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    Francis Hernandez

    Francis HernandezThis is Francis Hernandez.

    Francis Hernandez is just one of millions of illegal aliens residing in the United States.

    Mr. Hernandez has a long arrest history, but recently he has crossed the line between petty crime and being a bringer of tragedy. It was bound to happen.

    Originally from Guatemala, Francis Hernandez has been living in the US for a long time, unregistered, unlicensed and apparently clueless about civilized society.

    Back on the 25th of April, 2008, Francis was arrested on a traffic offense.

    Officers suspected that he might be living here illegally and so they contacted the Colorado Department of Immigration and Customs Enforcement. ICE was a little busy that day, so they never followed up on the inquiry to his citizenship, so no detainer was issued and Francis Hernandez was free to go.

    Which was really too bad for Marten Kudlis, Patricia Guntharp and Debra Serecky.

    On the 4th of September, 2008, at about 8 in the evening, 2-year-old Marten Kudlis was enjoying a picturesque moment with his parents at a neighborhood Baskin Robbins. The family was waiting for some ice cream to be handed over.

    At this same time 49-year-old Patricia Guntharp and 51-year-old Debra Serecky were driving their Mazda truck right by this same Baskin Robbins.

    Unfortunately for all of these nice people, Francis Hernandez the illegal immigrant was behind the wheel of a large SUV and apparently was in some kind of huge hurry.

    Francis Hernandez ran a red light, which led to a collision with the Mazda that killed both the women inside on impact. Due to the speed of which both cars were traveling, the Mazda – with its package of death – continued its collision course into a utility box, which was supposed to be firmly anchored to the sidewalk in front of the Baskin Robbins.

    They’re not anchoring utility boxes as well as they used to, which turned out to be something of a surprised for the ice cream shop patrons trying to enjoy their treats.

    Little Marten Kudlis was probably among the most surprised of the ice cream shop patrons when the utility box flew through the shop wall and slammed into his small body – carrying his body into the far wall.

    While these people were dying, Francis Hernandez took the opportunity to flee the scene, which is something illegal immigrants tend to be very experienced with.

    Unfortunately for Mr. Hernandez, the police officers on duty that day had even more experience at finding pathetic losers who like to kill people and then run away.

    Hernandez was arrested about 5 miles from the scene of the accident a very short time after the tragedy.

    By this time Marten had arrived at the hospital, where doctors tried to save the broken little boy.

    Their efforts were unsuccessful. and Marten Kudlis died at the hospital shortly after arriving.

    Interestingly, Marten’s patents are among the legal immigrants living in our beautiful country. They fled the former Soviet Union after Marten’s grandfather was murdered in the 1990’s.

    Now Marat Kudlis has lost his father and son to the same selfish kind of people. Murderers.

    Mr. Kudlis was quoted in saying:

    The system let him out some kind of crack and the system didn’t do what it was supposed to do and my son and the ladies paid the price.

    He also wept to reporters:

    I miss you, I love you son, I want you to come home with daddy and I want you to be safe with me. That is what I really want is for you to come home, but that is not going to happen…

    Patricia’s husband told reporters:

    She had three children. Patricia was taken way before her time.

    Francis Hernandez is currently being held on a $250,000 bond on three charges of vehicular homicide, reckless driving, vehicular assault (for the other four people who were injured), leaving the scene of an accident, driving without a license and driving without proof of insurance.

    ICE was contacted again the day after the tragedy and has now responded with a bit of hesitation as to whether or not Hernandez is legally in the US.

    According to ICE, Francis Hernandez has numerous aliases and repeated false claims of US citizenship.

    They have never stated why they didn’t inquire into his citizenship after his arrest on the 25th of April 25, 2008.

    Does Francis Hernandez deserve Hell?

    • Yes (88%, 268 Votes)
    • No (12%, 36 Votes)

    Total Voters: 304

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    37 Responses to “Francis Hernandez”

    1. kpop says:

      colorado i.c.e. = FAIL!
      if they had acted this never would have happened.
      i.c.e. needs to be on the poll.
      some lazy turd just didn’t feel like doing their job that day.
      losers!

    2. sickened says:

      WHAT A LOSER! Yet again the justice system has let someone fall through the cracks! By their comments (ICE) they OBVIOUSLY have had run ins with this guy! Well I guess he can get what he wants now to live in AMERICA! But this time it will be behind bars! At least I hope at the BARE MINIMUM! And WHY does he have ANY BOND! Fleeing the scene surely means if he is bailed out he will be FLEEING again!

    3. whiteiris says:

      Hands down 1st story to actually “almost” bring tears to my eyes. That was some good shit! (The writing not the accident of course). Yep, I heard about it! I hate fucking guys like this! Uuh! (Are we still aloud to say Fu*@ around here?) $250,000 bail! That is sick. Couldn’t they just x it by 3 for each victim? $750,000 would have been a little more respectful. Sick! Poor, little guy. Poor everybody! What a nightmare!

    4. Amy says:

      Lets just hope he doesnt manage to raise the money for bail. Like sickened said, he will only flee again.
      My heart goes out to the families of the victims.

    5. AP says:

      This story makes me so sad for those that died. This guy, whether here illegally or not, should not have been on the roads. He is an ASSHOLE driver and should motivate us to report aggressive drivers as soon as we see them to the police. This guy is lucky it wasn’t my daughter. I would FIND A WAY TO MAKE SURE HE PAYS THE ULTIMATE PRICE. I hope Francis spends the rest of his days haunted by those he KILLED.

    6. Amy says:

      The word ’selfish’ keeps popping into my head. People like Francis are selfish. They dont care about how their actions affect others around them. Its all about what they want. He was in a hurry and that was all that mattered. And after he had caused such damage, he didnt stop and think, “oh shit, what have i done, i have to stop and see if i can help…” no he thought, “shit, i’m gonna be in trouble now, gotta run,…”
      Im glad the police found him before he could get too far. I’d like to think that he will spend the rest of his life racked with guilt over his actions, but selfish people usually just feel sorry for themselves.

    7. DualDenz says:

      it’d be nice if the posts here also gave an estimate of jail time given in a case. i’m well aware that most sentences given only result in more outrage, but maybe some of them actually get a worthy punishment.
      never enough when you kill a child though :(

    8. Tress says:

      The ICE needs to put on the poll. If it weren’t for their neglect, this whole ordeal wouldn’t have occured. That poor child! The families of all the victims should get to show this POS justice.

    9. GloryBug says:

      Add ‘Not getting ice cream’ to the list of things I can’t do with my kids anymore.

      c

    10. Bob Saget says:

      GOD DAMNIT!!! I HATE FUCKING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. This is a prime example of the ones who give other immigrants a bad name. He came to this country for god knows what reason and just fucks shit up and then when he realizes what he did wrong he runs like a little bitch. God I want to fucking punch him in the face, stomp his balls and shove a plunger in his ass. Not because he is illegal but because he is a piece of shit illegal. Fuck him.

    11. baddie76 says:

      IF he had stayed at the scene I could say that mistakes happen and vote against Hell. He didn’t have the balls to take responsibility for what he did so to Hell with im!

    12. Chilibreez says:

      ICE is about as useful as a shit flavored lollypop. As a police officer I’ve tried to get ICE holds placed several times. FIRST of all it usually takes a few hours just to get ahold of anybody with ICE. Then it’s like pulling teeth to get them to do ANYTHING. I think our country needs to do what the British did way back in the day. Find a deserted, shitty speck of land (at first they used Austrailia) and send all of their criminals and useless people there. (They later used Georgia….. go figure.) I don’t see what else to do at this point. It sucks.

    13. TurtleMania says:

      “Francis Hernandez took the opportunity to flee the scene, which is something illegal immigrants tend to be very experienced with.” LOL funny

    14. diana says:

      worthless.

    15. Fred says:

      Francis Hernadez……
      What other names did this POS live under?
      Undocumented, such may live under multiple id’s, avoid paying taxes and maybe even collect benefits.
      At one time many illegals came here to grab as much money as could thru working then disappear.
      Now many have BALLS as this POS; when they’ve fucked up as Francis Hernandez, suddenly they disappear and reappear in another city as Jose Rodrequez, Jaun Veldez, George Gonzoles, etc…..
      Such POS are the reason why the Third World is such a shit hole, and it seems that they’d rather bring the Third World with them here, than to live like civilized human beings. While our cities have always have had their “bad sections”, thanks to such manyof our inner cities are looking likethe third world shit holes that these assholes came from in the first place. The working class should not have to deal with such.
      Execute this bastard and all ICE offices should be placed within the inner city shitholes, maybe then something will be done – even if they just guard the parking lot!

    16. Bob says:

      Moral of the story: Obey traffic laws. They are enforced for a reason. The guy had probably ran red lights countless times before, and if the cops would have pulled him over for that, it would have been a $50 fine. Think about that the next time you decide to ignore traffic laws.

    17. Amy says:

      Moral of The Story: Dont commit vehicular homicide and reckless driving and vehicular assult and then flee the scene, otherwise you will end up on a PYSIH post and labelled foverever more as a douchebag…and rightly so.

    18. Canyon says:

      Wait, so they fled the Soviet Union in the 1990’s? Considering that the Soviet Union dissolved in 1991 and Mr. Kudlis moved to the US in the 80’s, this part of the story doesn’t really jive.

      No doubt it’s a terribly tragic story. But if you’re going to distort the facts to fabricate a more moving story, you lose a lot of the sympathy you’re striving for.

      • Amy says:

        I dont know where Mr. Kudlis moved from, or when he moved there. I dont care if admin said that he had been beamed down form Mars. It does not change the level of my sympathy for this grieving family or the level of anger i feel towards Francis Hernandez for his crime.

      • Max The Cat says:

        You know something buddy, too-smart-for-their-own-good-assholes like you should really think twice before you put your thoughts in some form that other folks can see. What admin wrote was that Marten’s parents fled the former Soviet Union after Marten’s grandfather was murdered in the 1990’s. The key word there is “FORMER”. Since you know so much about Russian history, you should also know that it became a much more dangerous place after the fall of the Soviet Union, due mostly to the rise of organized crime there.
        Obviously you’ve never heard the old saying, “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to speak and remove all doubt”. Words to live by, my friend, words to live by.

      • nate says:

        MY MOM WAS KILLED THAT NIGHT WITH BABY MARTIN, YOU SHOULD BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT HERNANDEZ- NOT ANY OTHER FAMILY!

    19. The Danger Zone says:

      What is going on here that a guy has numerous offense of driving without a license and suddenly has access to a vehicle again? He knew it was illegal to drive without a license and he still did it.

      Fuck the vehicular homicide charges. Go for murder one at the minimum. Put this piece of garbage on the gurney and let’s get creatively slow with his execution.

      Heck, I can even bring the cousins by to help out with it. Rueger, Berretta, Smith & Wesson. They love a party, especially one that has lots of bangs in it!!!

    20. francis 100% says:

      anyways u guys are all idiots the two poor women like u ant to call them wer on drugs heavy drugs meth come on now meth but i guess all u crackers like meth and heavy drugs so think about that befor u accuse hernandez again dumb bitch

      • Lena says:

        So you are saying Francis didn’t do it,because the two women were supposedly on meth?? How does that work? What about the 2 year old?? Was he tweaking also? Tito is right, put on your “stupid” sign!

      • Max The Cat says:

        I thought about Francis – and Hernandez still did it. Sheet, who needs meth to figure that out. I’m sober as a Gideon’s Bible and I KNOW he’s guilty.

        Beeeahtch.

      • bo says:

        u like that piece of shit HERNANDEZ,or what ever his wetback name is.go and get ass fucked with him miss taco,its dumbshits like u and that shitstain that give immagrants a bad name.

    21. francis 100% says:

      fuck you bob sagget it should be bob faggot anyways i wish i could cut ur dick off and shove it up your own ass and after that ill take it out of ur ass and stick it in ur mouth and push it all the way in so u can swollow the bitch then il beat u till u cant move and spit on your face and then feed u to a bunch of pit bulls so they can eat ur sorry ass up and to all u mexican haters fuck u cuz we r not going anywere never so stop wishing and hopping cuz it aint going to happen

      hey, i resent that. i’m not a mexican hater. i love mexicans.

      mmmmmmm mexicans. gglgglgglgglgglgglggl

      -editor

    22. guest says:

      take a journalism class. you don’t write very well.

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