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  • Ariel Smith

    If you’re in the market for a babysitter, and you love your child, there are usually a few personality traits and characteristics that you’d like your babysitter to have.

    A good babysitter is trustworthy.

    A good babysitter has some basic idea of how children function - IE: that they need to eat, that they need to sleep, that they need to go to the bathroom, and that babies are somewhat fragile and need to be protected.

    19-year-old Ariel Smith is what you would call a very bad babysitter.

    If this MySpace profile belongs to the right Ariel Smith, it might it’s a bit ironic that she lives in what she considers to be MURDA CAPITAL, and wants the world to know why ya’ll can’t keep a man:

    I@M D@ R3@SON WHY Y@ll C@NT K33P @ M@N @ dumb ho3 mad3 @ comment saying that i didnt h@v chance wit mi boy but i guess she see who here 2 stay…

    Oh, snap.

    Update:

    That could be the right account, or it might not be. Either, way, she’s a douche. Her latest quote:

    EVERYBODY JUST LET YALL NO IAM NOT THE GIRL WHO THE BABY IN DA DRYER SO EVERYONE WHO SENDING ME MESSAGES YALL SO FUCKING DUMD IF YALL DONT NO IF YALL GOT THE RIGHT PERSON PLEASE DONT SEND ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

    And while that Ariel Smith might not be the one who put the baby in the dryer (we’ll know when we find a mugshot) she does have that ghettoriffic vocabulary that screams “Look at me! I love being ignorant.”

    Ariel Smith, who was obviously taking a break from pursuing a fellowship at Cambridge, made a little extra money doing some babysitting work for neighbors and friends. One of those friends was Brandy Dozier, whose MySpace profile can possibly be found here.

    Brandy Dozier had a job, and like millions of other mothers throughout the United States, she couldn’t take her children to her workplace.

    On the 11th of September, 2008, Brandy Dozier went to Ariel Smith’s residence and dropped off her 5-month-old son, Andre Jenkins, and his 18-month-old brother before heading on over to work.

    A short time later, at about 11 in the morning, Ariel Smith called Brandy to let her know that Andre Jenkins wasn’t breathing anymore. I would be willing to guess that Ariel was wondering if she would still get paid for taking care of two children or if her paycheck would be cut in half because one had stopped breathing.

    Brandy Dozier told Ariel Smith to call 911 and that she would be right over. Ariel called 911, but by the time emergency services arrived on the scene, Andre Jenkins was sprawled out on the floor and obviously dead.

    Medical personnel were curious as to how the 5-month-old had come to receive some nasty burns all over his body, however. Police were also curious, and homicide detective Keith Locascio decided to ask Ariel Smith if she knew anything about it. She insisted that those burns had developed after Andre’s 18-month-old brother knocked a pot of boiling water from the hot stove onto Andre.

    Detective Locascio, not being born yesterday, didn’t fall for that explanation and pressed Ariel Smith a bit more. During the interrogation, Ariel Smith finally admitted that Andre and his brother had gotten on her nerves to the point where she decided to put the baby into her clothes dryer, turn it on and leave the room for a while.

    Clothes dryers get hot. They have to, if you want your clothes to come out dry.

    So imagine Andre Jenkins - who was probably just learning about sitting up at this point in his life - and what was going through his mind when that big person put him into the dryer.

    And then imagine how scared he became when the dryer was turned on and started to turn him over and over.

    Imagine how much pain he felt as he was tumbled around and around, out of control, slamming his little body into the sides of that dryer over and over as things got hotter and hotter.

    Angry yet?

    Ariel Smith was arrested and charged with one count of first-degree murder. If convicted, Ariel could possibly receive the death penalty. She will not be likely to be executed via clothes dryer.

    Does Ariel Smith deserve Hell?

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    83 Responses to “Ariel Smith”

    1. comment number 1 by: Bob Saget

      Oh this bitch……Bob Saget is not amused. This bitch should be thrown in a prison with a bunch of rapist and sadist with razor blades, lemon juice and salt. What a fucked up cunt. I can’t say anything that will even expound the rage I have for this bitch.

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      stormy weathers reply on September 16th, 2008:

      You’d fuck her though

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      AmericanPsycko reply on September 16th, 2008:

      who wouldn’t??? well before the whole child killing stuff, that is…i mean, i wouldn’t take her to meet my momma, that is before the aforementioned criminalities

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      Bob reply on September 16th, 2008:

      She’s honestly not that hot if you make the picture bigger.

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      Amy reply on September 17th, 2008:

      Your right Bob…she even looks a bit, masculine.

      Max The Cat reply on September 17th, 2008:

      The article I read about this douchebag, Our darling Ariel did it because she “became frustrated” with 5 month old Andre. That makes total sense to me. Ge frustrated, cook little baby in clothes dryer

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      Darkest Maiden reply on September 19th, 2008:

      No, not rapists. That’s sexism… why is the punishment that a woman should receive automatically become a sexual one? Why should it be rape?
      What she deserves is to be put in a dryer until she’s fucking dead.

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    2. comment number 2 by: MilitaryMama

      Oh my god. ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Does hell have a hell? A sub-hell chamber for the worst of the worst? Will she be tortured for all of eternity? Then yes, send her there. If not, then I agree with Bob Saget: Send her to prison and lock her up with a big, mean, bull-dyke with a razor blade and a salt-shaker.

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      gioudisgirl reply on September 16th, 2008:

      i believe Dante has nine circles of hell….

      “Each circle’s sinners are punished in a fashion fitting their crimes: each sinner is afflicted for all of eternity by the chief sin he committed.

      First Circle (Limbo),

      Second Circle Those overcome by lust are punished

      Third Circle—Cerberus guards the gluttons, forced to lie in a vile slush made by freezing rain, black snow, and hail,

      Fourth Circle-Those whose concern for material goods deviated from the desired mean

      Fifth Circle–In the swamp-like water of the river Styx, the wrathful fight each other on the surface, and the sullen or slothful lie gurgling beneath the water,

      Sixth Circle-Heretics are trapped in flaming tombs,

      Seventh Circle–This circle houses the violent,

      Eighth Circle–The falsifiers, who thrive in a diseased society, are now themselves diseased,

      The last two circles of Hell punish sins that involve conscious fraud or treachery,The Ninth Circle is ringed by classical and Biblical giants with four subcircles

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      Tara reply on September 18th, 2008:

      Ahh Dante’s Inferno…great book…

      unless she will be cooking at the fingertips of the Devil with Judas- I don’t know that any of these stages of hell are apt to fit this monster… I believe she should be punished to this same crime she inflicted upon this poor baby until she dies

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      Mulch reply on September 18th, 2008:

      @MilitaryMama Yes there is it’s called Mulch’s school of behavior adjustment. It invvolves rusty knives, hot coals, viniger, ammonia, oversized dildos, eletric cattel prods, blow torches, rusty pliers, 3 lbs hammers, me and maybe my fellow behavior trainer (in training) Turtle Mania.

      Let me have her for a week and she’ll never be the same. She will beg over and over for me to kill her. I’ll promise to end the pain for her. in a month…

      this story makes me sick.

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    3. comment number 3 by: kpop

      do they not offer home-ec classes in school anymore?
      dyers are for clothes and microwaves are for food.
      what the hell are they teaching these ladies?

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    4. comment number 4 by: Randi Nicole

      Wow. Trash. @ 19, you’d think sh3′d hav3 a b3tt3r job than babysitting.

      15 year olds do better jobs.

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    5. comment number 5 by: Nissa

      I just hope she doesn’t go quick. I have no doubt that she’ll die for this even if it doesn’t come to the death penalty. A bullet to the head is way to good for her.

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    6. comment number 6 by: Lindsay

      Wow, does that calm them down? The dryer thing?

      …. I’ll type it out in case you can’t hear it: SARCASM.

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    7. comment number 7 by: baddie76

      In Louisiana she’ll prolly get the needle. Too bad it won’t be the dryer. . .

      I don’t vare where she goes as long as it isn’t THIS planet with me! The sick fucking bitch!

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    8. comment number 8 by: Trace

      burn bitch burn

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    9. comment number 9 by: CLM

      I know-whenever she gets in jail, someone can make a plan for her to “escape” through the prison laundry. Take her out in a truck and put her in the dryer when she arrives. What a piece of crap.

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    10. comment number 10 by: Mazzi

      What the HELL? I am stunned. Seriously. I mean, I have heard of sick people who do terrible things to children, but this is just the dumbest bitch in the world!

      Most of the abusers are evil, but this one seems less like she is evil, and more like she is too stupid to breathe.

      Putting a baby in a clothes dryer? What in Gods name would possess anyone to do that for any reason? ANY reason?

      Bzzzzzzzt. Hell button pushed.

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      Amy reply on September 17th, 2008:

      Maybe she thought the baby would enjoy the ride. Maybe she thought the motion and warmth would rock it to sleep. Id say to give the silly bitch a labotomy, but i doubt you’d find anything other than @@@’s and 333’s and a lot of air in her skull.

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      Max The Cat reply on September 17th, 2008:

      Can you imagine the total lack of empathy, along with the just plain evil it takes to commit as callous an act as this. “Screw this kid, I’ve had enough of him, so I’ll just toss him in this here clothes dryer, push the ol’ button and forget all about him.” Seems like it was as simple as that for miss thing here.

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      Amy reply on September 17th, 2008:

      What gets me Max is that she MUST have known that the baby would be injured or killed. Anyone who has ever done laundry knows the clothes get hot. And she MUST have known that she would be in deep shit over it all. So what posessed her to go ahead and put the baby in the dryer anyway?
      Does she think that jail is like a day camp?

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      Max The Cat reply on September 17th, 2008:

      Oh I agree Amy. She knew exactly what she was doing, and now there’s a little guy that’s dead because she got ‘frustrated’. Christ, it’s not even a good enough reason for a fucking spanking. This evil lady deserves whatever she gets, plus a big fat tip.

    11. comment number 11 by: gioudisgirl

      there was a story about a woman putting her kid in the washer, but even she knew to get him out before the spin cycle started. there are dozens of stories where a kid has shut a kid in the dryer, or a kid getting in for hide and go seek. there is no way she left for a minute or even awhile. this child had obvious burns.

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      Amy reply on September 17th, 2008:

      What is it with useless women and white goods? The washing machine broke down?..Put the kid in the dryer. Dryer has a lint problem? There is always the microwave…whats next? The toaster oven? The sewing machine?

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    12. comment number 12 by: Miwist

      She just made an honest mistake. If you put a baby in a car seat on TOP of the dryer (supervised, of course), the sound and motion will calm them.
      Driving them around the block in a car works well too. Make sure you drive though, just putting them in the car out in the driveway is usually a bad thing, and running the engine with the baby and the car in the garage doesn’t work well.

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      Lc10xx reply on September 16th, 2008:

      Honest mistake! no that bitch knew what the fuck she was doing from the get go. an honest mistake is me forgetting my id at the house. That bitch needs to burn in help

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      aimy reply on September 16th, 2008:

      Miwist, honest mistake MY ASS. There’s a BIT difference between “ontop of the dryer” and “in the dryer”.

      Maybe you need some help yourself, before you end up in hell like this fucking stupid bitch.

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      Bob reply on September 16th, 2008:

      This bitch was dumb enough to put a baby in a dryer for an extended period of time. I wouldn’t be surprised if she were also too stupid to understand the difference between ‘on top’ and ‘in’.

      I bet she was talking on her cellphone to her myspace friends as the baby burned to death.

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      Amy reply on September 16th, 2008:

      Whatever happened to, Baby is crying, check its nappy is not dirty. Offer it a bottle. Give it a cuddle. Play with it. Make sure it does not have wind. Is baby sleepy? Teething? Sick?
      Fuck all that, its too hard to talk trash to your ho3 buddies on myspace…better to just pop the little thing into the dryer…
      Im still trying to figure out what was possibly going through her brain. Does she even have a brain?

      Syyd reply on September 16th, 2008:

      I can always count on some idiots to overlook obvious sarcasm and provide my dull night with entertaining idiocy. Aimy and Lc, try to keep up.

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    13. comment number 13 by: Fred

      OK, I’d fuck her.
      My plan handcuff her hands behind her back.
      Duct tape over the mouth - she’s so trashy that I am sure that her personality would nullify the hot body.
      Superglue the nose - let her sufficate!
      What’s in it for me?
      Well I figure she’d be writhing, sqirming and moving about desperately - so she’d do the work! And afterwards, she’d be dead, so I would not have to hear any bitchin about the fact that I am a lazy fuck!

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      whiteiris reply on September 16th, 2008:

      No matter how many times I am around I can still NOT laugh at all of the “Fuck her in grotesc ways” humor. That is just so disgusting to me guys. I want to be mad at this bitch not disgusted that you guys sarcastically think she is sexy. Ewww.

      I totally get the whole humor thing. In fact I find myself laughing on the inside about your obnoxious comments once in awhile. But still….It really makes me wonder who I am amongst here. ?? Sex addicts? Crazy porn heads?? Anyway sick. Please stop crashing my thoughts on all of you being super hero vigelenties in disguise. Aight! :o) At least not after the horrible baby crimes.

      (You guys know I am just joshing right? I do really feel that way of course. However I am a huge believer in “Freedom of Speech” :o) It’s just a little shocking at times.)

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      Mulch reply on September 18th, 2008:

      Who uses humor? I want the cunt to suffer. I want her to know more pain then she ever though she could posess. I want her to die in a horrible manner slowly wasting away.

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      Dee reply on September 17th, 2008:

      Fred, you are a true sadist.

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    14. comment number 14 by: Kiefer

      HOLY SHIT!! I just stopped reading it at the first mention of a dryer! THATS FUCKING HORRIBLE. I want her to hop in a dryer for a while and see how it feels

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      Max The Cat reply on September 18th, 2008:

      And he lives near me! I’m glad Fred is an otherwise well balanced fellow, or I’d be nervous. *laugh*

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    15. comment number 15 by: Amy

      She may look decent to some ( personally i think she looks like a cheap whore), but she cant spell and she sure as shit is useless at babysitting.
      What a dumb, useless excuse for life.
      This reminds me of that China chick who put her baby in the microwave.

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      whiteiris reply on September 16th, 2008:

      She is worse then the China bitch! The China bitch was smashed, and emotional over her DNA boyfriend fight. No excuse, fry bitch, fry.. However China had irrational motive. This babysitter cheap ho was just downright cold hearted and selfish and had no regard for human life. I really hope she gets the death penalty. We should totally make a “pinky promise” to post what her sentence is when she is sentence. I would like to be reminded of this case and see the outcome. I think she has the real potenial of death. Unlike the microwave beotch. Mazzi, Admin, you guys have to be down on the
      Pinky promise” as well. Will she get the needle? Or won’t she? Hmmm?

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      Amy reply on September 16th, 2008:

      Little finger extended for pinky promise…im in whiteiris. I sure hope she gets the needle.

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    16. comment number 16 by: Amanda

      Seriously…that had to take TIME to do…baby screaming….what to do, what to do….hmmmm, I KNOW! Let’s put him in the microwave-wait, no, that’s wrong. Wash machine! Oh shit, then he’d DROWN. Ohhhhh, how about the dryer?! Put it on low….WHAT THE FUCK. Couldn’t have put a FIVE MONTH OLD BABY IN HIS CRIB?!!?!?!? Walk away from that. I hope she rots. And seriously–why don’t we look at the PARENTS of these fucked up people?? If they’re still able to breed, we should tie that shit UP. I think we should fill out apps or something to breed. Fuuuuuckiiiin’ A.

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    17. comment number 17 by: Amy

      If my sons football boots are dirty the night before a big game i’ll give them a scrub and put them in the dryer for a half hour to dry the insides. Now because they are heavy they clunk around in there and make a fair bit of noise as they bang against the sides.
      That baby wasnt just burned to death, it was thrown around inside that dryer, hitting the sides, going upside down etc… on second thoughts, the bitch is not just dumb, she is cruel and selfish and a waste of space.

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    18. comment number 18 by: diana

      Oh what a worthless piece of shit. This shows obvious disregard for any human life. if a person will do this because a child is ‘getting on my nerves’… Imagine what else she is capable of. The only cure? A bullet. But first, the razor blades and the lemon juice. I hope it hurts, Ariel! You waste of fucking air.

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    19. comment number 19 by: eternal

      f0rg3t the tri@l. just stuff this h0 int0 th3 dry3r until sh3 di3s, sh3 is t0 rep0rt t0 h3ll imm3di@t3ly @ft3rw@rds.

      @nd n0t just f0r killing th3 b@by in 0n3 of th3 cru3l3st @nd m0st unusual ways i h@v3 h3@rd y3t, but @ls0 f0r writing like @ m0r0n.

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      Mulch reply on September 18th, 2008:

      That hurts my hair to read guy…… Can you translate for me?

      Sorry I aint be no mofo gansta. Is bein able to mofo read.

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      eternal reply on September 18th, 2008:

      lmao, sorry mulch! i said “forget the trial. just stuff this ho into the dryer until she dies, she is to report to hell immediately afterwards.

      and not just for killing the baby in one of the cruelest and most unusual ways i have heard yet, but also for writing like a moron.”

      you know, it hurt to write like that. it took more time and thought (ironic, right? thought, lol) to write like an idiot than a smart person.

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    20. comment number 20 by: Shane

      what the fuck!

      how to keep a man:

      1: know how to do the laundry
      2: know how to take care of kids

      those are two great qualities. so she’s pretty much got it covered. i hope her man likes prisons, cause she’s got her whole life. what a keeper!

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    21. comment number 21 by: whiteiris

      I am with you on the writing like a moron. What kind of shit is that??? It’s not even fun to read. In fact I am squinting. I like to make myself feel enjoyment and happiness in anyway I can. And squinting to read something is not my idea of a good time.

      As far as the poor little baby guy he is no longer suffering. His mom however a different story. :o( This chick deserves to die. :o( :o( :o( Much sad, much graffic story. :o(

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    22. comment number 22 by: Mageira

      Well just as long as she didn’t mix her blacks with her whites, or her babies with her toddlers, I don’t see any real problem.
      Yes, she’s a massively demented bitch, but that’s nothing compared to mixed up laundry.. right?

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    23. comment number 23 by: MBA-Ms.BadAss

      Clothes dryer; guess the microwave oven was broken.

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    24. comment number 24 by: DualDenz

      must
      resist
      urge
      to
      kill!
      goddamn this bitch, she needs a fucking headshot!
      i’m usually a bit more eloquent, but i can’t in this case.

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    25. comment number 25 by: Kdogg

      let’s see how this electric chair works… low.. medium… FRY

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    26. comment number 26 by: bc

      this makes me so incredibly angry, and so sad. i just cannot even imagine how anyone could do something like this. that poor, poor sweet baby. what a fucking horrible way to die. he was probably crying because he was tired, or teething…or missing his mommy…or just needing attention. so she got pissed off because he wouldn’t “shut up” and put him in a fucking CLOTHES DRYER? we all have our moments of frustration. it’s hard when a baby is crying and you can’t seem to make them stop. so, any rational, normal person with a soul would put them in a SAFE PLACE and walk away and calm down. not stick them in a fucking CLOTHES DRYER and turn the damn thing on!!! what a twisted, heartless, soulless bitch. i hope she fucking fries. i wish i could throw her into an industrial dryer, naked, with a bunch of huge fucking boulders in there with her, and maybe some nails and broken glass for good measure. stupid worthless fucking cunt.

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      Max The Cat reply on September 18th, 2008:

      Wow, powerful stuff bc. Now this is how to vent people. I wish I was half as good at using words as bc is right here. Yeah man, this is how it’s done folks.

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    27. comment number 27 by: Amy

      I bet any money that at some point she is going to say that the 18 month old stuck the baby in the dryer. She already tried to blame him by saying he spilled hot water on the baby.
      What a low bitch, blaming an 18 month old .

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    28. comment number 28 by: Amy

      You have to check out this chicks myspace page…her headline says…People Today Are So Stupid…but not stupid enough to think that putting a baby in a dryer is cool hey Ariel. She is also on the denial trail…what a stupid, stupid cow.

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    29. comment number 29 by: Tara

      Ahh Dante’s Inferno…great book…

      unless she will be cooking at the fingertips of the Devil with Judas- I don’t know that any of these stages of hell are apt to fit this monster… I believe she should be punished to this same crime she inflicted upon this poor baby until she dies.

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    30. comment number 30 by: insaneinthesfv

      “She will not be likely to be executed via clothes dryer.”

      Too bad.

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      Amy reply on September 18th, 2008:

      Maybe its just as well…i sure wouldnt want to clean out the lint trap one the cycle had finished! Hopefully they will fry her, but prob not.

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    31. comment number 31 by: ccrashh

      One note of info: her Myspace page is now saying she isn’t the one who put the baby in the dryer. Can anyone confirm?

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      Amy reply on September 18th, 2008:

      Im sure that admin would have confirmed this before posting her pic, name and my space account….while not perfect, he does a pretty good job of checking his facts.

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      ccrashh reply on September 18th, 2008:

      Well, I find it odd that, if this is the person, she had access to a PC already. Seems strange is all. Plus, there’s another listing for Ariel Smith in New Orleans on mySpace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=102214044

      Could be the same person…dunno. But if not, then which one.

      admin - Yeah, that’s the same person. I had that profile when I wrote the piece, but there wasn’t much there. We’ll see if it’s the same person when they release the mugshot photo and the case goes to trial.

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      diana reply on September 18th, 2008:

      Looks like the same girl… I know several people that have more than one Myspace account.

      eternal reply on September 18th, 2008:

      could only be one dumbass writing like that… it’s her. but what do we expect her myspace to say?

      “it’s me, th3 dry3r b@by kill3r! s3nd @ll your h@t3 m@il h3re!”

      if only people were so honest.

      Amy reply on September 18th, 2008:

      It does look like the same girl..she even has the same trashy dress sense and seems to be wearing the same pair of shorts. Same pose with a car as the back drop. Same fucked up writing style…im thinking she has two my space pages.

      ccrashh reply on September 18th, 2008:

      Sorry…one more thing: how would someone check to make sure this is the right person? As far as I can tell, there’s not one official photo of the killer Ariel Smith in any of the news reports.

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    32. comment number 32 by: GloryBug

      Thump, thump. Been there, done that. Except that it was my cat, it was an accident, and she was taken out 2 seconds after I heard the thumping. I’m guessing a child might make a bigger thumping noise?

      911 statement ‘not breathing’ new code for ‘I just killed a child’?

      Why do so many child abusers/murderers always have a pot of boiling water on their stove as their first alibi? Parents who are desperate for childcare should first check out their potential caregivers by seeing if there’s a convenient ‘pot of water’ boiling on the stove.

      c

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    33. comment number 33 by: Sherry

      “I@M D@ R3@SON WHY Y@ll C@NT K33P @ M@N @ dumb ho3 mad3 @ comment saying that i didnt h@v chance wit mi boy but i guess she see who here 2 stay…”

      That’s my favorite part. For the rizzile my nizzle. What is she? 12?

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      eternal reply on September 19th, 2008:

      give the poor girl a break, sherry. it takes a lot of effort to write like that. she was concentrating hard on expressing herself so creatively with that last statement. that’s why she didn’t notice the 18 month old spilling the pot of boiling water all over the 5 month old right before he got off to a running start and soared through the air to activate the dryer before jumping in.

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    34. comment number 34 by: Kathy

      Can you imagine how hard that baby must have been screaming in that dryer? I don’t normally believe the electric chair should be used as a means of execution, but in this woman’s case I think they should use Old Sparky, and use the lowest dose of current for the longest time, and that while in hell she should have to listen to that baby’s anguished cries continually for the rest of eternity while having hot coals shoveled up her ass.

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    35. comment number 35 by: TurtleMania

      Lesson 1:
      First, remove the child from the Elmo blanket BEFORE you wash and dry it.

      Warning: If this task is difficult in anyway, proceed to the “kitchen knife to the temple and wrist” part of this manual. Thank you.

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    36. comment number 36 by: The Danger Zone

      Attention all PYSIH Members, we have a new execution manual for those who choose to kill children. Please note this method of execution will be implemented immediately.

      1. Fire the Anesthesiologist, the condemned won’t be complaining about this anyways.

      2. Hook the Condemned up to a blood bypass machine.

      3. Use Meat Cleaver to open the chest. Larger swings will be needed for well endowed females.

      4. Crack open the ribs with a 20 pound sledge hammer.

      5. Grab Meat Cleaver again and remove the heart by chopping large veins and arteries.

      6. Place Heart in a microwave.

      7. Place Microwave directly in front of the condemned and raise condemned to sitting position.

      8. Set Microwave Timer to 60 minutes.

      9. Show condemned a replacement heart in a cooler, advise them it is their type and if a transplant is successful they will be pardoned.

      10. Have Condemned push start button on microwave.

      11. Grab an axe and return condemned to a flat laying position.

      12. Hook Condemned up to Dialysis Machine.

      13. Swing Axe in the Kidney sections of the Condemned until the Kidneys are exposed.

      14. Grab Meat Cleaver and remove kidneys in a Sasquatch manner.

      15. Place Kidneys in a dryer and set for 2 hours Permanent Fry. Start Dryer.

      16. Ensure Condemned is uncomfortably watching kidneys and heart tumble and cook.

      17. Take donor heart (it’s just one from a cadaver that was never meant to be donated) and place in a large buffalo vice.

      18. Slowly, very slowly tighten vice on the heart as the condemned watches it compress. Ensure heart explodes across the face of the condemned.

      19. Once dryer stops disconnect condemned from Dialysis but leave on Heart bypass machine. (Don’t want them dead yet!!)

      20. Pour Lemon Juice, 10 gallons worth, into open wounds.

      21. Place Television in front of condemned playing video of their crime over and over.

      22. Walk out of room with video and heart bypass machine running constantly and wait for condemned to starve to death or die from septic.

      Now, this might actually be a deterrent to hurting our kids.

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      Amy reply on September 21st, 2008:

      I dont rape, murder, microwave, fast dry, or drag race with my kids in the car because i dont want the above punishment. I desist from doing these things simply because i love my children…
      Its a sad world when people dont love children.

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    37. comment number 37 by: Kathy

      Danger Zone,
      The main problem with your method of execution is that once you cut the chest open and remove the heart, the person loses consciousness, goes into shock and dies. You’d have to remove and microwave other body parts, not the heart…

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      The Danger Zone reply on September 21st, 2008:

      Could we substitute lungs for heart then? Maybe even let them slice and fry up their own liver.

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      TurtleMania reply on September 21st, 2008:

      It’s ok. You’ll get better with time and experience. Keep the good ideas coming.

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    38. comment number 38 by: Randi Nicole

      Someone find a mugshot, pleaase

      i W@nn@ s33 if it$ h3r or not

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    39. comment number 39 by: The Danger Zone

      We have a little information on Andre. His uncle has set up a facebook page.

      http://www.new.facebook.com/wall.php?id=25641973815

      I’m still looking for a picture of the POSC that did this to him.

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    40. comment number 40 by: Whoa

      What do you do with 0.0 respect for human life? How do you have a society like that?

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    41. comment number 41 by: Whoa

      Wait - don’t get me wrong on this, I’m not racist, but I am noticing some differences in culture, IF the involved parties are correctly “MySpace-ID’d,” which could easily lead one to the possibility that it would have been less likely to happen if it weren’t a white baby… Hey, whites aren’t the only ones capable of hate crimes.

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    42. comment number 42 by: Taz

      Uhh Ariel Smith isnt 19 yet , in 2 days she will be though . Hope you have a big UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY you stupid murdering bitch !!!!

      Offender ID: 1000515742
      Offender Name: ARIELLE SMITH
      Date of Birth: 10/16/1989
      Age: 18
      Custody Status: In Custody
      Location of Offender: Jefferson Parish Correctional
      Race: Black
      Gender: Female

      Still looking for a mugshot , guess we will have to wait till she goes to court. I am pretty sure the press will follow the case when they notice the different races involved. Not that it matters to me , only the fact the baby was tossed in the dryer.

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      Amy reply on October 14th, 2008:

      So young, yet so totally fucked.

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      TurtleMania reply on October 15th, 2008:

      Oh God, no.

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