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    David Meyers

    David MeyersThis was 52-year-old David Meyers.

    David Meyers is just another example of how the media jumps to conclusions when reporting news. Inaccuracy, biased observations, sheer unadulterated hate for poor people – is it really that surprising when the media talks about someone like David Meyers, that they get the story completely wrong?

    David Meyers was going through a rough period in his life, and it isn’t right that everyone remembers David the way that the media would like to portray him. David Meyers was a good man, with a few faults – like everyone here on PYSIH.com!

    OK yeah, David Meyers was a registered sexual offender who had served 10 years of a 20-year prison sentence for criminal confinement and sexual deviant conduct. But David had gotten out of prison two years ago! He got himself a job and was trying to change his life around! Yeah, he hadn’t registered his new address, and that’s “against the law” – but the law is wrong! They didn’t have to put a warrant out for his arrest! He served his time and shouldn’t have to be punished the rest of his life! It’s not like he’s a danger to anyone now – he learned his lesson after 10 years in prison!

    It’s not his fault that David Meyers lost his job recently. It’s not David’s fault that he was living with his mother in her house. Lots of people live with their mothers when they’re 52. It’s very common.

    And it was completely normal for David to be out at 3 in the morning, walking around. Is there some kind of law against people being out that late? Is it wrong, you judgmental bastards?

    Just because David Meyers was naked doesn’t mean anything at all! What’s your problem? You’re naked when you walk into the shower, aren’t you? You don’t shower with your clothes on, right? Well, David Meyers probably just got lost a little bit after getting a hankering for a shower at 3 in the morning. So he missed the bathroom and went outside and down the gravel road his mother’s house is on for a short distance?

    So what?

    And really, just because David Meyers was carrying a rope, a knife, some condoms and a gag – that doesn’t mean a damn thing and you know it. Where do you get off making insinuations like that? He didn’t have any pockets you idiots! Where could he have kept all this stuff? Yeah you just try walking around naked at 3 in the morning while carrying a rope, a knife, some condoms and a gag. You can’t even DO it! It’s too hard! Unless you want to put the rope around your body and carry the knife in your teeth, with the condoms in one hand and the gag around your wrist or something – and nobody would walk around like that.

    Idiots. Judgmental idiots.

    Ok, so David Meyers had opened the window of a house while he was out walking around. It’s not like he was breaking and entering! Seriously, you guys jump to conclusions all the time! That was the easiest window to get into! And he didn’t want to wake up the people who were living in that house, because they were renting the house from David Meyers’ uncle! The house was owned by the family, so it’s not like he couldn’t go into the house whenever he wanted! And David Meyers knew the family who was living in his uncle’s house anyways!

    He was just being considerate, but you people and the media never see it that way. You always look for the evil in mankind, instead of the good. And you suck.

    Yeah, maybe David scared the 17-year-old girl whose bedroom he walked into. The house was dark – it was 3 in the morning, remember? And it’s not easy to find your way around when you’re wearing a mask! Think about it, you’re in a dark house, everyone’s asleep, and you’re wearing a mask and latex gloves. You’ll be stumbling over and tripping over all kinds of things. And David Meyers was probably just looking for the shower anyways.

    The dumb bitch whose room he was in didn’t have to start screaming. I mean, seriously, what the hell? A 52-year-old naked guy in your room with a mask, latex gloves, a knife, rope, a gag and condoms – that’s not a threat, that’s an opportunity!

    It’s not like a 17-year-old hasn’t seen it before, it’s not like we’re living in the 1950′s, people.

    And then 64-year-old Robert McNally runs in, playing Mr. Save-a-ho. Great father there. Just because his daughter is screaming about this naked guy with a mask, latex gloves, a knife, rope, a gag and condoms in her room doesn’t mean he has to attack the guy.

    Violence solves nothing! Robert McNally didn’t even ask David Meyers what he needed! David would have just said he needed a shower, and there wouldn’t have had to be a fight at all! Fighting is wrong – it’s a crime called assault – and Robert McNally should have known that.

    The police didn’t even need to be there, but since they were coming, they should have come earlier, with medical help. And Robert’s daughter shouldn’t have called them anyways. She should have just gone back to sleep. Why is she butting her nose into everyone’s business?

    If it wasn’t for the cheap tricks Robert McNally pulled on David Meyers, David would have been able to get away and stay out of trouble.

    And Robert McNally should be charged with murder. After all – the cops arrived and told him to let David Meyers go. I mean look, Robert was on the floor and had his arm around David’s neck – that’s an illegal choke hold. Robert should have known that David Meyers might have a heart condition and that he’d be vulnerable to violence.

    And the media is reporting that the McNally’s didn’t recognize David Meyers until his mask was off, which is complete bullshit. How could you not recognize someone who has been in your house several times?

    So now Robert McNally is going to walk away from murder, just because the media wants to report things their way, instead of just doing their jobs and reporting the truth.

    Someone should sue them.

    Does David Meyers deserve Hell?

    • Yes (93%, 348 Votes)
    • No (7%, 27 Votes)

    Total Voters: 375

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    79 Responses to “David Meyers”

    1. Kenny says:

      good job McNally protecting your house and anyone elses family this guys may or may not have entered. I love the humor and thought put into this article too…made me giggle a little even though it was about teh murder of a sex offender…oh wait, maybe it was the murder of a sex offender that made me giggle? :D

    2. Lindsey says:

      I love this post. It is so true. The media trys to make everyone out to be bad guys. They never think to ask the real questions. Like Why?
      He didn’t even do anything; he was just standing there naked. That is no crime…..

      Ok enough! Way to go dad for jumpin in to save your daughter. It does my heart good to know that there are fathers out there that still love and protect their offspring. But one word of advice, lock all your windows.

      I love these stroies that have happy endings. Well happy for everyone except the perp.

    3. Jules says:

      I am usually respectful of the deceased. They are dead, and cannot speak for themselves. However, in this situation I believe David is already serving time down in HELL. There is not many excuses he could have pulled out for this one.
      Finally, justice was served by the parents of the victim.

      I wonder how many other victim’s parents would literally ‘kill’ to have that chance!

      INDIANAPOLIS — A man who police said broke into a home with the intention of sexually assault a 17-year-old girl in her bedroom died early Sunday morning after a struggle with the girl’s father.

      David Meyers (pictured), 52, was pronounced dead at the scene shortly after officers arrived following a report of a home invasion in the 3500 block of West 79th Street at about 3:20 a.m.

      Officers said they found Robert McNally, 64, on the floor with his arm around the neck of Meyers, struggling to hold him down.

      Good post admin!

    4. Amy says:

      Three cheers for the dad. He did what he was supposed to do, he protected his daughter from a saddistic rapist.
      First person who comes on here and starts defending the perve is getting an ass kicking!!!

    5. TXwordman says:

      One down, several hundred thousand to go.

      Great tongue-in-cheek post…very clever…kudos!

      I’m picturing the life-and-death struggle between the 64 year old dad and the 52 year old perv. That must have been one to watch. Oh well, the outcome is the important thing, and dad totalled the sick f**k, so all’s well that ends well.

    6. Miwist says:

      Meyers wasn’t naked – he had on a mask and latex gloves – clearly an example of the media sensationizing the news and misleading the public.
      Remember, these media types are the same bastards attacking Sarah Palin.

    7. Max The Cat says:

      Booh Yah! Three cheers for Daddy McNally! Woot! Woot! Woot! Looks like Dave finally met someone who wasn’t going to take any shit from an asshole pedophile baby raping scumbag. Although, in the spirit of good people everywhere, Mr. McNally showed more concern for Meyer’s family than David did for his. “We’re all kind of grieving together,” Robert Meyers, David’s brother, said, referring to the family of Robert McNally.
      It’s good to be human on days like this, isn’t it?

    8. Steve says:

      Love what the dad did. Perfect.

      Though, I must point out that every teenaged boy who might have had an inclination to date this guy’s daughter, might have serious second thoughts. :)

    9. Sherry says:

      This story would have been just as good without all the ignorant rambling. I didn’t even finish reading it because it was irritating. Someone tell me what happens at the end?

      admin – The ignorant rambling can usually be found in PYSIH.com posts where the perpetrator’s friends and family show up to give their point of view. Just heading this one off at the pass.

    10. Fred says:

      Wow – such a liberal bias here, has the NY Times offered you a job yet?
      Has the ACLU filed its lawsiut against McNalley for violating Meyers civil rights yet?
      All Meyers wanted to do was shower with McNally’s daughter………

    11. ewww says:

      Seriously, Sherry. What’s with the false liberalism? Obnoxious. No one actually feels that way, not even close enough to make it funny. Good for McNally, though.

      • Sherry says:

        Agreed on good for McNally. I usually find humor in most of the posts on PYSIH, as horrific as most of them are, but for some reason, this one was just…. well…….. stupid. I’m sorry. Maybe I hadn’t read this authors writing before. I don’t know. The story is obnoxious in it’s own but the author didn’t help me to get interested in it at all.

        • Fred says:

          the humor made it a little hard to read, but the overthe top liberalism was funny in a morbid way.
          being from MA and living in CT, I am ear deep in liberals and other forms of PC life.
          Texans would not believe what one has to do before being allowed to defend one’s self up here and how easy it is to offend someone and get into a heap of trouble.
          Being a white male, I am instantly guilty of offending someone and I have to prove my innocence. Been there; I have no love for the NAACP as some of them are would be Klansmen if they were white.

          If you are not in a Blue Balls state, watch and gauard your rights closely as rights are taken away from those who are not constantly vigilant.

    12. TurtleMania says:

      Questions for Daddy:

      Did David have a hard-on while you choked him?

      Did you allow David to touch himself/you while you had your arm around his neck ?

      Did you allow your daughter to watch?

      Thanks.

    13. Lindsay says:

      Parents that care? Is this still PYSIH?!?!

    14. MBA-Ms.BadAss says:

      A grimy, perverted, naked guy, dead on the floor…….
      Time to move.

    15. Chilibreez says:

      Three cheers for Dad. I’d hire him as security at my place. I do have to agree though that this story was a little irritating to read; though the PYSIH audience enjoys a clever read, I hope this author tones it down a little next time.

    16. The Danger Zone says:

      It was the daughter, his victim that called 911 as her father gave this scum sucking piece of shit the punishment he earned.

      Check this out. It’s the 911 call the daughter made. It will have an effect on you, it had a huge effect on me.

      http://www.wibc.com/News/Story.aspx?ID=100430

    17. eternal says:

      yes he deserved hell and i’m ecstatic that robert mcnally seent him there!

    18. Darkest Maiden says:

      People who rape are the ones who can’t get it anywhere else. Therefore they should be thrown out of the gene pool.
      THE PATHETIC WASTE OF SKIN SHOULD BE VANQUISHED. He is using up our air.

      • Amy says:

        And really, its no surprise he could not get it anywhere else. He looks like an annorexic Yoda.

        • Fred says:

          He may have to pay extra for a lap dance, but when you’re not gettin any, it’s better to toss a few bucks and rent someone than to rape someone.
          Sure I have lost a few bucks in he past, but I aint Bubba’s Bitch!

    19. jackofalltrades says:

      This entry was exceptionally difficult to get through. Can it be summed up with an appropriate youtube video?

    20. AmericanPsycko says:

      there were no ads at the end of this story…i’m going to find a commercial web site that really gives me ads to click on…bastards!

      admin – Yeah we’re sorry, but we decided to move away from the ads. As the week progresses, you’ll see even more of them go away. Right now, I’m far too tired to go through everything and make the necessary changes or write another piece.

    21. Kdogg says:

      got what he deserved.. well done dad!!!

    22. Dee says:

      I love whoever wrote this story. I laughed out loud several times. You are some funny, sick people. Just like me. We would make good friends.

    23. DualDenz says:

      so daddy chocked the perv to death? now THAT’S what i call a positive result!. surely the girl wont even have a nightmare about it, as the person that tried to get her is dead and daddy is still around.
      give that guy a medal!

      • Amy says:

        If a fifty something year old guy jumped in thru my window with nothing on byt gloves and a mask, i know id sure have a few nightmares. Most of them would be about his saggy, wrinkly old mans testicles. Ewww

        • TurtleMania says:

          Not to mention he DIED on her bedroom floor. He probably got precum spots/stains, blood and sweat juices on the carpet etc. etc. Like someone said: “It’s time to move, this POSbag defiled the safe-haven.”

    24. Fred says:

      I am glad that the father sent this bastard to hell express.
      I am sure that the defense atty would attack this girl and try to get his client off because she could not positivly identify him as in court he’d be dressed wth no mask on.
      Then the atty might sue the father for using excessive force / restraint.
      I hope that there are more instances where the criminal gets killed on the schene – criminals should be afraid of breaking laws and if our “justice system” won’t do the job, then it’s up to the potential victims to dole out justice.

    25. Sherry says:

      God he’s hot. All red ‘n stuff.

    26. SC says:

      Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Finally, a pervert who got EXACTLY what he deserved! That really makes my day. I wish more of them would get killed while they’re attempting to do something heinous.

    27. MrEthiopian says:

      You ever think maybe he just lost his way to the nudist colony?

      • Amy says:

        You know your are so right. He could have been going to a nudist masquerade ball, hence the mask. And the gloves were just to keep his hands warm. After all, it tends to get a little chilli when your running around in your birthday suit…
        As for the rope, condoms etc…maybe the masquerade ball had a theme.

    28. MrEthiopian says:

      You think he won best costume or did this guy win http://therecshow.com/2008/04/16/the-midgets-will-get-you/

    29. Mandi says:

      fantastic read.
      great outcome.
      happy Mandi. :)

    30. George says:

      I’m sure you’d want justice if some sex offender crawled through your window at night to come ass rape you.

    31. Marcie says:

      im glad it ended the way it did…

      finally…we dont have to pay for this idiot to sit in jail

      we dont have to pay for the ho to go to counsiling

      we dont have to keep our kids locked up in fear of this guy…

      but…dad did kill the guy…i bet they will both be duking it out in hell one day

      • FunkDupp says:

        Yes you’re absolutely correct with this incieful little gem “we dont have to pay for the ho to go to counsiling” cos as we all know the slut was asleep in her own bed all alone at 3 am just asking for it. I hate how ho’s do that.

    32. Taz says:

      Yay!! another dirtbag , POS asshat bites the dust.
      I say through a parade for Mr. McNally or atleast give him a metal for it.

      Maybe the other 233 POS sex offenders that live or work within a 5 mile radius will think twice about being repeat offenders.

      Just for the heck of it I checked the address and found 233 within 5 miles, 73 within 3 miles and 39 within 2 miles.

      1 down and 233 more dirtbags to go.

      • Amy says:

        233 within five miles???? Fucking hell. We need our sex offender registration list open to be available to the pub;ic here in Western Australia.
        Wonder how many are in my town?
        Thats a scary, scary thought.

      • Katie says:

        “I down, 233 more dirtbags to go”? That’s not funny, you’re talking about a human life here, and you don’t even know the circumstances by which the sex offenders were convicted. I bet the majority of them are truly sorry for what they did, and are actually good people despite that fact. Just because some are messed up doesn’t mean everyone is. Don’t judge people before you meet them. And how do you know the other 233 were even thinking about doing it again before this happened? Don’t be an ignorant, judgemental asshole.

        • diana says:

          Katie, please tell us you are being sarcastic… With the whole “I’m sure most of them are truely sorry for what they did” thing, I mean.

        • USS Yorktown says:

          Great, more self-righteous morons here.

        • Max The Cat says:

          Actually, I heard the number is down to 227 dirtbags. Two died of natural causes, one was killed when he was run over by his own Good Humor ice cream truck, one bled to death when a vacuum cleaner chopped his Mr Happy off, another dickhead did NOT contact his doctor after his Viagra induced erection lasted over 4 hours, & this other dude did too much Meth and was pecked to death after breaking into the Zoo’s Peacock cage to show them his pee-cock.

          Darwin’s theory can be a bitch sometimes.

        • diana says:

          And Katie- on several of the sex offender websites, you can in fact read what they were convicted of. And the age of the victims. You are not going to find much sympathy for sex offenders here. Most of us are aware that many sex offenders, and ALL pedophiles are incapable of being rehabilitated, and are likely to repeat their crimes. I think what you mean when you say ” The majority of them feel bad for what they did.” is actually “The majority of them feel bad that they got caught.”

        • Tito says:

          Methinks if one of them were to get a hold on you, Katie, you wouldn’t be so fast to forgive? No no, I’m sure of that.

          • Max The Cat says:

            You should pay attention to Tito here Katie. He’s a good guy, and I think he’s trying to save your life.

          • diana says:

            Max, it sounds like Katie really needs saving. The defensive tone in her first post makes me think that she is probably close to a sex offender. Not making an accusation- that’s just how it seemed to me.

        • Lavonna says:

          You know what is not funny? A child having to live the rest of their fucking lives all fucked up in the head. Do you think that is nice? NO it fucking isn’t. An innocence child (yes 17 is a child) laying in her own bed gets woke up by a naked man who had the intent to rape her is not funny but you know what?
          Fuck him, good riddance to the mother fucker.
          1 down and 237 to go! haha

        • FunkDupp says:

          Thank you so much Katie for your thoughtful pieces of shit. I especially liked “I bet the majority of them are truly sorry for what they did, and are actually good people despite that fact.” My bad, here I was thinking all sexual predators were worthless fucktards but as you’ve shown us all, they are “actually good people”. My most sincere apologies about your face.

      • USS Yorktown says:

        Why do we even have registered sex offenders to begin with? They should have the key thrown away.

    33. Kim says:

      Awesome writing, admin! I have certainly missed your quick wit and your skill with the written word. hahahahahah. I’m glad the guy is dead. One less sicko our children have to worry about. :)

    34. Jonathan says:

      Good job dad I hope you wrung his neck good!
      There’s my nomination for father of the year.

    35. Lakshmi Patel says:

      lol i wasn’t sure whether or not it was complete sarcasm or the actual truth…found out at the end though haha props for the father and props to admin for writing such an entertaining article ahaha keep’em comin!!

    36. diana says:

      Surely this guy was just sleepwalking, right? That Pelligrino guy makes it sound like people sleep walk all the time. I’m sure this was all a misunderstanding.

    37. Lewbell says:

      Mr. Ethiopian, your picture was hilarious. Also, great write up. This case just seems like God dished out his own justice.

    38. hazzard2myself says:

      yeaaaa! bad guy is dead! no mo bad man!

      I like the dad here…. we need more like him around!!!!

    39. AgJu says:

      i love the send up of shitbags who come to defend these other shitbags. :p

      You should do it again sometime! :)

    40. Southern Lady says:

      This was one of the most entertaining stories I’ve read in ages. I adored the impression it gave of having been written by a scumbag defender.
      Please, keep it up!!

    41. Shakit Green says:

      he’s a father who is a hero and should be cheered. he was only prrotecting his baby from a vicious predator unlike many who sit around and let things happen to their kids. we need more people like him in the world. keep protecting your little girl.

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