Here’s another sicko who thinks it’s OK to hurt an animal and no, it’s not the guy who’s been cutting the hair of the young man pictured here. This specimen of masculinity and manliness 22-year-old, 5 foot-11 inch tall, 135-pound Matthew James Selk.

According to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, Selk’s girlfriend came home from work and found blood all over her bedroom, as well as two bloody knives. What she could not find was her 2-year-old Siamese cat. Selk’s roommate said he heard Selk punching the cat before putting it in a backpack. Selk left the apartment then returned without the cat, the report said.

It isn’t often I get to send an entire company to Hell, but this is an opportunity I just couldn’t pass up. Just this afternoon My local news reported that the State of Connecticut wants to ban the those small glass tubes with the miniature rose inside, because they are really just poorly disguised crack pipes. They interviewed a local store owner, who complained that it would hurt his profits. My wish for him is higher profits and a crackhead daughter or son.

But I digress

Carlos Ortiz recently received a bill for $2,821 from Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes, the landlords of his ex-wife Alicia Ortiz’s apartment in Upland, California. The bill was for rent and penalties incurred when she broke her lease with the company back in December of 2008. He had co-signed for her, and since she seems to be unable to pay herself, Carlos got stuck with the tab.

Sometimes when people go to bars, they may see an exotic dancer near by. Sometimes, they become drunken asshats and say stupid things around said exotic dancers. Sometimes, they get a little too hands-on. Well damnit, exotic dancers are people too! But…I digress. These outstanding fine citizens are Rianne Theriault-Odom and Nathaniel Petrillo. They decided they weren’t happy with the woman dancing, and decided to show it in their own special way.

This is Swedish Hip-Hop sensation, David Moses Jassy. If you don’t know who David Moses Jassy is, you can check out his MySpace page where he credits himself as “C.E.O. of Jassy Entertainment”. He’s to thank for several prolific and uncompromising musical epochs that have appeared in such cinematographic masterpieces as “High School Musical”, and the ever-riveting, “Bring it On-In It To Win It”. While those facts alone sentence Jassy to hell in my book, he’s on his way to the deepest depths of doom for another reason. You see, Jassy has a temper, a bad temper. Some serious road rage issues.

This is was 29-year-old Keith Allen Higginbotham.

Keith Higginbotham likes liked drugs.

Keith Higginbotham does did not like their high prices!

63-year-old Jack Boster, the owner and operator of a local pharmacy called “The Medicine Shoppe,” had drugs in his store. Expensive drugs.

Somehow (the reports still aren’t quite clear on this yet), Jack Boster heard that someone was intending on knocking off his shop. Since the Medicine Shoppe had been robbed twice in the past, Mr. Boster knew how stressful robberies were and was anxious to avoid any future entanglements with people who want free drugs at the expense of others.

Because of this bizarre desire to not be a victim, Jack Boster hired retired police officer and sheriff’s deputy Kenneth Smith to sit around and watch over the place.

18-year-old Nicolas Russell from Westminster, CA. knew what it was like to fight for his life. For reasons which were never clear to Doctors, Nicholas’ liver started to fail at the young age of 14. After spending way more time in a hospital than any child should and having several close calls with death, the terminally ill child underwent emergency surgery to implant a donated liver. The surgery was successful and Nicholas began the long and arduous road to recovery.

Most of you will remember the story of Ania Duncan, the 6-month old who was placed in a garbage dumpster last month in Cleveland, Ohio during subzero weather. At the time the story was written, certain poetic-licenses were taken as we awaited the cause of death for little Ania. The Cuyahoga County Coroner’s office has released the exact cause of death and certain other details surround the case, so here is the update with the factual information on the case corrected.

Demetrius Duncan has been charged with Capital Murder in this case, kidnapping and gross abuse of a corpse and he definitely has taken the term “gross” to a whole new level. Demetrius Duncan suffocated his daughter, 6 month old Ania, with a pillow in the living room while her mother, Olga Vazquez, 17, slept on the couch.

Sex Offender Pleads Guilty To New Bedford Library Rape

By CHARIS ANDERSON
Standard-Times staff writer
February 03, 2009 8:10 AM

NEW BEDFORD, MA — Convicted sex offender Corey Deen Saunders pleaded guilty Monday to raping a 6-year-old boy in the second-floor magazine room of the New Bedford Public Library a year ago.

Mr. Saunders, 27, entered a guilty plea to multiple charges including rape of a child, indecent assault and battery and enticing a child, according to a press release from Bristol County District Attorney Sam Sutter’s office.

During Monday’s plea hearing, Mr. Sutter asked that Mr. Saunders be sentenced to life in prison, citing the victim’s age and the fact that Mr. Saunders had pleaded guilty in an earlier case to the attempted rape of a 7-year-old boy.