Claire Jones
“Oh what a tangled web we weave…”
I’m sure most people have heard the saying. Pity Claire Jones, 32 of Wales didn’t heed the advice.
Claire was pregnant. She couldn’t tell her partner of eleven years as the baby was not his.
So she lied and lied and lied some more.
Claire had been having an affair with a man she had met through work and soon fell pregnant. The 32 year old laboratory technician explained her sudden weight gain to her partner David Stoneman as bloating brought on by a wheat allergy. Meanwhile she admitted to her lover, Marco Bezerra that she was pregnant and would leave Stoneman to set up house with him and they would raise their child together. She also told him she had cancer.
On December 27 2007, Claire gave birth to a son in the bathroom of her mother’s house in Penarth, Vale of Glamorgan, in Wales. But rather than give her newborn a name, she flushed him.
Yup, you heard right. She flushed her 7lb 8oz baby down the toilet.
Now I have flushed many interesting things over the years including dead mice and goldfish, but I hesitated at flushing the kids due to the price of a good plumber.
She claims to not realize she had given birth saying, “I stood up slightly and could see a foot.”
Apparently she thought that she had picked up a tummy bug and was suffering from diarrhea. And even thought she could do the math and knew how far along her pregnancy was it did not occur to her that she was, in fact, experiencing labor pains.
But rather than raise the alarm, she wrapped the tiny body in a towel and garbage bags and placed him in the boot of her car.
She then returned home and sent Bezerra a text saying that she had lost their child due to complications brought on by the cancer that she pretended to have. She then carried on as if nothing had happened.
Bezerra, being a rather clever fellow followed his hunch that something was amiss and alerted the authorities. A search of Jones’s house and car was carried out, and guess what they found?
Jones pleaded guilty to endeavoring to conceal the birth of a child. The court was told that only Jones would ever know if the baby was stillborn, or died as a result of drowning. The fact is that at the time, the house was full of people who would have rushed to help her. But she didn’t seek medical attention for herself or for her baby.
She was sentenced to 48 weeks prison, suspended over two years.
Editor’s Note: Wow. 48 weeks. Suspended. What she got was two years probation for (possibly) killing a newborn child. To this writer, it doesn’t seem fair, but without a confession, what was Law Enforcement supposed to do? These are the cases that get me talking to myself out of frustration, because unless Claire darling suddenly grows herself a conscience (don’t laugh, it could happen), we’ll never know what happened to this poor little baby. So I guess we have to bite our tongues and move on…score one for the bad guys.
Like the bad guys at NuSkoolBreaks.
Does Claire Jones deserve Hell?
- Yes (94%, 291 Votes)
- No (6%, 17 Votes)
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“Claire was pregnant. She couldn’t tell her partner of eleven years as the baby was not his.”
Hey, how come it looks like a turtle?
“unless Claire darling suddenly grows herself a conscience (don’t laugh, it could happen), we’ll never know what happened to this poor little baby.”
*snickers* yeah, amy. that’ll happen. let’s all just hold out breath…
What kind of moron would pretend they had cancer?
Also, didn’t guy number 1 ever she her totally nude? He should have known she was preggie.
the kind of moron who would mistake childbirth for the shits then flush her newborn until it drowned and drive around with it in the trunk.
duuuuh, turtle…
LMAO
My kids give me the shits on a regular basis. LOL. Especially now they are moving into ‘teen territory.’ But i doubt they would fit down the drain…
ANd i agree, how could her man NOT nitice she was preggers. Either he was in serious denial, or he is a blithering idiot. My vote is on him being a blithering idiot!
David Stoneman looks like a smart guy.
What happened David? Did you go the whole time with your head up your ass?
What happened fella?
Come here to PYSIH…or bring some family.
BTW: Her baby daddy had dark skin and her man was whiter than white. No wonder she couldnt pass the baby off as his. But seeing as how stupid he was to not notice she was preggers, maybe she could have. He probably would not have noticed the difference.
LoL
He is a space cadet.
“Claire gave birth to a son in the bathroom of her mother’s house in Penarth, Vale of Glamorgan, in Wales. But rather than give her newborn a name, she flushed him.”
It could have been England’s very own, Barack Obama.
I agree turtle, the guy she was cheating with looks very obamaish!
LOL! Just like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself and Irene!
But seriously, I can’t believe she didn’t get more time? WHY is the UK like that??? Messed up stupid bitch. In addition to more time, burning at the stake or something else suitably horrific, she totally deserves to have a 7lb 8oz turd really come out of her ass. You know, one of those hard dry ones that feels like you are shitting a pine cone when you poop it out? Yeah, but super size hers to 7lb 8oz.
Stupid bitch……….
They should bring back “The Scarlet Letter” type punishments. She should have to have tattooed on her forehead for the rest of her life, “I killed my baby because I’m a lying bitch and I’m too stupid to know the difference between babies and turds!!”
Amy, do they show “King of the Hill” down there on tv? I ask because your comment brought to mind Dale Gribble on that show.
He was convinced that his son, Joseph, was darker than him because his great great grandma was half-Jamacian. Joeseph was actually the son of John Redcorn and looked just like him. Oddly, John Redcorn doesn’t look a bit Jamacian.
David could’ve just been a UK version of Dale Gribble. It would’ve been funny instead of tragic.
the uk has different laws for women who kill their newborns. they can not be charge with the same crimes as the united states.
The way the laws work, it is not technically a life unless she wanted it to be, so no wonder she only got 2 years.
does anyone have film rights to story i wonder? It would make a great horror movie
Crazy woman flushes her baby down the toilet.
The baby survives and lives in the sewers feeding on rats and stray dogs.
Due a toxic spill he mutates and becomes a hideous monster of superhuman size and strength……ready to reek havoc and have his bloody vengeance on the world that flushed him away
I’m seeing a cross between toxic avenger and C.H.U.D with a little Ninja Turtles thrown in.
I’d call it “Round the bend”………
I’ll get my coat
I feel you on that one.
But in my mind, I’d like to believe these kids don’t really die but get sent off somewhere to become war machines. Then later in life they hunt down these sick POSbags as a team. All together, they kill every last one of the folks that harmed them. Most of the POSbags will be found in old folks homes or disabled (shit-bags live a longtime, don’t ask me why) in wheelchairs and they will beg for their lives. But the team of kids (now adults) will have no mercy.
Every imaginable torture will be dealt. Yes, I like to think of this and I wish it was so.
LOL…..I would watch it.
Hey Im on this site right.
Ok… I have to say it…. This b*tch must whistle when she walks… as mother to 4 children… granted my last 3 were C-sections and my first was 13 years ago… but even with the modern amenities of say… a hospital… a bed… DRUGS!!! I would still have to rank giving birth to my child as much more painful than just pooping!!! And not to be completely disgusting but…. If I DID happen to think that all this pain was because I was emptying my bowels and no my vagina a 7lb. 8 oz. shit would make a much bigger splash than normal when it hit the water and I would DEFINITELY have to look before flushing!!!! This thing…. shes not worthy of being called a woman… is a useless waste of space… and no matter what else happens to her she should be sterilized!!!
If you can’t see that this broad is pregnant than you are a MORON! COME ON! When a woman is gaining wait MAINLY in her tummy area and NO WHERE ELSE then WOW! maybe she is pregnant! And I agree with the poster above me, CHILD BIRTH feels like HELL! I had my 1st with no drugs and LITERALLY thought I was going to DIE! AND NO the pains are not that of taking a really f’ed up crap where your stomach hurts very bad. They are consistent and the pain feels like someone is driving a suradded (SP) blade into your abdomen! She should have just told her B/f the kid was his and yes that is immoral but at least then the kid would be alive! OR I KNOW just break up with him! DUH! SELFISH BEEAATCH!!
Another great story by Amy:-) I dont get how women like this give birth silently,by themselves,and w/o pain medication. My epidural wore off with my son and i felt EVERY INCH of him come out. And i screamed “bloody murder” the whole way! No way could I confuse that with going to the bathroom! And WHY didnt she just leave her b/f and go with this other guy? Shes a grown woman and she had noone to answer to! Its ridiculous to hide a pregnancy anyway but at 32? COME ON! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM! Straight to hell for being SELFISH and DUMB!
Even IF the baby wasa stillborn, She flushed it and then put it in the boot of her car, that says it all right there i mean wtf is wrong with the processcution over there? UGHHHHHHH makes me so fucking sick to my stomache, i can’t have kids so these baby killers get to me so bad. I’d gladly take an unwanted child but ll these stupid people that can have children do the worst things to them.
This is a grwat borthcontrol site…lol…if i had read some of the comments before i ever had sex, i would probably still be a virgin, hiding from all men, terrorised by the thought of giving birth. LOL.
The worst for me was my last. I have had five and they were all relatively …dare i say, easy?
But the last was a shocker. I had pethadine, i had gas…i panicked. It has put me off ever having kids again.
And i agree…there is no way in hell that having a crap is anything like giving birth.
Please pass off that first sentence that should have read, ” This is a great birthcontrol site,” as being the left overs of too much turkey over the weekend….Wild Turkey that is lol. Still have the remains of a hangover.:(
I think that she should be given cancer… after all she said she has it, so… lets help her not be a liar.
i agree, fred.
i think it’s a shame that abortion has desensitized us as, as well as any harsher punishment she would receive, because these days killing a baby really isn’t considered murder anymore.
That is so gross. I wonder if people are even thinking when they do dumb shit like this? Why cant they find out if the baby was alive? If so she needs to BURN.
because she drove around with it in the trunk for a while. i’m guessing it started to degrade.
She should be flushed down the toilet.
A LOT of females in the US look pregnant but are not with child rather they are with lard ass!
Yeah, but did he not even fuck her in the whole nine months? babies feel like a hard lump and they bloody kick.
Lard ass is one thing, this chick was undeniably preggers.
I don’t understand…how could she say she that she saw a foot, but then thought it was just bloody diarrhea? Last time I checked, my diarrhea didn’t have a foot attached. And I wonder what the police found if she had flushed the baby already?
Also, there were people in the house but no one heard her giving birth? She needs to have her head chopped off terrorist style while someone is holding her head in a flushing toilet. (Damn, look at what this site is doing to me–it’s warping me.)
It was the other way around. SHe had a crap and then looked into the toilet bowl and saw a foot.
Still, i think i can tell a crying baby from a turd. The bitch is lying if you ask me.
Oh, and as an after thought, if we are comparing childbirth to having a poo, id say it would feel more like being totally constipated that like having diarrhea.
To see a foot? Where is her fucking brain?
Was she high on drugs?
“Oh wow, huh. I just saw a foot. Far out man.”
If she saw a foot, then why did she flush the toilet??? By saying she saw a foot, she’s admitting that she killed the baby intentionally. This is one of the most ridiculous stories I’ve ever heard, and it would be almost funny if a baby hadn’t been murdered.
many thanks for the mention of NuSkoolBreaks. they’re a good bunch of people and they’re running the place much like yourselves. they make a bit of money, but mostly it’s a labor of love and they deserve some credit :)
what a dumb ass, RIP baby :(
People like this don’t deserve to be called parents. I wish they could be court ordered sterilization. It would stop them from breeding only to kill again.
Tried to flush Barbie down the toilet once…clogged up the toilet real good. Blamed it on my half bro. :)
I was absolutely wasted the entire time my wife was pregnant – we’ve got 4 kids – anyway, I don’t recall her ever mentioning that she was pregnant, but I think there were other signs that clued me in.
In retrospect, I kinda wish I’d had the luxury LiLani had. Is it too late to blame shit on my bro?