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    29 Responses to “Adultfriendfinder Ads Are Fun”

    1. comment number 1 by: The Danger Zone

      That 4th girl is right. She is “WAY” To much love for me.

      I luv this post Admin.

      admin - Yeah, between the kids not wanting to go to preschool and having to clean up the house a bit, sometimes it’s hard to get the time to do anything other than screw around.

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      Skanky Skeezer reply on October 5th, 2008:

      I’m totally fatter than the “BBW”. It’s nice the daily hatred with which I am bet. Life is wonderful. LOL.

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      TurtleMania reply on October 5th, 2008:

      I’d take her. But I don’t think I’d go over that size.

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      Max The Cat reply on October 5th, 2008:

      It’s OK SS, I’m a fat SOB too, and I just figure there’s more of me to love *laugh*. So go ahead and jiggle with pride baby, cuz the more we accept who we are, the happier we can be.

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      The Danger Zone reply on October 5th, 2008:

      That is true Max, but remember, I only tip the scale at 150. Something like here might require the jaws of life to get me out of the crease in the mattress when she rolled over on me.

      Max The Cat reply on October 5th, 2008:

      Hmm, that could be “Dangerous”. You might want to strap a two by four across your back if you find yourself in a situation like that, just in case. :>)

      GloryBug reply on October 6th, 2008:

      I really hate to break it to you, but it really is true that there is someone for everyone. Would you rather finally find that person and have them love you because you’re skinny, or because you are a respectable, loving person? Skinny doesn’t usually last into your 80s unless you have cancer, but loving and respectable does. That won’t help if your desire is to be ‘hot’ and ‘desirable’, but it will if your desire is simply to be loved.

      Also, it’s not that fun to just be ‘thin’. People really don’t love you more. You just get more propositions from jerks who don’t care about your personality. It has taken me 12 years to find someone that I know will want to be with me if I’m old, overweight, or in a wheelchair. And I’ve always been thin. Being skinny, or being a desirable ho is highly overrated. Being loved is not. The heavier woman in those ads is no less a ho than the skinny chicks— but she’s also no likelier to have a rewarding relationship than any of the other hos.

      My personal experience disproves what others have said here and elsewhere….. that if someone really wants to get laid, they don’t care how they look or what they weigh. They’re going to lie about it afterwards anyway!

      JMO, but I’d guess that maintaining your class and being a respectable person will pay off more in the long run. Everyone can gain weight. But not everyone can have class.

      c
      Californians- please vote yes on anti-cruelty prop 2…!

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      The Danger Zone reply on October 6th, 2008:

      Glorybug, nobody is saying that heavier people are less likely to have a successful relationship or be a ho or anything else. It was simply a comment in relation to “MY” size and what can happen (sarcasm) if she were to roll over. Let’s admit it, at 150, I’m not exactly a large person.

      Beyond that, while you are correct about weight having no correlation to a loving relationship, it is common for those who have similiar lifestyles to be together. Look at all the POS’s on here, they have found someone that is a POS to spend life with. Healthy people are normally attracted to healthy and so on. Goes back to the old saying:

      Birds of a feather flock together.

      TurtleMania reply on October 6th, 2008:

      I really want that big girl. I think she is ready for Turtle. I think she could take punishment.

      Max The Cat reply on October 6th, 2008:

      I suggest you bring along a bag of flour Turtle. What you do is roll her in the flour and wait for a wet spot to show up. That’s a sure fire way to find her “honey pie”.

    2. comment number 2 by: Lindsay

      I don’t think I want them touching me. Or even looking at me. Ewwwww

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    3. comment number 3 by: TurtleMania

      All of them are beautiful in their own way.

      I want to hurt them. Can we pretend they killed a kid or did something seriously wrong?

      BTW I like the second chick’s sign, yes. …such a tease.

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    4. comment number 4 by: Sherry

      DAMNIT! I can’t see the pictures!

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      insaneinthesfv reply on October 3rd, 2008:

      It could be for the best. Some of them can’t be unseen.

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    5. comment number 5 by: Tracy

      I’ll (verb) your (noun) for money. Anyone? Anyone???

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    6. comment number 6 by: Miwist

      My daughter just saw me looking at this.

      In addition to everything else she thinks about me, we can now ’scuzbucket’ to the list.

      My life sucks.

      Anybody got change for a dollar?

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      Max The Cat reply on October 3rd, 2008:

      rotf - Welcome to the club buddy. I bet your life is OK though. Your daughter isn’t in one of these pictures….neither are mine for that matter. I think we should pat each other on the back for that at least.

      *pat, pat* There ya go friend.

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    7. comment number 7 by: Amy

      Erm….some of those chicks have left me feeling a little queazy….the first one looks 13. Your right insane, once seen they cant be unseen.

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    8. comment number 8 by: Vanessa

      OMG are these ads for real on what website oh wait i see it in the corner. Um ok that was wrong i went to that website and ok my husband walked into the run and was like huh what the hell?? had to explain to him and show him the pictures adn he was like okay going to go throw up now

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    9. comment number 9 by: Max The Cat

      Centipedes? In her vagina? Is a good thing?

      Oooookay, am I the only one who finds THAT a little bit creepy. I guess she’s shooting for the tall, dark, and ghoulish type. Grandpa Munster, the Groovy Ghoulies, Pinhead, they all come to mind.

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    10. comment number 10 by: MBA-Ms.BadAss

      WTF? #4 looks as if she has Prader-Willi syndrome! Get back to work Admin, you slacker! Exploitation of the mentally and physically handicapped is no substitution for the normal crap you write about! :P

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    11. comment number 11 by: eternal

      ironically enough, #2 kinds looks like a whore who DOES kill kids (karrae starr).

      see for yourself:

      http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/10/02/karrae-starr-is-the-real-crazy-bitch/

      http://www.myspace.com/my_baby_bianca

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      TurtleMania reply on October 3rd, 2008:

      Bianca Nicole Starr - cute baby girl.
      Sad story you got there.

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      eternal reply on October 3rd, 2008:

      yeah, it kept me up all last night. my daughter is that age and she’s such a joy! i just can’t fathom looking down at the child who adores you so much and watching them struggle in fear, agony and confusion as you snuff out their life.

      admin needs to post that story so i can vote karrae into the lake of fire. maybe it’ll make me feel a little better about what happened to poor little bianca.

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      TurtleMania reply on October 3rd, 2008:

      I understand.

      I love to hear people like her mom cry in pain.

      Hey, one time I tried to be a dentist. It was funny. I was dressed in white and all. And I pulled some of her teeth out with a wrench.
      Folks like her mom should die slowly and feel as much pain as possible. There is no excuse to kill a kid much less a three year old.

      Max The Cat reply on October 4th, 2008:

      I saw that last night too eternal. Incredibly sad case. That sweet little baby deserved better. I hope Karrae (mom) is telling the truth, because I’m just so tired of these baby killing mothers, but I have serious, serious doubts about her story.

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      eternal reply on October 4th, 2008:

      call me jaded (or call me a realist), but i don’t believe her at all either.

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    12. comment number 12 by: eternal

      well hopefully one day bianca can look down from her cloud and see that monster egg donor bitch karrae crying in pain.

      that’s real justice.

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    13. comment number 13 by: whiteiris

      Admin I’m jealous….Do you want to touch these woman??? :o) Too funny!

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