We Get Email, Volume 2
Time for another edition of We Get Email. This guy obviously has a problem with the way we cover reticent police officers. I, of course, disagreed, and I thought our free exchange of ideas may benefit all of you.
First, the original email (translation available on request):
—–Original Message—–
From: vince [mailto:**********@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, October 22, 2009 8:41 AM
To: admin@pysih.com
Subject: : COPS rape kidsvince <**********@yahoo.com> wrote:
funbny a story out of SAC showed one of your fellow COPS IS a child raper?
funny i dont find many cops on your website….. i wonder why. COPs tried to
keep it secrete wobut this guy with his CHILD porn. why ? funny to see cops
begg for respect. all the while showing now respect to anyone. and hiding the
crimes of its fellow officers. to be honest COPS get what happens to them.
DIVORCE SUSICIDE and the like. i throw BBqs when we hear the man got
popped. BBQs boy. so mybe ill start a web site on COPS show your names
address crimes you commited with no charges
:D sound like fun
And here’s my reply:
I love when clowns like you criticize this website while knowing absolutely nothing about us. For one thing, neither I nor the webmaster have anything to do with Law Enforcement. We’re just a couple of regular guys who don’t like murderers, rapists, child molesters, child abusers, pedophiles, wife beaters and baby killers. But the real proof that you don’t know shit about us is your claim that we ignore stories about police officers who commit the crimes I listed. If you actually read PYSIH, you’d see that we recently did a story on Robert Melia Jr., a cop who lost his job after being indicted for sexually assaulting 3 teenage girls and a young boy, possessing hundreds of pictures of child pornography, and having oral sex with 4 baby cows. There are a few others cop stories, but you’ll have to find them yourself.
So anyways, fuck you very much, Vince. And good luck with that website. I suggest that you first take a remedial course in grammar and spelling, so the rest of the English speaking world can understand what the FUCK you’re talking about. You have a nice day now, ya hear.
Max The Cat
Editor, PYSIHhttp://pysih.com
54 Comments »
You could actually decipher what he was saying?
Yes I could TBS. Fortunately I speak all three dialects of fucktardian.
lol
lol…
Ha Ha!!
Ha! Nice. Though I stand to wonder how you managed to decipher it and become fluent in the first place. Please don’t tell me…you went to FUCKTARDIA DIDN’T YOU?! NO, MAX NO!
*Giggle* “three dialects of fucktardian.”
That was priceless
He speaks good Ebonics….top notch
Right there with ya TBS, I think the mis-spelling of secret -’secrete’ is akin to his secreting’s in the email :)
Hmmm… :-/
I’m not sure I could respond to that email, because I could *NOT* figure out what the *HELL* it said! That’s really bad, I have worked in retail the last few years and have to try and decipher the words of people who don’t even have a nodding acquaintance with English and accents so thick you couldn’t them with a torch. Wow.
Let me give you another :-/ face.
Jeez. That’s supposed to be “accents so thick you couldn’t *CUT* them with a torch”.
Snark FAIL!
You blocked the best part and denied everyone else the ability to write him back. Thats not cool. I was going suggest a wide variety of large and pointy objects with which he could use to fornicate himself.
And this is why Max is forever my hero.
“I suggest that you first take a remedial course in grammar and spelling, so the rest of the English speaking world can understand what the FUCK you’re talking about.”
Priceless.
SpongeBob is my hero
-editor
i recently began regularly viewing this site……..and max,your reply to this fucking ignorant email was phenomenal! i am definetly a fan from here on out………..kudos to you!
Thanks mel, but to be fair, Vince presented a very large target. It would have been hard for me to miss.
At first I thought he was for the site, but then I read the second word and I was like….umm…what? He’s upset because there are no bad cops on this site? What? Where did this guy come from? The whole address and crimes sentence…or ….not really a sentence….I don’t know…it hurt my head to read that….but good reply to him. I am not sure though if he will understand “proper” English.
Well well well the redneck has found out how to use a computer. the world will en in 27 years now. Damn I just got started paying on that new house…..
Guys I am sure the authors get these mails daily. From “friends and family” of the scum. So take it with humor and if you run in to this “person” you can do one of 2 things. Laugh yer ass off or you can use my favorite move when dealing with the unwashed. Place a shovel to his face just as hard as you can…
This email came from a jungle bunny or a wanna be- this is definitely an “inner city accent”
I take offense to the jungle bunny remark.
While I may be black, I don’t necessarily take offense to the Jungle Bunny move because frankly…well it just amuses me. If someone said that to me I would crack laughing. I just cant get mad at that. lol However I will call it out as being unnecessary given its perceived intent. If you would be so kind as to not generalize with prejudice pertaining to race?
take the computer away now……… people like this should not be allowed near any form of technology.. period
While I’d like to agree with you, I believe more in the First Amendment…… this person has a right to let the whole world know that he is a moron.
If we take computers away from such ignorant people, who is next?
I am sure that Mike Gagnon’s family wants this sites servers shutdown and some of the commentators’ computers siezed. We couls easily add Diane Schuler’s husband (and enabler) to the list of people who’d like to see all of us off the Information Super Highway…….
I agree Fred, if they couldn’t voice their opinions we would have less to laugh about! A chuckle a day keeps the blues away..LOL
LOL@ MAX THE CAT I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PUT PPL ON BLAST LOL
Max, you crack me up. Thank you for eloquently ripping that jerkwad a new a-hole. You made my morning!
lol awesome
One of the most beautiful responses to a moron that I’ve had the pleasure of reading in a long time.
Damn. I hope English isn’t this guy’s first language… but I suspect it is.
hahahahahahahahahaha……………………
Such people do have a right to have their own site, but a new top level domain name is needed for them.
Given that this site is a “.COM” short for COMmercial, I propose that this person’s new site go in the “>IGN” for IGNorant corner of the web.
That was MY first suggestion after reading his email. Please take some classes or go back to elementary school and learn how to spell and use proper grammar. GEEEZ
Great response Max! ;)
ACH! My perspicacity! It hath been traumatized by a mere glance at the message you managed not only to decipher, but respond to. I’m too impressed with your Kung Fu to lol, Sir! Bravo!
Does he really use the word ‘secrete’ out of context, or it that just my horrified attempt to force meaning on his blargh so my brain can keep a hold of reality? “COPs tried to keep it secrete wobut this guy with his CHILD porn.” Who butt? Wombat? Secrete Wombat? Secrete Wombat CHILD porn? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
I am confused by his confusion. I was less smart after trying to read his thing, but more smart after reading yours so it balanced out. :) Heck, I think I’m SMARTER after reading your response! WOOOOOOOO… maybe not. Hehe.
Soon government forms may have to be printed in different dialects of fucktard – hick, ebonics, etc…
Hey you know what, I noticed something funny about your reply, you say “Fuck you very much” and so on, but then you say “You have a nice day now, ya hear.” It’s as if you DON’T REALLY wish him a nice day at all.
The contrast is frankly hilarious. 5 out of 5.
I hope I am NEVER invited to that guys BBQ, I am afraid the stupid just might rub off! I don’t know this guys age but this country is in deep caca if this guy is our future! I say wrangle up the stupid take them out to the pasture and put them out of theirs and (ours) misery…Christ help us!
hmmm. I really don’t know how Max could respond to this. I DONT UNDERSTAND A DAMN THING THAT JUST CAME OUT OF VINCE’S MOUTH!!!! I mean really. I have to try to understand ebonics everyday but i still dont know what the hell he is talking about. I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK STOOOPID! so that way we dont have to be the bad guy! KUDOS TO MAX. HE RESPONDED PERFECTLY… AS ALWAYS!
Thanks Max!
I have been up the last four nights with my seven week old baby and was starting to lose my humour. You just gave it back to me.
Hang in there. It’ll get better.
Ok heres the thing…..my wife caught me when I was surfing http://www.better-sex-guide.com and now she is all pissed off about it. Like WTF…its for US honey lol!
GREAT reply, Max!! :D
You go Max! Was this guy for real? Did he really think he would get respect when he can’t even spell ‘suicide’ and doesn’t know how to use a comma? Get real…
post more e-mails… these are funny :)
Him fail english?
Unpossible!
I <3 Ralph Wiggum :)
aww but ralph wiggum is just soooooooo cute….actaully I’m a bit like him….wait that’s bad…….lol
Yup…Affirmative Action in the education system at its best. I bet you he/she/it “graduated” at the top of his class. Brilliant. One more nail in the coffin of the “No child left behind” fiasco. Sigh…I weep for the generations to come.
WHAT THE HELL DID THAT EMAIL SAY? This is what it looked like to me .. wah wah wah .. COPS wjoiaskn vajhufhab ghhfoa kjgbesa gfhuoz hbvbdsln; b mgueoa. Just sayin…
get raped verbally vince… score 1 for maxx
Max………You are my idol!!!! It’s obvious that grammar and spelling are not areas where Vince retains much knowledge!! I sincerely hope that this gentleman has the ability to at least enunciate and speak properly. If he sounds as ridiculous as he writes, then there is clearly no hope for this moronic soul. I must admit I loved the line you wrote, “So anyways, fuck you very much, Vince.” Another thing that puzzles me is where do these people come up with these topics for their emails? Very sad that they have nothing better to do than look for shit that they can stir the pot with!
er as a reel f9ktardian, w33 are so made that yew are in such like make fun of us and the way we speeel worksdz.
What a fucking piece of shit!
…Of topic…but it says on fb that hate mail is up and running..I typed it in and stories come up, the first being cesar someone…is that right??….or is my puter broken…:( lol
sigh….D’oh… nevermind….I’ll just go make another coffee..lol
HAHAHAHAH wow….had to read that first email about 6 or 7 times to decipher it. I’ll never understand why people started typing emails out like they were texting their best friends. Anyway, MAX IS KING hahaha love the reply, throw this idiot on the next short bus
Great reply! I loathe poor grammar! And I especially hate it when people can’t differentiate your and you’re; too, to and two; and there, they’re and their. Thank you for mentioning this dumbass’ lack of knowledge of the English language and poor grammar skills.