It’s not everyday that our significant other leaves us… But when they do, Ben & Jerry’s should certainly send us a gift basket to show how appreciative they are of our support!

That is unless you grieve like Daniel Tice (left). You see, Danny boy here is already getting sympathy for what he has done as his mother has just recently died rather unexpectedly and the poor man was receiving medication for depression after her death. Medication that he was not on when he decided to act out in a most extreme way.

“What’s ‘a most extreme way,’ YoMomma?!?” Well, little ones, let me tell you…

Sorry for the late update from your Uncle Bob Saget. Christmas is a busy time of the year and for Jose Antonio Alvarado and gang, it will be a memorable one. After participating in a fraud/ arson /murder scheme, while in lock up he granted an interview with the Washington Post who quoted him as saying “”I lost my head, I don’t know what to say. It just happened suddenly. I was tempted by demons.”

Hold up….

That’s your defense?

You were tempted by demons?

FUCK…

If I knew that defense worked I would be out wrecking some shit right now. Steal me a Lamborgini , rob a bank and smack a bitch. When caught “Temptation by demons” defense.

Bluehost out. Liquid Web in.

Look forward to new things.

It was a Thursday morning in July 2008 when a Darwin Child Protection worker had just written up a report of a disturbing visit the previous day to the home of foster carer Denise Reynolds, 42 and her older sister Toni Melville, 43.

The report documented the distress of 12 year old Deborah Melville, who had been laying weeping on the kitchen floor of the home she lived in, later staggering down the hallway to the bathroom, unsteady on her feet and gripping the walls for support.

As the report landed on the desks of the bureaucrats in the Northern Territory’s Department of Family and Children’s Services on July 12 2008, Deborah was being dragged into the backyard where she was left to die in the dirt.

Well, it’s only January 4th, and I may already have my candidate for asshole of the year. I would like to introduce you all to Mr. Danny Platt. Danny Platt is a certifiable, Grade A, Government Inspected, 4 out of 5 dentists agree, asshole. Why Max, you may ask, why such a harsh opinion of Mr. Platt? Let Me elaborate.

About 11:30am New Orleans Police activated their Amber Alert system after Danny reported that three men armed with AK-47′s kidnapped his 2-1/2 year old son Ja’ Shawn Powell. According to investigators, Platt said a dark-colored sport utility vehicle stopped next to him and his son near the intersection and three men got out of the vehicle armed with assault rifles.

There are many reasons why people buy or adopt a pet–companionship, protection, or simply to enjoy that special bond of love and loyalty that exists between a human and a pet.

Most of us have known the joys of having a four-footed pal with whom we can toss the Frisbee around, or the fun of watching a little fur ball kitty get giddy with a catnip induced buzz. Most of us normal, sane humans, that is.

Normal and sane (or even human) is not a category in which Nicole Spatig belongs.

A few weeks ago, Beaver County, PA police arrested the 22 year-old woman in what they described as being the worse case of animal abuse they’d ever seen.