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    UPDATE: David Welker Pleads Guilty To Wal-Mart Rape.

    WalMart Rapist Gets 35 Years In Plea Deal

    welkers-mugORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — An Orange County man accepted a plea deal on Friday in the rape of a woman inside her car at a Wal-Mart parking lot last year.

    David Welker, 25, will spend 35 years in prison and have 10 years of supervised probation.

    Welker agreed to a plea deal after initially denying involvement in the April attack.

    Investigators said Welker ambushed the woman, forced her to drive to the back of the store and raped her repeatedly as he pointed a gun at her baby in the back seat.

    “The person I met I don’t feel is capable of doing that at all because he was so sweet and gentle,” said Meghan Mathis, Welker’s ex-girlfriend. “I don’t want to, but the evidence is there.”

    Investigators said a sweatshirt Welker was seen wearing in photos taken at a money machine where he used the victim’s ATM card was found at his home.

    A spokesperson with the state attorney’s office said prosecutors were satisfied with the deal.

    And so ends the sag of David Welker, the guy with the thirteen page rap sheet who’s friends couldn’t believe he’d commit any crime at all. Now he’s a convicted rapist, and they’re all convicted fools and jackasses. There’s a lesson here, and it’s to be careful who you hitch your wagon to, because you could end up looking even stupider than they people that supported David Welker.


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    32 Responses to “UPDATE: David Welker Pleads Guilty To Wal-Mart Rape.”

    1. FunkDupp says:

      Suck shit to all his friends who tried convincing everyone what a nice, sweet chap this POS is.
      I don’t want to tell you I told you so….. Nah, I actually do want to tell you I told you so. You dumb bastards. :)

    2. Fred says:

      Almost everyone is loveable to someone.
      POS are nt shitty to everyone.
      He may even had been the “life of he party” because he was buying drinks for everyone with someone else’s money – so he may have appeared to be nice, but he was not giving of himself, so it was no big deal from him to appear nice as it was costing other people, not him!

      Also some of his female friend thought he was a nice guy as oppsed to the usual pig that most guys are….. Unlike most guys who will take such matters in their own hands, he demanded that strangers take care of his needs….

      So yes he is nice to certain people because he is able to be nasty to others……

      • poptart1 says:

        Yeah. It’s those “nice guys” who are usually the weirdos. This douche gets what he deserves in the end, and I hope you, like I, take solice in the fact that he will be someone’s bitch in prison. He will probably have his property jacked and get his ass kicked ona regular basis. At least you can rely on those staples within our prison system because you cannot count on a speedy trial and conviction, that is for certain.

    3. diana says:

      Oh, I’m loving it. The rap sheet, man. Battery, battery, battery, elderly abuse, and the list goes on. Yeah. Nice guy. Where are the pieces of shit defending this guy? Fuck you. Good god.

    4. interested says:

      too bad that the justice department doesn’t mention that while in juvenille court it was advised twice for the kid to be removed from his parents (had 5 only kept 2) but as usual DCF does nothing along with most other Florida law enforcement…..

      • diana says:

        Whatcha talkin bout? I’m confused. David Welker needed to be removed from his parents? Or the baby who was held at gunpoint by (an adult) David Welker? What are you talking about, sir?

      • Amy says:

        Interested: Please dont insult us by starting with that crap about how he was mistreated as a kid. We dont give a fuck. Most of us here at pysih have experienced abuse or crime at some level in our lives, and ya know, we dont go around raping women at gun point.
        So just stop before you start.

      • poptart1 says:

        Interested: Seriously, what does his childhood have to do with him raping and robbing innocent females in their cars? Let alone a female who has a baby in the back seat?! He is a fucktard and should be eiuthanized.

        • Amy says:

          I think interested is a classic enbler. They make excuse after excuse for scum like David…and i just dont buy into it.
          You know, when i think about it, i should hve been removed rom he home i grew up in. It was an abusive, toxic environment, yet somehow i have managed to refrain from killing/raping/molesting anyone.
          ‘Its called ‘choice’. I made the choice to live a better life and be a better person. David could have done the same…

          • poptart1 says:

            I am just so sick of people blaming others for their fucked up actions. It does not matter if someone had a crappy childhood. You bring up a good point, Amy. Even when someone does come from a background which is abusive, they still have choices and people choose whether or not they are going to rise above the situations or continue to blame their actions on their past.

            You would think that this fucker would have had more empathy for abuse-type situations being that he was “soooo impacted” by the abuse which he had endured. What a piece of crap.
            If we allow someones past be be an excuse for their actions, where do we draw the line? Seriously. His friend is not only an enabler, but a stupid fucktard as well for buying into that bullshit.

    5. diana says:

      I’m with you guys- I don’t care if he had a bad childhood. No excuse.

    6. Amy says:

      I have to say, that scrape on his cheek put a smile on my face….

    7. Lewbell says:

      I hadn’t heard about this case but I am so disgusted. That poor woman to be faced with that choice of being raped while your poor baby was at gunpoint. What a piece of crap!

    8. SeYA says:

      I don’t think he really ment to do this.

      • Bubbles says:

        Oh wait! He didn’t mean to do it? Oh, okay then…..case solved.

        Are you kidding me?? At what point did he not mean to do it? When he left his home with a gun? When he carjacked a young mother? When he carefully made her drive away from the public eye? Or while he stuck his filthy dick in her while holding a gun to her infant’s head????

        Say something intelligent or keep your comments to yourself SeYa.

      • Lena says:

        I am beginning to think that SeYa is just tryin to get a rise out of our little community here. We would be better off just ignoring the stupid commentary made by them! If I am wrong, SeYa can you please explain your reasoning behind “I dont think he meant to do this”?

      • Amy says:

        Let me guess…he was helping her into her car, and the knife was to protect her from unsavory types, when she fell and landed on his penis.
        Your right, this was a terrible accident and we should all give him a pat on the back.
        Why are some people such fuckwits?

        • Fred says:

          That baby posed a danger……

          I wonder if the baby will grow up traumatized…..

          My mother had her purse grabbed from her when I was about 3 and I can still see the “n*gg*rs” faces – I saw them seconds before they attacked my mother – stopped moving, but she dragged me along.

          I used the word in quotes because they looked liked they were just waiting for someone white, they had a look of total hate in their eyes. Black people walked by, but we were white… They should be intheir late 50′’s or 60’s now – so I hope they either turned their lives around or are rotting somewhere – either hell or a rehab facility.

      • poptart1 says:

        SeYa, you have to be kidding, right? Are you commenting solely for responses? Are you serious? SeYa, yes, of course he meant to do what he did. Oh my, you have to be joking because no one could possibly be that stupid.
        I am almost inclined to ask FunkDupp if you are just visiting on visa here, as your citizenship must be from Fucktardia. Tell me you are kidding, please. You have made some dumbass comments, not just limited to this post and I have it figured that you are a)doing it for a reaction or b) you are a fucktard. Which is it???

      • Mazzi says:

        Yeah… you are right. It was an accident, I’m sure. He just happened to wander by her and she begged him to have sex with her in front of her baby at gunpoint. I’m sure she FORCED him to take take her ATM card, and insisted that he take the PIN too. After all, what fun is it having sex with a stranger in a Walmart parking lot if you don’t lose all your money too? And the trunk. It was all HER fault! What a wench. She should be heading to the slammer, not this poor victimized guy.

        • Amy says:

          Well thats my dream date right there…I think we have a new candidate for the ‘Asshole of the Year” comp. My vote is heading in SeYA’s direction.

    9. Dave Smith says:

      A little bit more information…My mechanic says that sometimes it can take months for power steering fluid to go thru the entire system and ruin it…btw, Wal-mart tops off power steering fluid…

    10. SeYA says:

      I don’t think this person went out and did this as a planned act. The story on the news makes you think that, but I don’t believe it. I am not saying what he did is not wrong, please don’t think that. I just don’t like the fact he got so much time in jail for this.

      • Lena says:

        Seya, do you even read these stories? It just looks to me like you skim through and only pick up the gist of the whole article.
        “For approximately 30 minutes, according to surveillance video inside the Wal-Mart, David Welker waited for someone vulnerable to happen by, which happened at about 6:15. David Welker followed a 35-year-old woman back to her car, pulled a gun on her and told the woman that he’d kill her if she screamed.” That sounds planned to me!
        How much time, in your opinion, is enough for a bastard who raped woman in front of her child? I’m curious!

      • Amy says:

        SeYA says: Blah, blah, blah.

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