Nicholas Owen Grunke, Alexander Caleb Grunke And Dustin Blake Radke
Since the dawn of time, men have gone to great lengths for sex. Neanderthals clubbing their women and dragging them back to the cave. Knights slaying dragons to win the attention of their lady love. Pacts made in earnest with friends that everyone’s virginity will be lost by prom night (think American Pie). Take these three clowns from Dodgeville, Wisconsin. Apparently desperate times called for desperate measures as far as 20 year old twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and their friend, 20 year old Dustin Radke were concerned. Perhaps that’s when they decided that if looking for girls at the local mall wasn’t going to work, maybe they should take a look at the local obituaries instead.
Laura Tennessen was a very pretty young woman, who had met an unfortunate end to her 20 year existence when she was killed in a motorcycle accident on August 27th, 2006. Laura’s brother had preceded her in death, so her passing was a huge blow both to her entire family and the community. Laura’s obituary can be found here.
As it is customary when most people pass away, Laura was given a wake, funeral and burial. Her obituary was printed on August 29th in the local paper and beside it was her picture, where she was shown in the way those who loved her would want to remember, smiling and exuberant. Nicholas, Alexander and Dustin weren’t going to let a little thing like death get in the way of their conquest for that holy grail, dammit. Upon seeing Laura’s picture, they hatched a plan to drive to the cemetery, dig up her body and carry it back with them to their house where they would… well, you get the picture.
I have to pause for a moment, and wonder what those boys thought they would find upon opening the casket? After all, Laura had been dead for a week, and anyone with even the most 
rudimentary understanding of human biology knows that embalming will only get you so far. After a few days, the skin becomes fully marbled and discolored. Skin starts to slip away, and the early stages of decomposition begin to set in. Not to mention that when a body is prepared as a funeral home, the corpses’ orifices are sewn shut, to prevent leakage. I know, appetizing. But the point is, one has to stop and wonder if the boys believed that the same fresh faced, beautiful girl would be waiting for them in that tomb? Or worse, if they were completely aware of the condition her body might be in and overlooked it in their desperation.
Anyway, the boys took a little trip the night of September 2nd, 2006 to Laura’s final resting place at the St. Charles Cemetery in Cassville. Armed with a big ol’ box of condoms from the local Wal-Mart and some shovels, the boys began to dig. I gotta say, the fact that they brought condoms made me laugh out loud. You’re about to have sex with a corpse, but you don’t want to do it without a condom because well, that would just be gross. Brilliant thinking, guys.
Eventually Nicholas, Alexander and Dustin reached the concrete vault which encased Laura’s casket and were able to clear the dirt off her memorial plaque, which read “L.J.T July 27th 1986-August 27th 2006.” Just one month past her 21st birthday. So they’d gotten that far, but it was going to be a pretty tough job budging that concrete off the casket. Luckily at that point, the boys heard a car driving into the cemetery. Someone had heard noise coming from inside the cemetery and called the police. Leaping from the grave, they took off running into the night leaving the cops on call to find a pretty disturbing scene and Laura’s final resting place in disarray.
The boys could run, but they couldn’t hide. Officer Brent McDonald, who was dispatched to respond to the disturbance in the cemetery and was patrolling the area on a call about a suspicious looking vehicle, stopped a sweaty and freaked out Alexander Grunke, who was dressed in all black and acting like he’d just been attempting to do unspeakable things to a dead body. He ‘fessed up pretty quickly when the cop questioned him and the three boys were brought in 
for interviewing, where they outlined their genius plan to dig up the body, bring it back to Grunke’s house and have sex with it. What they planned to do with the body after they’d gotten their jollies I have no clue, but I’m damn glad they didn’t get the chance.
Originally, judges in the local court had their hands tied on how to charge these three creeps. Obviously what the three men had done was wrong, but with no laws in Wisconsin deeming necrophilia specifically a crime, it looked as though the Grunke brothers and Radke were going to only be looking at charges like vandalism and destruction of private property.
As the story spread, general reaction from the public and assistance from a Wisconsin lawmaker demanded that necrophilia be recognized as a crime punishable by a court of law and the original ruling was appealed. The case ended up going all the way to the supreme court of Wisconsin, which declared that having sex with a corpse is illegal because dead bodies can’t give you actual consent (see the court’s decision here). The charges of attempted sexual assault that would have inapplicable before the laws were changed, were reinstated once necrophilia in the state of Wisconsin officially became recognized as a crime.
Once officially charged, Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and their accomplice Dustin Radke were all facing up to a 10 year sentence and some hefty fines for what they were planning to do with Laura Tennessen’s dead body. Dustin Radke, in the only good decision he’s made since birth, pled no contest to 3rd degree sexual assault charges on February 19th, 2009. You can view his court records here.
The Grunke brothers (man, even their last name is gross) entered a plea of not guilty on November 19, 2008. Justice Patience Roggensac says the reason for passing the state law was pretty clear: having sex with someone who does not consent is a definite crime, whether the person is alive or not. She also added this little zinger, saying “A reasonably well-informed person would understand the statute to prohibit sexual intercourse with a dead person.” Lolz.
Despite everything that happened, and a confession from these 3 perverts, the case ended in a mistrial. Lawyers for Alexander Grunke alleged that his initial arrest on that night back in 2006 was invalid because the boys’ “suspicious looking vehicle” had been parked legally, and at the time Officer McDonald questioned Alexander Grunke (his court records), any answer he got was not valid because Grunke would have been under no obligation to answer any questions, as he was not under arrest. Lawyers for Radke and Nicholas Grunke (his court records) argued that this made their arrests invalid as well.
Jurors were deadlocked on the boys’ charge of attempted sexual assault, only finding them liable for attempted misdemeanor and criminal damage to a cemetery. But assistant district attorney Tom Pozorski isn’t willing to let this one slide, and says he is going to retry the case.
The moral of the story is guys and gals, before you go trying to start a singles mixer at your local cemetery, remember these words of wisdom: there’s always someone out there who is just as drunk as you are horny. And all kidding aside, I believe these guys do belong in hell, for being putting their own pathetic agenda over a young woman’s right to dignity in death, and her grieving family. Mistrial or not, and despite the many legal loopholes in this case, they tried to dig up a body and have sex with it, and it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out why that is very very wrong.
Do Nicholas Grunke, Alexander Grunke, and Dutin Radke Derserve Hell?
- Yes (64%, 624 Votes)
- No (36%, 348 Votes)
Total Voters: 972
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I honestly couldn’t vote yes here. I know it is disgusting, but seriously, look at these guys. They are not much to look at and probably had a hard time getting a girl to say yes to a date, much less yes to sex. Maybe they needed someone who wouldn’t say no?
Whatever. I think they are guilty of Felony Stupidity, not a hell-worthy offence.
I agree with you.
I am willing to bet that their own hands reject them.
Gee, Fred, I think MY hands would refuse them, not to mention anything else. My eyes even want to refuse to look at their pictures! Did anyone notice the first kid looks like a very ugly girl?
All I can think when I see his picture is “Go cry, emo kid.”
I think he looks kinda like Olive Oyl from Popeye… only uglier
Navy Cop -
I think his name is Olive Greese – Olive Oyl’s unspoken of twin brother now that you mention it…
OMG, you’re right! I see the resemblance! lol… Olive Grease doesn’t do anything for ya, huh?
Neither Oyl or Greese do anything for me…..
They’re too stupid…. no brains to fuck out…….
LMFAO!!!! Their own hands reject them, classic…..
Haven’t they ever heard of blow up dolls?
GHOULISH ! Yuck ! LOSERS you can bet they will be in and out of jail their whole lousy lives and WE will have to pay for it!
And you won’t? When T.S. dies, are you gonna lick her toes and cut off her feet as keepsakes? Nasty screen name, you have opened yourself up to my 50 caliber wit.
You’re fairly new here NavyCop, so you don’t know about our good and decent friend here. He used to go by the nym Lindsay’s Personal Human Toilet, and he LOVES Taylor Swift. He’s actually a pretty good guy – we adopted him as our pet troll because he cracks most of us up.
I grovel in humiliation, Max. I just hate Taylor Swift
I shoulda been smart enough to know that was LPHT. The hamser that runs the wheels in my brain has pulled up lame for the last week or so.
I’m feeling kinda ornery today. I put over 1500 dollars into my 3000 dollar truck in the past week and a half. And I had waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much to drink this past weekend. My head still hurts :( Oh well, I never learn and I will do the same thing next weekend. “Man, I feel like a dumbass…”
Thanx Max ! (:
I liked the name “Lindsay’s Personal Human Toilet” better.
Maybe because it’s a noun rather than a statement……
I dunno, NavyCop. The intent was fully there. This is pretty damn low, even for some of the shit I’ve read on here. What they were planning to do showed a total lack of respect fot the Tennesen family and friends.Thank God someone saw them. Who knows what would have happened otherwise?
Yes the trifecta was there, Opportunity, Capability, and Intent. However, they did spill the beans as soon as they were caught. At least they didn’t lie about it. I just don’t believe that the intention of defiling a corpse without the actual follow-through is hell-worthy. I don’t usually vote no. Besides, their lives are going to be hell on earth. They will forever be known as necrophiliacs. That’s pretty bad for them.
PTSHTLF- Please allow me to apologize for my hate filled vitriol. In addition, looking over my comments for the past few hours, I have now come to the conclusion that I should not comment while hung over. So everybody, please accept my humble apologies for the mostly retarded shit that has flown from my fingertips today.
Cool beans. I feel better now.
I know I will probably look like an ass here, but I had to laugh at this one- simply because I can’t even fathom why those weasels up there didn’t just KNOW that humping a dead body was wrong. Just because there isn’t a law written somewhere doesn’t automatically make it acceptable. I am sorry these dumbshits can’t get laid and they have to resort to mating with those of the unliving persuasion but what can you expect from twerps like those. nonetheless, I am sorry for the intended victims family- even in death their daughter wasn’t safe from perverts. Geez whatta world huh.
min-duhh, I made myself look like an ass unintentionally. But Wisconsin is also the state that recently (past decade) made it a law that it is illegal to have sex with a dead deer, is it not? If something is made illegal it is because somebody was caught doing it… :)
That is true.
I’ve always got a chuckle out of products with warnings that almost seem logical to me.
Example, my daughters high chair is a “phase high chair” meaning the seat comes off and can be used as a booster seat when she’s old enough. It says on the seat, “not to be used as a vehicular child restraint seat”, that’s something I would assume even without the warning. But, obviously someone tried it. Her stroller has a warning on the basket underneath that says “do not transport child in basket”, duh! But again, obviously someone tried it.
I guess some people are just missing the logic gene- aside from the grossness factor, humping a dead animal\person is just wrong on so many levels. Thankfully a majority of the population agrees on that. Too bad there are people who have to have it spelled out for them.
How about these?
- Hair dryer: Do not use in shower or bath.
- Iron: do not iron clothes on body.
Brilliant. Here are dome more, lol. Enjoy. stupidwarningssite.com
Like the warning on a car battery? “Do not drink battery acid”
I have never been so thirsty that I popped the hood, took a look at the battery and said to myself, “Damn, that looks good right now.”
I have a hair dryer that actually says…
Do not use when you’re asleep
I shit you not. First time I read it, all I could say was…”What the fuck”?
Yeah, Min.. I am with you. I didn’t so much laugh as I got totally grossed out and felt extreme pity for these three sick freaks. Well, I did laugh at Moop’s writing. That was pretty amusing, lol.
I just kind of want to slap them and explain that simply because something is not socially acceptable that doesn’t make it “cool”. Unfortunately though, we have kind of done this to ourselves in society.
Because we have allowed so many things that used to be socially unacceptable into mainstream acceptability, the teenagers who have a need to gravitate into an anti-society subculture really have no choice but to sink to incredibly low depths to achieve that. And how much lower can these freaks possibly go? I don’t wanna know.
Fortunately, even our sick society is not likely to accept necrophiliac rape as a “lifestyle choice”, so hopefully this is the lowest we will see.
See below for my next post, lol. I am about to go on a rant! Grab some popcorn or a fresh cup of coffee.
“Well, I did laugh at Moop’s writing. That was pretty amusing, lol. ”
Hopefully amusing as in haha, not amusing as in terrible :)
No Moop, you have a gift, lol. Your humor is very dry, and I have a fondness for witty sarcasm. You hit it on the head!
On the upside, if these 3 clowns only fuck dead people, there’s absolutely no chance they’ll reproduce.
This is the first time I have hoped some teens were on a drug binge and didn’t know what they were doing because the idea that this was plan was the result of a sober idea is way too much to handle!
It is easier to think they thought this was a good idea while under the influence of LSD/Meth/major psychotropic meds all mixed together!!! its twisted but also brings up Ed Gein-wonder if this was what his fantasy was as a teenager……
Another sad thing in her obituary, it seemed like a lot of young people -her cousins, brother and friends had died young..
I totally agree with this, Ferrets, but I can’t remember any time within my dissolute drunken, stoned, frying lifetime that I was high enough to consider screwing someone dead that I dug up out of the ground. Although it does sound familiar to some of the things I’ve been told that I did while blacked out.
Oh man..just damn about this whole saga. Damn.
What is it with Wisconsin anyways ? There was this one dude a while back who was caught having sex with a dead deer, and prior to that he tried to have sex with a horse, but the horse kicked him, he got pissed and killed the horse.
Oi vey….the three do look like they couldn’t get laid in a morgue. Ha ha..I made a funny. – Just a joke, good people. Just a joke.
*snicker*
I know! Every few months some psycho comes up outta Wisconsin gettin into all kinds of stange shit. Something in the dairy, perhaps?
Wisconsin and Flint…I swear.
I live in Duluth, MN, and trust me, there is a reason why I stay away from Superior. I don’t know if it’s something in the dairy, or pure, unmitigated boredom.
- When you’re seriously thinking about fucking the dead you gots to be majorly bored….geesh louise.
LMMFAO- at least in Flint they commit real crimes. Arson, murder, robbery, rape. None of that pansy grave invading stuff.
Ok that was probably tactless-but at least I got a giggle out of it.
(just to clarify- crime isn’t funny to me and I was being semi-facetious but only semi because I’m sure even the lonliest of criminals wouldn’t hump a corpse; they’d just go buy a hooker in Detroit for a 44oz)
I know ! I know ! So I guess Flint has the upper-hand in major crimes. Shock ! Horror!! Why am I yelling ?
Anyways, Min-duhh…..don’t ever feel the need to apologize or explain a harmless joke, or seemingly ‘tactless’ comment to me….I am the queen of offensive humor, and have quite literally cleared rooms due to my downright crass remarks about certain subjects.
I’m quite sure that despite a few “ha ha” replies made through out the comment section of this story, we all feel a tremendous amount of sadness for this young woman’s family who went through a pretty disturbing and unbelievable time.
Maelstrom,
I know you have comprehension skills darlin- I know you can decipher sarcasm rhetoric hate truth etc etc from what someone posts.
However, some people won’t be able to decipher the joke in that. And sometimes I just feel like I need to point things out to them CLEARLY before they start making jackasses out of themselves when they take that seriously and start picking it apart and call me a callous bitch or something. Being called a callous bitch hurts my feelings- because I’m only that on weekends ;)
p.s.- its nice to have someone to joke about flint with
*note to self* avoid buying dairy products from Wisconsin.
I don’t ever even wanna consider digging someone out of the ground for sexy time.
“Sexy time”….Lol. Too right.
Actually for the most part the Wisconsin Cheese is safe, although I would avoid the SWISS…. The Baby Swiss is probably save now too, as long as these three are locked up!
THIS PISSES ME OFF!!!! What the fuck kind of excuse is this? How can our legal system accept this kind of defense? I can understand that we cannot allow a “confession” that comes after the suspect has been physically or mentally tortured, but to toss out an entire crime because the vehicle was legally parked? What the fuck kind of nonsense is that?
My father (a lawyer) used to say that the best solution for inadmissible evidence is to
A) identify it – as in, if a confession is extracted after 14 straight hours of interrogation, it should be noted in the court proceedings so it can be weighed for reliability, and
B) accept the evidence, and punish the officers if it was obtained illegally. So if a cop doesn’t cross his T’s and dot his I’s – and finds a gun on the suspect, the gun is still evidence, but the cop gets a sanction. If it is a SERIOUS infraction of the civil rights of the suspect, but evidence is produced, the cop might actually get fined, fired or even prosecuted himself.
I guess the point is that evidence is evidence. If it proves that a suspect committed a crime, then it should stand, but if it is itself questionable it should be weighed against the method used to find it. NOT tossed out totally.
And, if there is a Mark Furman bloody glove situation, the cop should be not just fired, but totally ostracized from law enforcement – not given a book deal, and a fucking radio show.
/rant off
I am pretty positive that if a dead body could give consent she still would have had to decline.
Precisely. :)
Gotta say I laughed a little when I saw these pictures. I just gave a presentation for my Human Sexuality class last night on necrophilia and these idiots were one of the cases that I discussed. If you want to read about one really sick individual, check out “The Unrepentant Necrophile.” It’s an interview with this lady Karen Greenlee. Let’s just say it made me more than a little queasy.
OK I looked up Karen Greenlee-that is one seriously sick bitch!! Breaking into funeral homes to have sex with dead guys, WTF???? I about vomited when I read her describing the activities she engaged in with the deceased-she needs locked away for a long long long time
Did you read the interview? The part that really got me was when she said:
“Sure, I find the odor of death very erotic. There are death odors and there are death odors. Now you get your body that’s been floating in the bay for two weeks, or a burn victim, that doesn’t attract me much, but a freshly embalmed corpse is something else.
There is also this attraction to blood. When you’re on top of a body it tends to purge blood out of its mouth, while you’re making passionate love .. You’d have to be there, I guess.”
Seriously…what the fuck is wrong with this woman? I made sure to include that quote in my presentation and I saw everyone turn a little green.
I’m gonna blow chunks now…. And I just ate chocolate chip yogurt… Sick bitch
Chocolate chip yogurt?????? Now I’m going to blow chunks. Ugh.
My brother’s is 8 months pregnant and I don’t think even she would eat that…..
Holy typo….brother’s wife it should say!!
you guys are crazy, chocolate chip yogurt is the shit!
Yeah! Breyer’s Chocolate Chip Yogurt! Freakin kicks ass, I swear!
The reason I found these guys hellworthy (aside from the obvious reason) is that it stated in her obituary that her brother had recently died before her. So while they were reading her obituary and making plans to dig her up, not ONE of the three thought to say “Hey wow, 2 kids in this family have died, maybe we should leave them in peace.” Nope, they went ahead with their plan, and now the family has had to deal with court dates, legal battles and having having their daughter RE-BURIED because her first grave was disrespected and dug up. Can you imagine if your child died and you had to not only live through her funeral, but then you had to go back and bury her AGAIN because some douchebags tried to dig up her body? These guys do not care about anything but themselves and what they want. I don’t care if they owned up to it, or didn’t get a chance, or were driven by desperation. That’s like telling a rapist “well, it’s ok because you told the truth and let’s face it, you probably weren’t getting laid elsewhere so you were obviously just really desperate.” Ugh. I can’t stand these 3 idiots.
You just gave the perfect definition of most twenty year olds: “These guys do not care about anything but themselves and what they want.”
I don’t think they thought about anything other than having sex. I doubt they are true necrophiliacs–aroused by sex with dead things. I suspect they were horny and desperate and incredibly stupid; but, hell worthy? Nah. They’re going to be living their own personal hell for quite a while.
Of course, I am also of the mind set that when I die I’d like to be thrown into the woods–let my body give back the earth. I’m just saying….
I mentioned in a lower comment that I didn’t think these guys were total necrophiliacs because they went after Laura Tennessen specifically, not just any dead body.
And I really didn’t write the article trying to get people to agree with me that these dudes belong in Hell. Hell can mean many different things. Hell could be a lake of fire somewhere below the earth’s surface, sure. But Hell can also mean that anytime you apply for a job, the company sees your court records first. Maybe one of them will meet a girl they want to date, and out of curiosity she does an internet search… Hell can be just as hot here on earth, and I think these 3 deserve it. This was not some harmless crime. They put that girl’s family through something hideous.
These little freaks probably wouldn’t even want a living breathing woman if they could get one. Necrophiles kind of PREFER the corpses. I read some allegedly true book about death and the funeral industry and one chapter was pretty damn disgusting. Think it was called Cemetery Stories or something like that.
With most of these weirdo necrophiles, they fear rejection. They usually hate or fear the opposite sex and find it easier to gravitate towards someone that can’t reject them or tell them what a freak they are. And yeah, a lot of them work at funeral homes or morgues, so it kind of makes you wonder how many of them just haven’t been caught yet.
I actually did study just kind of the basic psychology of necrophiliacs before I wrote this story, because I didn’t want to go into it not knowing the reasons behind this behavior.
The thing is, these guys didn’t strike me as being necrophiliacs, at least not prior to this incident. It was Alexander Grunke’s idea to dig up Laura Tennessen’s body specifically, because he thought she was attractive. Necrophiles usually go after dead bodies in places like mortuaries, sometimes finding work there and there isn’t so much a discrimination about whether the person is attractive, just the fact that the body is DEAD is what turns on a necrophiliac. In this case, it honestly just seemed like 3 dudes who couldn’t get laid, and thought this was their best option.
I remember when I first heard about Necrophilia, and I let out an audible gasp…then a very loud, resounding…
“Oh for fuck sake”
What a whacky world we live in.
Yeah, I prefer a warm body, myself. One that speaks and moves on its own. Preferable human. lol :)
“After a few days, the skin becomes fully marbled and discolored. Skin starts to slip away, and the early stages of decomposition begin to set in. Not to mention that when a body is prepared as a funeral home, the corpses’ orifices are sewn shut, to prevent leakage.”
Not mentioned was the fact that this girl was killed in a motorcycle accident. What kind of shape would this girl be in BEFORE the embalming proccess.
What a shitty group of lowlife scumbuckets! This beautiful young lady died in a terrible accident & her poor family is still grieving for her, & then they learn that she was almost raped by 3 lunatics once they had laid her to rest. That must have been horrific for them to learn when they were just trying to cope with the loss of someone they loved so much. I am so thankful that these three little pricks were scared off and were not able to defile this young lady’s corpse. These 3 little punk ass bitches deserve a little prison justice to see how it would feel to be defiled against your will!
To Laura’s family……I am so sorry for your loss of such a beautiful young lady. I am also sorry for the loss of Laura’s brother. I offer my deepest condolences for the loss of your two family members & I am so sorry that your family has had to endure this terrible pain. I will keep your family in my thoughts. RIP Laura and Laura’s Brother (I am sorry I keep referring to him as Laura’s Brother, but the article above didn’t have his name,)
With some ofthe “Hate Crimes” legislation being passed, necrophilia, with some stretching that I am sure someone like http://pysih.com/2009/01/29/raipher-d-pelligrino/ will do, necrophiliacs could become another group that would be a protected class……….
The write up was great, quite humorous. These douche bags, if hey had succeeded in opening the coffin wold have probably barfed big time once they go the casket open and took a whiff.
These boys should pool their money together and find an affordable crack whore.
I….
Um…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
LMAO well said
Following in my tradition of saying why I voted no. The creeps didn’t actually do anything. The desire was there, but once they got there, they got spooked and ran. I’m 100% sure they wouldn’t have even gone through with it…I’d wager they would have vomitted as soon as they opened teh casket…worst case they would have run away leaving the casket open. They didn’t do anything, I say no to Hell.
Nah, they didn’t do anything. Just made a grieving family bury their daughter for a second time, which I’m sure most people haven’t had the pleasure of experiencing (sarcasm).
All kidding aside, I understand why some people would vote no to hell because these guys didn’t get the chance to finish what they had started. But hey, lots of people try to commit murder and rape, and their plans get botched too I’m sure. Does it make them any less hellworthy for trying? Not in my humble opinion. I just know had it been my child’s grave, I’d be beside myself with anger.
I agree with you… I just kinda wish there was an option on the poll that said. “The jury is still out on Hell, but they’ll all probably die with some form of VD that won’t wash off.”
Ooooh, that’s a good one. Max, are you listening lol
Just UGH.
And no one had the brains to figure out that if they’d just pawned a couple of video games, they probably could have paid for three blow jobs from some whore.
The probably figured she’s still warm…..
Besides it’s not she’ll say no……..
These guys make Beevis and Butthead look like scholars.
Moop..great job but I see a date discrepancy..
“L.J.T July 27th 1986-August 27th 2006.” Just one month shy of her 21st birthday”
She actually would have just turned 20 in July…not that that makes any difference to anything whatsoever, I am just talking out my ass lol
Well at least a “statutory” charge can’t be added.
oops, you’re right! It should have read just one month AFTER her 20th birthday. Thanks for the heads up!
Yeah, I missed that too – I’ll take care of it right now.
hahahhahahahaha. Words fail me. I got nothin’. hahahhahahah.
Burn in hell? Nope. But spending a night in jail with “Bubba”
may teach them what consent is…..
I honestly don’t think they could have done it. Once they got to actually see her condition, I doubt any of them truly would have had the stomach for it. They each remind me of Napoleon Dynamite types but with a darker spin – trying too hard to be ‘rad’ but failing at every step. I really think they probably would have thought twice about it once they saw her. I have to think that. I’m eating bacon.
I remember reading about this before and thinking, “If those were my kids doing that shit I’d disown them.”
But I don’t have any kids, never wanted them and have made sure that, barring some kind of miracle, I never have any. So that makes me want to ask the parents here:
Do you think there is anything your kids could do that would seriously, honestly make you want to disown them?
I’m a parent and I can say that causes for possible disownment might include (though I’m certain good parenting can prevent such things, in most cases):
Killing my husband over a video game
Becoming a serial killer
Putting a kitten into an oven and cranking the temp to 500
Moop…damn you are truly the voice of wisdom, and I agree with your list.
I think if my child molested his or her own, I might disown as well, or starved them, or let them sit in their dirty diaper for 8 days.
Those are pretty surefire ways to get me to dismiss me as your momma. Also anything food related. If my son killed someone over a Poptart, we would definitely have some serious issues.
Or a dinner roll lol. Luckily for my daughter I will be one of those overbearing grandparents who will drive her crazy and call every 8 hours for updates on the baby.
Yes, a dinner roll is unacceptable as well. Lol.
My kids do things all the time that make me seriously, honestly want to disown them.
mistrial?? wow!
this poor girls family must have been livid. i definately would have went after them hardcore!
If these clowns want her so badly, they should be burried with her NOW
Nah. Stick all three of them in a woman that won’t say no. An Iron Maiden. Or maybe up inside of Cheyenne Cherry’s snatch… >:) *Devious grin, eyes glazed dementedly*
Or stick them with someone who wishes he was a girl…..
Or with a girl tha won’t take NO from them….
Hahaha, Fred, you crack me up
For a lack of anything better to say, EWWWWW!
And what a bunch of dumbasses. Wastes of sperm, all three of them.
My kids are teens now, and they have never done something to be disowned, but if one did this stupid ass stunt, I would just want them to move very far away from me and my home and never come back. We could talk on the phone at Christmas time but thats it. Ha Ha
That is just revolting…..I’m not sure about actual hell over this one, but imagine being googled several years down the road and having a prospective girlfriend/employer/roomate find out this little gem about you?? I know if I googled a man I was interested in and saw something like that I’d RUN. How stupid. If they had gotten her coffin open they would’ve barfed first, IMO……gross…..
And the fact one of the guys’ middle name is Caleb. Wrong. Just wrong. My youngest is Caleb :-( But he’s a very cute and spunky kid who already has little girls with crushes coming around. I’m sure when his time comes he will get an actual breathing, pretty, LIVE girl lol
Even better, imagine if they get convicted. After they are released, each job application will have to state that they were arrested for attempted sexual assault on a corpse. I can just see an employer’s face now! LOL
Let me try this again.
I think these numbnuts are a few IQ points away from drooling on themselves, and it would have only taken a few simple steps to get them a real life (or live) girlfriend.
First, give up the emo hair dye.
Second, go to MCDonalds and eat a bagful of double cheeseburgers with cheese.
Sure the girl wouldn’t have been a beauty queen- c’mon now anything above a 3.5 would be a miracle. But, a girlfriend at any level of hotness is a girlfriend. She probably would have given up the poon and all would be hunky dory in Wisconsin.
I am not a matchmaker extrordinaire…but I think that’s pretty expert advice. I might start a new career- Min the Matchmaker; Specializing in PREVENTION OF LIVE ON CORPSE SEX.
I can’t vote no either…I know its sick, but at least the person would have been dead and unaware…it only reminds me of…a wonderful song in good fun…
Voltaire – Dead Girls
Check it out…it almost brings a light of humor. It surely may have been describing these young morons.
I cannot even begin to imagine how that poor girl’s family must have felt. I feel sick to my stomach even thinking about it. These three need to be moved somewhere with iron doors, night guards, padded walls and qualified psychiatrists, for they are deeply, seriously -and if left untreated, possibly irreversibly- mentally ill. Despite that, I voted for hell. Hell yes.
I don’t know if it’s been said (sorry I’m just dropping in without being able to read all the responses) but I don’t feel they deserve hell only because hell is full of corpses and it would be like a smorgasbord for they attractive fellows
I really don’t think that they like corpses, I think that they wanted one last moment before she grows cold.
I think they are way more stupid than evil.
before she grows cold?! It’s Wisconsin, and she’d been dead for a WEEK! If they didn’t know she’d be ice cold by then…
Well at least these boys don’t discriminate……
Warm or cold – as long as she won’t say “NO”….
I’d also check the local livestock…. see if any of them that could not say NO have been violated…… Kinda makes me wanna try a veggie burger now…
Also I am a lazy fuck……. a corpse just sounds like way too much work………
Someone should inform these guys the virtues of a bolw up doll
1. Cheaper than a lawyer
2. Lighter than a corpse
3. Legal
4. Easier to hide
Haha…cheaper than a lawyer….that’s funny….even the good ones right Fred?
And smells way better.
WTF???????????? What is wrong with people???????????? On the subject of perverts, there was an 8 year old girl who got raped by four other boys. They are all Liberians immigrants and the victim’s parents are disavowing her. They should at PYSIH.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/24/liberia.arizona.juvenile.assault/index.html
Both the parents and the rapists.
BUT
I vote that the parents go into hell a bit deeper because they should be taking care of their child even more now.
BUT if they were in “their” country, she’d be out on the streets starving to death by now, but here in the oppressive USA they are not allowed to fully practice their religion as we have a Christian foundation.
That Jesus and his “do unto others…” philosophy it’s just going to ruin Islam!
I should probably be ashamed of how hard this post made me laugh. From the blank, fetal expressions of the twins, to the ruling that a corpse can’t give consent, to the half-assed mistrial, everything is hilarious.
I do hope they try these fuckers again, though. That’s not a youthful prank, that some seriously depraved shit.
It’s ok to laugh. Sometimes you have to laugh at horrible things to keep from throwing up!
It IS funny in a sick way…..
Really the judge had to use the fact that a corpse can not give consent – how devoid of common sense is the law that the judge had to use such an obtuse angle to convict them????
And the fact that they actually believed that after a fatal motor cycle accident that she’d still be that hot looking??? One trip to the hospital (if she made it that far) may have convinced them otherwise…
Also to me, this is not so much evil as it is demented… so yes I found this story funny – like when a person trips accidentally…
Maybe she still looked good after the mortician worked his magic?
But if the mortician sewed the holes closed, then basically her corpse would be celibate, so really all they could get was a titty fuck and I don’t think that would be too great if the tits are cold……. But then again for these bozos, maybe cold soft tits are better than a warm hard hand!
As twisted as this story is, it’s still kind of funny (in a twisted way)
This would be one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever read if it wasn’t so sick and depraved. Although I have to admit, I would have loved to see the expression on their faces if they had opened up that coffin and found what was really waiting for them.
I’m glad they didn’t get to open the casket, but oh lordy that would have been so awesome to hear them all screaming like little girls.
Why in the hell did they admit to what they were going to do? They are truly stupid. They could have said, “Hey we just thought it would be fun to dig up a body.” These dudes get the EPIC FAIL award of the century. Enjoy your jail time idiots.
mrsprettyncurvy- there is a term for their primary offense: Felony Stupidity
I wondered about that too, mrsprettyncurvy. Then again, I was mostly wondering why someone would want to fuck a dead person. Then I read the interview with that Karen Greenlee chick and I wished I hadn’t wondered that…
I have to say I voted for hell for these three. I don’t care if they didn’t actually do it. I also don’t agree with a lesser charge for attempted murder either. Why should you get a break just because you are incompetent? The intent was fully there.
its called a hooker!!!! If these simps would have pulled their money they could have gotten a good old fashioned street walker…with NO effort.
I wouldn’t worry too much, I’m sure they’ll get plenty in jail.
Plenty of what, dead butthole? That’s still gonna be scarce in prison… ew. I grossed myself out.
This one is something else…wow…I was just thinking the joke would have been on them had they successfully penetrated her, because the embalming fluid would have killed them. But then I remembered the condoms. Perhaps that was the reason for the condoms? No, wait…THAT would have required brains on their part.
Sick sick sick ass people…
When i first saw the pictures of the twins I thought it was one of those makeover computer images. You know where you put different hair styles on yourself to see what would look good with your face shape. I couldn’t vote hell because I think they are just plain dumb and I don’t think any of them would have known how to do it with a live chick, dead chick, or a hooker for that matter. What they should have been doing is playing world of war craft. Can’t you get married on that game or something?
Luckily they were caught before they got the casket open. I think they are just incredible stupid and deserve great lengths of therapy. But not hell worthy.
I don’t know. I would kind of liked them to have gotten the casket open and then had them live with *that* image in their heads. (Granted, for the sake of the family, I’m glad they didn’t) These knuckleheads are truly desperate and sadly pathetic!
Did you know that the Grunkes have a sister? And that their dad died of cancer a year later? The arrest and court cases started in the beginning of her freshman year of high school–she’s had a lot to deal with. Even though she qualifies for National Honor Society, she decided not to get inducted, because that would mean being announced in public, and people are wont to gossip. She was one of the only students who didn’t do the grand march at the prom, for the same reason.
Also, does no one read the bible anymore. Only God decides who goes to Hell.
Actually, God sent an angel to tell me that if I ran this website, I could decide if people like the Grunke Brothers went to hell or not. Pretty cool, huh? Yeah, me and God can kick it like that.
If you want to blame someone for this young lady’s problems, I think you need to look squarely in the eye of her idiot brothers. If they hadn’t tried to dig up the corpse of Laura Tennessen for the purpose of having sexual relations with it, I would never have written this article and we wouldn’t be having this conversation, would we? The Grunke’s sister is just one more victim of her brothers’ foolish and reckless behavior.
I live and grew up in the town the Grunke brothers grew up and lived when all this happened, and went to school with Dustin’s younger brother. Firstly I think this is absolutly wrong in every possible way and also think the boy’s didn’t get punished the way they should.
The Grunke boy’s had a hard life, and obviously didn’t fit in. their mom had tried to commit suicide a couple of times and everyone knew about it because we live in a small town (population; 636) And it’s hard on a lot of people. like “Anonymous” said their dad passed away which was besides the younger sister the only other normal person in that family. They got teased in school by the “popular” crowd. So think about it this girl would have never given them the time of day in life, so they got off on the thought of her being in an accident and being dead as a “F**k you” to those people who treated them like shit. Wrong? Very! but look at all these kids who kill themselfs for being picked on… the Grunke boy’s anger for that turned in too sex with a pretty popular girl who was dead. I’m not saying this is the exact reason just my guess. By no means am I sticking up for or defending what they did, but I think as a society we need to stop bulling in our youth.
It’s not like these boy’s were trouble makers before all this happend neither one of them even had a record. And the younger sister was a couple years younger then me in school and she def. is a smart girl and a very nice girl and obviously a very strong person dealing with all the death threats and gossip that come along with this.
Wisconsin is not the only state that dosn’t or I should say didn’t have a law against having sex with dead bodies… why? because it was never an issue… there are weird people in ever town and state.
I’m going to say they should not go to hell… and knowing these boy’s they wernt monsters, just very lost kids who made one of the most horrible choices in their lifes. I feel like everyone desirves a second chance. My heart has always gone out for Laura’s freinds and family… but I just wonder who writes this stuff anyways it’s hard to look in on something or people you’ve never met or no nothing of there past.
Also to who ever wrote this. The twins are from Ridgeway WI not Dodgeville. our local mall is 40 miles away so it’s not so local. And did you know Dusty or are you just assuming he made bad decisions his whole life? I’m not sticking up for them at all but jeez you talk like you knew their life stories!
*what’s weird is my birthday is Sep 2 the night they went to cassville!!!
buying the condoms was the only sensible thing they did.
Sick disgusting Anthony Merino wanna-be ass bitches. I am just speechless on these three filthy hoodlums. I have nothing more to say about these wretched motherfuckers except that the one on the far left looks like an ugly fucking girl. And don’t you fucking use that excuse about them ‘not getting any’ from girls their own age. I wouldn’t let them touch me with Shemar Moore’s junk. So what if they couldn’t get any, that’s not an excuse for them to attempt to dig up a deceased girl’s body and attempt to ‘have their way’ with it. I hope all these fucking bitch ass motherfuckers burn in hell. Words cannot describe how infuriated I am about this article or Jessica G.’s laxadasical, nonchalant attitude about the whole thing. Like this happens every fucking day. Bitch you can burn in hell with these three pigs as well!