“Gracie Jones” Breaks Hearts
Things have been pretty heavy here at PYSIH for the last week or two, haven’t they?
I mean Joseph Koney, the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs and the Baby “P” Case all hit the site at about the same time. Jasmine Richardson and Jeremy Steinke were back in the news again and we all know how popular they are, especially young Jazzy.
It seemed to me that the mood was darkening in our little online community, and that worried me, because, as editor, I’m kind of like the morale officer of a cruise ship. If you were to all riot and rip each other’s throats out, well, it wouldn’t speak well of my job performance. I’ll tell you my good friends, I was at the brink of despair. admin has entrusted me with the welfare of PYSIH and it’s emotional wellbeing was in danger of going into the shitter.
And then I received an email. A most amazing email. To describe it would be beyond my pitiful talents as a writer, so I present it to you complete and unedited, with only the names changed to protect the innocent and whatever assets both admin and I may posses. Most importantly, as you read this letter, remember this one thing. I really think this guy is serious. O.K. So on to the Letter:
“happytraveller wrote:
How do i start a post??? I’m not sure so I’ll email the info and maybe you can help me. This girl ruined my life. She is liar, a cheat, and a deceptive, psychopathic dangerous bitch. Here is my story:“WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! EVERYONE BEWARE! THIS GIRL IS DANGEROUS!
“Please Take Note: All males and females!!! This girl is bi-sexual and everyone is “at risk”. This “thing” called Gracie Jones has no concept of right or wrong and spirals out of control leaving a trail of destruction everywhere she goes. Grace is a diseased, sociopathic, compulsive liar and is an EXTREMELY DANGEROUS woman.
“This lovely lady is a cesspool of sexually transmitted diseases. Herpes – check! Crabs – check! Gonorrhea – check! Syphilis – check! Jock itch – check!
Genital warts – check! Hepatitis – check! Do not have any sexual contact with this woman IN ANY FORM. I found out the hard way after contracting this cocktail of STI’s from her. And if you have been unfortunate enough to have had sex with her, GO AND GET A SEXUAL HEALTH TEST NOW!!! Gracie is a selfish bitch. She will not tell you she has these diseases and by the time you find out, it’s too late.“This woman is a sociopath so you are best to give this creature a very wide berth. After realising she was a lying, cheating, diseased bitch and ditching her, she dedicated all her time to stalking me and trying to interfere in my life in every possible way. Lets just say, she does not take rejection very well and will try to take you down and hit you anywhere she thinks it will hurt.
“Gracie will borrow your money but never pay you back. She is a leech type of personality. You know, the kind of person latches on to good, giving, generous people that don’t see it coming. I used to only see the best in people but after this, I have learned to be a lot more cautious. Because I trusted her, I ended up more and more deeply tangled in her web of deceit. Grace still owes me about $6000 but I figure its a small price to pay to get rid of someone so toxic and evil.
“Where do i start with the drugs. This girl puts Amy Winehouse to shame. If she can swallow it, snort it, smoke it, inject it or put it in her body any other way, she will. And she does not discriminate, she’ll take any drug. Perhaps it gives her an escape from the fucked up evil hell of her own mind. This has obviously been a major contributing factor to her psychological problems and is also most likely the same factor that has led to her contracting almost every sexually transmitted disease known to man.
“I broke up with her because I found her in bed with another guy at the hostel, or should i say “guys”. I’ll paint the picture for you. I had come back to the hostel early that day as we’d had to stop work due to some problems with the equipment. I walked in to our room and she was bent over sucking off some bloody european backpacker that we’d only just met the previous night while his mate was fucking her up the arse. Dirty, dirty, slut!
“So, i hope your life goes absolutely shit Gracie and that you get fucked over and cheated on by anyone you are involved with. I also hope this serves as a warning to anyone that even considers becoming involved with you, you stain of a human being. You’re nothing but a trashy low class slut and deserve the worst in life.”
Well, that was fun. Have you noticed how some guys just can’t let a girl go without some protracted dramatics. Or, in the cases that make our hall of fame, a protracted round of blood letting. I don’t know why this guy thought we were the type of site that would equate a cheating paramour with a child rapist, but looky here, he was right. Not exactly what he had in mind, I imagine, but I do hope he enjoys it.
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LMAO!! I can only imagine how many other forums he has left on! Poor guy..it’s best to just let go..*wink*
bwahaha!! holy hell…..usually i don’t get a laugh from here but DAMN! that made my day.
Ehhh…I don’t know? A little repetative, but I did leave with a smirk, so I’ll go with “entertaining”…
I am sure there are quite a few songs that are fitting for this break up, here’s one that comes to mind…
Happy Holidays, You Bastard (Blink-182)
From the album-
Take Your Pants And Jacket Off 2001
LoL, seem like an appropriate tune: Hey Iris, do you want a copy of the original letter. You can email the guy and ask him if it’s legit (I removed it for his privacy). Because I like you, I won’t recommend it. This crackpot seems like the stalker type and possibly dangerous.
-editor
I think Max mentioned it for another post, but I think no song would be more appropriate than ‘Why Does It Hurt When I Pee’ by Frank Zappa. This was a nice break from the baby torture!
It shouldn’t hurt but it should feel good.
Yeah uh…I think I’ll pass on that copy of the original…Thanks anyway Fluffy Kitty :o). I am by far not curious to see what truth lies beneath…LOL
I am curious…interested rather…or perhaps just in disbelief…How does someone become a
“a diseased, sociopath, compulsive liar and is an EXTREMELY DANGEROUS woman.”
And how in THE hell does one get “sexually transmitted diseases. Herpes – check! Crabs – check! Gonorrhea – check! Syphilis – check! Jock itch – check!
Genital warts – check! Hepatitis – check!”
OMG I am rolling…reading this back is more fun then I had anticipated..LOL
It seemed like this guy just unleashed this all in one breath…”“WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! EVERYONE BEWARE! THIS GIRL IS DANGEROUS!”
Fucking hilarious!
repetitive
awww, now that’s just not right!!! if she’s that bad, what kind of person does that make him? considering the fact that he WAS attracted to her at one point. i’m not totally convinced he deserves any sympathy.
after all, birds of a feather DO flock together.
Yeah but that’s just like saying if a woman get’s beaten up by her abusive husband……well it’s her fault for being attracted to him in the first place.
A lot of people wear a mask of respectability when you first meet them……Then once they have their hooks into you and the mask slips off you see what a true monster they are.
I dunno I have seen many of my friends being fucked over by psycho hose beasts.
No not her fault for being attracted to him ( abused woman scenario) but def her fault if she stays. Some women love to play the role of the martyr.
Your not wrong about that……..I read somewhere that it’s a subliminal urge or something.
Im not sure its anything more than simple stupidity to be honest.
Im sure she must be the perfect woman for my ex, lol.
I agree with eternal, at some point he loved the drug taking, bank draining whore. It was only when he realised he had to share her special talents with the European backpacker ( and friend) that he decided he didnt like her being such a whore.
As for the STD’s i have only one word : CONDOMS!!!
Please children, practice safe sex.
Haha! I’ve had my share of stalker exes. I doubt this girl has done any of those.
TYPO – “It seemed to me that the mood was darkening in out little online community,” out should be our.
thanks bill
-editor
“Grace still owes me about $6000 but I figure its a small price to pay to get rid of someone so toxic and evil.”
Reminds me of a scene in “A Bronx Tale”.
She deserves hell too. Knowingly giving someone an STD is evil, let alone the concoction this guy was subjected to.
agreed?
I get the distinct impression that this is a revenge email, aimed at some poor girl who simply didnt want him.
While i agree that knowingly passing on an STD is hell worthy, i doubt a word of what he has said is true.
I suspect its a case of hell hath no fury like a man when scorned.
Men can be such bitches;)
We humans have an interesting range of emotions, from one end of the spectrum to the other.
It’s mind-boggling to me that someone like a Scott Peterson could think “Hmmmm, I’m having a problem with my wife. What to do, what to do. I KNOW! I’ll kill her and my unborn child! THEN I’ll be happy!” Hopefully happytraveller got out his anger and will learn from the experience. Maybe not.
i don’t think a single person can have all those std’s without there being some physical sign of at least one, so if she did, he’s an idiot who deserved it.
furthermore, syphilis is rare in developed nations and i believe requires a call to the cdc and possibly a quarantine. i don’t believe it. and if i was the girl mentioned and none of it WAS true, i would sue his ass for slander and libel.
Same feeling I got Amy. Poor poor hurt little boy.
Yeah, we really can be at times.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, if it’s true then she deserves hell purely for the STI thing – that really IS evil…. but on the other hand, I kinda get the feeling it is a revenge thing and maybe she just didnt want to be with him.
I wonder if we’ll ever find out. I wonder if she’ll ever feature on here for a more notorious crime.
I’d love to hear her side of the story…bet it goes something like this: small penis, big mouth, not worth the hassel so i dumped his whining ass…lol.
That is hysterical and probably true!
Has anyone got a number for this chick she sounds awesome
God Dammit, am I the only person who knows what a condom is? They help to protect against a grab bag of STD’s…
unless you like grab bags and surprises, in which case, get your thrills!
LOL I don’t think I like grab bags OR surprises anymore!
Oh thats just nasty..*shudders*..
Now I have to go get checked out… I just loaned Gracie a grand and took the interest out of her ass… Dang it Max… Can’t you fill me on these Intimate Cocktail Mixers a little quicker…
Off to the clinic to have my penis reattached…
Were you one of those backpackers
How many times do i have to tell you danger…keep your wallet in your back pocket and your dick out of the tramps ass!! You’ll never learn;)
Sorry bro, my bad
I couldn’t resist… It was so slick when I peeled back the scabs… I guess now I know it was the puss making it tight….
**What does it mean when the puss turns orange?
I WAS eating a nice bowl of chicken and corn soup…
I’m glad I’m sick… That would’ve ruined my appetite.
Yeah, chicken and corn soup, my appetite is gone too.
The orange color is fine, just means she douching with PineSol – good personal hygeine is essential.
That explains the nice citrusy smell that comes with the ooze…
Sorry folks… I couldn`t resist tonight…
Sorry Amy… I know how much you like your chicken soup….
I won’t mention then that she tasted like chicken… :))
Thats it…RUINED!!! My lunch is RUINED!! You bastard;)
Sorry Amy… Next time I’ll check the gravy recipe before I dive in….
Getting ready to eat my dinner here… Nice Steak… Yum…
Not every girl can be TAYLOR SWIFT!
Im sure there is a Taylor Swift fan site out there somewhere…cant you go and rave about her there? Cause its annoying the shit outta me.
Now,now Amy don’t be a grinch or no X MAS gifts for you!
I’d like to see her side of the story as well.
Something attracted this guy to her and something kept him there for a while.
Moral of this story – use the brain above the shoulders, not the one between the legs – we have all done it, but at some point when the balls are squeezed hard enough the blood should go back to the brain in the head!
“Something attracted this guy to her and something kept him there for a while.”
Blow Job. Pure and simple
Nice tits always turn me into a boob!
I’m not sure this post is relevant to this site….comparing some heresay email to convicted pedophiles and murderers is not the same thing at all.
Not to be uptight, but I think this is opening up the site for people to air out their own dirty laundry and drama and that isn’t why I come here at all.
Just saying……
It’s just supposed to be a fun article to break up the monotony of blood, guts, gore, and violence. There are also articles making fun of a black guy who said a mayor saying “black hole” (as in a vortex that sucks things up) was racist, a little girl who lip synched at the Olympics because the actual singer was too ugly to represent China, and then there’s even some about why you should run back ground checks… Not the little ad at the end of the article, the whole article.
This isn’t something new. This site is meant for humor as well and this is one of those pieces that are rarely done. This is a gem really.
And I also don’t think they’re opening up the site for people to “air out their own dirty laundry,” this is just a really funny e-mail they received that they thought we would appreciate.
Ok….so maybe it’s just lost on me then. :0)
Possibly, but don’t worry about it. YoMomma has it absolutely right. I was just contiinuing a PYSIH tradition started by asmin a long time ago. We really did get this letter, and it was both my and admin’s opinion that “happytraveller” was probably serious when he sent it too us. There are people who just don’t dig sarcasm, and you may be one of those folks bubbles, which is fine. I hope I didn’t run you off with my poor and perhaps misguided attempt at it.
“Not to be uptight, but I think this is opening up the site for people to air out their own dirty laundry and drama and that isn’t why I come here at all.”
NO YOU COME HERE THE PICK OVER THE BONES OF DEAD AND RAPED CHILDREN LIKE A VULTURE ;)
I like “dirty laundry and drama”, true or make believe…I call it “entertainment”, and PYSIH at it’s finest. :o)
I think this guy is just pissed off because Gracie dumped him for somebody else. hahahaha. I mean, come on, how in the hell could ONE person have all those STDs? All of them? wow. Seems to me like she would be close to dying or something. hahahahah. Wow.
It’s perfectly possible for one person to have HerpaGonoSiphiAIDS Type C.
No shit?!? Seems to me all that is a little much for one person. But I’m not a doctor or anything. hahahahha. I’m a little hesitant to believe you are not pulling my leg, Tito. hahhahaha. :)
If one is an avid collector!
OK so maybe not ALL of them. :p never heard of a woman with jock itch but hey ya never know. But having been in South Korea for two years, I’ve seen some messed up things.
Haha, I love it! It’s cool you all let him vent; how sweet!
hahaaaaaaa Fred…”avid collector”. Of butterflies or cow cannisters maybe, but STDs?!? I will say again, WOW. hahahah. too funny. I was quite entertained by this article. A pleasant diversion from the grisly goings-on these days. :)
I think ill stick to collecting cookbooks….
I have carousel horses and Kurt Cobain memorabilia. :-p
I have a great porn collection!
I wish I did… Maybe I should sell the horses?
I was thinking YoMomma, if you introduced Lindsay’s PHT to your horse you could create quite a porn collection and still keep the horse.
Or go on line with a horse porn or bestiality site
He paid 6 grand for his STD collection.
Top that.
Lol…what a bargain!!!
Well I guess the backpackers got what they had coming to them! LMAO!
LOL…they got the holiday and something to remember it.
YAH FOR EURO TRASH!!!
I collect Budweiser steins. hahahahhahah. Way safer than a collection of STDs. :)
Thanks for this great email – ! I’d really be interested in hearing her side too. Guess we will never know! Hey, how do you think this jackass will feel if he comes to this site and actually reads our responses?
Hopefully he will feel like a huge jackass…cause that is exactly what he is:)
Sounds like his new girlfriend Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters are not as fun as the STD collection!
Most likely getthe two stories and somewhere in the middle may be a truth…..
Who the fuck cares Kay?
i know that my care factor is at zero…
I’m no expert on the matter but isn’t herpes pretty noticable when it flairs up – like fever blisters?
Again, I’m no expert but aren’t genital warts also pretty noticable and with that in mind, if you put your hand down there and feel summin a bit dodge don’t you pull back immediately, vomit in your month a little and run screaming for the hills?
While somewhat satiric, this letter touched me, er, not like that.
I’m thinking that it sounds a little like a mix of sour grapes, bad luck, and a letter from an adult magazine, however, it was at least entertaining.
Anyway, back to skinning pedophiles and feeding them to my legion of cannibalistic midgets…
“Aequitas per populas” – Ghost