Min_Duhh Tells Us A Story
In the midst of all the horribly horrific things that we see here every day, I just have to share this story with everyone.
A story of a pedophile inflicting his own punishment.
A story, that I regret to say, sent me into hysterics—of the laughing kind.
In 2004 Damiene Iriarte, 26, of Brooklyn plead guilty to two misdemeanors for raping a 13 year old girl (that is NOT the funny part—just so you know). Mr Iriarte was found sometime last week naked and bleeding behind a building in the New York City Borough earlier last week. Why was he bleeding? Well, you may want to empty your bladder first, cuz you might just pee a little bit.
He bit the tip of his own penis off. Why? I don’t know darlings, I don’t think along the same lines as baby humpers; however, if I had to hazard a guess I would have to say this was his version of castration. Maybe he thought he was going to re-offend and he took matters into his own hands. Maybe he thought he got off a little too easy for raping a child, and decided to give himself a harsher sentence.
How? I dread bending over to tie my shoes some mornings; I can’t fathom bending over to inflict pain on myself by nibbling off a body part. Maybe he removed a rib or 3. Maybe he is elast-o-man.
Whatever the WHY and HOW are; I’m ok with this. Goes to show some pedophiles are willing to do whatever it takes to fit back into society—wonder what the world would be like if all pedophiles took initiative like that and castrated themselves.
Mr Iriarte was escorted to the hospital by emergency personnel, where he is recovering. He, nor his family, have made any comments.
Editor’s Note: I verified this story in several New York newspapers. The guy really bit his wiener off. When a reporter asked a NYPD officer how he thought Mr. Iriarte managed to reach his own penis in order to cause the damage, the cop answered in typical New York wise guy fashion, “Supple, I guess.”
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ROFL. Oh man, I think I peed myself.
wow just wow..and talented might i add
really tragic… not funny
Oh get a sense of humor, will you sunshyne? Jeez, what a party pooper.
errr but it reminds me of a video i saw online of a guy actually cutting off his own penis….its one of those visuals that is ‘hard to fade’… it was so sick! icky icky
OMG, why would WATCH something like that??? ACK!
Lazy (yeah u are),
People who are online constantly posting on every website imaginable (like you) and twitting (like anyone cares what they think 24/7) will look at anything to break the monotony.
Twitter for Twits. Wonder if that is where they got the name? Bet its hot in AZ.
HA! HA!
Sorry if I am off topic, but are we ever going to have a forum here, like we did before? Someitmes, I like to talk about evil folks here that are stories here at PYSIH.
I’ll look into it USS Yorktown – I’ll see if admin is up for adding something like that. I think it’s a good idea.
Hahahahah…and…eeeewwwwww…and…ouch!!!
That made for a well-needed chuckle. Thanks min_duhh, I needed that. ROTFL.
Oh maaaaan.
Maybe he was trying to ummmmm… engage in monosexuality, and accidentally bit? I think I threw up a little bit. eeeech.
That’s what I wondered!
“ooooh … ahhhh … crunch!”
How many licks does it take to get to the center of an orgasm? 1, 2, crunch … three.
Did they try to sew it back on?
Hahahahaha!
Damn, someone’s been listening to too much Rodney Carrington…
“Dear Penis, I don’t think I like you anymore…” *CHOMP*
ROFL! Hysterical!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehe!
So, did he spit or swallow?
Bwahahahahaha
I think the guy deserves whatever he gets for raping a 13 year old (or anyone) regardless of whether or not it was self-inflicted. But, sorry, I don’t see the humor. It’s just kind of poetically grotesque.
Ok, so if he bit off his own penis, I wonder how many guys are able to blow themselves?
If more guys are able to blow themselves, Craig’s List personals and the entire dating industry are doomed!
WOW..that is hilarious.
I bet Lorena Bobbit’s ex hubby read this and said “Hey..I can identify with how he feels now.”
Wonder if they can sew his back on too.
hahaha.
Okay. Maybe I’m just sick but I would have liked to see this. Nobody can really give their own blow-job, can they?
Ron Jeremy, who used to star in porn movies back in the ’70s and ’80s, could do it. That was his unique “talent”. I doubt he could do it now though – he’s got such a huge pot belly I doubt he’s even seen his dick in several years.
And now for that visual Max, eye bleach shall be properly applied to me.
Oh my!!! Ok so some are able to do it…but why would they WANT to??? I am so grossed out right now i need to go wash my eyes…yuck!
Now for the obligatory – Ewwwwwwwww.
Aw hell, I’ll “bite”… I kinda wish I had seen it too, just for the freak show effect.
My husband suggests googling “autofellatio”, and says it is possible. Which for some unknown reason, rather disturbs me that he knows about it. 0.o
Guess he really wanted to take a bite out of crime.
OMG LOL!!! Take a bite out of crime! I love it!!!
Or the local crack whore doesn’t take IOU’s anymore.
Another victim of the credit “crunch”.
I heard about this, man. FUCKING AWESOME.
if he was flexible enough to bite of his own cock, why did he have to rape that young girl?
we all know why men are envious of dogs right?
I really didnt think you were going to post this Max, but I’m glad you did. I, for one, will check it out everytime I need a break from the monotony of horror we see here everyday.
For those of you who didnt see the humor in this, GET OUT A LITTLE MORE!! There is a whole world outside of your living room, away from your computer monitor.
I loved this story, but like I told you yesterday, I wanted to save it for a time when I felt everyone needed some cheering up. It’s been a rough couple of weeks and I thought this was as good a time as any.
Does anyone know if he was high on drugs at the time? If not, my guess is that he was psychotic at the time. The story is too gross and disturbing to make me laugh…but I did laugh at the take a bite out of crime comment!
I think this P.O.S. just save himself from hell but definitely won’t get in heaven neither.