.
On the 10th of August, 2008, police received more than a few calls about some guy who was dancing around on a public bike trail, jumping up and down and waving his penis at everyone who would wander by.
After a search of the area, Robert Britto was found by police while prancing down the trail. He was wearing:
- A hat.
- Sneakers.
That is all.
Robert Britto (the second), who was obviously intoxicated, was taken into custody. It is unknown whether he waved his penis at the arresting officers.
Not as obvious as his intoxication, but less surprising than a sudden kick to the groin, police discovered that Robert Britto (the second) was a level three sex offender who hadn’t reported his new residency status to the police. Rhode Island’s loss was suddenly Massachusetts’s gain.
Robert Britto was convicted of statutory rape in 2003.
Sergeant Mike Bouvier of the Fairhaven Police Department, who has never worn a bear costume, felt the need to both support the public trail and to warn potentially vulnerable users of that trail :
We don’t want to discourage anyone from using the bike path but mothers with children should be aware of where they are at all times.
PYSIH.com recommends that mothers with children in the vicinity of Robert Britto II should wear steel-toed boots and fend off the irresistible sexiness of Robert Britto (the second) with well-placed kicks.
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No voting unless by popular demand.
no need, he looks like hell anyway.
*laugh* DD, you have a gift brother….
Perhaps Level 3 Sexual predators should auto-magically receive 100 votes towards Hell?
Isn’t there a way to give weight to the poll?
I agree. He looks fabulous.
leatherface?
hmm a sex offender is he?? who would have imagined…..
hey now…taht’s just stereot….ah hell, who am I kidding, you’re right!
Statutory rape isn’t that bad in some cases. I’d have to know more about that before I could sentence him to hell. If his ‘boyfriend/girlfriend’ was a month away from 18 he’d still get in the same trouble as if they were 15. Sober this guy up and get him some counseling. He could still make it to the pearly gates.
Nissa, sweetie. Level 3 sex offenders are the worst. The official designation says “high risk of repeat offense and a threat to public safety exists”.
They normally don’t give level 3 to the pee-in-the-park or banging-a slighly-underage-girlfriend offenders.
While I agree with your sentiment completely (and I think that some people are being unfairly registered) I think it’s safe to say that this twisted freak is hell-bound.
There is no counselling that will help him. A lobotomy and castration could possibly help, but only if he was then confined in a mental instituation for the rest of his life.
AHHHHHHHH Blistfull ignorance. Isn’t it grand Nissa? I mean no longer would I have to think, to make decisions or even remind myself to take a break form work.
How about we get you some counseling on how NOT to open your mouth and inserting your foot.
That’s a guy?
There need to be some edits here I think.
http://www.paroleboard.ri.gov/sexoffender/olist/listing.php?id=61&level=III
According to this, he’s a 1st degree offender and he assaulted an adult male who was known to him.
admin – That’s the same link as in the story, and you’re misreading the page. He was arrested for first degree sexual assault. He is a level 3 sexual offender. And he’s been arrested many, many times, including once for statutory rape.
Bah, he is a Level 3 Offender, says so at the top, his offense was 1st degree though.
Level 3 offender is the worst.
1st degree sexual offense is the worst.
It is stupid that the numbers go up in one, and down in the other. *sigh*
I put on my shoes and pervet hat….
pervert even…..more coffee!
He, and people like him, are the reason why the State Asylum system needs to make a comeback.
Many of the buildings have been torn down (Northampton) or reused (Danvers), but some stand and shoud be reopened (Worcester, Tweksbury) to house the obviously potential criminals.
I’ve been way drunk a few times, but I did not feel the need to break any laws.
That’s awesome!
There’s nothing better than an abundance of weenie from a guy that looks like a chick while I take a stroll on my 10 speed down a bike trail.
Well done fag!
This guy is terrifying in a turtlenech and sweater. I imagine that I would have vomited right then and there if I saw him nekkid and wagging his weenie.
(Frankly, I’m a bit surprised he even HAS a weenie – I would have guessed he had it hacked off at a cut-rate chop shop, in a bid to become a woman.)
It kinda looks like a shemale, so I would not be surprised if it wears a bra as well..
It’s dance card at the prison will be quite full.
Yeah Fred, I was thinking Chicks with Dicks too, but now I see from user’s post that he may be the wrong Britto.
I’d like to vote for “fabulous!” He’s lovely! >.< If every sex offender would go to parks and dance naked, that’d be better, honestly.
I’d rather my eyes hurt than anything else.
looks like an ugly woman 2me
http://www.paroleboard.ri.gov/sexoffender/olist/listing.php?id=61&level=III
http://www.providencepolice.com/sexofflist.html#BRITTO
Check your facts….. the story is true, wrong picture. Look at the DOB….
admin – I looked at that as well. This Robert Britto is 48. His father is 66 and was 18 at the time of his son’s birth. I have a feeling that the birthdate of Robert Britto senior was juxtaposed over his son’s sexual offender registry entry. If we’re wrong, and both Brittos have sexual offender histories, then the Britto family is even more screwed up than we thought.
in my town we set fire to yor jewlry curl and make you swallow a tub of lard!
you monkey i got a rope and a pickup truck all i need is an oaktreek
I may be waaay off base here, but you appear to be a bit retarded. Back to subject. Anyone know what kind of shoes this fella was wearing when busted. I’d bet money that they were FAAABULOUS!
you must be a monkey like micheal jackson here and he had stacy adams on in his video
KISS OFF ASSHOLE!
go mouth another post quit fuckin with me
i voice mine like everyonelse on this site!!!
Oooh, is somebody getting angry? Maybe the tag team is getting too much for your rednecked ass? If you don’t like people fucking with you you probably shouldn’t be such an ignorant, racist cocksucker. Try growing up just a little bit or we’ll tear you a new one every time you poke your head out of the septic tank you call home. Fucking whining pussy.
Everyone that thinks you are an idiot must be black? Good god, darlin, you must not get out much. Me, I’m white as the driven snow. I have my own predjuices as well. Against stupid people. Please don’t procreate.
Jewlry curl? Is that like a jew-fro? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jewfro&defid=1110577
I think you may be referring to a Jheri-curl. (pronounced “Jerry-curl”). That is named after the manufacturer of the hair product way back when – Jheri Redding.
It seems that your ignorance knows no bounds. =)
Oh- and what’s a jewlry curl?
FYI: there are two robert brittos that are sex offenders, this post is mixing up the two – the picture is the one from RI — someone else with the same name was on the bike path…
Does it really matter which sex offender is which? The guy from the story, no matter what his photo looks like is a perverted sex offender.He definately gets my vote for HELL. And if the other Robert Britto is a sex offender too – then so does he.
You do (did) have the wrong picture. This RB is actually really handsome. Though troubled, still a great guy. Be careful what you say, please.
there’s a pic of this “guy” here:
http://www.paroleboard.ri.gov/sexoffender/olist/listing.php?id=61&level=III
he was 40 at the time he raped two 15 year old girls plus since the age of 18 hes had plenty of other same issues just had lots of money to have good lawyers! And the rest of his family are very law abiding citizen and nice people! the pic someone has in there is not the same one.He is not from RI hes from fairhaven! get your facts straight all of you before you bull shit about things you dont know especially when its all public knowledge! And also a level 3 is the worst! You all make me sick!
You people are so fast to judge people and you dont even know the real story. But whatever the person you are talking about is a great guy and yes i admit he has trouble with alcohol. But he is human like anyone else. And even if he did those things that you all claimed he did he will be judged by the good lord when it is time. You all might have skeletons in your closet also. You know what they say People in glass houses should not throw stones.
Thanks anonymous
I am fast to judge when someone is a LEVEL 3 SEX OFFENDER who was CONVICTED of statutory rape and is not updating his resedence address and who is showing his nasty peen to people, who I’ll bet would rather not see it. The skeletons in my closet are no where near that nor will they ever be. Also, you will never catch me with my junk hanging out prancing around with only a hat and sneakers…even thought you might wish I would. **wink, wink**
Please shut the fuck up. Bob Britto is human alright – Human Garbage. And we have been authorized by God Almighty to judge people like Britto, because we are most definitely better than he is.
God told us we are, so there! naah naah naah!
There are glass houses of different grade and opacity, sir. Mine is much thicker and darker than his – it’s not made out of the innocence of children that he pulverized into sand. Therefore, I will throw stones with full confidence that his house will shatter before mine and hopefully a piece of that glass will pierce his heart and kill him.
How can you possibly bring yourself to defend someone like Britto? Have you no shame or sense of justice?
“You people are so fast to judge” “you dont even know the real story” “is a great guy” “human like anyone else” “will be judged by the good lord” “You all might have skeletons in your closet”
Oh God. I get so tired sometimes. So very, very tired.
The same old bromides. The same old banalities. The same old bullshit.
“Someonewhoknows,” you don’t know shit. If you did know shit, you wouldn’t even be at this site, you’d be on the phone with lawyers and investigators telling them the facts that would clear Britto of these awful charges.
You’re not fooling anybody. You are merely tiresome.
You guys dont know everything,. Yes i know that being a level 3 sex offender is bad duh!of course but the statutory rape incident is not true because i know robert and he would never ever do anything like that so all of you that like to criticize piss off!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, of course the statutory rape “incident” is not true because you know Robert? First of all, statutory rape is not an “incident”, it is a serious crime. Second of all, you’re basically saying because you think you know this man, it is not possible for him to do anything like commiting statutory rape? Let me ask you a question…were you there when the statutory rape was committed? Because you weren’t there, which I can safely say, you cannot come on here and say it just did not happen. Unless you have facts, don’t come on here spewing shit.
whatever!!!!!!!!
Let’s see, by my estimation (these eyes of mine are too old to do close counting) you’ve used a total of one dozen exclamation points! in your last two posts.
Is there an inverse relationship between the number of exclamation points used, and a person’s common sense?
Watch it E, or she’ll say “whatever!!!!!!!!” to you.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `whatever!!!!!!!!’ at will to ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
You logged into PYSIH, found this thread again, hit ‘reply’, typed out “whatever!!!!!!!!” (a monumental example of humanity’s triumph over ignorance, miscommunication and inarticulateness), thought it was a good representation of your thoughts about our responses to your posts, and hit ‘submit’.
You took the time to do that.
Think about it for a moment: YOU TOOK THE TIME TO DO THAT.
It says far too many things about you, and none of them are the kind of thing to make a parent proud. None of them are the kind of thing an employer wants to see represented on a resume. Shit, if I were you, none of them are the kind of thing that would make me want to get up in the morning.
Hang your head in shame.
Oh, my…LOL.