Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes
It isn’t often I get to send an entire company to Hell, but this is an opportunity I just couldn’t pass up. Just this afternoon My local news reported that the State of Connecticut wants to ban the those small glass tubes with the miniature rose inside, because they are really just poorly disguised crack pipes. They interviewed a local store owner, who complained that it would hurt his profits. My wish for him is higher profits and a crackhead daughter or son.
But I digress
Carlos Ortiz recently received a bill for $2,821 from Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes, the landlords of his ex-wife Alicia Ortiz’s apartment in Upland, California. The bill was for rent and penalties incurred when she broke her lease with the company back in December of 2008. He had co-signed for her, and since she seems to be unable to pay herself, Carlos got stuck with the tab.
You’re probably saying to yourself, “Hey now Max, that doesn’t sound unreasonable at all, much less Hellworthy.” Yeah, you wouldn’t think so, would you?
Except Alicia Ortiz is, or was, the Sister-In-Law of Bruce Jeffrey Pardo, the asshole who dressed up like Santa Claus, crashed his In-Laws Christmas party, shot eight people to death in cold blood and burned the house down with a homemade flamethrower. Mrs. Ortiz and her 17-year-old son were among the dead.
You folks remember Bruce, don’t you – YoMomma did an excellent write-up on him back in January. Click here if you’d like to re-read that story.
So, to summarize, Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes wants Mr. Ortiz to pay $2,821 because his his ex-wife got herself murdered by a psychopath, thereby breaking her lease with the company. Since they can’t get the money from a dead person, they’re trying to get it from one of her surviving relatives.
Says Carlos Ortiz, “I just don’t understand it.”
Neither do I Mr. Ortiz, but, believe me when I say this, if I had the money, I’d pay the bill for you right now. On the off chance that you might read this story, my hope is that our symbolic casting of Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes into Hell brings a smile to your face.
UPDATE 02/14/2009 – Real estate company will not pursue rental dispute with massacre victim’s family
courtesy of The San Gabriel Valley Tribune
Family members of Covina massacre victim Alice Ortiz will not have to pay fines and penalties on a broken lease after all.
Officials with Alliance Rental Company, which manages Broadstone Foothill Apartment homes in Upland, said the company will no longer seek $2,800 from Ortiz’s daughters or her ex-husband.
“The company did not plan to pursue and will not pursue that,” Alliance spokeswoman Marcia Scott said Thursday.
But a Jan. 29, itemized invoice sent to Ortiz’s survivors and stamped “balance due” indicated the dead woman’s estate owed $1,655 to the apartment community for “insufficient notice to vacate.”
It billed Ortiz for 12 days’ rent and other fees accrued weeks after she was murdered.
When asked about sending the bill with a balance due to the surviving family, Scott said it is “part of California law to send out a closing statement.” (For a look at the bill, click here)
“We at Alliance Residential provide our deepest sympathies to relatives of the victims in the horrible crime committed in (Covina),” according to a statement released by the company Thursday.
Attorney Scott Nord said the matter was handled inappropriately. Nord represents the surviving family members of the Christmas Eve massacre.
“The family appreciates that it has been resolved,” Nord said. “We wish it could’ve been handled in a different manner. It’s shocking the attitude the company took.”
Ortiz lived for about a year in the gated apartment complex with her three children, Michael, Monique and Cecily.
Alice and Michael Ortiz were among nine family members killed on Christmas Eve by Bruce Pardo, the disgruntled former husband of Alice’s sister, Sylvia. Also killed were Alice’s parents, Joseph and Alicia Ortega; her brothers Charles and James Ortega; and their wives, Cheri and Theresa.
After news of the rental dispute became public, the community outcry was overwhelming, Nord said.
“People were sending in e-mails about their outrage,” Nord said. “Even somebody from Florida e-mailed about how outrageous it was.”
Nord also got several offers to help the family pay the rental bill.
Several creditors and businesses have worked with and helped the family concerning expenses left behind by the victims.
“There are a lot of ways to handle this,” Nord said. “The way this company did wasn’t the right way.”
(end of article)
I just want to quote a comment a lady named Cathy made on the LA News website:
Doing the right thing at the end is never good enough. It shows they were not sensitive or even good examples of a caring community when they dared to see, fishing around with notices, if they could squeeze that traumatized family for almost 3,000! What a disgusting company
I’d like to shake to shake this lady’s hand. No way does this get Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes off the hook, for all the reason’s noted in Cathy’s quote, and because I just think they suck.
Thanks to my good friend Mazzi for letting us know about Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes “change of heart”.
Does Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes Deserve To Do The Rest Of Their Business In Hell?
- Yes (88%, 125 Votes)
- No (12%, 17 Votes)
Total Voters: 142
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Hey, just because you die doesn’t mean you don’t have to pay your bills. ;-)
Great write up, Max. First of all, those glass tubes are a problem in our town too. For those of you who don’t know, meth heads heat up the closed end of the tube, blow it out a bit, put a hole in the blown part then use it to smoke meth out of. Pretty easy to do. However, banning the tubes would be inneffective because there are a million other ways to smoke the drug. The next most common method that I come across is to use a broken light bulb. I wish banning them would matter, but it wouldn’t. Sounds to me like a Connecticut lawmaker is trying to look good for the next election.
About the actual story; what kind of complete scumbags are these people? A woman and a young child are dead, and all they want is their pissant $2000.00?
On the upside, I don’t think they’ll have any luck getting their money. In most states, and I don’t see why this one would be any different, a person has to intend to break the contract in order to be held accountable for it. She was obviously unable to make any intentional action, being dead and all. Karma will get these assholes.
Thanks Chilibreez. The glass tubes I’m talking about are about 4 inches long and have a 1/2 inch diameter opening, inside of which is a fake rose made out of some kind of fabric. Take some tape and steel wool and you have a very serviceable crack pipe (I’m not gonna give assembly directions here, those who know know, and those who NEED to find out can take a flying fuck at a donut hole – It’s bad enough that I know). I think the ones meth heads use are bigger and fatter. Not that it matters much, since both drugs were brought to the Earth by the devil himself.
I’m sure you’re right about the bill too, it’s the impersonalized way the company conducts their business that really sucks.
My youngest daughter just lost credit for half a high school semester because person in charge of student absences lost her doctor’s note from the ten days she was out of classes with a pretty bad case of pneumonia. My ex-wife produced a copy of the note, copies of here medical records, and copies of the invoices to the insurance. But they still insist on my daughter going through an appeals process. Obviously it’s just a formality, but my daughter is angry and frightened, and it’s all because the school has lost it’s humanity. It’s just a big system, because they can’t afford to hire enough staff to handle things like they did in my day. Megan is a good kid, has excellent grades, and is never any trouble. She neither smokes dope or drinks. That should have been enough to give her a pass, and would have been in a smaller school with more Staff. Her teachers and guidance counselor would have vouched for her, because she would have been Megan, not a number in a computer – Just like Mrs. Lopez was.
But if your daughter had gotten knocked up or gone to drug rehab, you and her would have been set!
I had a heart attack and I am in cardio rehab, but I still have to work 40 hrs/ week. If I did drug rehab, I would not have to do any hours and I am sure that my employer would get the bill one way or another…
I used to regularly visit The Consumerist. I recall that when this story hit the site a few years back, some of its members actually defended the apartment manager, saying that while his actions were unquestionably reprehensible, he was within his rights to do it.
How fucked up is that? I don’t care that he may have been within his rights, this is just pouring salt on an open wound. Besides, when did being a decent human-being go out of style?
My uncle passed away last August, unexpectedly, and left behind two young daughters (my first cousins) and nothing else. He didn’t have health insurance, life insurance, or anything. So my 20 year old cousin, being the oldest of the two, was in charge of everything. After getting just enough donations to pay for the funeral and some left over bills, she was wiped clean. The hospital has since sued her for the ER visit just before his death. You can imagine how hard it would have been for her if other family members wouldn’t have stepped in and helped.
It pisses me off so bad when companies like Broadcrest and hospitals have no mercy or compassion. Money rules most of our minds.
The people are running a business, for shit’s sake. Cut ‘em some slack.
Awesome write up!!! I hope everything works out for him and the apartment complex goes under……… deep under!
Sorry guys…not hellworthy! In these tough economic times it isn’t unreasonable for a business to have to chase down their money! My assumption is that they are suing the ESTATE of the deceased, which is probably in care of her relatives.
My dad died two years ago and while paying bills was the last thing on my mind, it wasn’t the fault or responsibility of the people he owed money to cover his debts. We all have bills and just because some asshole killed this poor woman doesn’t mean that the company should have to take a loss.
It sucks, but money makes the world go round…..
No, this was for breaking the lease by being murdered Bubbles. Hellworthy, perhaps not. That’s what the voting is for. But any way you cut it, this company is run by assholes.
Oooh….then I read that all wrong. I thought it was rent money owed for some reason.
I take it back then Max. The company is comprised of a bunch of thoughtless pricks. It’s one thing to recover your losses, but another thing entirely to profit off of other people’s misfortunes.
Still, hellworthy it isn’t. Hopefully they’ll just get a good dose of karma instead.
LoL – Yep, Karma is a bitch.
I totally say its HELL WORTHY it would so suck if i were in there shoes. Screw those apartments, have some decency im sure that they new what happened the living family members would of told them.
As I always do when I vote no…here’s my reason: It’s a business. I know it seems very wrong to try and get money from a dead persons reletive, but theres no law against seeking back paid funds (other then unpaid taxes) and that’s a pretty large chunk of change for any business to write off. It’s tough settling all the debts of a deceased reletive and I’m sure Mr Ortiz didn’t even think about it when his ex died…but if you co sign for anything you are just as responsible as they are. It sucks, but it’s not hellworthy. A friends mother died rather unexpectantly and didn’t settle her phone charges with Sprint/Nextel…they called him about 3 months later asking to get paid. He got pissed and said “she’s at xx cemetary, collect your debt there” after they started calling him almost daily about the bill. Was it wrong on Sprints part? Yeah, sure…but in the end, they are a business and are owed money.
Yeah, but this isn’t a case of back rent that she owed. They are fining her because she didn’t give them proper notice that she was terminating her lease. Well, of course not – she didn’t have 30 days notice that she would be murdered!!
My understanding of the story is that the daughter (maybe it was 2 kids – this is from memory) who survived lived with the mother at that apartment. During the aftermath of trying to take care of his children, mourn for his dead son and arrange for funerals, he and the children had to run to the apartment to get everything out before Jan. 1. I think the apartment management were being dickholes even then.
This is what we at PYSIH all have said all along. Crime impacts ALL of us in society, not just the individual victims and families. So the apartment complex loses money? Put the blame where it belongs and sue the estate of the scumbag that killed the lady. Her ex-husband and surviving child(ren) have already borne more than their fair share of this crime, through no fault of their own.
I am not sure it is hellworthy – at least not yet. It really depends on how far the apartment pushes it. I can’t really fault them to much for taking a shot at it, but if they intend to take it to the courts, then I say lets all grab our pitchforks and torches and have a good old fashioned “angry mob”. K?
This story just gets better and better. honestly, when I wrote it I thought it would turn out to be a case of the company just not knowing who Alicia Ortiz was. I joked with my wife that about I’d love for these schmucks to actually pursue this debt. It’s becoming more and more a parent that this has been going on for a while now, they know who Alicia is and what happened to her, they don’t give a shit, and they want their fucking money. I knew drug dealers who had more compassion than this company has, and that’s saying something.
Mazzi, if what you said is true about the relatives having to get everything out by 01/01/09, that makes the apartment managers even BIGGER assholes. I say that because if the apartment was vacated within a month of the poor woman’s death, then the complex might be out one or maybe two months rent. Big fucking deal. I realize that money makes the world go round, but for Christs sake where has the compassion gone?
If the lawyers go after the Carlos, then they deserve hell.
While in most cases the company does deserve its money, how many times have they had bad tenants such that the company just wrote off the monies owed knowing that the collection process was going to be a loss????
It seems to me that scum is treated better than those who actually care. It sounds to me like Carlos is a good guy, helping an X, and it”s not like he killed her…..
In short, death is one of those risks that a company takes when it extends any type of credit or services before securing payment.
Whoever voted no isn’t thinking.
Many, many years ago, I was told you could break your lease if a felony was committed against you. If you are murdered, I would think you would fall under this. If you are raped or robbed at gun point, etc. (and worry about your safety at your residence) you are able to break your lease.
If you break the law, you’re evicted. I have seen that happen before. Not paying your rent rarely gets you evicted.
I was living in a place where a holding company rented out each room and 1 roommate proved to be dangerous. All but the dangerous one left, and the company tried to sue me! I was told that they could not nor would not evict X because he paid his rent, to which I replied that I was not going back as it was a dangerous situation and they were not enforcing any codes of conduct. I was told that I was still liable for my portion, to which I stated that I would tell the judge that your company is doing nothing about a hostile & dangerous condition – then we’ll see who wins!
This is just awful, while I understand that a business is set up to make money, people still run that business and they should know how it feels to just grieve. This man has had to pay for two funerals and has had his heart ripped out by losing his son and ex. I mean you have cell phone companies that refuse to allow someone to break contracts if they die. Like when you entered into a 2 year contract, you knew that you were going to die in six months. I understand losing money but this is the thing if this lady had an outstanding balance before she died yes, I understand wanting to compensated for this because someone was living there without paying but sending a bill when the apartment could be rented out again just because of a breach of contract. Businesses need to start having a heart or else I believe during the hard times this country is experiencing right now, they are going to go out of business.
Now, I already commented, but I think it is interesting to note that most US states, plus the IRS have a death tax. It costs money to die.
Comment as many times as you like james, as long as you continue to be funny ;>)
As far as the death tax goes – let them chase me into the afterlife – the people who implimented and collect that tax are not going where I am going!
Great write up, Max. I always wondered who actually bought those tacky ass flowers in the tubes but now it makes total sense. Just add those tubed flowers to a long list of objects which crackheads have been so resourceful as to convert into glass dicks. You still can’t park in L.A. on the streets and leave your car antennae up because the crack heads will break it off and make it into a pipe.
As far as Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes is concerned, they deserve hell for being corportate pigs that charge excessive rent in California for a cramped apartment that they deem as luxury because they add some new cheap tile and basic white appliances. Bastards. Those asses better not pursue it one more minute. That is just tacky ass shit, but typical of those corporate apartment complexes in California.
Yeah, Broadcrest, I am sure that first thing on Alicia’s mind when Pardo came bursting in as Santa and began putting bullets into everyone was “damn, I better let my landlord know I gotta break my lease because I am gonna die.” They do deserve hell for being such ass tard, impersonal fucks. Typical of many systems, school systems (like what happened with Max’s daughter), government offices, etc. It makes you frustrated and you want to scream “Can’t you assholes try to be human for one second?”
Broadcrest better not push this any longer. If they try to make Alicia’s ex pay that money, or they will seriously look like bastards.
Reminds me of the Noah Lottick case.
Maybe the Bus. realises it won`t get the money however to “right off” a sum as a bad debt it has to make some “small” amount of effort to recover the money?
Agreed that it seems harsh at the time but (being a small business owner) I can understand how difficult things are out there and the need for survival.
Almost 20yrs now and this is as tough as it gets. (we have lost 2 yrs profits already this financial yr with no recovery in sight)! Given another 6 mths I will probably have an auction of plant and equip. and put a stop to the rot.
Not hellworthy but certainly very immoral. I would do it a bit differently myself.
Regards from Australia
Speaking of businesses and executives gone bad, we should have Stewart Parnell of Peanut Corporation of America. It is involved in the Salmonella outbreak and they knowingly distributed tainted peanut products. They also ignored tests that had tested positive for Salmonella.
Holy hell….what insensitive pricks made that decision? This is an iffy one Max, but there is no denying this entire company is just full of assholes whose only concern is to make a quick buck.
This is pretty fucked up, I agree. There is no reason why they couldn’t waive the additional fees under the circumstances. Hell they would be praised and that alone could bring them in more money in the long run because they’d be seen as a respectable business. Instead, they’re giving this family the run around and everyone will see that these are heartless business owners. It’s really going to impact the people in the area who hear about this so the community must hold them accountable. They’ll get what’s coming to them via lost profits in the long run.
If I were in those apartments I would stage a walkout/ moveout of the tenants in protest or maybe even ask the management to tack on a little extra to our rent just to give the family a break. This is just ridiculous.
I’m glad you held them accountable, Max, great write up!
All of these stinking corporate landlords are a bunch of shit. They only care about their profits.
I had a landlord just like that…all corporate landlords should rot in hell.
My landlord is like that. Their office lost one of my rent checks and they expected me to pay the fee to have the check canceled and then to write another one. I straight up said no. I’m not losing two months worth of rent because these assholes are irresponsible and even though it’s a small fee, these guys are trying to ass rape me at any chance they get to make an extra buck, so I’m not about to offer a handout. I told them that they would have to take the money off of my next month’s rent or just forward me the money for the fee and once the ball was in their court they don’t care about the lost rent check anymore.
These people will collect the money for the rest of the lease, then rent the apartment out to someone else. They’ll end up getting double rent for a while. If they do get the money, they should have to keep the apartment vacant until the end of the lease. Greedy bastards!
GUYS – wait a second. The apartment complex seems to have rescinded their demand!
This is from 2/6/09 – http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Company-Retracts-Demand-for-Unpaid-Rent-from-Murder-Victim.html
“Alliance Residential, the company that manages an apartment building where one of the murder victims in the Christmas Eve Covina massacre lived, says it will drop its demand for unpaid rent and penalties.”
They go on to say that the company was initially unaware of the circumstances.
Story Updated 02/14/2009
Thanks for the head up Mazzi
The fact that this blog’s writers side with shrill squares, who have little understanding of drug culture, against putting roses in glass tubes because addicts can use them as pipes, reveals how lame these writers are. It also serves as a good example for why I think it’s funny to vote ‘no’ on every poll, because I know that somewhere on the other side of the computer is some pumpkinheaded nailbiter who takes it very seriously that, yes, we all agree that mass murderers and other assorted psychos should be punished for the vicious things they’ve done to other people.
I suspect that this blog caters to the mass of TV-addled losers who believe that child-rapists and serial killers are routinely let out of prison early or let off altogether due to legal technicalities. Therefore, this blog fills in the moral-gap and takes the radical stance that murder is wrong. Well good, because someone had to have the guts to say that.
Anyways, I like this blog – both for its vivid descriptions of violent crime (something the writers clearly revel in) and for laughably feigned moral high ground the subject matter affords the writer to take – in this, we can all enjoy a description of a blood drenched crime scene without feeling like too much of a criminal ourselves.
Is that so Karl? Well I spent most of my life in the “drug culture”, and I bought enough glass, ceramic, and metal “tobacco pipes” at my favorite head shop, and sat in enough bullshit rehabs with enough crackheads to know a crack pipe when I see one, so on the off chance that you’re serious and not a troll, fuck you. It just goes to show how far your head is shoved up your ass.
You have no idea why we’re here. Some of the women are survivors of rape and incest. Some people are the victimizers who started come here to just lurk and ended up staying as a sort of penance for their sins. A few are the people left behind after a murder, or some other violent crime. Sure we have our fair share of rubberneckers who love the blood and guts, I won’t deny that, but I edit this blog and know we don’t pander to that shit. Of course, we can’t control the fact that their are people like yourself who dig that sort of thing.
A bit full of yourself, eh Karl?
First: this is not a blog.
Second: you are an idiot if you think that voting NO A) matters, or B) causes anyone to think anything besides the fact that you are an idiot.
Continuing: either you have never really looked at this site, or you are too ignorant to “get” the fact that the main reason fro this site is to give people a place to vent, and to do it with humor. That’s what the hell vote is all about. no one takes it seriously except, apparently, you. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Next in the laundry list of why you are a moron: you seem to think that child rapists, and murderers are NOT let out with alarmingly short stays. Perhaps you should skedaddle off to some REAL research sites and get your facts straight. You might try googling “crime recidivism rates” or you might just hike on over to the DOJ site, where you would see that the mean sentence for violent offenders is 68 months. That includes jail, prison and probation. Ignorant no-nothings like you make me cringe for your own sake, since you obviously haven’t got the ability to realize how stupid you sound to people who really have a clue what they are talking about.
And finally: you have clearly indicated in your last paragraph why you come here. You are a sick freak. You enjoy reading about gruesome crimes, and then voting no – indicating that you are cool with the gruesome crimes. You are the kind of reader that we always worry about attracting, but most of you sick freaks lurk quietly, getting whatever secret thrills you get without making any noises. I don’t know what caused you to crawl out from your rock today, but why don’t you just be a nice troll and slither back?
That is all – have a nice day. Jackass.
Hmmmm.. I take back the part about this not being a blog. I guess it could technically be considered one, although I see it as more of a discussion board. But either way – Karl is still a douchebag.
Bahhahah, you people are extremely funny. I’m beginning to think this err..not a blog? Uhm, what then… Anyways, whatever this is, is satire – deadpan humor. If so then well done. I would have a hard time mimicing panic-prone, easily outraged losers, so well done Mazzi and all the other players. The best part, I must say, is when you told me that only I take voting NO seriously because I’m an idiot – which is true, unfortunately (for me and, of course those forced to deal with me, I’m afraid). And ending off your little psuedo-tirade with the statement that my voting no “indicating that you are cool with the gruesome crimes”.
I mean, I said why I voted ‘no’ – purely to upset others who took it seriously. Of course according to you , the most serious anyone has ever taken the polls, but then later contradicted by the fact that your character ‘Mazzi’ actually takes them seriously enough to make a quick character assessment. So really, your little bit of thoughtless condescension was a pitch-perfect imitation of someone desperately trying to confront criticism without a real counter. Now that your performance is completed, surely we can agree on the fact that there’s no reason why someone reading your little parody would take seriously the statements of someone who cannot keep a very simple argument straightened out.
I also love, LOVE the final paragraph. It’s hilarious…really well done, wherein you, and Max Rat, suggest that this blog is only out here for the betterment of society. If the writers appear to revel in all the splattered viscera of a crime scene, it’s only because they’re trying to really show reality. Sick freaks like me slither (presumably because I’m some kind of reptile – animals renown by all of nature for their low morals) anyways, slither out to read such descriptions, never understanding that, wait a sec, this blog is telling me precisely how a cannibal went about his buisness purely so society can be improved by it. This attitude is PERFECT for your characters because it allows you to A) enjoy descriptions of murder B) use the murderer as an object upon which you can express your own deranged sadism from a moral high-ground and C) do the same with any observer who doesn’t follow suit. Genius!
Anyways, again, great performance. I know the statistics too, actually, the average sex-cannibal and serial killer is back on the streets after only a few months in prison. It’s terrible. And that flower-dealer should have a kid who’s a drug addict because he sells roses in small glass tubes. That’s completely appropriate and I’m sorry if I expressed any attitudes to the contrary.
But again, BRAVA on such a great satirical blog! ‘Do it with humor’ is right!
*yawn*
I think it’s hilarious how Karl think we actually worry if he votes no. The polls are nothing more than entertainment. This site is just for our personal knowledge. Some of us can relate to the stories on here, and thus this gives us a forum to speak out on, so to speak. I will however take great personal pride now that you have been knocked off of your high horse. Now, take a tip from Bill Engvall, wear your stupid sign, and go away.
I find it hilarious that my comments about voting in the polls has been a prime target for derision by people who, no, don’t take the polls seriously at all, and in fact couldn’t care less. Yep, the best way to show how little you care about something is to say it over and over again.
I don’t know who BIll Engvall is, or what sign you’re talking about. If you’re going to be mindlessly insulting can you at least be a little more general in your references so I’ll at least know how insulted I should actually be.
You have got to be the sigle most boring troll I’ve seen since I’ve started reading this site. I’d like to know how I repeated myself over and over since the comment above was the FIRST THING I SAID TO YOU AT ALL. Bill Engvall is a comedian, I’d suggest you look him up. Seriously, you need all the help you can get, because when I read your arguments, it’s like listening to the teacher from Charlie Brown.
“Wah wah, wah wah. Wah wah, wah wah wah wah.”
Its not your comments about the voting system…its just you. We dont like you. Shoo!!!
Raotflmao
“I suspect that this blog caters to the mass of TV-addled losers”. Where did this come from Karl? The abundence of moving talky pictures in every post? probably not. If it was me suspecting shit, I would have suspected that “the mass of TV-addled losers” where (you’ll never guess)…..watching TV. Shocking isn’t it Karl. Have you ever suspected that your ass Karl, could be used to generate almost $5 a turn rather than handing it out for free…..Hmmm, I know I have.
But my favourite part was “Well good, because someone had to have the guts to say that” (interpretation: Oh God, how fucking tough am I. I just showed them. I think I’ll root my blow up doll, Candy now)
Don’t ever change Karl, don’t ever change. We’ll always need somebody to laugh at.
Your response is largely incoherent, but I think you’re straining, with great difficulty, to make the argument that this blog cannot possibly have TV-watchers on it because if they’re on this blog, how could they possibly be watching TV? It’s a powerful argument that I honestly hadn’t thought of. I guess they could have the computer in the same room with the television and keep them both on at the same time. Or, you know, it’s possible that they watch television and use the computer at different times of day. I dunno, just brainstorming here. I mean, I was shocked by your argument at first but I think I figured out some alternatives to that troubling, age-old TV/internet dichotomy.
I don’t think we have to choose between them anymore, people!
I’m perfectly happy being someone worth laughing at, although I’m a little weirded out by the fact that all of your insults are weird sex things. I’d probably get somewhat defensive at the implication that I root blow-up dolls named Candy if I knew what it meant to root something. Is it bad? I swear, I don’t do it! (or maybe I do…wink!)
My commentary may be “largely incoherent” but it is much more likely that your comprehention is at a pre-school level. This is indicated by your inability to understand that the point I was making was that “TV-addled losers” as you put it want there entertainment media spoon fed too them with out having to put much thought or consideration into it, Where as this site requires people to read, self investigate and interact in an exchange of views. Not like TV at all really.
As I previously asked you, where did your comment come from? I mean what led you to this assumption? Do you have any facts or rational thoughts to support your comment. Of cause not. Like so many trolls with the intelligence of a common house brick you make wide sweeping generalised comments offering nothing to back them up.
I am happy to see in your response you mentioned that you don’t have sex, which is great as the last thing the world needs is more stupid people breeding.
Oh, another one. Another insightful prick who knows everything about everyone. You are a joke, Karl. You’ll grow out of it, though. I’m sure of it. The real world will teach you many things.
Right now I’m learning how funny it can be to get people all riled up so they speak out of anger without thinking. Posting what I thought were some pretty obvious observations about how people behave on this blog has turned into a very entertaining experience. Please respond like you did before!
Karl,
You are about as welcome here as a shit sandwhich at the company picnic.
Funk,
Don’t insult the shit sandwich that way.
Karl- it’s called trolling, and it isn’t a new concept. 13 year olds the world over delight in it. You just keep right along, it actually gets to be cute after a while, you guys just try so hard. We keep our own personal troll as a pet here, and as annoying as he is, we all just grew to love the little guy. While I doubt any of us will come to feel the same way about you, I can say stranger things have happened.
You mean Lindsay’s Personal Human Toilet? He just popped in the other day after a little vacation. His obsession with Taylor Swift is the stuff that legends are made of. Now Karl, he’s the stuff that the crusty brown shmegma on my cat Olliver’s asshole is made of.
Yeah, Max- Saw that. Seems he’s back on the Perez Hilton kick, lol. I’m worried about Oliver, Max. You had his butthole looked at?
LoL – he’s fine diana, just lazy about cleaning himself every now and then.
Tito
You maybe right. We should have a vote, is Karl a shit sandwhich or a giant douche. And remember every vote counts Karl, even yours.
Anyone else singing Dead Kennedy’s “Let’s Lynch the Landlord” to themselves now?
rotflmao! outstanding amamda….
Well, i m sure glad im a home owner, not a renter. Otherwise id have to sit down right now and draft a letter to my landlord stating that should i be killed by a homicidal maniac i give notice of my intent to vacate, such notice taking place two weeks prior to my brutal murder. You have to cover all bases after all.
In short, id like to say that i think that Broadcrest Foothill Apartments are a bunch of stupid asses.
I also have to wonder if there is some requirement that the rental company send a bill to the next of kin as part of a tax write-off for the lost income. I think that would be forgivable.