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    Lam Luong

    lam-luongAll of us who are married have been there, fighting with the spouse. Sometimes you win the argument, and sometimes you don’t. I think we have all fantasized about whacking our spouse in their pointy little head from time to time or dreamed of some other way to pay them back for whatever transgression we believe them to have committed.

    This charming little fellow is Lam Luong, 38 of Bayou La Batre, Alabama. On January 7, 2008 he and his common-law wife, Kieu Ngoc Phan, 23, had a disagreement, and it must have been a whopper. Instead of heading out to the local bar and pounding back a few until he cooled off like the rest of us normal human beings would do, Lam Luong decided that the only way he could really get back at the little woman and teach her who was boss, was to throw their four children off the 80 foot tall Dauphin Island Bridge. And that is exactly what this sorry excuse for a man did.

    CHILDREN BRIDGE DEATHSHe drove Ryan, 3, Hanna, 2, Lindsey, 1, and baby Danny, 4 months, to the bridge and one by one, threw all of these helpless and defenseless children off the highest point of the bridge into the freezing water of the Mississippi sound. He then tried to file a missing persons report for his children saying that a mysterious woman named Kim had taken his children. The police did not believe him. It took divers almost two weeks to find all of their tiny battered little bodies off the coasts of Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana. The autopsies showed that their deaths were caused by blunt force trauma and drowning. They were alive when their Daddy tossed them off the bridge. It is heart breaking to think that their last thought might have been “why Daddy?”

    For over a year, Lam Luong has stuck to his story about the mysterious Kim and proclaimed his innocence. But on March 5, 2009, Lam Luong finally admitted to the murders. In a pre-trial hearing, he stunned the court and his own attorneys by writing a letter of confession to the judge, changing his plea to guilty and asking for the death sentence. Under Alabama law, all capitol murder cases must be tried, so Lam Luong will face a jury next week. The jury will decide on whether he should get the death penalty or life in prison. Unfortunately, the state of Alabama can only execute this f**cking piece of sh*t once. But instead of a nice painless lethal injection, maybe there is a higher bridge somewhere in the state they could throw him off of. Into concrete. Roast in hell motherf**ker. (sorry about the language, but nothing else seemed to convey my sentiments).

    UPDATE: “I am pleading guilty for what I have done. I request the death penalty as soon as possible. That is my request — Lam Luong.”

    Those were the words of Lam Luong in a written confession read aloud in court. However, less than one week after that written confession was read, Lam Luong changed his plea back to not guilty.

    The man who pleaded guilty to throwing his four children off the Dauphin Island bridge changed his plea Wednesday to not guilty.

    Prosecutors say Lam Luong had the change of heart when he realized, that despite his guilty plea, he was still going to be tried on the capital murder charges.

    Should Lam Luong Be Dropped From The Pearly Gates Into Hell?

    • Yes (96%, 134 Votes)
    • Yes (4%, 6 Votes)

    Total Voters: 140

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    56 Responses to “Lam Luong”

    1. diana says:

      BAYOU LA BATRE?! That’s a real place? Do they really have a lot of shrimp there?

      On topic- what the fuck. Really, I don’t think I have anything else to say. Hope he gets what he asked for, the piece of shit.

      • meekdageek says:

        yep i was unable to submit the yes to hell button but its okay i’ll just say it. TO HELL WITH THIS FUCK FACE!!!

      • Kyle in Mobile AL says:

        Yeah, they do have a lot of shrimp there.

        When I got the paper and saw he was sentanced to die, I sort of smirked. Good riddance asshole.

    2. Tito says:

      Grrrr….this sumbitch…… can’t even think of what I’d want to do to it. I can’t even call it a man. What a sad excuse for a “father”. Those poor children couldn’t even comprehend what he was doing. I’d love to take him to a dark alleyway and beat him within an inch of his life and keep going over and over until he finally died.

      • diana says:

        Maybe find a bridge that isn’t high enough to kill him, just really, really hurt him… Then throw him off of it 5 or 6 times and let him freeze to death. Sick bastard.

        • Tito says:

          just put him on a bungee cord. a lil weight he’ll smack off the concrete and back up over and over. kinda like a paddleball.

          • diana says:

            Now that’s using your head sir. I like it.

          • Fred says:

            Attach the bungy cord to his dick and let him bounce in that until it rips off, then fall to some concrete below as to give him a place where he could bleed to death.

            Also cement shoes in a sewage plant settling tank, let him drown in the stuff I put into my toilet….

            Let him eat my mother’s brussel sprouts!

            • Tito says:

              Don’t mean to shoot down your theory, but a real man wouldn’t drown poor defenseless children over a fight with is wife. As far as I’m concerned, he is no man. Therefore, he has no dick.

            • Fred says:

              You’re right, I should have called it a pee hose – because this POS can still pee while standing up wearing pants…..

            • Sabala says:

              How to punish POS’s [Reserved for the lowest of lows].

              Step 1) Proceed to restrain you POS to a sturdy surface, where all limbs are spread, but bound. POS needs to be nude.

              Step 2) Proceed to gather a cake-serving knife, a pair of pliers (preferably needlenose), a bucket of ice, cup of lemon juice and cup of salt. Chill said cake-serving knife within bucket of ice — upon it being chilled, dip said cake-serving knife into bucket of salt.

              Step 3) Proceed to sloppily remove all indications of masculinity from your POS. Should the knife’s bond with salt be dulled by your POS’s ignorant hemorrhaging, feel free to clean your knife with the lemon juice. We recommend alternating between these two methods. — NOTICE: Keep all removed portions of your POS. They are crucial to steps 6-8.

              Step 4) Proceed to administer cuts (as best one can with a cake-cutting knife) to your POS’s body. We recommend tender-meat, such as the inside of the thigh, back of the calf, back of the knee, beneath the upper arm, and along the abdominal section. Salt or lemon is fine; If your POS faints, pending causes, prepare yourself by having smelling salts on hand. If you are unable to revive them, please, be patient. The lull of sleep is a blessing in disguise — you may fully reacquaint them with the reality of their state once they are fully conscious.

              Step 5) Proceed to repeat Step 2, save instead of cake-serving knife, use pliers.

              Step 6) Proceed to remove all teeth from your POS’s skull. One per hour, or if a hurry, one per fifteen minutes. Do tend to the bleeding.

              Step 7) Begin to cook removed portions of genitalia. Serve hot to your POS. NOTICE: Do not cook all.

              Step 8) Begin to feed raw portions of genitalia to your POS. We recommend this be done post-Step 6.

              Step 9) Grasp POS’s tongue, and hold it steady — feel free to be creative with how you’ll restrain this tricky organ of your POS. Proceed to carve the initials P, O, and S, into your POS’s tongue with either tool.

    3. LoveChild says:

      How really awful this sorry excuse of a human being is………quite frankly he should be put to a slow death..

    4. dooflotchie says:

      Ohhh…I remember this. So he finally confessed, huh? And wants to be executed? Good. I hope he gets what he wants.

      I also remember the pic of the kids posted here. I remember looking at the oldest boy in front and thinking he did not look like a happy child.

      Poor kids. :-(

    5. Amy says:

      Wow!!! What a man.
      “Ill show the bitch…gimme some innocent kids, that’ll teach her to fuck with this big man!!”
      Cant someone drown this muther fucker in a soiled toilet?

    6. DualDenz says:

      again the “eye for an eye” way of treating such things springs to mind. punishment should fit the crime, so throwing him off that bridge sounds perfect to me.

    7. Mjuaji says:

      Coward and as bright as a turninp. How do you chuck your HELPLESS family over the bridge one by one then file a missing persons’ report?

    8. SazzleJazzle says:

      That dudes obviously has a screw loose. Don’t give him the easy way out with death, it’s obviously what he wants. Lock him in a fucking cell with no windows for the rest of his life and let him rot.

      • Tress says:

        I agree. If he wants the DP…don’t give it to him. Make him live the rest of his pathetic life behind bars.

        • Fred says:

          He is not worth the food to keep him alive.
          He knows a few things about the death penalty vs regular prson
          1. Death row inmates are seperated from the GP because the GP will not kill him, but make him wish he was dead
          2. Execution takes so long, I think some have died of old age first!
          3. Better defense – because it’s life or death, these POS get top attys at state expense

          Never mistake evil for stupid

    9. poptart1 says:

      Wow. This man is something else. What a piece of garbage. I think that death alone would be too humane for someone like that. The fact that he tried to file a missing persons report and just recently copped as to his direct involvement makes me sicker. He is a calculating and sickening little asshole who tried to get away with murder. For what? To “pay back” his wife? I wonder what her story is. Amy, you are right, this man is a coward. He is the worst kind of coward.
      He will make the perfect prison bitch. Definately hellworthy, and by the way, great write up. Blondie.

    10. Eyes wide open. says:

      There have to be some signs about the person you spend your life with…whether the person is unstable and values his life and the life of others. I’m sick of weak women who stay with men only because of the fact that they are trying to raise a family. Those children would be better off without an abusive father rather than with two parents who are constantly at each other’s throats! I’m sure there were other domestic altercations in which the children witnessed abuse. I blame the weak of heart and the irresponsible, selfish individuals who want to call themselves parents. Some people are just NOT MEANT TO BE PARENTS. That man needs to rot in HELL along with that woman for risking the lives of those children!

    11. Lewbell says:

      I cried about this one. I had not heard about this at all. The worst part is that the oldest boy definitely knew what had happened. He knew that his daddy hated him enough to pitch him over a bridge and let him drown. This man deserves so much pain. I also agree that this was not the first act of abuse that these children had endured.

    12. ashcan says:

      i agree the death penalty is a copout this crotch cricket is asking for it because it is the only way he can run from his sick actions i say give him natural life in solitary confinement and let all the other lifers pass him around the shower stall like a blunt at a bob marley concert

    13. Randi Nicole says:

      :(this one is extremely heart breaking

    14. momwhocares says:

      It is indeed very likely that this was not the first act of abuse these children were victims of. And also likely, as Eyes Wide Open pointed out, that these parents were constantly fighting and I think that dad was probably beating mom (as well as the kids). It was most probably a horrible environment for all. I highly doubt though, that the mom ever imagined that her POS husband would actually go that far. Something in him had to have snapped badly for him to perform that act, not once, but four times.

      I don’t think he has any remorse and I believe that his request for the death penalty is just to gain some sympathy.

      With regards to the mom, I’m not sure how to feel about her. She definitely should have not allowed her children to be abused (if indeed they were abused, but it’s likely that they were). But I feel for her having lost her four children who I’m sure she loved.

    15. LilMissSunshine says:

      what a piece of crap.. it takes a special breed of asshole to do something like this and Mr. Luong, today that asshole is YOU! … the wife should have 10 minutes locked in a room with him… rip to those poor babies…

    16. Carrie says:

      These poor kids!! There is a special place in hell for baby killers.

      I feel for the mother as well. She lost all of her kids. That’s just sad.

    17. preggz says:

      yep they do have a lot of shrimp. i think its the seafood capital of alabama…

    18. Amy says:

      From the moment i knew i was pregnant with each of my children i loved them. That love grew to immense proportions the second they were born. And as the years pass, although it seems impossible, that love just keeps getting bigger and bigger. I always tell them that the bigger they get the more of them there is to love.
      There are no words known that could describe how completly and utterly i adore my kids. They are, without a doubt my greatest achievement.
      Isnt this how all people feel about their children? And i know that the answer to that is ” obviusly not.”
      But i just dont understand how someone can not love their children. I can understand a parent feeling overwhelmed or angry or annoyed. Parenting is a hard job after all. But i cant imagine feeling nothing. And this man obviously felt nothing for his children. They were so dispensable in his mind. I hope he suffers in every way possible.

    19. Lewbell says:

      I am with you Amy, as soon as I found out that I was pregnant with my son, I counldn’t wait this brand new person. I was in love and had never met him. I had two miscarriages that devastated me because I would never get to meet those beautiful children, and yesterday we found out that we are pregnant with twins and I am ecstatic to meet these fabulous beings. Parenting is hard but so rewarding. I just don’t understand how people just think that it is so easy. If it was easy why would you want to do it? This definitely has something wrong with him in his head but that doesn’t excuse anything. I think that to look at his babies and do that to them that them that this man should be tortured.

    20. Fred says:

      While what happened to the kids is inexcusable, it seems to me that most marriages with such an age difference, especially when one is real young, generally suck.
      They were about 15 years apart, hr 38, she 23 – that’s more than half her age in difference! If they were older when they got married (lets say a second or third marriage) then I find the differences more trivial.
      Besides, except for $$$$ or a daddy, what would a 23 year old woman want with a 38 year old has man???? Her best years are coming, his are gone………………..

    21. Mazzi says:

      No Amy, I think he felt “something” for the kids, or he would not have known how bad a hurt it would be to his wife, for him to kill them. I don’t believe that he had “normal” emotions though.

      He killed his children to fuck up his wife. Period. He knew that this was the worst thing he could do to her, even worse than killing HER. And, after he did it, and the bloodrage left his eyes, he probably felt bad about it. Fucker.

      Again, assuming that somehow a “normal” person could possibly be temporarily demented enough to do something like that, what would the normal emotion be once the facts sunk in? The “normal” person would eat a handgun I think. This guy is obviously so egocentric, so narcissistic, that he couldn’t bear to hurt himself after he destroyed his four babies. Double Fucker.

      So, yeah. Let’s give this guy my favorite punishment. Lock him in a cell plastered with pictures of his kids and nothing else. Not death – that’s too easy, especially since this cowardly weasel wants it. I will gladly pay for him to sit there for the rest of his life just staring at pictures of his babies.

    22. MJ12 says:

      “It is heart breaking to think that their last thought might have been “why Daddy?””

      Seriously Max? You sound like such a self-righteous wind bag when you add things like that to articles. Yes, what he did was horrible, and there is absolutely no excuse for it. However to speculate as to what the little kids thought when they were falling into the water is not only pompous of you to do but disgusting and only diminishes the horror of the act.

      Their deaths should be mourned. Those who loved and mourned them surely don’t want to think about what the kids last thoughts we’re before they died. And reading that made my stomach turn.

      I know you do a lot for this site and you put a lot of work into the articles, but please be more consider to these hapless victims memory.

      • Fred says:

        Whats the difference between Max adding something to an article and one of us commenting? I see very little except for the fact that the administrator, the one doing the work of posting this on the web, is using a little bit of privilege that comes with the territory… Saying that Max should only comment like the rest of us is a commy / socialist thing.
        Those who do for others should enjoy some extra privilege – such motivates better work, improved ideas & products – Capitalism at its best!
        As long as Max is not altering a story as to change its purpose and meaning, then he’s doing a good job to me.

      • FunkDupp says:

        “However to speculate as to what the little kids thought when they were falling into the water is not only pompous of you to do but disgusting and only diminishes the horror of the act.”
        Do you have some sort of theory or facts to back up this statement or are you just voicing your mindless opinions. If it is just your opinion then fuck off asshat, but if you can back your claims up then fuck off asshat and tell someone who cares.

      • Max The Cat says:

        Thanks for watching my back Fred & FunkDupp, but you both have the wrong back. blondi wrote this story, but she just get added to the contributor list today, so I had to leave a note at the end of the story giving her the credit.

        • FunkDupp says:

          Well my point is still valid about this just being some asshats opinion and he should fuck off twice for hassling new contributers. You did a great job Blondie.

    23. Min_Duhh says:

      Just thought you all would wanna know that this pile of crap changed his plea.
      He withdrew his guilty plea on Wednesday and entered a Not Guilty Plea.
      Maybe the voices in his head cant agree on what he should do….wonder how things would have been different if the voices couldnt settle their argument during the time he was hefting those babies over the bridge?

      • Max The Cat says:

        Thank you Min Duh, I hope he goes to trial – He deserves the Death penalty for taking the lives of those four precious children -. I have a bad feeling though he’s going to be found incompetent to stand trial, and this is going to get dragged out for a long time until people for get. I promise you, I will never forget.

    24. Lonny says:

      Not to defend this turd in any way, but at least he fessed up to the court at the end and realized that he deserved to DIE for what he did.

      Most of these scumbag murderers go to the chair swearing up and down that they’re innocent.

      • Lonny says:

        Oh wait! He took his plea back? I didn’t even know that you could do that.

        NEVERMIND WHAT I SAID!! THIS GUY IS LOWER THAN A DUNG BEETLE’S DROPPINGS!!!!!!!!!!!

    25. sarah says:

      death and hell seems far too easy and good for this piece of shit. This man should be torchered everyday for the rest of his life whilst having to stare at the pictures of his children before and after he murdered them.

      How can anyone hurt a child? Seriously please tell me what drives a person to do this.

    26. Richard says:

      I agree this guy is the biggest piece of shit that has walked this earth and he definatly deserves death, he should be thrown to the public to let them do as they will with him, hte outrage of many people could surely cause this fucker alot of pain and death. but since they dont allow that, i hope that in prison other inmates will torture and kill him.

    27. Min_Duhh says:

      I wish I would just stop reading the news. But, as of this second, I haven’t.
      I was just scrolling through the news on “MSN” and came across some news from this nincompoops trial. His common-law wife, Kieu Phan, testified today with the aide of a Vietnamese translator, through tears. (poor thing). Anyways, apparently, this dum-dum laughed his way through telling her what he had done.
      Laughing? C’mon now, I know people have the inane ability to laugh at some of the most inappropriate times–I know this ‘cuz I am one of them, but thats beside the point.
      How this sick twisted summovabitch could laugh at a time like that makes me want to give him a lobotomy..or just drive a nail through his skull to relieve some of the pressure that Im sure causes him pain to think logically.
      Anyways, I just wanted to post that little note.

    28. Blondi says:

      MJ12: I never like to see people take a beating (verbal or otherwise) for something that I did. Thank you Max and FunkDupp for having my back. I wrote the article on this POS. And as far as the editorial comment goes MJ, yes it was an act of creative license. One that I added because of childhood experiences. It is true that I cannot know what these poor children were thinking, especially the older ones. but I can make an educated guess from personal experience. You do ask why and in the next breath scream for the one person you trust to save you. But you are right, I was not there. But I disagree with you saying that my editorial comment diminishes the horror. None of us can even begin to know their horror. We can only honor them, by remembering them and making sure that the one person responsible for their deaths pays the consequences. Peace.

      • Max The Cat says:

        About the stuff that MJ12 wrote about you story, or more specifically, the one sentence he had a problem with. I’ve run into this kind of complaint myself many times, and seen others have to tolerate it too, and I personally don’t give it much weight. Especially MJ12′s reactions – it was so extreme and over done How does speculating what a child might be thinking when his dad throws him off a bridge hurt or disrespect the family?I mean seriously man, I’m still trying to figure out why you felt it necessary to use words like self-righteous and pompous in you critique. They just seemed so over-the-top that it made me wonder if you might have been a bit intoxicated when you wrote it.

    29. ben the ten says:

      Bayou La Batre was made famous in the movie ‘Forrest Gump’. I actually went to ‘sea school’ at a training school there to get my boat captain’s license. I was eating oysters at a dive in Bayou La Batre one night and I met a dude in his 50′s that said he’d been a shrimper for 40 years. He looked and talked exactly like Forrest Gump. It was scary.

      Anyway, Lam, send me a postcard from Hell.

    30. LoulaCherry says:

      So this guy may get off with being insane or incompetent to stand trial eh? Hmm… Well the way i see it he knew EXACTLY what he was doing, and anyone who is a loving devoted parent will probably agree as if anyone wanted to destroy me then the most effective method would be to go after my children… God help anyone who tried i might add, as i can turn from mama walton to demon from the seventh level of hell if my kids are threatened, eldest daughters last boyfriend found that out to his cost, this POS wants skinning alive with a rusty nail, slow… But sore! ;)

    31. ApriL says:

      OMG! wtf! how can people do this to children… it boggles my mind… I think he ought to be hung by his nuts, yet he still has “rights” ugh i hate some of the laws… leave him to the public to take care of!

      • Dr. Smith says:

        April I see your catching up on your reading here…these stories on pysih are chilling and haunt me especially the ones with defenseless children and animals.

        I read about Harrel Franklin Braddy last night and that just ruined any chance I’d have to sleep for the rest of this week.

        If you haven’t read it and are up to destroying your morning further here’s the link.
        http://pysih.com/2007/07/19/harrel-franklin-braddy/

        • ApriL says:

          my goodness. that is really really really sad, poor baby girl. I have read so many stories and I think my views on life have completely changed after this. I don’t trust anyone, I am so scared of humanity- I have hugged my children literally 10 times as much as I used to. I can’t fathom the idea of anyone wanting to harm my babies.

          • Dr. Smith says:

            I know exactly how you are feeling. earlier this evening I sleep for a hour and woke up from dream about Salem Grell.
            Ever since I read that story I have nightmares about her all the time. they all haunt me but for some reason this horrific story keeps replying in my mind.
            http://pysih.com/index.php?s=grell

            I do hug my so tightly and pray for her safety daily. I have to hide my tears from everyone but I feel scared. I know I am never going to be the same person again and I know I’ll never take my child for granted.

            It’s better we can’t understand how these people can look at a beautiful child do something unconscionable..if we could relate then there would be something broken in us as well.

    32. Cephalotripsy says:

      He doesn’t deserve the death penalty. Those kids liked it when they were thrown off. It would be fun!

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