Carmen Huertas
You would think that after the Diane Schuler tragedy people would have learned to a. not fill a vehicle up with children and drive while intoxicated and b. not stand by and let someone else fill up a car with children and drive while intoxicated. That’s what you would think, anyway.
Sadly, I have to report to you another case of a jackass doing just what I described in (a.) while several people, for reasons I will never understand, acted on (b.). One man in particular behaved in an especially outrageous manner in this regard, enough so that he almost earned himself a nomination to the PYSIH All-Star team. More on that later.
It all started innocently enough. Brittany Gonzalez, the 11-year-old daughter of Carmen Huertas, was halfway through a two day sleepover with six of her best friends on Saturday, October 8th, 2009. At around 7 PM, Carmen piled all 7 girls – all between the ages of 11 and 14 – and her 18-month old son into her Mercury Sable station wagon and headed to the home of her former boyfriend, who was hosting a birthday party for his niece Corinna Gonzalez. The six passenger wagon was so overloaded that three of the girls had to sit in the cargo area, where there are 
no seatbelts. In fact, there aren’t any seats either.
Although Carmen Huertas had told friends she would spend only two hours at the party, she started drinking cognac, and as soon as the buzz started kicking in, decided to stay a bit longer. In fact, it was midnight when she started loading up the car again for the ride back to her home in the Bronx, NY. By then she was visibly intoxicated, enough so that several people noticed it.
Brittany Gonzalez’s father and Carmen Huertas’ ex, Ernesto Gonzalez, was one of the people that noticed Huertas’ condition:
“”I been with her 10 years. I know when she’s been drinking. She wasn’t like drunk to the point of incapacitated, but I knew that the amount of liquor she drank, it was gonna hit her, it was gonna hit her sooner or later. It was gonna hit her especially on an empty stomach.”
“I pleaded with her not to drive and she said her man told me he was going to take care of it. He told me he had it, he said, ‘I got it, don’t worry.’”
Eduardo Henriquez went and spoke to Carmen Huertas, telling her she was too drunk to drive, but she refused to give up her keys. He finally gave up, but not before Mr. Henriquez grabbed his 18-month-old son from the car. Sadly, he did nothing about the other 7 children, according to his own stepdaughter, Brittany Gonzalez.
“He didn’t do anything. He just took the baby and left.”
Actually, Mr. Henriquez prevented three other young boys from getting into Carmen Huertas’ car. One of the boys who was also headed back up to the Bronx with Carmen Huertas – Ernesto’s son with Huertas, Ernesto Gonzalez Jr. – saw it happen where she’d parked the car two blocks from the party.
“He just like took the baby out the car and we just left.”
I don’t know how many kids Carmen Huertas planned on putting into that 5 passenger Mercury Sable station wagon, but by my count, if fate hadn’t intervened there would have been 13 people, including 11 children, a baby, and Carmen herself. Eduardo Henriquez tried to make some sense of it all;
“There would’ve been three more kids in that car. He (Gonzalez) wasn’t (thinking). Nobody was. The fault is on everybody, you can’t just blame one person… I didn’t step up, you know, I’m sorry. I apologize to everybody from the bottom of my heart, you know?”
The reason everyone was so upset that they did try harder to stop Carmen Huertas from driving while drunk with a carload of children should be painfully obvious to everyone by now. Yes, she crashed her station wagon. Yes, children were killed and injured. But the terror that these children went through at the hands of Ms. Huertas is what really qualifies her for a choice seat on the express train to Hell.
Shortly after they left the party, Carmen, obviously stinging from everyone’s insistence that she was too drunk to drive, decided to take out her anger on the 7 girls in the car. She began speeding, reaching 70 miles per hour on surface streets. The girls begged her to slow down, and she replied by taunting them:
“If you think this is bad, wait until we get on the highway.”
“I don’t care about these other kids – only my (18-month-old) baby.”
“Who thinks something’s going to happen? Raise your hands. Who thinks we’re going to get into an accident?
Nice, huh? The worst one, In my opinion, was the crack about only caring about the baby – her daughter Brittany was sitting there right next to her and asked;
“What about me, Mom? I’m your daughter.”
Carmen Huertas reportedly did not answer. How could she? This really broke my heart, thinking about how sad Brittany must have felt when she heard it.
At 12:45 AM Sunday morning, the inevitable finally happened. Carmen Huertas was traveling on the West Side Highway in New York City at more than 80 miles per hour when, according to one of the passengers, 14-year-old Yismel Rosario:
“The car started swerving back and forth. I was like, ‘Oh, my God!’ Then it flipped over. Gisele, Kayla and Leandra flew out of the car. Their eyes were closed. I got out of the car and went to my sister. I held her and said, ‘If you can hear me, nod your head.’ I told her it would be OK, that help is on the way.”
Brittany Gonzalez also described the crash;
“All three girls in the back just flew out when the trunk popped open because it just popped open when we flipped once. My friend’s seatbelt snapped. Leandra Rosado just flew out and she was the one in the woods.”
Leandra Rosado was also the one who didn’t make it. The eleven-year-old was rushed to Saint Luke’s Hospital in Manhattan, where she passed away within minutes.
Lenny Rosado, the victim’s father, took the news of his daughter’s death very badly;
“It was very hard, very hard seeing your daughter there – the only child laying down.”
“My only daughter, my life and my joy, taken away. She used to like to be called Lilly.”
One of the other girls who was ejected from the car, thirteen-year-old Giselle Rosario, remains hospitalized in serious, but stable condition with two broken legs. A third young lady, 11-year-old Kayla Sanchez, suffered a long list of painful injuries, including a fractured cheek, nose and left arm and is still a patient at New York – Presbyterian/Weill Cornell hospital. Brittany Gonzalez broke her left wrist, and the other 3 girls were treated and released at local hospitals for a variety of injuries.
Carmen Huertas broke her arm and was in stable condition at Harlem Hospital Center. She blew a .13 BAC on a Breathalyzer at the scene, and is now facing vehicular manslaughter and 
DWI charges. She was formally indicted and arraigned on Wednesday, October 28th, at which time she entered a plea of not guilty. If convicted on both charges, Huertas faces up to 15 years in prison.
Carmen Huertas family has been remarkably subdued during this horrible tragedy, being supportive of Carmen without being obnoxious and showing much respect for the victims and their families. I don’t know why this surprises me – I guess I’m still a bit shell-shocked from the Diane Schuler story.
Carmen’s Lawyer, on the other hand, one Steven Rubin, is a totally different animal. Mr. Rubin suggested Wednesday that because some of the parents of a few of the victims attended the same party that Carmen got drunk at, they are somehow share in the blame for the crash that injured their kids. I’m not talking about Eduardo Henriquez or Ernesto Gonzalez either.
“There is so much blame to go around but it’s all coming down on Ms. Huertas’ head.”
“Some of the parents were at the party that Huertas attended in Chelsea before the wreck – and they did not stop her from driving off with their kids”
How many of them knew she was drinking, or how much she had to drink, Mr. Rubin? Who’s turn was it to watch Carmen Huertas that night, anyways? I’m not going to rehash this whole story again, but I think if Steven Rubin tries to use this defense on a real live jury, they may get up and kick his ass in open court.
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After burying my best friend today, all I can think of to say is ” your a right piece of human garbage and deserve everything you get, you fucking toe rag”
up to 15 years in prison looks reasonable (a bit too low to my taste, but at least it’s something), but what’s the most likely sentence here?
Honestly DD, to a mother, with a spotless record? Probation is a real possibility here, but I think 3 – 5 years is more likely, because she killed a child.
Max is unfortunately right. Best estimate based upon existing case law is 4 years.
So much wrong here.
I have hosted my fair share of parties in my time. ALWAS first thhing is you give up yer keys when you come in the door. You only get thme back when I feel you are not drunk. Should I feel you are too drunk to drive you have a few different choices to make. Take the bus. There’s a stop not 30 feet from my front door. Take a cab. I know the numbers to all the companies in my area. Walk. It’s that simple. I will not have the death of anyone on my head in which I could have prevented. No fucking way!
there has been a few people who bitched and complained. They were not invited back. I don’t care if I hurt someone’s feelings. I don’t care if someone tries to tell me they are OK to drive.
Why did anyone let this bitch drive let alone drive with a car full of kids? That is the question I want answered.
What gets in to people’s heads?
Again, the majority of the fault lies with stupid driver because she committed the act-BUT none of the adults could have said no one is getting in the car with her? None of the adults could have called the police when she drove off? No one could have done anything else? I don’t care what a fit she would have thrown, take her purse, hide the keys, call the police, take a pair of pliars and rip out the ignition wires-but it is incomprehensible how you would let a group of kids ride off with a nut you know is too damned drunk to drive.
That poor child. Thing is this wont be the 1st or the last case we hear on people drinking whilst under the influence. Very sad indeed.
The BITCH didn’t just act irresponsibly or make a stupid choice. That could somehow possibly be forgiven. You have to much to drink, you get behind the wheel, you crash and kill someone; I may actually have the tiniest little bit of sympathy for you. I can’t imagine having to live with that.
Carmen was so intent on venting her rage at being judged for being an irresponsible lush that she decided to take the girls on what I can only call a joy ride. It wasn’t only her intoxication that killed Leandra. It was her reckless driving, her speeding and her immaturity. She was acting like a spoiled kid who was pissed at being chastised by her parents and decided to take her anger out via a vehicular temper tantrum. With kids in the car.
Unforgivable all around. NOT GUILTY??????????? How the fuck can she? Does she have no conscience at all? In my opinion the woman is evil. Fuck her.
Part of the problem is – if someone wrestled the keys from her, any possible briusing would last way longer than her BAI, so if te bitch went to the police it would be a now sober bitch’s word against whomever. Maybe someday we will have the ability to check bruises to see if they hold the BAC while the rest of the blood is being filtered by the liver.
Given the way she acted in the car, it’s safe to assume that she’s a vengeful person when things are not going her way. So if the keys were taken away, I am sure she’d be there crying to the cops about being a victim of domestic violence.
If her father or X really stepped up, she’d not have her name here, but I am more than sure that her father or X would have had a sleep over with Bubba.
This bitch needs to die – - somehow she’s going to blame others for what happened and no lesson will be learned.
She made it clear that she only cared about her 18 month old so hopefully when she gets out, and we all know it won’t be long, she doesn’t have contact with her daughter.
I am not trying to place blame. It was ultimately stupid bitch Huerta who chose to be defiant under the influence while in the charge of young children but a simple call to the police from anyone at that party who was concerned could have possibly stopped this accident as well. If I have learned anything from being a frequent visitor on this site it is to be vigilant if you think anyone might be in danger. So if I were to run into a situation like this I wouldn’t hesitate to make that call. In this day and age where this is sadly becoming the norm it is that or move to the middle of nowhere to keep you kids safe!
Still – the police may not respond in time – gotta stop it before it happens – or call the police and keep her there – let the cops take the keys…
I am with you 100%
Who in the hell drives a car with that many kids in it to begin with? That alone would make me freak out.
Way back in the 1980’s used to cram cars…… people sitting in each other’s laps…… across laps, whatever…….
Also used to ride in the back of pickup trucks down highways…..
Most of us are still here….
Yeah, most of us are still here. Most of the kids survived this car accident too.
Most people will survive in a game of Russian roulette too.
what the hell is wrong with the other parents at this party? I am so pissed right now!!! That stupid bitch is to blame, but IMO so are the parents who let their children get in the car with her…WTF! I am speechless…
Another horrible drunk driving in the New York area. Not too long after Diane Schuler. Apparently Huertas wants to die because this.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/10/15/2009-10-15_let_dwi_driver_suffer_says_father_of_11yearold_victim_.html
“I’m going to be thinking about it the rest of my life – what my daughter was thinking about when that car was tumbling. So should she.”
I hope part of her sentence is to have to look at the picture of that little girl every day.
Awwww, waah waah waah. All that is, is a ‘pity me now because I feel so bad I wanna die’. Who really cares how she feels except that she feels like shit for the rest of her life.
every bone in her body should be broken with a hammer. and as for the other parents, especially the father of the 18 month old who took his son out of the car and left others with the stupid cunt, he should at least be spitted and roasted for awhile, cuz no offense, i’m sure he could have laid her butt out long enough for her to sober up, or managed to get her keys away from her. what kind of world is this where drinking, driving and killing are becoming the norm?
Who the hell voted no? She didn’t just drunkenly kill a kid, she actively made sure she was completely terrified before she died by taunting her. She’s a cunt and should suffer a lot.
Give her to me….
I’m suprised that every one of those children weren’t killed in that car. Too bad the driver survived. But then again maybe not. She deserves to suffer for what she did and death would be to good for her. God I HATE drunk drivers!!
The only think worse than a drunk driver is a drunk driver who consciously chooses to drive like a complete moron.
Jeez. Un-fricken-believable. Too bad she wasn’t the one killed, but I hope she is haunted for the rest of her life AND I hope her daughter never forgives her for both killing her friend and making her feel so unimportant will her comment of only caring about her baby.
Now, had I been at that party and aware of the ‘debate’ going on about whether she should drive or not, I would have gone to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, walked out to the car and flattened at least 2 tires with a huge grin on my face. Problem solved. Why is something like that so hard to do people? Crap, some people really need to grow some friggen brains.
What a bitch. Not guilty????? Fuck her, she IS GUILTY as sin! Doesn’t she have any remorse, for anyone except herself? If I was in her shoes I would want to die, I could never live with the guilt and I sure would not have the audacity to plea not guilty. She can blame other people, or lay part of the blame on them (and they do share some blame), but ultimately she did it, she killed a little girl. It was you Carmen Huertas that got behind the wheel and not only drunk, but driving recklessly having your little temper tantrum. Own up! You are despicable.
I watched the videos – her family – she’s a nice person who did something horrible – not a monster……. BULLSHIT
Even monsters sleep, care for their young, attend church….
Look at Hitler – Ava Braun was able to fall in love with him……..
Also as far as Brittney goes – she was NOT Edwardo’’s daughter and I am sure that this bitch has let him know who is his child and who is not…… (Been there)
Ted Kennedy never became president and that may be because of what he did 11 years before he ran – he killed a woman in just such an accident as well.
My point is that everybody is nice to somebody else….
Carmen is not a monster, she’s a bitch and the fact that she killed a child and other children are going to have a life of ophysical and physiological pain can not be undone.
At this point maybe Carmen should join a cloistered convent somewhere if she’s such a wonderful person…… a place where she’ll never touch another drop of alcohol or a steering wheel ever again
problem there is that Cloisters have sacramental wine!! Hell if she likes drinking so much just force feed her booze until she o.d.’s……
that’s one way to kill her……
or we could put her in a mens’ prison. With that face, I am sure that most would just want her to suck them – who’d wanna see that while pushing!
I am sure that her attitude would get her smacked around. With all her teeth knocked out she’ll be perfect!!! Just give her some knee pads….
Ha,ha…save the taxpayers some $’s on dental service for the skank!!
I too get tired of the family members telling about how wonderful a person the criminal was, how they helped the poor, gave blood, etc …like that justifies or excuses their actions. I worked in a correctional facility and remember several murders who didn’t lose a minute’s sleep over what they had done who religiously saved chips and fed them to the ground squirrels who ran amuck around the facility. Their good quality of being kind to animals certainly didn’t make up for their previous actions..I don’t care if she was a saint and made only a one time bad decision to drive drunk, that one action pretty much negates everything else she ever did for anyone.
ALL OF YALL TALKIN ABOUT MY AUNT CULD SUK MY DIK AND all of yall need 2 hop off ha dik AND MIND YALL BUISNESS.AND I WISH YA MOTHA WULD DROP DEAD. DNT WRRY MY AUNT IS GOOD HA FAMILY IS HERE FOR HER SO ALL OF YALL DATS CALLING HER A BITCH AND SHIT SUK MY DIK AND MIND YALL BUISNESS. THE ONLY ONE DAT SHULD BE COMPLAINING IS LENNY ROSADO.(R.I.P LEANDRA ROSADO YUH WILL BE MISSED AND MY AUNT AND HER FAMILY IS SO SORRY)..I LOVE YUH TITI CARMEN AND KEEP YA HEAD UP HIGH
You are an ignorant embarrassment to whichever country you spewed from. Please tell me you’re not from America. I’m so tired of dipshits like you being from America. Can you please be from some other country, just this once?
Please?
You could say that about any evil figure. That person was nice and a church goer. Do Jeffrey Dahmer, Eric Harris/Dylan Klebold, Seung-Hui Cho, 9/11 Terrorists, and Gertrude Baniszewski come to mind?
This story has been all over the news for the past couple of weeks. While Carmen Huertas, like Schuler, may have been a great mom up until this point, it in NO way excuses her stupidity and selfishness. I hope they throw the book at this dumb bitch! As for the stepfather who removed HIS baby from the car and then let her drive away, just remember papi KARMA IS A BITCH.
ALL OF YALL TALKIN ABOUT MY AUNT CULD SUK A DIK EXSPECIALLY JUSTJANEY, MULCH, JUSTIN, FRED, DEEDEEBUG95, & LilMissSunshine.
all of yall need 2 hop off ha dik AND MIND YALL BUISNESS.AND FRED YUH HOPE MY AUNT CULD DIE I WISH YA MOTHA WULD DROP DED AND U 2 DEEDEEBUG95. DNT WRRY MY AUNT IS GOOD HA FAMILY IS HERE FOR HER SO ALL OF YALL DATS CALLING HER A BITCH AND SHIT SUK MY DIK AND MIND YALL BUISNESS. THE ONLY ONE DAT SHULD BE COMPLAINING IS LENNY ROSADO.(R.I.P LEANDRA ROSADO YUH WILL BE MISSED AND MY AUNT AND HER FAMILY IS SO SORRY)..I LOVE YUH TITI CARMEN AND KEEP YA HEAD UP HIGH…..
If you can’t type in English, could you try using Engrish? At least we’d get a good chuckle. Your posts make me need to fart mentally, and there is no antacid for that. Stop making my brain fart!!!!!
You left me out asshole. I wrote the story on your baby killing, drunkin’ auntie. I feel so left out – again. What’s up with that?
I HOPE YA MOTHA DROP DEAD
Oh Christian, what an un-Christian-like thing to say.
Poor Max…don’t worry doll your not missing much.
Holy Crap,Batman…..and we wonder what the hell is wrong with society,how fucking long did it take you to type that with all the mistakes?Two,three hours? Dis sad da fo usin peeps hoohaf ta mac cense o dis shit….
ALL OF YALL TALKIN ABOUT MY AUNT CULD SUK A DIK EXSPECIALLY JUSTJANEY, MULCH, JUSTIN, FRED, DEEDEEBUG95, & LilMissSunshine.
all of yall need 2 hop off ha dik AND MIND YALL BUISNESS.AND FRED YUH HOPE MY AUNT CULD DIE I WISH YA MOTHA WULD DROP DED AND U 2 DEEDEEBUG95. DNT WRRY MY AUNT IS GOOD HA FAMILY IS HERE FOR HER SO ALL OF YALL DATS CALLING HER A BITCH AND SHIT SUK MY DIK AND MIND YALL BUISNESS. THE ONLY ONE DAT SHULD BE COMPLAINING IS LENNY ROSADO.(R.I.P LEANDRA ROSADO YUH WILL BE MISSED AND MY AUNT AND HER FAMILY IS SO SORRY)..I LOVE YUH TITI CARMEN AND KEEP YA HEAD UP HIGH
What’s up with your fascination with dick sucking CHRISTIAN? I’m mean it’s OK if you’re gay – we don’t tolerate gay bashing on this site, so you can feel comfortable being yourself here.
TITI YUH ARE STILL A GOOD LADY SO DNT LISTEN 2 DESE DUM ASS PEOPLE DATS TRYIN 2 MAKE U FEEL GUILTY….I LOVE YUH AND YUH NO3 IM HERE FOR YUH 100%
Christian, I cannot read your rambling text message. Try reading a book or two. Maybe pay more attention in class. Expand your vocabulary beyond 6th grade shorthand. Your aunt really fucked up here. I don’t really care if she was or wasnt a good person. I don’t care if she’s so so sorry for it now. It’s too late for apologies. No one’s trying to make her feel guilty. She IS guilty. She’s a moron so do yourself a favor and take my aforementioned advice to break the cycle. For your sake lets hope being an idiot is not a genetic defect in your family. She’s a cunt bitch and I hope she rots.
I love Frosted Flakes. THEY’RE GRRRREAT!
Sorry.
Couldn’t help it.
Nothing to see here – move along.
(I agree with the breakfast cereal. I’m just sayin’, is all.)
FROSTEDFLAKS, SUK MY DIK AND YA MOTHA MY AUNT IS NOT GUILTY U DIRTY ASS BASTARD….HA FAMILY IS HERE FOR HER AND SHE GOOD SO MIND YA FUCKIN BUISSNES AND CUNT RAG
Yeah, I just can’t make out what you’re saying. Good try though. Your gibberish just ins’t insulting. What is insulting is when your aunt Titi said…. what was it again…
“I don’t care about these other kids – only my (18-month-old) baby.”
When her daughter was one of “these other kids.” Now those are words of a loving, caring, and responsible mother. Puh-lease.
Christian = FAIL
Carmen = EPIC FAIL
BTW – It’s spelled F R O S T E D F L A K E S, Christian.
Read a book!
Oooh Christian! Frosted Flakes just fucked you up big time. I wouldn’t mess with her/him again if I were you.
Y’ALL NEEDS TA CALM YR SHIT DOWN, KNO WUT I’S SAYIN? STOP FLAPPIN YO IGNINT FINGERS, BACK AWAY FROM TEH WEB AND SIT TEH FUK DOWN!
GAH, I can’t even do that on purpose! How do you type like that without making yourself vomit?
PLEASE keep your lil’ ‘dik’ to yourself. Please, for the sake of all that is right and sane in this world, DON’T EVER BREED!
EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!
EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER really could you just break it off and throw it away? I promise no one will miss it.
LOL – Becky, did you type each one of those EVER’s individually, or did you cut and paste? Either way, great effort….
Some things are important enough for carpel tunnel, Max. ;)
Ok I’m an aussie and I don’t know slang (that’s if it is that?) I know it’s definately not english, but Christian… go root a dead roo, then put ya dick on the barby, wait for it blister and for the flies to have their snack…then come back here and tell me to suck my dick…
Dick on the barby? Now that just ain’t right….LOL.
Root a dead roo..am so going to have to figure out how to work that into a random conversation!
I have to admit, I’m kinda disappointed Christian hasn’t returned with a clever rebuttal in defense of his auntie. But hopefully his parents caught him playing on the computer and gave him the spanking he should’ve gotten a long time ago with that foul mouth of his.
I stand by my ruling. Carmen is guilty as sin. And the fact she solicited the little petrified girls in her car about who thought they would get in an accident while driving so recklessly tells me she knew the possible outcome and STILL continued down her path of inevitable destruction. Drunk or not, this screams of premeditation. Either because she WAS drunk or because she WAS traveling at excessive speeds with a carload of innocent children.
This wasn’t a good person who made a “horrible mistake.” These were the actions of a self consumed fuck faced POS who put her own feelings of inadequacy before the safety of others.
Fuck You Carmen. I hope you find yourself sizzling in the same frying pan as that bitch Schuler. Go Fuck yourself.
u mad cuz my aunt is comming home so suk my dik and tell ya motha 2 drop dead
So she came up with bail – or should I say you and the rest of the family came up with her bail. It won’t help her when the judge sentences her to a nice long prison sentence. All your shit talking won’t mean a thing then, will it big mouth?
Your sweet auntie got drunk, loaded up her car with too many kids and drove, even though people at the party told her she was too drunk and begged her not to. She taunted those terrified young ladies, even told her own daughter she didn’t care about her, while she purposefully drove like a jackass to frighten them some more. Finally she lost control of the car, killing one girl and seriously injuring several of the others. THAT’S who your Aunt Carmen is.
So fuck YOU christian, you ignorant little punk. I’d love to get a chance to give you a good spanking some time – once in a great while it’s the only way to deal with a misbehaving child.
are you sure you didn’t mistype and mean my Aunt is coming home to suck my dick?
fr0st3d flak3su n ya m0tha succc mii ho dicc ya bumb asz
fucc alll yall
Christian,
My generation used 733t speak to bypass filters on chat clients, to avoid nanny filter searches, the prying eyes of investigators, to share the titles of pirated content(which I no longer believe in or participate in), and in areas where ROT13 was unavailable.
The generation that immediately followed mine invented the chat abbreviations that became the text abbreviations you now use in order to save key strokes and to keep their messages short enough to fall within the small limits placed on them by technology and price.
You use 733t because you think it looks cool. You seem to be “rebelling” against some causeless, faceless entity and have no grok of a clue about how the words actually should be put together. You don’t even know why you talk this way do you? It’s something you saw online somewhere or cribbed from someone else. You’re like the mildly retarded kid who wrote “Members Only” on a denim jacket when I was in grade school.
Here’s the deal. We’re smarter than you are, we’re better informed, our message is much more coherent, and when your aunt is in jail you’ll still be ignorant of the most basic of legal comprehension. Sit back, digest what and who you are an earn a little introspection on these weighty matters and do some constructive “what-ifs.” When you’ve figured it all out, come back and see us, but until then, leave the language to those who know it, lived it or have something useful to add.
Jason you said exactly what I wanted to say. But you said it better. I would have just told the little shit to go back to his corner and get back to jacking off or thoughts of better times.
Yah, Jason. What Mulch said, but from me.
I can’t help but read Christian’s posts and imagine them coming from the mouth of Bigfoot himself. I’m talkin’ Bigfoot of Jack Black fame, only less coherent and with a smaller penis. Maybe Christian is Bigfoot’s half-witted younger brother, the runt of the litter.
I like Christian. I think he’s amazing, actually. For a Yeti to learn a bastardized smattering of 733t… really this is one for the ages.
Everyone and I mean everyone in that fucked up family of yours should be sterilized, we now have two representations of your dysfunctional gene pool, and neither you nor your Auntie are winning any of us over….let that gene pool die out!! Do us all a favor and start making appointments for sterilization now!!!
I say we load up Carmen, her niece/nephew thing Christian ( and whomever spawned it and taught it to be such a douche) into a vehicle and push it off of a very high cliff. Problem solved!
If we can toss on a few lawyers and politicians and I’ll do it myself.
At least something positive came from this horrible tragedy.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/19/new.york.dwi.law/index.html